Dumb and Meaningless Questions

Hi, Syrika here. I’ve got a list of stupid questions. Here we go:

Which part is the wink: when the eyelid closes or opens?

Did Mac invent ‘mac n’ cheese?’

Why are board games called ‘bored games’ when they’re entertaining?

Why are soup and stew two different things? Couldn’t someone just call stew ‘chunky soup?’

Why is swiss cheese holy?

Couldn’t iPads just be called miPads?

Can bananas get sunburned if they don’t have their peel on?

Does Zarion have something better to do than sit at his magical computer and yell at his comedy writers with a five o’clock shadow all day?

If deserts are bad, then why are they called desserts?

Shouldn’t warthogs be called something that hurts their feeling less?

When people are five, why are they ‘kids in your garden?’

Who named zucchini? I mean, SERIOUSLY!!!!!

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Random Fact: There is no technical name for @. Most people pronounce it as ‘at,’ but it’s not approved or something.

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Zarion out.

Braces, A Surprise Big Enough to Vaporize Your Sock Drawer, Green Thumb’s Column, and the Wild, Wild, West(Goodbye forever, chances of this blog having sophisticated humor!)Part 3(and the final part)

So, I covered the braces, the surprise that turned out to be the Phineas and Ferb parody, but I still need to cover- Green Thumb’s here! Hello, my adoring audience. Ahem. Sorry. Anyway, Green Thumb’s column will continue to run, because he finally paid the money. Those pesky bills from the Zarion Blogging Corporation. Also, here’s a little more information on the- Zarion? You already mentioned it. Yeah, for once, I agree with the smelly hairball.  Hey! Wait, wait, wait. When exactly did I mention it? Right here.

COMING SOON:

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I have done the Phineas and Ferb parody, and the mentions of Green Thumb and the wild, wild, west was a teaser for an incredible event. It. Will. Be.

Big.

Don’t miss this story-fantasabala, coming tomorrow.

Hint: Zarion Kreena. Sensational Superclub+Wild, Wild West=Wizard of Oz+Harry Potter= A crossover SO BIG it’ll take 9,000 or more words to complete it. I guarentee it.

Zarion out.

P.S. Loopy medicine=gone

I forgot. Maybe it was because Nathan came over. The movie was fun. It’s ALMOST complete. You’re forgetting something. No, he’s not. Yes, he is. NO. YES. No. Yes. Yes. Oh, so we agree. Oh, come on. That trick works for a stupid rabbit, but not for an intelligent monkey? What were you saying about rabbits? Oh, heh,  I didn’t see you there, Lucky. Rabbits are wonderful, see? I’m wearing a rabbit suit right now! Now, I’ve got you, you wascally wabbit! AAAIIIIEEEE!!! Eh, what’s up, doc? Thanks for inviting me over, Zarion. You’re welcome, and Tigerboy’s right. Does anyone remember “The Gauntlet?” That Spider-Man storyline? Well, yesterday at the library, I found book one.

Hooray! Moose pajamas, and a book!

 

Zarion-Oh, wait, another thing. See you in The Looney Tunes Show, Bugs. Bye.

Zarion out.

Braces, A Surprise Big Enough to Vaporize Your Sock Drawer, Green Thumb’s Column, and the Wild, Wild, West(Goodbye forever, chances of this blog having sophisticated humor!)Part 1

I am getting my braces. D-Day. Doomsday. Camp Ramah all over again. To prove it to you, here’s a list of the top ten bad things that have happened to me.

The Top Ten/10 Worst Things That Have Ever Happened To Me In My Entire Life 

1. Camp Ramah A.K.A. The Dreaded Sleep-Away Camp of No Pretzels(TDS-ACNP) AND Getting my teeth yanked out at the dentist.

2. Nearly drowning when I was taking a shower on vacation. (See “We Interrupt This Spoof For A Special Announcement”)

3. Karion taking over this blog.

4. Estimating things in math.

5. The anticipation of having to wait to find out if I’m going to have a good report card.

6. The anticipation of having to wait to see if I’m going to get on the “Honor Roll”.

7. The anticipation of having to wait to see if I’m finally the “Student of the Month”. I’ve never been the “Student of the Month” in seventh grade, so far. 

8. Coming home from Camp Ramah to find out that Momicon hasn’t gotten my books on hold at the library that she had time to get, but didn’t.

9. A new book was one of the previously mentioned books on hold.

10. Medicine for the dentist, which makes me “calm.”

Here’s a couplet about my dentist woes.

Do not make me go the orthodontist for braces

It’s worse than having your face freeze after you make funny faces.

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!! I’m trying to parody my earlier blog post by making a similar real-life thing about it. Is this making any sense? I just had my “loopy medicine.” Anyway, the operation where I had four teeth pulled was this month, last year. Wow.

SURPRISE!!!!! The parody of an earlier blog post was a parody of Phineas and Ferb‘s “Rollercoaster: The Musical” retelling “Rollercoaster.”

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The Prologue to my Murder Mystery

Orangey Rickshaw’s Horrifying Tale

Prologue: Death?

It was a terrifying night to be outside, in the gloom. The air was filled with a musky scent, and the comic shop had an aura of despair coming from it. Yet, there was someone coming anyway. He was a small, rather-twitchy boy wearing a small, lime-green jacket, sweatpants,  and a sweat shirt with the brand name tackily stitched on the front.

“Hello?” he said, trying the door. “Is anyone there? The door’s locked. Hello? My name is Peter Smith, and I came to pick up the book I requested. The new Mega-Person comic?”

Mumbling to himself, he tried the door again, and it swung open as if it had been greased.

“That’s odd.” Peter whispered, even though he was seemingly the only one there. “It was locked before.”

As he slowly shuffled into the dank shop and turned on the light, a pair of eyes watched him, and closed the door, ever so quietly, so he wouldn’t hear it.

“Oh, here it is. Right on the counter.” Peter picked up the package.

Suddenly, the lights turned off!

“Hey, who’s there? I thought this place was empty! M-maybe the owner’s in the back room, p-playing a j-joke on me.” Peter stuttered.

