Lime-Themed Limericks


There once was a lime(the fruit)named Jeffery the Smug.

He treated everyone like a bug.

But, one day he made the mistake of insulting a crazy monkey named Happy,

And had a banana stuffed in his nose with a message that said, “Yoiu are sappy!”

And, now Jeffery spends his days tickling a Blug.*

*Blugs are insect-creatures that eat limes who are smug, unless they re continously tickled.

Zarion”Who is Sorry for Any Typos You May See” out.

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