Tigerboy Interviews…Tyrone Turkey ]


Tigerboy: Happy Thanksgiving, and let’s all give our new guest a big hand! Tyrone Turkey, everyone!

Tyrone: (nervously) Hi.

Tigerboy: So, it’s been a long time since you’ve visited. I wasn’t here when you first arrived, but Zarion was. Footage replay! For your convenience, it will be shown in the new style.

Footage Replay

Tigerboy: This is a voice-over. Tyrone’s first appearance.

Zarion: (cheerfully) Well, I had a lovely Thanksgiving yesterday. I was going to post this yesterday, but I couldn’t , so here it is!!!!! So, my friend Tyrone Turkey* has some words of wisdom for you.

Tyrone: Thankfully, I survived that terrifying Thanksgiving. Wait, something’s grabbed hold of my leg!! NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO………………….AAARGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zarion: (pale) Uh, we’re having some technical difficulties here, so please stand bye. (Bye the way, the title of this post is what I an thinking right now.) Hey, turkey-eating-shark, come back here!!!! WAIT!!!

 

*No offense to anyone named Tyrone.

Tigerboy: Voice-over again. Second appearance. 

Zarion: Well, I have finally found Tyrone the Turkey* with the help of the Zarion Around-The-Clock Search Incorporation. Otherwise known as ZATCSI. It’s pronounced zat-ick-see. Anyway, Tyrone was hiding in the Bahamas. He’s all better, thanks to the Zarion Around-The-Clock-Plastic-Surgery-Incorporation. ZATCPSI for short. Bye, for now!!!!!

*Again, no offense to anyone who is named Tyrone.

Tigerboy: Blah, blah, blah, voice over. Final appearance, until now.

Zarion: (listing people who have made only one appearance on Miscellaneous Soup.) Tyrone Turkey(no offense to anyone named Tyrone)-turkey who, last seen, but not posted, in Las Vegas being served on Thanksgiving. Poor Tyrone. He survived a shark, Cuddles’s cooking, Cuddles trying to cook him, and mutant dinosaur potato chips(Don’t ask. If I get up the nerve, I might tell you the horrifying tale of woe.), only to end up eated by gamblers.

Back To Real Time

Tigerboy: That’s all the time we have! Later, the story of Tyrone!

Tyrone: (screaming) THE SHARK IS BACK!!!!

Tigerboy: Or, maybe not. Still, I can tell you the story myself, later.

Tigerboy Interviews…Mahna-Mahna and the Snowths


Tigerboy: So, Mr. Mahna-Mahna-

Snowths: Fee-doo-fee-doo!

Tigerboy: As I was saying, Mr. Mahna-Mahna-

Snowths: Fee-doo-fee-doo!

Tigerboy: (annoyed) Sheesh! Anyway, Mr. You-Know-Who,-

Snowths: Fee-doo-fee-doo!

Tigerboy: I suppose I did ask for it that time. You know, the rhyming.

Mahna-Mahna: Mahna mahna!

Snowths: Fee-doo-fee-doo!

Tigerboy: Oh, I give up. Mahna mahna!

Snowths: Fee-doo-fee-doo!

Tigerboy Interviews…BEPS


Tigerboy: Hello, today, I will interview Bob the Evil Pyromaniactic Sandwich.

BEPS: MWUHAAHHAHAHA!!! (sets Tigerboy’s tail on fire)

Tigerboy: And that’s all the time we have for today..(fire spreads to head) Ow! See you next time on “Tigerboy Interviews…” If you excuse me, I need to get a fire extinguisher! HELP!!! ZARION! SYRIKA! ANYBODY!

BEPS: Bye-bye.

It’s Your Two Year Anniversary, Miscellaneous Soup, Part 2 NOTE: NOT COMPLETELY IN ORDER


Zarion: And, I’m back! Tigerboy couldn’t make it.

Tigerboy: (faintly) I’m right here!

Zarion: I don’t know where he is…

Tigerboy: I’m underneath the floorboards!

Zarion: He didn’t leave a note.

Tigerboy: I’m tossing it through the boards right now!

Zarion: Ooh, a scrap of paper. (reads) Hmmmm….dancing weasels. (yells) TIGERBOY, YOUR HANDWRITING IS MUCH BETTER!

