Monkeys are Dangerous/Angy Rant about Dora


For your viewing pleasure….. AN ANGRY RANT ABOUT DORA THE EXPLORER!!!!!!!!

Dora is the most dangity-dang, stupid(Syrika just told me that that’s what I just what I said about Barney, and that I should start an Angry Rant category. Maybe someday.)  Y&*^%^&^&^&*&&*&&&&&&&$%$%$$(What does that even mean?) Wait, I know. It means, “Monkeys are eating my liver. And my brains!!! <In Spanish, that’s Los monos están comiendo mi hígado! Y mi cerebro!!!>

See? Isn't that dangerous?

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s horrible!! LOOK AWAY!!!! It’s got me!!! ARGHHHH….THUMP! BAM! CRASH! BANG!! AOOGA!!! CUDDLES, GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS!!!!!

Oh me, oh my! Who could have stolen your pants! It certainly couldn't have been me!(Yeah, right!)

That’s the cute little stinker right now. Oh, he’s just so darn cute!

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