Here’s the random fact from my math class that we used for a bar graph/histogram: Most kids in my class like Fritos more than Doritos, Sun Chips, and other things.
Now, Uncle John thingsies:
Some Real Hong Kong Translated Into English Subtitles
*I scare nothing! Even you become napkins! *Fat head! Look at you! You’re full of cholesterol! *The tongue is so ugly. Let’s imagine it to be Tom Cruise. *It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!(Zarion here. How did that guy swallow a crab? Did he swim inside of an aquarium?) *Dance the lion for others for just some stinking money! It’s like razing my brows with the kung-fu I taught you! *Alternatively, you must follow my advice whenever I say “maltose”! *If you nag on, I’ll strangle you with chewing gum. *A red moon? Why don’t you say “blue buttocks”? *Watch out! The road is very sweaty! *A poor band player I was, but now I am crocodile king.
Real-Life Bumper Stickers
*Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket? *I love defenseless animals-especially in a good gravy! *I’m multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time! *D0 they ever shut up on your planet? *Therapy is expensive;popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose. *I brake for no apparent reason. *Honk if you’ve never seen an Uzi fired from a car window! *Try not to let your mind wander-it’s too small to be let out by itself! *Politicians and diapers need to be changed-often for the same reason! *Whose cruel idea was it for the word LISP to have the letter “S” in it? *My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her-or something like that! *Caution:I drive like you do *I’ll bet you a new car that I can brake faster than you can! *Boycott shampoo! Demand real poo! *Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. *Bad cop, no donut. (Apparently, there’s a joke that policemen eat donuts on duty.) *I’m not a complete idiot-some parts are missing! *If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. *On the other hand, you have different fingers. *Question reality *Preserve nature;pickle a squirrel *Stop staring at my bumper, you pervert! *Four out of five voices in my head say, “Kill!” *If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Two disgusting, REAL poems from the 1800s about a sadistic kid named Willie
#1 Willie saw some dynamite,
Couldn’t understand it quite;
Curiosity never pays:
It rained Willie seven days
#2 Into the family drinking well
Willie pushed his sister Nell.
She’s there yet
because it kilt her.
Now we have to buy a filter.
Ahh, irregular and weird, isn’t it? Now, here’s one bonus thing before I sign off for the day!(Bla haha! Sorry, it’s hard to control the vampretzel urges.)
My Review of Spider-Man 2 in 5 Words
Awesome m0vie of cool proportions!