Busy, Busy, Busy

After I audition, more posts will come. In the meantime, I’m incredibly busy. Sorry.

Zarion out.


Absurb Advertisement: Egg-Laying 2000

Are you a bored, tired chicken? Do you have trouble laying your eggs? Do you look like this poor slob?

"I'm Marvin, and I can't lay my eggs properly. Help!!!"

Then, you need Doctor Van Ponypants’s new, INCREDIBLE machine.

"I am Dr. Van Rooster. We couldn't afford Dr. Van Ponypants for this advertisement, and Zarion was too lazy to change what he had written."

The machine consists of a giant, robotic, android fist pounding the test subject in order to force the unwilling egg out.

"I'm Marvin, and I feel happy now, knowing that I have a safe way of getting my eggs out."

And, as a bonus, you get two GIANT FEET!!

Note: We are not responsible in any way, shape or form, for any damage that may occur to your chicken. This consists of being maimed, beheaded, killed, eaten, or hurt in any other way.

Just call 1-800-Chicken-Squasher today! (Buyers Beware: If you cannot find this number, check in the Yellow Pages under the section called This Is Not Real.

Zarion out.


“Never Say You’ll Watch This Movie!!” A Parody of Justin Beiber(Italics=story)

A camera pans out to a crowd full of screaming people. They are yelling ,”Throw him off of the stage! He stinks!”

Okay,  I can’t do this. I’m sad, because of a bad dream. Sorry, but some of the upcoming features aren’t coming, except for the forgotten superheroes.

Again, sorry. Zarion out.


Syrika’s Review of Pokemon Black and White

This game is awesome. There are all kinds of cool new Pokemon. There are even preschoolers! Also, the game changes seasons. Finally, there is also a new way of evolving. The Pokemon looks like it is being cut into pieces. Coooool. Yay, Servine!

Comments by Zarion: Servine is a tribute for Syrika’s Pokemon. Also, I want to play this! Soon, I will try to straighten out the technical difficulties soon.


Coming Up: “Never Say You’ll Watch This Movie!” A parody of Justin Beiber.

“10 Forgotten Superheroes!” Ever heard of Major Monkeypants?

And, finally, “Rejected Phineas and Fern Characters!” Agent P-Platygoogle the Google!