Everyone loves funny quotes, so here’s some gems from the Kreena family.
“I got a hefty hiney, I got a hefty hiney…”Momicon(Note: Momicon said to say that she invented that quote.)
“Ow, a bagel cut me!” Momicon
“Me no know. Computer make me stupid.” Syrika
“Syrika, Cuddles is making a deadly weapon of destruction, AGAIN!” Zarion
“Diapers are for silly-billy boo-boos.” Cuddles(Note: What’s funny about this?)
“I am an alien. Take me to your pretzels.” Cousin Dreeblop, from the planet SodaPop.
“Nieren, this banana is making me devolve into a monkey! Ooh-ooh, ahh!” Zarion
“Why do people think piranhas are so dangerous? I’ll poke one, and see what happens.” Tigerboy, minutes before he was let into the emergency room.
“People of Earth: Prepare for doom. I bring you…Tootzilla!” Cuddles, seconds before he tooted. (Note: NEVER let Cuddles eat lettuce with cheese on top. ‘Nuff said.)
“Look, I’m playing the zipper!” Zarion(Note: I was playing the Perry the Platypus theme song on my coat zipper.)