“Oh, you’re not alone, Smith. Not anymore!” A raspy voice shrieked right next to his ear.

A long, drawn-out scream drowned out the rain splashing against the comic shop.

A minute later, the screaming abruptly stopped, light briefly flickered back on, and the “Closed” sign was put up.

 

Game Show Bloopers From Miscellaneous Soup’s Own Game Shows

Hi. I’m so happy that you could make it to this special event. I first posted a game show last Chanukah, in December. Now it’s 2011, January, and Chanukah is over.WHO CARES??!!! In my mind, it’s still the one year anniversary of Miscellaneous Soup’s game shows. There’s been many, many, many, MANY bloopers in our fairly wacky game shows, and now is the time to show them. Starting with, me re-posting the first game shows.

It’s Finally Here!!

Remember the BIG thing that I was hinting at? Well, here it is!! A game!!! I’m going to do many, many more game shows, so keep your eyes peeled and read my blog!! Now, it’s time for The Dynamite is Right!! I’m your host, Zarion Kreena, and get ready for this EXPLOSIVE new game show!! Here’s our first contestant, Joe Cool! Hello, Joe, and how are you today? I’m fine,Zarion, and I can’t wait to play! Um, what do I have to do?You simply have to spin the wheel made out of lit dynamite, pull one out, and pray that it won’t explode!! Then, if it doesn’t explode, then you have to jump into the ravenous piranha tank. Now, let’s play!! Okay, I’m picking out the TNT 2000, I hope it doesn’t-BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!! Oh, that’s too bad! Hey, take Joe Cool to the nearest hospital. Also, it should preferably be one that specializes in the extraction of dynamite from the nose! Here’s our next contestant! He’s from another dimension, he’s a (fairly)competent superhero, and he also loves pretzels!! Meet Tigerboy! So, Tigerboy, I understand that you belong to the superhero organization known as the Superclub?Yes, I do. Is it also true that you believe that you have a definite chance of winning? Yes. Why? You see, I have a resistance to dynamite, lasers, and basically anything like that. You could say that it’s like the equivalent of Superman’s bullet-proofness. It is one of the advantages of being so tiny. Why are you so small? I’m so small, because-DING-A-LING!!! Oh, that’s all the time we have to chat, time for you to-BOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! Ooh, you didn’t even take the stick of TNT out yet- Holy cow!! You’re not hurt! You just look a little dizzy!!! You do have invulnerability to things like that! Now, let’s see, we only have enough time left  in the show to do our Bonus Round!!!  For the Bonus Round, you just have to eat this eatable dynamite and survive. Munch!! Munch! MMM! Tastes like pretzels!! Yummy!Wow, the show is over, and we have extra time! So, why are you tiny?  You used to be a giant tiger. It’s because that was a different form. “Miniature Tiger” is my main form. Oh. Here’s my secret recipe for “Tigerboy’s Tasty Tacos”, if it makes you feel better. The secret ingredient is-

THE END

Now, the next post might scare you, because it’s a TEXTING DICTIONARY!!!! Those things are evil. Now, shoo, shoo. Read the next re-blogged post.

Zarion Kreena’s Way Cool Texting(And Other Things That I Through In Just For Fun) Dictionary

LOL: Laugh out Loud

ROTFL: Rolling on the floor laughing

OMG: Oh, my gosh.

Critical Mass Weight of Underwear in a Space Suit: You don’t need underwear in a space suit(I think. Man, where was my BIE? That stands for Blog Idea Engineer.)

FYI: For Your Information

Dude: A name that means a friend, or a greeting.

Murgleschmurgleburgle: I made this one up, just because I wanted to. Hey, it’s not as if people can change my posts. I’m the only person who-

Hello. I am Mr.Fancypants VanMurkenmickle, and I would like to introduce you to a new entry that I like to call Masterpiece Theater- The Bloggy Version as only I can do it. Poor Zarion is now running a hot-dog and hamburger stand in Miami. HEY, how did you get back here???!!! No, no! What are you doing with that piece of dynamite from that obnoxious game show entitled

The Dynamite is Right!!

Hello, folks. Zarion is back, and ready to host another game show!!! Our first contestant is our (only) champion dynamite-surviver, Tigerboy!!! Hey, I just realized something. (Sorry for this, creators of Garfield and Friends.) This is one of

Zarion’s Tales of Scary Stuff!!

Someone is watching me. Okay, I’m going to look behind me, and-OHHHH, YEAH!!!!! It’s the new game show!!!

To be continued………

I loved that post. Mr. Fancypants Van Murkenmickle is now locked up in the ‘Special Operations’ booth, because he tried to sneak back in for this celebration. I’m calling the police on him for breaking, entering, not wiping his shoes on the mat, bad breath, and eating too many pieces of beef jerky. Meat is not allowed here, unless it’s for a game show. Now, onto the next game show.

It’s time for another….

Game Show!!!

I’m your host, Zarion Kreena, and it’s time to play Question Commotion!!!! Our first contestant has miraculously survived “The Dynamite is Right”, and will be the Ultimate Zarion Kreena Gaming Champion, until he finally loses a game. And now… LET’S BEGIN!!!!!!! Okay, Tigerboy, your first question is: How do you say “My pants are on fire” in French. Uh, the answer is “Mispantalones estan el fuego.” Correct! Now, what color am I thinking of? Burnt sienna? That’s my final answer. by the way.Right again! Now, here’s your final question. If you get this wrong, you will be attacked by a pack of ravenous Chihuahuas. What is the capital of HFTYT(YAuodghiet0ij-ania? I don’t know.You are correct! The answer is “I Don’t Know”! You win……—Wait, the answer is really “We Don’t Know”. Okay, Chihuahuas… ATTACK!!!! AHHHHHH…. GET THEM OFF!!! I’M TICKLISH!!!

