Hello, readers. Sadly, I must report that Green Thumb is back. For those of you who don’t know, Green Thumb is a green stuffed-animal monkey who made a column here. It was poorly written, and he was a nuisance. Later, he started his own blog. I deleted it. Now, sadly, he’s decided to make his column again. With great regret, I had to let him post them. Now, I will leave. The following post gives me great shame.