Tigerboy: Ah-ha! You did know I was trapped!

Zarion: Okay, folks, while I free Tigerboy, here’s more from our trip down Memory Lane, across Time Avenue, and into Miscellaneous Soup Inc.

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Thingies by Syrika

If you want to know what this post is about, look at the title.

Words Made Into Phrases:

Hippopotamus: Big old pot of mush

Rhinosaurus:My nose is sore-ish.

Poems:

Don’t you love “Jingle Bells” spoofs?

(Sung to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)

Skidding through the stadium,

In an out-of-control-Zamboni,

Over the ice we go,

Screaming all the way! YAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Screeching brakes, screeching brakes,

Screaming all the way,

Oh, what scare it is to ride in an out-of-control-Zambon!!!!!!!

This is a limerick about plagiarism (Boooooo!).

There once was a college guy named Bob

Who wailed, loudly, with a sob,

“It’s true! I admit it!

I’m ashamed, but I did it!

I plagiarized, and now I’ll never get a job.”

Cool Facts:

Goldfish used to be mainly green.

One type of swift can fly for 3 years straight without landing.

Jokes:

What has cheese, tomato sauce, and slants in a funny way?                                                                                                                The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

What should a cow eat when it’s sick?                                                                                                                                                        Chicken moo-dle soup!

‘Syrika out’ isn’t as neat as ‘Zarion out,’ but, oh well. I know! Kreena out. Fine, Zarion. Li’l Kreena out.

Ode to Dadicon

Dadicon is away for the weekend and I really miss him. That’s why I am proud to present this poem in his honor.

“Oh, Dadicon, I love you!

You never tease me or call me Moe.

Moe isn’t even my name,

It’s ZArion, and I hope it will earn g=fame,

When I make my blog posts into a book.

Dadicon, you’re my favorite dad.”

Also, Dadicon helped me make a CD for the talent show. I’m entering, and I’m going to dance! I can’t wait for my audition!!!!!!

“Mr. Dancaroni”/Zarion out.

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Attack of the Germs!

I’m sick today. When my alarm clock woke me up today, I was cold, had a headache, a cough, a tiny fever, and a little rash that came from my fever. Thankfully, the medicine hasn’t worn off yet. Also, I have now discovered the joys of watching kids’ television shows in the morning. By morning, I mean “Disney” and the other versions of it.

Zarion(cough, hack, wheeze)out.

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The Top 10 Reasons Why Syrika is My Favorite Sister(Oops. She’s also my only sister. Don’t be offended, please!:))

10. She is sweet, kind, and always in a good mood. (Well, maybe not always. 99.9999999999999999999999% of the time.)

9. She is always cooperative and excited for learning.

8. Syrika actually listens to my endless blabbering about books.

7. The same with this blog.

6. The same with Harry Potter and my book series.

5. She’s nice.

4. Syrika (almost) always returns my books.

3. Grouchy? Never!

2. Perfect sister.

1. She lets me make up funny shows and sees them without complaining too much.

I am doing this post because Syrika is at the dreaded Camp Manitou-Lin. So, this is in honor of her. I’m so proud of her for going to a sleep-away camp with the rest of the fourth-graders. Speaking of honor, I’m changing the thing I say to end my posts, so I can honor Syrika.

Zarion-who’s-honored-to-be-Syrika’s-brother out.

Call Me “Big-Mouth”

I had my very first orthodontists appointment today. How did it go , you ask? Well, I have to have a little thing that expands my mouth, and braces. The appointment for my mouth-expander thingy is a month before my birthday(not so nice of a present)and my braces appointment is July 19, which is Momicon’s birthday. A good present for her, because I’ll have a nice smile. I agree, but I’m also insulted. Doesn’t this look like a nice smile????!!!!!

I want YOU to comment, and tell me your honest opinion. Or not, you could say it in a nice way. PLEASE, I’m desperate for someone to say that my smile doesn’t look ugly from a distance!! (Wow, I sound pathetic!) Also, there’s trouble ahead. Green Thumb has been too lazy to come to the place where I BLOG(Z.B.S. a.k.a. Zarion’s Blogging Studio)and now he’s suing me for “false advertising” on the grounds that I still haven’t let him make his “oh-so-special” advice column. What chutzpah! Anyway, be ready for another Great Debate!

