Contest for The Readers of Miscellaneous Soup


Hi! We, Tigerboy and I, are badly in need of new ideas. At a meeting session for new game shows, we had plenty of plans, but not enough cash! So, we’re doing the cheapskate way and starting a contest!

Game Show Ideas...

1. Think of game show idea. MUST BE within a budget of approximately nothing.

2. Send the more dangerous weapons to this location:

2019 Bookworm Drive

Fantasy Land, 12-of-Never-ville

Why, you ask? Tigerboy lives there, occasionally. He can handle the rabid wolverines. Actually, I- Sorry, no time for chit-chat.

3. Idea must be so bizarre, that no sane network executive would use it in real life. Or, the idea could be a parody. (Ex (This one can not be used): Are You More Dangerous Than A Pack Of Rabid Chihuahuas?)

4. Don’t send yourself in. It’s not cool. The last person who did that (cough, cough: TYRONE TURKEY) accidentally fell into Tigerboy’s acid pit. Seriously, why do you even have one of those. You don’t want to know.

Okay, well that basically wraps things up. Enter, enter, enter! The deadline is “Until We Get Enough Ideas To Work With Our Budget of A Piece of Cardboard, Pocket Link, and Two Nickels Some Hobo Found For Us In The Air Vent”. Thanks, Some Hobo! You’re welcome.

Zarion, Tigerboy, and no one else (Awww…..) are out.

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2 thoughts on “Contest for The Readers of Miscellaneous Soup

  1. Game Show Idea:

    Host: HELLO PEOPLE, THIS GAME SHOW IS CALLED: UTTERLY RANDOM AND BIZZARE GAME SHOW EVER! This Is Where You Get Tied Up In The Same Room With A Hobo, And You Must Escape Using The Following Items*

    1. YOUR FEET
    2. A MILK CARTON
    3. SLIME
    4. A MONKEY

    Then Afterwards You Have To Find A Lion, Zebra, Parrot, And Jellyfish And Bring Them All To Me. Then They Have To Survive 3 Days In A Room With Them.

    Afterwards, (If They Survive) THEY MUST GO RANDOM BURPING WITH AN AWKWARD TURTLE!

    *The List Of Items Chnge Every Week

    Co-Host: HEY, I NEVER SAID WE COULD DO THIS! I THOUGHT WE H-

    Host: *Cuts Off* WELL THATS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR NOW! BYE WHOEVER IS ACTUALLY READING THIS

    ~ PurpleStriped-☮ Peace Out 😛

  2. First, the 10 contestants must blow sticks of dynamite across a field. If it blows up, they are sent into the Container O’ Badness (A container filled with lice that has fire on the floor and someone dumped Some Hobo’s snot collection all over the walls.). If they blow the stick out, same. Then, the remainders will play Croc-O-Hop-just jump across a piranha-infested lake on the backs of angry crocodiles. One point for every time you are mauled or have a chunk taken out of you. Five points, and into the COB you go.
    Finally, the remainders take a dummy(And we DO mean dummy, you can choose between Barney, the Doodle Monster, Jojo the Croc, Elvis, a giant baby head, Mr. Ponypants, Sogie,the huge string monster, Mr. Chicken Pot Pie, and Billy the Sea Squirt.) The contestants must carry their dummies across a pen with a bunch of really mean, really angry chihuahuas inside. Whoever’s dummy is eaten goes into the COB. In a tie, they have their dummies fight to the death. The winner gets 10 cents, a slab of cardboard, and get to blow up The Wiggles. The people in the COB are released and sprayed with mustard. The End.

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