21. Bob ate a giant hoagie (sandwich). Bob had stomach troubles. Bob now has diarrhea.
22. I ate a Kit-Kat bar. It was good.
23. Julia Child is a famous chef. Even though she eats a lot of butter, she has lived to the ripe age of 93.
24. Purim is fun. There’s a lot of costumes.
25. Joey once stuck his face into a blender, just to see what would happen. Now, Joey is in room 3856 of the Hospital for Stupid People. (Note: If you find this disgusting, sue Zarion. Please.
26. Mr. Ponypants is weird. Cool.
28. Joe was a fireman. He once accidentally set a house on fire, instead of putting another house’s fire out. By the way, this is the same person from #13. He changed his name.
29. Two more people went to the movie with teenager-eating slugs. The police went to search for them. They couldn’t be found either.
30. Thee writre forre thisssw3 storieeee ise aa bahdde spllr. Hee ise inkreddibleey hoorribel. I shud hav himme firedde.
31. I ate a walrus. The tusks hurt.
32. Jimmy was lazy. He didn’t do his homework, and spent his time blogging about cheese, ponies, and how Zarion Kreena is stupid.(Note: Jimmy is Karion’s third uncle on his mother’s side twenty-times removed.) Jimmy was eaten by a hyperactive dodo bird for this. Remember, kids, don’t act like Jimmy.
33. I like ponies.
35. In the earlier story, I had writer’s block/
40. I hate writer’s block.