This is Zarion Kreena, coming to you live from….his house. Frankly, nothing really interesting is happening, so I’ll just tell you a joke that I made up myself:
Q: What does a lumber-jack have for dessert?
A: Chop-late chip cookies!!!!
(Cue laughing, cheering, and more laughing. None? Oh well, the day is still <relatively> young.)
Anyway, this is my amazing, detailed, gushingly weird salute to Spider-Man! “You’re cool.” What? I did tell you that nothing really interesting is happening. This is Zarion Kreena, signing off from this post!