That always cracks me up. The chihuahuas are here, too. Happy is teaching them how to juggle sticks of dynamite. Wait, did I just say what I think I said? Get away, Happy!!! Back, back!!! Tigerboy, where are you? Right here-Hey, why do I have to get the magenta coloring?  Cuddles wanted the maroon. Anyway, we have a 201-66-4-4242-Code 99999$$$$POnypanter-Code Puce Delta. Timmy fell into the well again? Not a Code 99999$$$$POnypanter-Code Blechhhh, a Code 99999$$$$POnypanter-Code Puce. Oh. By the way, what’s the code for “Alfred E. Nueman just robbed us?” ALFRED E. NUEMAN JUST ROBBED US?????!!!! Forget the endangered chihuahuas. Lucky(cute, baby bunny; likes gardening, carrots, and helping people) can help them. LET’S GO GET OUR STUFF BACK!!! And the code, for future reference, is “What, Me Worry?” What about the blog? I didn’t want to have to do this…..Cuddles, you’re(gulp; shudder)in charge. YAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO!!!!! Okay, Zarion and Tigerboy, I’ll do my bestest. New re-blogging, away!!!

Syrika’s Angry Rant About Tinkerbell(Post #2 by Syrika)

Razzin frazzin dingdong!!!!!!!!!! Zarionikinz didn’t let me make my own title, grumble grumble. Anyway, this is an angry rant- made INTO A GAME SHOW!!!!!!!!! This is called Nicknames for Numbskulls, and on the first show ever, we’re starring Tinkerbell!!!!! Our first contestant is some hobo we found in a garbage truck. His name is Some Hobo. So, Some, what nickname do you have in mind for our awful enemy?Uhhhh……….Snorksnorksnork Stiggerbell? Okay, Stinkerbell. A very traditional name, I will rate it 5/10. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!  So,our next contestant hopefully will be better than Some Hobo. Introducing…Vidia! So, Vidia, I understand you are also a Never Fairy? Why, yes. And I absolutely loathe Tinkerbell, like I loathe every other fairy in Neverland. So that’s why my nickname for her is Tinklebell.(Note: This is Zarion speaking. That’s creative, but it’s already been in a spoof. Oh well. Sorry.) Well, that is a name, but it’s quite boring…SECURITY! GET HER OUT OF HERE! THREE OUT TEN! THREE OUT OF TEN! Hey, hey, you can’t do this to meee……ARK!!! So, this is our last contestant. I know, I know only three contestants, but we’re tight on money here. Give a warm welcome to….. Evil Flame of Death!! (Note: He speaks in baby-talk/Cuddles-ese. BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!)Hewwo, efwybody. My name for da conteest ees Teenkerbelch!Tinkerbelch, did you say Tinkerbelch? Yes, Teenkerbelch!Tinkerbelch?! YES, TEENKERBELCH!!!!!!!! Tinkerbelch?TEENKERBELCH! TEENKERBELCH! TEENKERBELCH! WOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!! It’s…it’s TEN OUT TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!! And, for the grand finale we have Tinkerbell trapped in a little glass jar! Ahem.. I mean Tinkerbelch! So, Evil Flame of Death, you have the honors of crushing this little fairy that everyone hates! Okay, my pweasure. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Da-da-dah. Da-da-dahhh..Ah, who cares! HOORAY!!! And now, this game show is over!!! Shoo, shoo! Go talk to Zarion! Hey, why do I always say something like that when I end something I am writing on this blog?

Hooray!!! Don’t worry, Tinkerbelch survived. She’s currently locked up in a padded cell, raving things about “getting us back” and “everlasting doom upon us.” Nothing to worry about. Speaking of Syrika, where is she? She’s supposed to help me introduce some new posts. HELP!!! I HAVE A CRISIS!!! I’ll stall for time. Hi, Cuddes. SYRIKA???? No. Lucky. Didn’t Zarion and Tigerboy need my help? You know, chainsaws, dynamite, Chihuahuas? The Chihuahuas are fine; They’re actually trained to do this. I’m worried about Happy destroying the non-stolen things we have in the studio. Find some meaningless task for him to do. OOH! Tell him to count all of the grains of salt in this giant salt shaker. Okay. Let’s re-blog some more posts.

Goodbye forever, (fragmented) baby tooth!

Well, this is it. D-Day. Doomsday. One of the worst things that has ever happened to me in my entire life. Here’s a list, to rove it to you. (Also, this my special 275 post O’ Happiness!!) Beprepared to have lots of fun reading this, while I get a tooth forcibly yanked out of my mouth at the dentist.

The Top Ten/10 Worst Things That Have Ever Happened To Me In My Entire Life 

1. Camp Ramah A.K.A. The Dreaded Sleep-Away Camp of No Pretzels(TDS-ACNP) AND Getting my teeth yanked out at the dentist.

2. Nearly drowning when I was taking a shower on vacation. (See “We Interrupt This Spoof For A Special Announcement”)

3. Karion taking over this blog.

4. Estimating things in math.

5. The anticipation of having to wait to find out if I’m going to have a good report card.

6. The anticipation of having to wait to see if I’m going to get on the “Honor Roll”.

7. The anticipation of having to wait to see if I’m finally the “Student of the Month”. I’ve never been the “Student of the Month” in seventh grade, so far. 

8. Coming home from Camp Ramah to find out that Momicon hasn’t gotten my books on hold at the library that she had time to get, but didn’t.

9. A new book was one of the previously mentioned books on hold.

10. Medicine for the dentist, which makes me “calm.”
A Haiku About My Dentist Woes

Oh, no! The dentist!

I don’t want to lose my teeth!

Maybe I should run!!

I’m back. I had to drink that disgusting medicine. Technically, it was the “pain” medicine AND the “calm” medicine. So, in about an hour, I should be calm. Or, as Momicon calls it, loopy. This will most be likely be my last blog post of the day. Speaking of which, I won’t be doing a post on Saturdays until Shabbat ends. Now, onto the topic of this portion of the 275th blog post. Our science teacher thought that it would be fun to have a board game called “Zig Zag.” I don’t know his version of it, but here’s my version.(Note: This could be a game show on my blog, as well as a board game.) There’ll be a huge board with zig-zags all around it. One player will be the hunter, and the rest of the players will be deer. You have to “hide” on the board, and then you have to pick a card. If it says that the hunter finds you, too bad. Your game piece will be disqualified. The game piece who can hide the longest wins. Needless to say, this is some sort of warped hide-and-seek/hunting/any board game where you have to move game pieces combination.