Zarion “Toothy” Kreena out.

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Creepiness Galore!

Even though Spider-Man is my favorite superhero, I most likely will not watch Spider-Man 4. Why? The Lizard! He is a brutal, savage villain with about 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% no humanity! Also, some of the promotional images look quite creepy, such as the one with  the tagline “Face Your Nightmares”, the number “4″ and blood dripping down from an unknown source(which is most likely Spider-Man).

Zarion “Scaredy-Cat” out.

A Public Service Announcement(This is serious.)

You should help the people of Africa from malaria by donating to Nothing But Nets. Besides, it’s World Malaria Awareness Day. Better yet, donate everyday. Help the people of Africa. Please.

Zarion “Healthy” out.

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News of Little Importance(Unless, like me, you’re weird.)

First of all, our entire middle part of the school(i.e. Middle School)saw Oceans. I accidentally took a nap even though I liked the movie, so it’s going to be hard for me to sleep tonight. When I take naps, it’s hard for me to sleep at night, and my sleep(if I get any)will most likely be haunted by scary manta-shrimp, blanket octopi, and squid. Giant squid.

Also, tonight is the school carnival! Hooray! I can’t wait!

Finally, I finally remembered to take my poorly-made(and ugly)clay parrot from school. His name is Ugly, fittingly. His only hobby is sitting around watching Hello Kitty and Barney(I hate both of them.:(), scratching his rear, and eating healthy portions of his favorite snack, regurgitated toenail clippings. 

Zarion “EW!!!!! That’s gross!” out.

HAPPY EARTH DAY!!!

Save the earth.”Nuff said.

Zarion out.

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East Grand Rapids Happiness

This is Zarion Kreena, LIVE, and coming to you from the library! Cool!

Zarion  out.

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Hello.

Hi. Nothing new to report. There’s a new Surprise, though. A video of fans cheering at a baseball game. :) I didn’t like it. :(

Help!

Hello, noble readers of this fine humor-based web log(a.k.a. blog). I am in dire need of assistance with something. My Voice-ifier has been set to “Knight Speak”, because nobody has entered my contest of making an advewnture for Cuddles. Help, yonder readers! Ohth, dearth! It’sth gettingth worseth!!!!

Zarionth outth.

Congratulations!

Syrika and Rica played in their Spring Concert, and we went to the Cone Shop after that! Say hello to the tastiest Popsicle in the world! Also, say hello to my orange combination coat-shirt! It’s socozy!!!

Zarion out.

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Gym Thingsiepoodlekinzas

Here’s two things about gym. One is my special song I made up in a “Hockey” class, and the other one is my special “The Structure Of…. Me During Flag Football.”

I’m Stuck In My Jersey….. (Sing this to the tune of “On Top Of Spaghetti….”)

I’m stuck in my jersey, all alone on the pitch(what the playing area is called).

My arms are tangled up into pretzels, thus, I feel numb.

My circulation is going away, so I can’t feel anything.

YAH!!! The ball is coming right at me….I hope it doesn’t hurt!!! WHAM!!!

I’m stuck in my hospital bed, with a serious concussion.

The Structure of……Me During Flag Football.

1. I get tackled.

2. I get tackled.

3. I get tackled.

4. The ball breaks my glasses.

5. I get tackled.

6. I get tackled.

7. I get tackled.

8. The ball rips through my glasses’s masking tape.

9. I get tackled.

10. I get tackled.

11. I get tackled.

12. The masking tape is ripped.

13. I get tackled.

14. I get tackled.

15. I get tackled.

16. My masking tape rips.

17. I get tackled.

18. I get tackled.

19. I get tackled.

20. The masking tape rips, I get tackled, and when I look at the clock I realize that only one minute has gone by.

Coincidentally, our new unit in gym(Flag Football) has just replaced our old unit(Hockey). ;)

Zarion(ouch) out. (YOW! MY HEAD HURTS AGAIN!!!!)

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Surprise!

I now have the special, new “Surprise Me” theme, which surprises you with things when you’re doing your normal bl0gging. Right now, I have discovered one. The item that lets me post my blog posts is in bold. Surprise!

