Everyone loves funny quotes, so here’s some gems from the Kreena family.
“I got a hefty hiney, I got a hefty hiney…”Momicon(Note: Momicon said to say that she invented that quote.)
“Ow, a bagel cut me!” Momicon
“Me no know. Computer make me stupid.” Syrika
“Syrika, Cuddles is making a deadly weapon of destruction, AGAIN!” Zarion
“Diapers are for silly-billy boo-boos.” Cuddles(Note: What’s funny about this?)
“I am an alien. Take me to your pretzels.” Cousin Dreeblop, from the planet SodaPop.
“Nieren, this banana is making me devolve into a monkey! Ooh-ooh, ahh!” Zarion
“Why do people think piranhas are so dangerous? I’ll poke one, and see what happens.” Tigerboy, minutes before he was let into the emergency room.
“People of Earth: Prepare for doom. I bring you…Tootzilla!” Cuddles, seconds before he tooted. (Note: NEVER let Cuddles eat lettuce with cheese on top. ‘Nuff said.)
“Look, I’m playing the zipper!” Zarion(Note: I was playing the Perry the Platypus theme song on my coat zipper.)
Goodbye-kinnus time!(Kinnus: a weekend version of Camp Ramah-Pros: not as bad, better food, ex: knishes. Cons: Lonelyness ex: no Syrika, Dadicon, or Rica. Also, the theme is not Harry Potter, like last year.
“To be bland, or to be hyper. That is the question. It is better to have been wacky than to have never been creative at all.” William Shakespeare
On the second day of Purim, some wacky things happened to me,
including one extremely tired Whack-A-Mole.
On the second day of-Oh, forget it. I’m exhausted, and I can’t come up with anything.
Zarion ou-Wait, wait.
Two rubber chickens
Are you an idiot? I’m an I.D.I.O.T. Imps dispatching incredibly odd tales. My sister and I are idiots, do you want to be an I.D.I.O.T., too?
ZArion and Syrika out.
Hamantaschen are delicious pastries filled with chocolate, and sometimes other things. I’m polishing one off as I type. Anyway, the picture of me as a Whack-A-Mole will be posted tomorrow.
Oy! It’s 10:25, and the party is still going strong. Bored……tired….