The Structure of…What Happens in My Imagination When You Get A Tooth Taken Out(If you are scared of getting a tooth taken out, like me, do not read this next blog post.)

1.  The dentist locks you in a dungeon, and forces you to lie down. Then, he glues you to the floor.

2. Then, he takes a jackhammer/ pneumatic drill, and drills through your tooth.

3. He takes the tooth out. (In case you’re wondering, YES, I DID HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING LAST NIGHT. Thank you for listening. Sorry if you have a dentist thing coming up soon.

Hey, Toothy! Oh, great. Karion’s here. You can’t do any more posts on this blog. Why? I still have at least 2 left. I haven’t been keeping track. For one thing, I want you to leave. I own this blog now. Also, you’re going to the dentist. I’m predicting that you’ll be so loopy from the medicine that you’ll forget about this blog which is now MINE!!!!!!! Drat. (S.E. Time!!!! <Sound Effects!!>Boot! Crash!!) That’s all for this post!!! Here’s the final comment, EVER, from Zarion. Oh, come on! Even Rat, from Pearls Before Swine is having a better day then me! Look! (His poor aunt.  )

Darn. The colors aren’t working. Oh well. YAY, Syrika! Let me get you up to date on what’s happening. Alfred E. Nueman just robbed us, Zarion and Tigerboy are getting our equipment back, and Lucky is stalling Happy from doing stupid things by making him count all of the grains of salt in this giant salt shaker. DONE! 9,000,000457,897,459,462,700. Hey, folks, it’s Syrika here, with another round of, “Nicknames for Numbskulls!” Actually, we’re still re-blogging old posts. You can wait for a minute or too.

“Pre-Made” Post: Illogical Math-CELEBRITY EDITION(as in, new people and old people being introduced, not celebrities.)Part 1

I have a special treat for you!!

ILLOGICAL MATH-CELEBRITY EDITION

Here’s our guests.

*Some Hobo (Gurgle. Hi. Burp. Snork.)

* Mrs. Valley Girl (I, like, love, this, like totally, cool, likelikelikelikelike, blog, like totally. Like.)

*Mr. Ponypants (I am a mad scientist! KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

*Mrs. Ponypants (Arnie, you take off that stupid suit and do the dishes!)

* Uncle Ponypants (I’m in this for the cash.)

*Cuddles (GIMME PEANUTS! Syrika knew that I was going to say that.)

* Mr. Ponypants Jr. (I wanna eat an ewephant.) (Cuddles says AAAAAAHHH in the third person!!!) That last statement was from Cuddles.

Anyway, here’s our show, well, Part 1 anyway. So, Mrs. Valley Girl. What’s pony-PONY!!!!!?? YYYYYAYYYYY!!!! Not now, Cuddles. As I was saying, what’s pony plus tomato minus frog?It’s. like, the, square, like, root, like, of, like, pi, like, also,-Times up! The answer was actually “lemon.” You’re out! Oh, by the way, if you get out, thwn you have to be teleported out by our technicians expert. Ready, Happy? Yup. (BBBBBZZZZZZTTTTTTTT!!!) Uh, Happy, that was the “Mars” button. You just sent Valley Girl to Mars. Who cares? Good point. Cuddles, your turn! Now, what’s pickle times eleventy-seven minus-SQUIRRELS!!!! You’re right, but I’m going to have to take off points for shouting out. Darn. Next!

To be continued……

Celebrity Game Show: Part 2

Hello, fans of the game show format! Here’s the next part of our wonderful game show! (In case you want to know why it’s a multi-parter, it’s because every time someone gets eliminated, I end it. I guess it’s sort of like Survivor, Total Drama World Tour,Total Drama Action, Total Drama Island, and commercials. (There. Are you happy, Syrika?)

Here’s the special challenge for this next section. We have to eat wacky foods. Wike an ewephant? No, Ponypants Jr. NOT like an elephant.  Anyway- -IF YOU TAKE ONE BITE OF ME, YOU DIE!!!Okay, that’s IT! Cuddles, put the flamethrower down. We can settle this peacefully. The first contestant is………………………………………….MMrs. Ponypants!!! Oh, why thank you. (Snort, snort. Boogers fall out, and slime oozes out.) Aw, shucks. What do I have to eat? Ground llama bits with essence of manure. WAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU THINK THAT’S A CHALLENGE??!! I EAT THAT ALL THE TIME! She’s lying.Shut up, Junior. Gimme!! (Snorf, glarble, mobley rgrhglis g;ktwrgr, chomp.) Urp. Uh, I think that I-BBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Well, that’s it for this section. Come back for more Miscellaneous-ness! Bye!

100th Post Anniversary

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Hey, peoples!!! (That’s a real word.) This is my hundredth blog post!!! Here’s some commentary from Syrika on this milestone. (Note: This isn’t the BIG thing. That’s coming later.:)) “YAHOOOOOOOO HUZZAHHHHHH!!! REJOICE!!!!!!!! I’M HUNGRY. No, really, I’m starving. GIMME FOOOOOOOOD!!!!! With love, from Syrika. Now go away. Talk to Zarion. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!” Wow. That was….. interesting, to say the least.(No offense Syrika, go eat if you are hungry.) Now, here’s some commentary from Cuddles&Company.

Cuddles:Zary has a blog. Me wanna see it!! (Note: They are all babies, so you might hear some baby talk.) Oh, YOU MEAN I’M BEING QUOTED, AND EVERYONE CAN HEAR WHAT I’M SAYING RIGHT NOW? Oh, well in that case Zarion has his pajamas on inside out, and I LOVE peanuts.

Happy:EXTREME SPORTS WULE!!!!

Lucky: I’m on your bwog? WAHHH!!!!!!!! I’m scared!!! Also, I wike gah-dening. Googoo, go gaa. annana weewee.

Jeremy: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ(Note from Zarion:Wake up, Jeremy!!)

Now, here’s a story, that is based on a comic I once drew.