Zarion out.

Update: You can now “humanize” your blog statistics(whatever that does), and choose the option “This post is super-awesome.” By the way, “Zarion out” is my new way to end posts. :)

MY WORST NIGHTMARE HAS COME TRUE!!!!

THEY ARE MAKING A LIVE-ACTION/CGI(Computer Generated Imagery) MOVIE!!!!! THE HORROR!!!! THE HORROR!!!!

Of Rooms and Things

I really should give you some more updates on what’s  going on, because my last post was extremely hurried. Enjoy.

1. First of all, there is a little add-on to our house that is accessable through the garage, and I’m going to be sleeping in it! Finally, my own room! There’s a television in it, but I will follow the guidelines to watching it. Dadicon has doubts about me sleeping in their, but I will be a responsible young Zarion, in order to prove to him that I can be trusted.

2. Sorry about the “Wisdom From Our Science Teacher” page, but I have been forgetting to update it. Don’t worry, because I have a lot of new things to put on there!

3. I’m still fine-tuning my newest story, but it will be on here soon. I can’t wait for you to see the extra-special bonus features that I’ve planned out! (Hint, hint! New, never-before-seen blog posts! Hint, hint.)

4. I have started watching The Spectacular Spider-Man, and I love it. It’s so funny!

5. Around Purim time, my picture was in the Grand Rapids Press.You could only see the back of my Spider-Man costume, but at least I was in the paper.

6. AIEEEEEE!!! WHY ISN’T ANYBODY ENTERING MY NEW CONTEST?????!!!!! I’ll just describe it again. You have to make an  appropriate plot idea for a mischievous young, baby elephant named Cuddles. PLEASE ENTER!!!

Hi.

Can’t talk very much now. Watched Spectacular Spider-Man. Loved the Green Goblin’s craziness and rhyming. Went to library. Spider-Man book. Got home. Ate dinner. Watched Spider-Man. (See previous comments.) WEnt upstairs. Read Spider-Man. Came down here, and started blogging a short biography. Bye. Beddy-boo for me. (Well, stay-in-you-room-and-read/get-ready-for-bed time, anyway.) Go see “Ponui’s Theater”, and “Eh, Potter.”

YAY!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!

Ponui has now started his second blog, focusing on the psychology of Harry Potter!!! Here’s the link!!!

The Structure Of….. Cuddles and I playing checkers

Note to new Miscellaneous Soup-ers: Cuddles is a baby elephant,

1. Cuddles taps me on the shoulder and (cutely) shrieks, “CAN WE PLAY CHECKERS?”

2. I set up the board, and stop Cuddles from eating the pieces.

3.Cuddles makes the first move, and promptly gets jumped.

4. Cuddles squeals with delight when he finds out that he can jump me.

5. I stop Cuddles from eating the jumped piece.

6. Repeat Step 3.

7. Repeat Step 4.

8. Repeat Step 5.

9. Repeat them 1,000,000,000 times.

10. Cuddles messes up the board in frustration, because he lost.

11. Repeat Steps 1-10.

Brand New Contest!

Since it’s Cuddles’s b-day, this contest will be for the best story with Cuddles as the main character. Don’t worry. I’ll make them faster than the last ones. :( Anyway, I’ll show all of them this time, unless they’re inappropriate. ENTER PLEASE!!!

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Happy Birthday!

It’s Cuddles’s birthday today, so I’ll have all Cuddles-themed blog posts. Enjoy!

11 Reasons For Why I Hate Hockey(Note: If my gym teacher is reading this, this is fake and MEANT to be humorous.)

11. If the game gets rough, everyone will be pushing up daisies. (THIS ONE WAS NOT MY IDEA!!! BLAME SYRIKA!!!)

10. The mascot, Skippy the Turtlepus, bites me.

9. The Zamboni driver tries to squash me.

8. There’s a 60% that I’ll be getting a visit from the Tooth Fairy, because someone thwacked out my molars.

7. There’s a 100% chance that the Bone Fairy will be coming for me.

6. Because someone sprayed peanut butter on you stick, and there is a crazy baby elephant(Cuddles)chasing after me with a chainsaw(Why? I don’t know.) and shrieking, “Gimme peanuts!”

