Here’s what the minions are saying t the end of the credits. My source is answers. com!
“That was close.”
“Hey fatty look how far I can reach.”
“I can go further.”
“No, I can go further.”
“Jon! Come judge this.”
“Let the tape measure decide.”
“Tim’s the winner.”
“Take a walk, loser!”
“Behold my plunger.”
“I hate you with all my heart.”
“I didn’t do it.”
“I’m gonna reach the back row with this baby.”
“That’s a new record.”
“What up, audience? Share your popcorn and nachos.”
“You’re going down, skinny boy”
“In your face! I can hear TWILIGHT in the next theater Team Jacob rules!”
“Sir, you’ve made a mockery of our noble contest.”
“I’m gonna puke on the audience!”
“Time to show them how it’s done.”
“Eat my dust… Noooooooooo!”
“Oops, I broke the movie.”
“Finally, the real show begins.”
“I am Gru. I have male pattern baldness and male pattern fatness.”
I’m watching Despicable Me today!!! Did you know that the producers of the film are already making a sequel?
My birthday was on Friday last week, and the party is today! Get ready to watch The Three Stooges Go Into Orbit!!
P.S. I have “blogger’s block.” I can’t think of anything funny.
P.P.S. I am 100.43568673435456w634647679808-6 years old in Planet Potter of the Harry years.
Pic-a-nic baskets. Parks. Bears. Yes, you guessed! In December, a live-action Yogi Bear movie will be coming out! I can’t wait to see the picnic basket filching!
I’m not sure if Momicon will let me reveal my age, so you’ll have to wait until the next post! Here’s a special birthday song for Silicon!
Happy birthday to you!
You (don’t) smell like a shoe!
You (hardly ever) smell like a monkey,
and you (don’t) look like one, too!*
“The Structure Of…… Me Opening a Birthday Present!”
1. I shake it slightly.
2. I carefully open the gift wrapping.
3. I also carefully unwrap the newspaper.(I like the comics.)
4. I look at the present.
5. I admire it, and say, “Thank you!”
Zarion “B-Day Boy” out.
*Unless you’re wearing a monkey costume.
Sorry. I’ve been busy and forgetful. So, on with the show!
July 19- Momicon’s B-Day!
July 20- Nothing special!
July 21– Ditto!
July 22(TODAY)- I go to the store with Momicon for some “special purchases.” (i.e. Archie comics and other stuff)
July 23(TOMORROW)- OUR B-DAY!!!! Happy birthday to Silicon!(And me, of course.)
I’M BACK!!! Welcome to “Zarion Kreena’s Pros and Cons List of Camp Ramah”!!!!
1. Shabbat Brownies 1. Too much= trouble(i.e. up all night in the bathroom)
2. Pretzels 2. Too small
3. (Sometimes) Noodles 3. Everyone would steal the noodle bowl from me.
4. Archie Comics 4. Repeats
5. Books that I can borrow 5. Sports books
Zarion “Tired” out.