You’ve heard of Jingle Bells, right? The popular winter song? Well, here’s Jingle Peanut!!!
Dashing to the peanuts
in an armored truck
over the dangerous traps,
drooling as I zoom!
Jingle peanut! Jingle peanut! Drooling all the way!! Oh, what fun it is to run, in an armored trap-resistant truck!
YOW!!!!! Running from the man-eating pirahnas!! Shrieking all the way!!!
Jingle peanut, jingle peanut!!! Drooling all the way!! Oh, what fun, it is to run, in an ARMORED TRAP-RESISTANT CAR!!!!!! Oh, yeah!!
THE END Th-th-th-th-tha that’s all, folks!! See you tomorrow!!! Also, please, please PLEASE tell Porky Pig to not sue me for that!!!