I have been thinking. There’s just some commercials with jingles that are just asking to be parodied. For instance, ” Save big money at Menards!” The corporation is just asking for someone like me to substitute some words other than “big.” For instance…….
*Save no money at Menards!
*Get bad products at Menards!
*Get mugged by someone at Menards!
*Buy flimsy furniture at Menards!
Etc, etc, etc. Now, for a slightly different parody…..
“Splorch, splorch! Goo pets! Splanch, splanch, Goo pets! Goo pets make nothing fun!”