Ponies

Cuddles was walking in the park, sadly. “Sigh,” he thought,”I wish I could find apony to hug, love, and name George Finkleberry the Eleventy-Seventh of The Month of Ponyianscuddlesrules-Bobbyjoe.” Nearby, Happy was spying on Cuddles, and a prank formed in his cute little mind. Quickly, he gathered up Jeremy and Lucky, put them(and himself) into a pony costume. Cuddles saw the pony and SHRIEKED!! Now, even though this was an obvious pony costume, complete with patches, paint, and a tag that said “Happy’s Pony Costume” Cuddles, really wanted to hug the pony. Cuddles chased the “pony.” It ran. Cuddles chased. It ran. Cuddles chased. It ran. Cuddles caught up to Happy in the costume, and then Happy and Jeremy sensibly zipped open the pony costume. Lucky, on the other hand, didn’t use the zipper and simply ripped right through it. Cuddles yelled in terror when the costume opened up, and that’s, unfortunately, when the Animal Control officers came up. They took out a 50-foot long needle to tranquilize the 3 frightened still-in-costume babies. Obviously,another chase ensued. Cuddles, tried to help, but his “help” ended up with all four babies going to jail. As they were thrown into their cell, Cuddles said anxiously,”If you see Zawion, pwease tell him that I escaped from my bath, and locked the bathroom door.

The End

Ah, wasn’t that great? I think it was. Now, it’s time for a poem entitled Cuddles, which was, course, written by Cuddles himself.

Cuddles

I love peanuts! Oh, yes I do!!

I also love getting cuddled, it’s very true!!

Cuddles, cuddles, cuddles, cuddles, YEAH!

The End.

That was very, um, good,Cuddles. Well, now I’m not a philosopher, but I believe that reading a person’s blog can tell you about their mind. That means that I am TOTALLY INSANE!!!!!!!!!! MWU-HAH-HAH-HAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! To end this post here is a bunch of seemingly random words.

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Finally. Anyway, as I was saying, here’s another round of “Nicknames for Numbskulls!” And the unlucky annoying thing in this round is……. Caillou!!!!!!!!! Right now, he is trapped in a giant glass pickle jar screaming for help in his annoying bratty baby lisp. Here are our lucky contestants:

Some Hobo: (wheeze, snurf) Hi. (haaaaack)

Mr. Enchilada: Hey, I’m new. Eat healthy and exercise! (He’s a health freak. Ironic, considering that enchiladas are not very  good for you.)

Li’l Miss Sunshine: I’m here to spread joy and happiness! Lalalalalalalallalalalalala

Uncle Ponypants: I’m in this for the cash. Gimme.

So, here we go! The first  contestant to think up a name for the dreaded Caillou is Some Hobo. Hi. (Snaaaark) By dabe fo Caillou (Hoork) is Pigstyou. (Whaarrk) Eww. Hairball. Look, (bLARK) it’s spongy. Pokie, pokie. Lick. Yummy. A little hairy. Wanna try? (Sneeze) I sdeezed od it. I hab a colb. Oooookay, interesting. Tell me why you chose the name “Pigstyou.” It was da only thig I could say without soudig fuddy. Fuddy? Sure why not. Next person-er, thing. Mr. Enchilada! Hi. My name was going to be Eat-Healthyyou, but I changed it to Caipoo. It’s a good thing you did-Uh, I mean- Nice name! I like it. Next! Just one more thing. Remember to-Yeah, we know. Eat healthy and  exercise. NEXT!!!!!! Li’l Miss Sunshine! Hi! My name is, “Nicey-nice lovable boy!” Yippee! WHAT!?! WHAT?!? WHAT!?! WHAT?!? Yep! Remember, be happy! To be quite frank, that was awful Even Pigstyyou is better. (snononooperjhfekhf) Hey! Who’s next? Ah, Uncle Ponypants. I’m not your uncle. Why does everyone call me that? Sheesh. Anyway, my name is Grimyou. Why not? He’s a grimy little wiener. It’s worthy of a cash prize. Really. Seriously, hand over that green stuff! Raaaah!!!!!!!!! Enough! You’ll get a prize if you win. Now, the judges will evaluate the winner. The judges are me, Caillou, The Grim Reaper Cookie, and Li’l Mutton. Now we will decide. (Crash. Whisper, whisper, Gross! How about _____?  Noo!!! I don’t want a winner. I want my mommy!!! Okay, let’s do_______ Agreed? Good. Unanimous!) Okay, the winner is…. Some Hobo!!!!

Really? (sneeze, snaaaarkkles) REALLY? Yeah,  I WOLKSDFK.GLBH WON! haaaaaaackhjlf Woooooo!  And the winner…. Does NOT get to hurt Caillou! WHAT? Yes! Instead, the winner gets to torture the incredibly annoying……… To be continued!

Cuddles is back. Those were the first two sections. “Old Game Shows”and “New Game Shows.” Cuddles’s  favorite part was when Some Hobo got scratched by an angry cat right before the show started. He’s mutating and he has a cold. Cuddles also likes speaking in the first person. Hi. I’m back. Our equipment is back, and MAD Magazine is apologizing for Alfred E. Nueman’s thievery. Ahem. Oh, right. And now, the bloopers! Awhile back, Miscellaneous Soup Inc. wanted to do a quiz show. We gathered up the people most likely to read this blog, and asked them if they wanted to see a game show. Our top Blog-reader-People Finder(a.k.a. Happy) randomly gathered up people from the street. Among those are…..Some Hobo, a wild dingo, twelve escaped criminals, three stooge-type people, Jughead Jones, Archie Andrews, an angry mob, Dora the Explorer, Mr. Ponypants, a duck, and a partridge in a pear tree. To put it bluntly, everybody thought it would be bad idea. So, we did it anwway!!! Here’s the stupid answers our lucky contestants gave in the Miscellaneous Soup Quiz Show! Or, to put it shortly, the MSQS.

Q: What is a pony?

A: A thing that barks.

Q: What is the  capital of Iowa?

A: France.

Q: Who is Zarion?

A: A tree.