5. Because Happy come near me when I am slathered in melted bananananananananananananananananananas.

4. Because the other players will trample me.

3. The band will shove me inside a tuba.

2. Daisy, the other team’s mascot, will trample me. (Daisy is a cow.)

1. ARE YOU CRAZY???!! SOMEONE COULD GET HURT!!!

Special thanks to Syrika, for helping me.

Take me out to the ball game! (And the bookstore)

I went to a Whitecaps-TinCaps baseball game. It was actually pretty fun, even though I couldn’t go to Schuler’s Books and Music because of it. Also, I am working on another story, so be prepared!!!!!!

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“Story of the Day”

Hi, it’s Uncle Zarion’s story time! Why am I an uncle? I have no idea. Anyway, I couldn’t sleep last night, because of two very talkative people.(Cough, cough! Syrika and Silicon! Cough, cough!) Syrika had a sleepover in our(Silicon and I share a room)room, and THEY WERE  TALKING ALL NIGHT!!!! Fortunately, they stopped talking. Unfortunately, that started humming! EEEEEEEAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! I should have slept in the basement, but did I? NO!!!! Enough about my troubles. This eerie tale will be about Petey(No offense to anyone named Petey)……..and the aliens that invade his room and refuse to come out! Mwuahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Petey and the Aliens that Can Suck Your Sleepiness Away

Petey HATED sleeping. There’s too many other fun things to do, such as playing video games*, annoying his sister**, and annoying his sister with video games***. All of that changed when the aliens came. A smallish, green blob with purple antenna came up to him as he was playing Mario Brothers****, and said, “Hey, kid! Wanna stay up late? Sure you do! I’ll help you!*****” “Sure!!!!******” Petey replied eagerly. “PLEASE!!!!!!”******* So, the alien gave Petey special instructions. He was to let Zuahaha(the purple-antennaed alien) and Hortus the Eleventy-Seventh(a yellow and green alien)sleep in his bed forever while he(Petey) slept in the closet. Petey agreed, because the aliens promised that the method would make him able to have more “no-sleeping stamina”, otherwise known as “more willpower to stay up.”

Then, night after night, Petey would gradually stay up later and later, until he didn’t sleep at all. ‘Hey, aliens.” he said one night while playing a trick on his sister, “I don’t think that this is such a great deal anymore. I want to sleep, so I can have more energy for school and video games.” “Tsk, tsk.” Hortus said. “That is a shame….for us!!! You see, we feed on the sleep made by humans. We suck it out of them, so they can no longer function.” “And then, we eat them!” Zuahaha continued. Then, they started to devour poor Petey! So, kids and adults, the moral of the story is: Don’t let evil aliens fool you into losing sleep. Sweet dreams.

*I do not play video games before I sleep, with the obvious exception of Harry Potter.

**DO NOT do this, or your sister will beat you up, and lock you in the garage. Trust me on this. (NOTE: This actually hasn’thappened to me, I’m just trying to be funny. :) )

***See first footnote.

**** I do not play games like that, because I disike games where you can lose lives. I prefer Pokemon and Harry Potter.

*****Obviously, Petey isn’t very bright, because my knowledge has told me that aliens with purple antenna are every suspicious.

******Made you look!

*******Note: The author of the Weenies series(Battle of the Red Hot Pepper WeeniesThe Curse of the Campfire Weenies, etc.) can use this idea and adapt it to his leisure.

Superclub, Super-Babies, Super fun!!! (Issue 14)

Superclub, Super-Babies, Super-Fun!!!!

 

Nothing really unusual was happening at the residence of the Superclub. Switchboy and Rubberboy were working on some new strategies for stopping villains, Tigerboy was testing out Electrickid’s new Anti-Gravity Boots, and Electrickid was designing a blueprint for some new changes to Robot Tiger, one of Tigerboy’s forms.(After the events of last issue.)

“So, if Tigerboy has a carrot and a specialized Acme blender, then we might actually be able to stop the Slicer from robbing a skyscraper, but only if the Slicer has a giant machete. There! That’s ‘Operation: Fruitcake’!” Switchboy rolled up his plan and put in the Bin O’ Strategies.

“How are you doing, Rubberboy?”Switchboy asked.

