Lime-Themed Limericks


There once was a lime(the fruit)named Jeffery the Smug.

He treated everyone like a bug.

But, one day he made the mistake of insulting a crazy monkey named Happy,

And had a banana stuffed in his nose with a message that said, “Yoiu are sappy!”

And, now Jeffery spends his days tickling a Blug.*

*Blugs are insect-creatures that eat limes who are smug, unless they re continously tickled.

Zarion”Who is Sorry for Any Typos You May See” out.

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Twilight(book series and movie)? Bah! Archie Comics? Yay! Spoof of Twilight in Archie Comics? BLECH!!!!!!!!


MY WORST NIGHTMARE(besides the live action/computer-generated-imagery Dora the Explorer movie)HAS FINALLY CAME TRUE!@!!!  tHE DAY WHEN TWILIGHT AND ARCHIE COMICS MORPHED!!!!! IT’D S SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!!!! DOOM IS COMING TO THE COMIC WORLD!(and not just in the Archieverse; have y0u been reading about the recent events in The Amazing Spider-Man? I predict that during the “unholy ressurection” Kraven the Hunter will be revived, with vengeance in his evil heart, IF he even has one!!!)

Going to a Wedding, Part One: Of Convenience Stores and Baby Looney Tunes OR Convenience Store Science


“Convenience” is, in my opinion, an overused word. Also, why are convenience stores convenient if they’re just gas stations with a fancy name? It’s not that I don’t like convenience stores, but whycan’t they just be called “gas station restuarants/supermarkets/ice cream shop/Krispy Kreme(not a typo)places/emergency bathroomss? It has a ring to it, right? Also, I did a scientific study in a “convenience store” and my results were not g0od. Here’s what I did:

My Hypothesis: Convenience stores never have good kids movies.

Research: I  looked through a box full of movies.

Result: I found horrible m0vies that would give me nightmares(such as Psycho 3 and something that looked like Barney or Teletubbies or even (shudder) Comfy Couch. Comfy Couch and Reading Rainbow are the only shows that I hate more than Barney. Why would zi hate Reading Rainbow? Simple. No Harry Potter books were mentioned, as far as I know.

I had mentioned Baby Looney Tunes, right? Here’s the scoop on thay. I was at a wonderful convenience store which smelled like freshly baked soft pretzels, and in one of th0se money wasting, use-a-claw-to-hrab-a-toy things, I saw cute toys. Specifically, Ziggy(from the copmic strip), Baby Road Runner(Meep, meep! It’s the classic Looney Tunes character), Baby Bugs Bunny(Eh, what’s up, doc?), Baby Marvin the Martian(Where is the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shaking kaboom!), and other cute stuffed animals. I am the proud owner of…….exactly none of them, because those games are money wasters. Sorry if there’s any typos, and that this monologu of my trip will have to be finished when I’m home again.

Zarion out.

Momentous Magazine Milestones


I’m going to read the Amazing Spider-Man issue where Aunt May tells Peter Parker that she knows he’s Spider-Man! Yay! Also, I have finished my Showcase event at school, and I am now finally home! I’m not going to be blogging for a while, because I’m going to be in Minnesota(or somewhere close to it)for a wedding, and Syrika is going to be a flower girl!

Zarion “Fountain of Spider-Man Knowledge/Wedding Invitee” out.