….And  as I was saying, the person who Some Hobo the winner gets to torture is………Li’l Miss Sunshine!!!!!! What????? Noooo! Oh, yes!!! Hahahahahaha!!! The second winner gets to torture Caillou! And that would be……… You, Mr. Enchilada, of course! ‘Caipoo’ is genius, but ‘Pigstyou’ is even geniuser! Congrats! And now, Uncle Ponypants, as a consolation prize, you have the honors of reaching into The Bucket O’ Torture to find out what Li’l Miss Annoying here gets to do! Do I get paid to do it? No. Dang. And the torturement is…. You are locked in a padded cell with sad music playing and a minature raincloud pouring rain, snow, and

hail on you  wherever you try to go! Won’t that be fun? Noooooo!!!!!! The sadness1 I’m not supposed to be sad! I’m gonna… gonna…. BOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! She spontaniously combusted. Wheee! While we call an ambulance to pick up the raining pieces of Li’l Miss Sunshine falling everywhere, Uncle Ponypants will choose what Mr. Enchilada gets to do to Caillou! Get me out of here! Uncle Ponypants, if you please….. Ah! Good punishment. And it is….. Getting his soul sucked out by The Grim Reaper Cookie! Mwahahahahahaha. I will finally have someone’s soul. AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE SJFKJNVGGH. Mwahahahahaha. I have no soul. What (snooork)  about me? I didn’t get to (hoooonk) do anything. LMS spontaniously combusted. You get to put her back together, tickle her to pieces with a Tickler 5000, put her together again, and THEN stuff her in a padded cell with a rain cloud, sad music, and as a bonus, Justin Bieber singing! Noo!!!!! Why me! Not Justin Bieber! What have I done to deserve this? All I’ve done was run around singing stupid songs! That’s your problem. Alright, join us next time, folks, for another episode of ‘Nicknames for Numbskulls!’ hosted by Syrika Kreena! See you later! Bye! Syrika out.

We’re back. I’m in a grey color this time, because I’m exhausted from singing “We’re Floating in a Ship; Rumpa, Rumpa, Rumpa.” I’m sorry, but Tigerboy can’t be here right now. He remembered that the transcript for the Phineas and  Ferb parody isn’t here yet. I’ll do it tomorrow, maybe. It’s time for an energy recharge.

Zarion out.

Poetry In Motion…Or Maybe Not.

I have devised, with my twisted sense of humor-Wait, that might not be accurate. Someone told me today that it was sophisticated, I call it twisted, juvenile, silly, creepy, etc. Anyway, I have composed a parody of “Mary Had a Little Lamb”, starring Cuddles, a cute, adorable, rambunctious baby elephant who makes food so bad that it comes to life. (Ex: Gumbo Surprise)

Cuddles Had A Little Gumbo Surprise

Cuddles had a little Gumbo Surprise,

with a, um, blobby texture as disgusting as raw sewage.

One day it followed him to preschool,

And ate some cows on the way there.

His teachers promptly said, “AAAHH!!! It’s eating the furniture! Take it away!”

Cuddles took it away,

But it came back and ate “Uncle Bubba’s Preschool for Rambunctious Tots.”

THE END

Well, that was sad. Poor school. Poor teachers. Poor Cuddles.

Zarion out.

More Funny TV Quotes

I was watching some Seinfeld, and that’s when it it me. Some very nice person put a comment on my blog, saying that my post helped him/her sleep. In that case, I will do my civic duty and make everyone fall into a peaceful slumber with my chosen quotes. Now, relax, yawn, and enjoy. Just don’t fall asleep on a sled, while you’re sledding, because you’ll get hurt. Trust me on this one.

“Kramer, I’ve been reviewing your work. And, quite frankly, it stinks.” Kramer’s boss. Seinfeld “The Clip Show, Part 1.”

“I don’t even put evil on my profile anymore, because it attracts so many weirdos.” Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s unnamed potential wife. Phineas and Ferb “Chez Platypus.”

“Hey, Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today..Run!” Phineas Flynn, Phineas and Ferb, “The Chronicles of Meap”

“You know, if that thing falls to Earth, Candace is in charge.” Phineas Flynn, looking at a satellite. Phineas and Ferb, “Rollercoaster”

“Of course I got in trouble! Teachers tend to get upset when you put their heads on the bodies of big, fat animals!” Carly Shay. “iPilot”, iCarly.

“Mr. Krabs! We just escaped from an angry mob of deep sea bumpkins!” Spongebob. “Trenchbillies”, Spongebob Squarepants.

“You got a problem with Woody Woodpecker?” Kramer. “The Mom and Pop Store”, Seinfeld.

Bye, loyal readers of Miscellaneous Soup. I’ll be back soon with a brand new story! Tigerboy will give you the details on Sunday!

Zarion out.

Tigerboy Chat

Hi, it’s Tigerboy. I really like the new theme. Happy, I will get my revenge on you soon. Coming up, you’ll see a “Great Debate” and a refresher on who’s who. I’m a nine-inch tall humanoid tiger, and Happy is a crazy, prank-playing monkey. That’s a bonus.

Tigerboy out.

Happy Birthday!!!

I’m not sure if Momicon will let me reveal my age, so you’ll have to wait until the next post! Here’s a special birthday song for Silicon!

Happy birthday to you!

You (don’t) smell like a shoe!

You (hardly ever) smell like a monkey,

and you (don’t) look like one, too!*

“The Structure Of…… Me Opening a Birthday Present!”

1. I shake it slightly.

2. I carefully open the gift wrapping.

3. I also carefully unwrap the newspaper.(I like the comics.)

4. I look at the present.

5. I admire it, and say, “Thank you!”

Zarion “B-Day Boy” out.

*Unless you’re wearing a monkey costume.

More DinnerChat With Zarion and The Merry Munchkin(a.k.a. Syrika)

This is a very special DinnerChat blog post, because I’m making dinner!!!!!!! Here’s a special “The Structure of……”, menu style!

The Structure  of………Making Dinner(Menu Style!:))

Appetizer: A Mini-Salad

Main Course: Matzah Balls with Mashed Potatoes

Dessert: A (Chocolate)Surprise

Things About Strings With No Wings or Strings

An alternate title for this post could be “Wingless, Stingless Stringy-Thingy”, but that’s beside the point. The actual point is, I have a new ball of string.