“I’ve managed to come up with a plan if the Anti-Superclub ever tries to turn us into ponies. It involves a pony, a watch, several bags of pretzels, a swimming pool, nine hundred and ninety-nine grapes, and 12,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds of wet socks filled with lemon meringue pie.”

Suddenly, a roundish, gray ball crashed through the roof, along with three more balls,  which were green, blue, and brown.

“Hello!” The nearest one said. “I am Happy, the baby Build-A-Bear monkey. Do you have any spray-paint? I want to celebrate National Rainbow Day by painting myself rainbow.”

“Hi-hi.” The next one said. “Me Jer-Jer. Otherwise known as Jeremy. Do you know where Superman is?” Then, he started rampaging throughout the building, searching for Superman. Crash, bang, boom, clatter, hissss, WEEE-OOH(police siren alarms), AHOOOGA(elephant sounds-That isn’t Cuddles, by the way. Whoops, I just revealed something. Who cares?), KRAK-A-FOOM, “La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha, da-na-na-na-na-na.” Then, the gray blob started playing a one-baby mariachi band song.” Well, the unknown baby tried to, but it made Happy run around screaming like a madperson, and Tigerboy fell off of the ceiling. (“Aieee! NO! THE TORTURE!!!) Then, Lucky sweetly started to play a banjo/bagpipes/accordion combination instrument! (Author’s note: I love these instruments.) This time, everyonestarted running around and screamimg, except Tigerboy who turned into a Robot and instantly self-destructed. (Luckily, he, sort of, knows how to put himself back together.)

“QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Cuddles sweetly demanded in a scary voice. The baby playing the horrible instrument of doom is Lucky, who loves to garden.”

“Hi.” Lucky said shyly.

Just then, Jeremy came tumbling through the ceiling with a tiny, adorable puppy-like creature in his hands.

“Hi, everybody.” He said. “I finally realized  that Superman wasn’t here when I traveled through the entire Milky Way galaxy. My tongue-poodlekinza can stretchy-stretch. The person who screamed, ‘QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ was Cuddles, who is a very, very, very, (Cuddles growled.)excellent, yes, that’s what I was going to say, excellent cook. And this is Bumpy, a Boompacay from the planet Nezbik.” Bumpy peeked out through large, chocolately-brown, shiny eyes.

“Hewwo(Hello).” she squeaked. “Aw you dangewous?(Are you dangerous?)”

“No.” Lucky said. “Only Cuddles is.” Quickly, because he saw the worried expression on Bumpy’s face, he added, “But only when everybody refuses to eat his Gumbo Surprise.”

“GUMBO SURPRISE???!!!” Cuddles yelled. “I almost forgot! Who wants to sample my cooking?” He ran over to a half-assembled Tigerboy. “Hey, you! Wanna eat my food? It all comes from my restaurant, ‘Cuddles’s Restaurant’. This is the motto: ‘If the food doesn’t kill you, the entertainment will!’” And with that, he shoved some of the dreaded Gumbo Surprise in Tigerboy’s mouth. Several bad things happened in quick succession after that. First, Tigerboy turned completely green. Then, he grew gills. Next, poor Tigerboy melted into a puddle! Finally, he exploded with a Bang!!!!!

“Hooray!” Cuddles shouted. “You actually survived!!!”

“Wait, why are you here, anyway?” The melted Tigerboy mumbled.

“That’s an easy-poodleskinza question, melty.” Cuddles squealed. “Karion(Bumpy shivered in fright.)has taken over Zarion’s blog, and we came over here to hide. Also, Mr. Mean-Macaroni and his sidekick, Rose Giant, are plotting to destroy Dreamyland with a macaroni-ray. Nothing bad.”

“WHAT?!” Everyone shouted. Questions started flying everywhere.

“Where’s his lair?”

“Who’s Rose Giant?”

“How can I get unmelted?” (That was Tigerboy, obviously.)

“Can someone please get Karion out of my blog? I think that he’s going to destroy the earth.”

“Who said that?” Oh, it was just Zarion, who has escaped for the final time from the trap that Karion made for him. You really should go help him. Judging from my information of Karion that I got from readingmiscellaneoussoup.wordpress.com. I’m the narrator, by the way. ☺

Quickly, the Super-Babies(Cuddles, Lucky, Jeremy, Happy, and Bumpy) told the Superclub the necessary information.

