If you want to know what this post is about, look at the title.
Words Made Into Phrases:
Hippopotamus: Big old pot of mush
Rhinosaurus:My nose is sore-ish.
Don’t you love “Jingle Bells” spoofs?
(Sung to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Skidding through the stadium,
In an out-of-control-Zamboni,
Over the ice we go,
Screaming all the way! YAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Screeching brakes, screeching brakes,
Screaming all the way,
Oh, what scare it is to ride in an out-of-control-Zambon!!!!!!!
This is a limerick about plagiarism (Boooooo!).
There once was a college guy named Bob
Who wailed, loudly, with a sob,
“It’s true! I admit it!
I’m ashamed, but I did it!
I plagiarized, and now I’ll never get a job.”
Goldfish used to be mainly green.
One type of swift can fly for 3 years straight without landing.
What has cheese, tomato sauce, and slants in a funny way? The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
What should a cow eat when it’s sick? Chicken moo-dle soup!
‘Syrika out’ isn’t as neat as ‘Zarion out,’ but, oh well. I know! Kreena out. Fine, Zarion. Li’l Kreena out.