See, isn’t it adorable? The important thing is, I am crazy about string. In fact, I’m an official member of the “Zarion String Club.” I just play with string for the entire meeting. That’s what we all do. The problem is,well, see for yourself.

And this is the unfortunate AFTER picture.

Oh,well. That’s life, I guess. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get Momicon’s best pair of scissors, a blowtorch, and five thousand bags of peanut brittle.(I’m going to need Cuddles’s help with this.)

Za-MMMMMPHHH! MMMMPPPHHH!!!!! Approximately 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000 years later….. Okay, now I’m free. Hey, it’s almost my 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,013th birthday.

Zarion out.(for real this time)

Lime-Themed Limericks

There once was a lime(the fruit)named Jeffery the Smug.

He treated everyone like a bug.

But, one day he made the mistake of insulting a crazy monkey named Happy,

And had a banana stuffed in his nose with a message that said, “Yoiu are sappy!”

And, now Jeffery spends his days tickling a Blug.*

*Blugs are insect-creatures that eat limes who are smug, unless they re continously tickled.

Zarion”Who is Sorry for Any Typos You May See” out.

News of Little Importance(Unless, like me, you’re weird.)

First of all, our entire middle part of the school(i.e. Middle School)saw Oceans. I accidentally took a nap even though I liked the movie, so it’s going to be hard for me to sleep tonight. When I take naps, it’s hard for me to sleep at night, and my sleep(if I get any)will most likely be haunted by scary manta-shrimp, blanket octopi, and squid. Giant squid.

Also, tonight is the school carnival! Hooray! I can’t wait!

Finally, I finally remembered to take my poorly-made(and ugly)clay parrot from school. His name is Ugly, fittingly. His only hobby is sitting around watching Hello Kitty and Barney(I hate both of them.:(), scratching his rear, and eating healthy portions of his favorite snack, regurgitated toenail clippings.

Zarion “EW!!!!! That’s gross!” out.

YAY!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!

Ponui has now started his second blog, focusing on the psychology of Harry Potter!!! Here’s the link!!!

11 Reasons For Why I Hate Hockey(Note: If my gym teacher is reading this, this is fake and MEANT to be humorous.)

11. If the game gets rough, everyone will be pushing up daisies. (THIS ONE WAS NOT MY IDEA!!! BLAME SYRIKA!!!)

10. The mascot, Skippy the Turtlepus, bites me.

9. The Zamboni driver tries to squash me.

8. There’s a 60% that I’ll be getting a visit from the Tooth Fairy, because someone thwacked out my molars.

7. There’s a 100% chance that the Bone Fairy will be coming for me.

6. Because someone sprayed peanut butter on you stick, and there is a crazy baby elephant(Cuddles)chasing after me with a chainsaw(Why? I don’t know.) and shrieking, “Gimme peanuts!”

5. Because Happy come near me when I am slathered in melted bananananananananananananananananananas.

4. Because the other players will trample me.

3. The band will shove me inside a tuba.

2. Daisy, the other team’s mascot, will trample me. (Daisy is a cow.)

1. ARE YOU CRAZY???!! SOMEONE COULD GET HURT!!!

Special thanks to Syrika, for helping me.

Lost and Found

Hello. Syrika speaking. Zarion is letting me do a post. This post is about something lost, and something found. First, I lost…… A TOOTH!!!!! Here is a picture of where my tooth used to be.

What a honker!

I’m weird, huh?  Anyway, on to the found part of this post.. In honor of Story Month, I’m telling you the story of what happened. Last night, we (My family and I) were at Red Robins, Zarion’s favorite restaurant. There was a gumball machine.I asked if I could have one. (A gumball, I mean.) Mom politely said, “NO!!!!!!” (Note: This story is slightly changed to make it funnier.) So, I started to look for loose change. First, I looked under an arcade claw machine. I found….. a pony. Just kidding. A QUARTER!!!!!!!!!! That’s how I got my white gumball. It wasn’t coconut, thankfully. It was a delicious fruity flavor. I’m not showing it to you, because a tooth-hole is gross enough, but a chewed-up piece of gum is going way over the limits. Oh, well.

Invasion of the Mouth Troubles and More Stories By Zarion Kreena

Passover is finally over, as of 8:58 PM yesterday! Yeehaw! Also, I am having a lot of trouble with my mouth. You see, I have at least two canker sores on either side, a tongue cut, and a sore throat! GRRRRRR!!!!! It’s very annoying.

Anyway, you may have noticed the new name. The reason for this is, I haven’t been doing my job. Remember, back in my first post, when I said that I-Wait, I’l just show you. Click on this link. Tadah! You see? At the very start of the list, it says stories. Have I been giving you a sufficient amount of stories? No. Therefore, you’ll be getting stories, stories, stories, stories, and more stories. Now, I might do a “Scooby-Doo” book series, as well. Oh, and by the way, you’ll soon be seeing a picture of about 99.999999% of my string collection.

Another announcement: I recently saw Diary of A Wimpy Kid. Did I like it? YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!! I absolutely, positively loved it! It has most of the book’s events and characters (with a few new things), but it’s excellent through and through. Did you know that they are writing a script for “Rodrick Rules”? I didn’t know about it either, until I looked the movie up! Also, Zachary Gordon(the actor who played Greg Heffley) acted with his mom in one scene! Basically, the character who plays Rowley’s mother in the movie is Zachary’s mom in real life!

Here’s some more movie facts, while we’re on the topic. i have the same birthday as Daniel Radcliffe(who is Jewish, just like me)-July 23rd!!! Also, Stan Lee and Daniel Handler(Lemony Snicket) are Jewish! Here’s a short list of my favorite authors/comic book writers EVER in no particular order.

