I hate Barney! It’s so dangity-dang stupid! No offense to Barney-lovers, but it just seems so stupid to me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH! I’m so annoyed. I have a new for Barney. They do the usual songs. Then, they say,”Okay, Barney is cancelled!” Next, for 35 minutes, they have a blank screen with bagpipe music going on. Finally, they scream, “Hey! What are you waiting for! The show’s over, dagnabbit!” There. I just needed to get that out of my system. Now, I’ll save this as a draft, continue with Part 2, post it, and then I’ll post this. Don’t worry, I’m going back to the funny stuff. Be on the lookout for some poems.