“Mr. Mean-Macaroni hates us.” Cuddles said. “He wants to put us into a trap.”

“WAAAH!!!” Bumpy wailed. “Macawoni  eviw!(Macaroni evil!)”

“His lair is in the Himalayas.” Happy said. “You can’t miss it. Just search for the big sign that says ‘THIS IS MY LAIR, AND NOT, I REPEAT, NOT, A TRAP. TRUST ME. PLEASE. DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE LASER BEAMS  OR MECHANICAL ROBOTS. MOST IMPORTANTLY, DISREGARD THE BEAVERS WITH CHAINSAWS. THAT MEANS YOU, HAPPY. I SPEND ENOUGH TIME FIXING MY LAIR, BECAUSE YOU DESTROY IT. I MEAN IT!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,, BALH, PONY, PLEASE, HELP, ME, AND, STOP, KARION, IN , THE , NEXT, ISSUE, OF, THESE,  COOL, ADVENTURES, SINCERELY, ZARION, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,’ His sign doesn’t really have the message from Zarion and the ‘blahs’ but I might add it later to the sign, along with a virus.”

“Also, ” Lucky piped up. “You can stop the effects of the (shudder) Gumbo Surprise by giving Tigerboy more. Cuddles lost the antidote after Happy ate it.”

“Well, excuse me for taking it! I had squid legs, and moose eyebrows.” Happy pouted. “Actually, that might be really cool.

After nine thousand, nine hundred, and ninety-nine helpings of Gumbo Surprise, Tigerboy was (mostly) normal. I say ‘mostly’, because he  kept randomly exploding. The Superclub, found Mr. Mean-Macaroni’s/Rose Giant’s lair and slowly went into the (unlocked)back door. As soon as they found the room with the giant Macaroni 9000, alarms started ringing and an extremely tine cage fell down over them.

“What?!” Mr. Mean-Macaroni shouted as he saw the Superclub. “I’m sorry, Superclub. This trap was specifically meant for the accursed Super-Babies, who keep ruining my plans. Now, they will never be able to stop me! Never! Never! The most accursed one is Happy, who keeps hacking into my computer system and turning it against me! I hate Happy! I. Hate. Happ-Hey, why is your tiny friend slowly swelling up like a balloon?”

As it turned out, Tigerboy really was swelling up like a balloon!

“I hate Gumbo Surprise!” he said in a squeaky voice! “Oh, no! I’m going to-” CRASH!!! The machine toppled over, and was instantly destroyed.

THE END

P.S. The villain and his sidekick(who was hiding in the closet because of the alarms) were taken to jail, and this incredibly boring story ended. Sorry. Not all of these stories can be exciting. Speaking of exciting stories, look at the part with the next issue.

Next Issue: You’d Better Not Cry and You’d Better Not Pout, Because Karion Is Coming to Town! The Superclub’s dimension-transporter takes the Superclub to Zarion’s world, where Karion’s dastardly plot is finally revealed!

Lost and Found

Hello. Syrika speaking. Zarion is letting me do a post. This post is about something lost, and something found. First, I lost…… A TOOTH!!!!! Here is a picture of where my tooth used to be.

Kind of gross.What a honker!

I’m weird, huh?  Anyway, on to the found part of this post.. In honor of Story Month, I’m telling you the story of what happened. Last night, we (My family and I) were at Red Robins, Zarion’s favorite restaurant. There was a gumball machine.I asked if I could have one. (A gumball, I mean.) Mom politely said, “NO!!!!!!” (Note: This story is slightly changed to make it funnier.) So, I started to look for loose change. First, I looked under an arcade claw machine. I found….. a pony. Just kidding. A QUARTER!!!!!!!!!! That’s how I got my white gumball. It wasn’t coconut, thankfully. It was a delicious fruity flavor. I’m not showing it to you, because a tooth-hole is gross enough, but a chewed-up piece of gum is going way over the limits. Oh, well.