1. J.K. Rowling (In fact, our planet, Planet Potter of the Harry, is in the J.K. Rowling Galaxy!!!)

2. Gordon Korman(I love Swindle and Zoobreak!!)

3. Stan Lee! (“Nuff said!”, to use his famous phrase. That exact phrase was used in the third Spidey movie, in fact. Also, I’m thinking of watching the second Fantastic Four movie, so I can see Stan Lee trying to get into the wedding of Susan Storm a.k.a. Invisible Woman and Reed Richards a.k.a. Mr. Fantastic. Speaking of their wedding, I really, really, really, really, want to read the actual comic of it, which is in Fantastic Four Annual 3. Sigh.)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! I just looked up Gordon Korman, and there is going to be a book after Zoobreak, coming out in Fall 2010! YAY!!!! More stories coming soon!

Update: The “Fall of the Hulks” storyline is very confusing to me, maybe because I haven’t read it yet. Why can’t Bruce Banner be trusted? There’s a lot of Hulks. Hulk(the original one), Red Hulk, She-Hulk, Gray Hulk(that one may have only been in “The Super Hero Squad Show”), Red She-Hulk, Hulkling, and Hulkpool(some weird mix of the Hulk and Deadpool).

Speaking of which, I have done some extensive research(a.k.a. Google) and through hard work(a.k.a. more Google and reading descriptions of comics on marvel.com/catalog) I have determined what comics in the Marvel Universe are most likely to show blood/guts and why.

1. The Hulk and anything like it, because the Hulk smashes things and hurts people badly. (No offense to Momicon who likes the Hulk.)

2. Deadpool, and anything with him, because he’s an assassin. No offense to anyone who wants to see the upcoming Deadpool movie.

3. The Punisher, because he murders criminals.

4. Wolverine, because he does the same thing as Deadpool.

Now, I would be horrified if they made a one-shot comic with all four characters, because I cannot stand the sight of blood in comics.

Another Update: I was looking at homage covers, and the cover of Detective Comics #38 shows Robin’s first appearance. Also, there’s a special homage to that in the homage for The Batman.

I officially declare this “Story Week!!”

Yes, you heard right! For this week, you’re going to see the BEST  stories this side of Karion’s padded cell. Speaking of that, the story with that is near completion, as well as the story with the Super-Babies. I will be giving you my own story versions of Spider-Man, Phineas and Ferb(Beware, it very well might be pathetic. I’m not good at making my own story versions of television shows yet), Scooby-Doo(YAY!!! ), and more! If you like stories, this is your lucky week! Don’t miss the upcoming posts of stories galore!

“Pre-Made” Post: Illogical Math-CELEBRITY EDITION(as in, new people and old people being introduced, not celebrities.)Part 1

I have a special treat for you!!

ILLOGICAL MATH-CELEBRITY EDITION

Here’s our guests.

*Some Hobo (Gurgle. Hi. Burp. Snork.)

* Mrs. Valley Girl (I, like, love, this, like totally, cool, likelikelikelikelike, blog, like totally. Like.)

*Mr. Ponypants (I am a mad scientist! KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

*Mrs. Ponypants (Arnie, you take off that stupid suit and do the dishes!)

* Uncle Ponypants (I’m in this for the cash.)

*Cuddles (GIMME PEANUTS! Syrika knew that I was going to say that.)

* Mr. Ponypants Jr. (I wanna eat an ewephant.) (Cuddles says AAAAAAHHH in the third person!!!) That last statement was from Cuddles.

Anyway, here’s our show, well, Part 1 anyway. So, Mrs. Valley Girl. What’s pony-PONY!!!!!?? YYYYYAYYYYY!!!! Not now, Cuddles. As I was saying, what’s pony plus tomato minus frog? It’s. like, the, square, like, root, like, of, like, pi, like, also,-Times up! The answer was actually “lemon.” You’re out! Oh, by the way, if you get out, thwn you have to be teleported out by our technicians expert. Ready, Happy? Yup. (BBBBBZZZZZZTTTTTTTT!!!) Uh, Happy, that was the “Mars” button. You just sent Valley Girl to Mars. Who cares? Good point. Cuddles, your turn! Now, what’s pickle times eleventy-seven minus-SQUIRRELS!!!! You’re right, but I’m going to have to take off points for shouting out. Darn. Next!

To be continued……

Happy Valentines Day!

Hi, peoples! Karion’s in a good mood right now(because of the real Olympics, not the one he made me do), co he’s letting me do this post. This post have my special valentines to (almost)everyone!

Dear Momicon: Happy Valentines Day! I love you, and the Archie comic! (No offense.)

Dear Dadicon: Thank you for taking me to the library, even though I’ve pestered you about it. Happy Valentines Day!

Dear Syrika: You are a great sister! Happy Valentines Day!

Dear Rica: Sorry that you don’t get mentioned on this blog very often, I’ll try to fix that by saying, “Ah. I had a fun time playing with my little brother.” I could name five people who I mention more that you. 1. Syrika 2. Momicon 3.Dadicon 4.Silicon 5. Cuddles, Lucky, Jeremy, and Happy a.k.a. The Super-Babies! Happy Valentines Day!

Dear Silicon: I love you, and HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!

And finally…last but not least…I’ve never done a valentine for these people before…mostly because I just started my blog on November, 8 2009….. Okay, I’ll stop stalling….. Cuddles, stop presign  theh keyb0rdss forr mee. Youre makingg speling mistackes. There, I’ve managed to get you away  from the keyboard. Anyway,

Dear Blog Readers: THANK YOU!!!!!!! Please keep reading this blog. Happy Valentines Day!

Also, I think that I’ll do Valentines Day themed posts for the rest of the day!

The One And Probabley (spelled wrong, I know) Only…. Syrika’s Post!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, I’m Syrika, Zarion’s younger sister. He’s letting me do a post. So here goes!!!!!!!!!!

Uhhhh……… What should I write  about? I know… Did you know lightning bolts can shoot out of a volcano? Did you know squid’s food passes through its brain on the way to its stomach? Did you know… BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!!! I talk a lot.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, what are you waiting for? Why are you still reading? Go away!

Syrika.

P.S. Did you know, right now , as I’m writing this, I’m dressed in a homemade Minun (That’s a type of Pokemon) costume?

The Every Category Post

I will now put every category onto this post. Why, you ask? Well,  I feel a sense of obligation to use all of my categories, as there’s some that I haven’t used yet.