ARHH, me hearties! It’s time for Tigerboy the Pretzelbeard to tell you about a great new movie series! Wait, I’m getting a message from Ye Old Zarion. Oh. Oops. Pretend this never happened. This isn’t on the schedule for 8:33, this should be for 12:00. Darn. Pretend this never happened.
Okay, I’m back. Ahem, I mean, oh forget it. I can’t think of any clever introductions. My mind is still in Pirate Mode. Just read the blog post.
Do you like role-playing games?
Are dungeons not scary to you?
Can you sit through a long, boring, complicated game?
Can you lift up instruction manuals the size of a horse?
Can you listen to this parody of Dungeons and Dragons without killing me?
If so, play the game. I’ve already used all of my satire jokes for it.