Hi, everyone. I’m Zarion, and we here at Miscellaneous Soup, Inc. were really insulted by Green Thumb’s (admittedly good) song parody. You have to admit, it was a good idea to make fun of iCarly”s theme song. Well, he partially stole our idea for a future blog post, Tigerboy. He did? I wasn’t here, yesterday. The Superclub needed me for a mission. Cuddles wanted to teleport him into a lava pit, but I said that we didn’t want any more lawsuits. You’re no fun. Anyway, I commissioned a good friend of mine (Tigerboy and I) to create a song parody insulting his column. Without further ado, “Brand New Misery!” Wait. What? The details. Oh, right, thanks. This is a parody of my favorite Phineas and Ferb song, “Brand New Reality.” Specifically, my favorite Phineas and Ferb song from Phineas and Ferb: The Movie: Across the Second Dimension in Fabulous 2D. Now, the original song lyrics.
If there’s no hospitality
Just get out of town
You can be light on formality and say
I guess I’ll see you around
You’ve got no obligations
Nothin’ holding you down
Find a new situation and say
I guess I’ll see you around
You’ve got no time to waste
On sentimentality
Get out and find yourself
A brand new reality
Get out and find yourself
A brand new reality
A particle duality
A new dimensionality yeah (yeah !)
I guess I’ll see you around
Well sometimes it’s appropriate
to stop for a snack
If you do then I hope you get back
I guess I’ll see you around
Hopping clockwise through dimensions
Is a dangerous thing
But it seems to help a lot if we sing
And we can sing about
A brand new reality
A brand new reality
A brand new reality
I guess I’ll see you around
A brand new reality
A brand new reality
(Brand Times 10)
I guess I’ll see you around
Bravo! Now, the parody.
There’s no visible quality
So just stop making columns
You can do this quickly and say
-Uhhhhhhhhh…………………………………………………………………….NEW IDEA!!! Quick, Tigerboy! Sing the tune as a hint to our readers! One catchy tune coming up, Zarion! Dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-doo-bah, Ay-gent P! Just imagine the tune during the song, peoples. (It’s a word.)
Backing scat: Blah-blah-blah-hah
Cuddles: He’s Green Thumb!
Zarion: He’s a semi-snobbish column making monkey of action!
Backing Scat: Blahhy-blahhy-blah-blah
Zarion: He’s a cowardly little nuisance, who will ALWAYS flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay! He’s got more than just bad taste,
Cuddles: Wah-ah-ah
Zarion: He’s got a huge electric bill!
Cuddles: Ah-ah
Zarion: And all my friends scream in horror when they hear him say-
Pause the song! Huh? OKay…. Wait for it… I’VE COMPLETED ANOTHER COLUMN-TASTIC MASTERPIECE! AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! There! The saying, and the screams! (Ooh, good comic-book title.)
Zarion: He’s Green Thumb, Green Thumb the Annoying!
Zarion out.
