Superclub, Super-Babies, Super-Fun!!!!
Nothing really unusual was happening at the residence of the Superclub. Switchboy and Rubberboy were working on some new strategies for stopping villains, Tigerboy was testing out Electrickid’s new Anti-Gravity Boots, and Electrickid was designing a blueprint for some new changes to Robot Tiger, one of Tigerboy’s forms.(After the events of last issue.)
“So, if Tigerboy has a carrot and a specialized Acme blender, then we might actually be able to stop the Slicer from robbing a skyscraper, but only if the Slicer has a giant machete. There! That’s ‘Operation: Fruitcake’!” Switchboy rolled up his plan and put in the Bin O’ Strategies.
“How are you doing, Rubberboy?”Switchboy asked.
“I’ve managed to come up with a plan if the Anti-Superclub ever tries to turn us into ponies. It involves a pony, a watch, several bags of pretzels, a swimming pool, nine hundred and ninety-nine grapes, and 12,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds of wet socks filled with lemon meringue pie.”
Suddenly, a roundish, gray ball crashed through the roof, along with three more balls, which were green, blue, and brown.
“Hello!” The nearest one said. “I am Happy, the baby Build-A-Bear monkey. Do you have any spray-paint? I want to celebrate National Rainbow Day by painting myself rainbow.”
“Hi-hi.” The next one said. “Me Jer-Jer. Otherwise known as Jeremy. Do you know where Superman is?” Then, he started rampaging throughout the building, searching for Superman. Crash, bang, boom, clatter, hissss, WEEE-OOH(police siren alarms), AHOOOGA(elephant sounds-That isn’t Cuddles, by the way. Whoops, I just revealed something. Who cares?), KRAK-A-FOOM, “La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha, da-na-na-na-na-na.” Then, the gray blob started playing a one-baby mariachi band song.” Well, the unknown baby tried to, but it made Happy run around screaming like a madperson, and Tigerboy fell off of the ceiling. (“Aieee! NO! THE TORTURE!!!) Then, Lucky sweetly started to play a banjo/bagpipes/accordion combination instrument! (Author’s note: I love these instruments.) This time, everyone started running around and screamimg, except Tigerboy who turned into a Robot and instantly self-destructed. (Luckily, he, sort of, knows how to put himself back together.)
“QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Cuddles sweetly demanded in a scary voice. The baby playing the horrible instrument of doom is Lucky, who loves to garden.”
“Hi.” Lucky said shyly.
Just then, Jeremy came tumbling through the ceiling with a tiny, adorable puppy-like creature in his hands.
“Hi, everybody.” He said. “I finally realized that Superman wasn’t here when I traveled through the entire Milky Way galaxy. My tongue-poodlekinza can stretchy-stretch. The person who screamed, ‘QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ was Cuddles, who is a very, very, very, (Cuddles growled.)excellent, yes, that’s what I was going to say, excellent cook. And this is Bumpy, a Boompacay from the planet Nezbik.” Bumpy peeked out through large, chocolately-brown, shiny eyes.
“Hewwo(Hello).” she squeaked. “Aw you dangewous?(Are you dangerous?)”
“No.” Lucky said. “Only Cuddles is.” Quickly, because he saw the worried expression on Bumpy’s face, he added, “But only when everybody refuses to eat his Gumbo Surprise.”
“GUMBO SURPRISE???!!!” Cuddles yelled. “I almost forgot! Who wants to sample my cooking?” He ran over to a half-assembled Tigerboy. “Hey, you! Wanna eat my food? It all comes from my restaurant, ‘Cuddles’s Restaurant’. This is the motto: ‘If the food doesn’t kill you, the entertainment will!’” And with that, he shoved some of the dreaded Gumbo Surprise in Tigerboy’s mouth. Several bad things happened in quick succession after that. First, Tigerboy turned completely green. Then, he grew gills. Next, poor Tigerboy melted into a puddle! Finally, he exploded with a Bang!!!!!
“Hooray!” Cuddles shouted. “You actually survived!!!”
