Jingle Peanut?


You’ve heard of Jingle Bells, right? The popular winter song? Well, here’s Jingle Peanut!!!

Jingle Peanut

Dashing to the peanuts

in an armored truck

over the dangerous traps,

drooling as I zoom!

Jingle peanut! Jingle peanut! Drooling all the way!! Oh, what fun it is to run, in an armored trap-resistant truck!

YOW!!!!! Running from the man-eating pirahnas!! Shrieking all the way!!!

Jingle peanut, jingle peanut!!! Drooling all the way!! Oh, what fun, it is to run, in an ARMORED TRAP-RESISTANT CAR!!!!!! Oh, yeah!!

THE END Th-th-th-th-tha that’s all, folks!! See you tomorrow!!! Also, please, please PLEASE tell Porky Pig to not sue me for that!!!

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