“Wait, why are you here, anyway?” The melted Tigerboy mumbled.
“That’s an easy-poodleskinza question, melty.” Cuddles squealed. “Karion(Bumpy shivered in fright.)has taken over Zarion’s blog, and we came over here to hide. Also, Mr. Mean-Macaroni and his sidekick, Rose Giant, are plotting to destroy Dreamyland with a macaroni-ray. Nothing bad.”
“WHAT?!” Everyone shouted. Questions started flying everywhere.
“Where’s his lair?”
“Who’s Rose Giant?”
“How can I get unmelted?” (That was Tigerboy, obviously.)
“Can someone please get Karion out of my blog? I think that he’s going to destroy the earth.”
“Who said that?” Oh, it was just Zarion, who has escaped for the final time from the trap that Karion made for him. You really should go help him. Judging from my information of Karion that I got from reading miscellaneoussoup.wordpress.com. I’m the narrator, by the way. ☺
Quickly, the Super-Babies(Cuddles, Lucky, Jeremy, Happy, and Bumpy) told the Superclub the necessary information.
“Mr. Mean-Macaroni hates us.” Cuddles said. “He wants to put us into a trap.”
“WAAAH!!!” Bumpy wailed. “Macawoni eviw!(Macaroni evil!)”
“His lair is in the Himalayas.” Happy said. “You can’t miss it. Just search for the big sign that says ‘THIS IS MY LAIR, AND NOT, I REPEAT, NOT, A TRAP. TRUST ME. PLEASE. DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE LASER BEAMS OR MECHANICAL ROBOTS. MOST IMPORTANTLY, DISREGARD THE BEAVERS WITH CHAINSAWS. THAT MEANS YOU, HAPPY. I SPEND ENOUGH TIME FIXING MY LAIR, BECAUSE YOU DESTROY IT. I MEAN IT!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,, BALH, PONY, PLEASE, HELP, ME, AND, STOP, KARION, IN , THE , NEXT, ISSUE, OF, THESE, COOL, ADVENTURES, SINCERELY, ZARION, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,’ His sign doesn’t really have the message from Zarion and the ‘blahs’ but I might add it later to the sign, along with a virus.”
“Also, ” Lucky piped up. “You can stop the effects of the (shudder) Gumbo Surprise by giving Tigerboy more. Cuddles lost the antidote after Happy ate it.”
“Well, excuse me for taking it! I had squid legs, and moose eyebrows.” Happy pouted. “Actually, that might be really cool.
After nine thousand, nine hundred, and ninety-nine helpings of Gumbo Surprise, Tigerboy was (mostly) normal. I say ‘mostly’, because he kept randomly exploding. The Superclub, found Mr. Mean-Macaroni’s/Rose Giant’s lair and slowly went into the (unlocked)back door. As soon as they found the room with the giant Macaroni 9000, alarms started ringing and an extremely tine cage fell down over them.
“What?!” Mr. Mean-Macaroni shouted as he saw the Superclub. “I’m sorry, Superclub. This trap was specifically meant for the accursed Super-Babies, who keep ruining my plans. Now, they will never be able to stop me! Never! Never! The most accursed one is Happy, who keeps hacking into my computer system and turning it against me! I hate Happy! I. Hate. Happ-Hey, why is your tiny friend slowly swelling up like a balloon?”
As it turned out, Tigerboy really was swelling up like a balloon!
“I hate Gumbo Surprise!” he said in a squeaky voice! “Oh, no! I’m going to-” CRASH!!! The machine toppled over, and was instantly destroyed.
THE END
P.S. The villain and his sidekick(who was hiding in the closet because of the alarms) were taken to jail, and this incredibly boring story ended. Sorry. Not all of these stories can be exciting. Speaking of exciting stories, look at the part with the next issue.
Next Issue: You’d Better Not Cry and You’d Better Not Pout, Because Karion Is Coming to Town! The Superclub’s dimension-transporter takes the Superclub to Zarion’s world, where Karion’s dastardly plot is finally revealed!
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