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Invasion of the Mouth Troubles and More Stories By Zarion Kreena

Passover is finally over, as of 8:58 PM yesterday! Yeehaw! Also, I am having a lot of trouble with my mouth. You see, I have at least two canker sores on either side, a tongue cut, and a sore throat! GRRRRRR!!!!! It’s very annoying.

Anyway, you may have noticed the new name. The reason for this is, I haven’t been doing my job. Remember, back in my first post, when I said that I-Wait, I’l just show you. Click on this link.Tadah! You see? At the very start of the list, it says stories. Have I been giving you a sufficient amount of stories? No. Therefore, you’ll be getting stories, stories, stories, stories, and more stories. Now, I might do a “Scooby-Doo” book series, as well. Oh, and by the way, you’ll soon be seeing a picture of about 99.999999% of my string collection.

Another announcement: I recently saw Diary of A Wimpy Kid. Did I like it? YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!! I absolutely, positively loved it! It has most of the book’s events and characters (with a few new things), but it’s excellent through and through. Did you know that they are writing a script for “Rodrick Rules”? I didn’t know about it either, until I looked the movie up! Also, Zachary Gordon(the actor who played Greg Heffley) acted with his mom in one scene! Basically, the character who plays Rowley’s mother in the movie is Zachary’s mom in real life!

Here’s some more movie facts, while we’re on the topic. i have the same birthday as Daniel Radcliffe(who is Jewish, just like me)-July 23rd!!! Also, Stan Lee and Daniel Handler(Lemony Snicket) are Jewish! Here’s a short list of my favorite authors/comic book writers EVER in no particular order.

1. J.K. Rowling (In fact, our planet, Planet Potter of the Harry, is in the J.K. Rowling Galaxy!!!)

2. Gordon Korman(I love Swindle and Zoobreak!!)

3. Stan Lee! (“Nuff said!”, to use his famous phrase. That exact phrase was used in the third Spidey movie, in fact. Also, I’m thinking of watching the second Fantastic Four movie, so I can see Stan Lee trying to get into the wedding of Susan Storm a.k.a. Invisible Woman and Reed Richards a.k.a. Mr. Fantastic. Speaking of their wedding, I really, really, really, really, want to read the actual comic of it, which is in Fantastic Four Annual 3. Sigh.)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! I just looked up Gordon Korman, and there is going to be a book after Zoobreak, coming out in Fall 2010! YAY!!!! More stories coming soon!

Update: The “Fall of the Hulks” storyline is very confusing to me, maybe because I haven’t read it yet. Why can’t Bruce Banner be trusted? There’s a lot of Hulks. Hulk(the original one), Red Hulk, She-Hulk, Gray Hulk(that one may have only been in “The Super Hero Squad Show”), Red She-Hulk, Hulkling, and Hulkpool(some weird mix of the Hulk and Deadpool).

Speaking of which, I have done some extensive research(a.k.a. Google) and through hard work(a.k.a. more Google and reading descriptions of comics on marvel.com/catalog) I have determined what comics in the Marvel Universe are most likely to show blood/guts and why.

1. The Hulk and anything like it, because the Hulk smashes things and hurts people badly. (No offense to Momicon who likes the Hulk.)

2. Deadpool, and anything with him, because he’s an assassin. No offense to anyone who wants to see the upcoming Deadpool movie.

3. The Punisher, because he murders criminals.

4. Wolverine, because he does the same thing as Deadpool.

Now, I would be horrified if they made a one-shot comic with all four characters, because I cannot stand the sight of blood in comics.

Another Update: I was looking at homage covers, and the cover of Detective Comics #38 shows Robin’s first appearance. Also, there’s a special homage to that in the homage for The Batman.

Lime-Themed Limericks

There once was a lime(the fruit)named Jeffery the Smug.

He treated everyone like a bug.

But, one day he made the mistake of insulting a crazy monkey named Happy,

And had a banana stuffed in his nose with a message that said, “Yoiu are sappy!”

And, now Jeffery spends his days tickling a Blug.*

*Blugs are insect-creatures that eat limes who are smug, unless they re continously tickled.

Zarion”Who is Sorry for Any Typos You May See” out.

Twilight(book series and movie)? Bah! Archie Comics? Yay! Spoof of Twilight in Archie Comics? BLECH!!!!!!!!

MY WORST NIGHTMARE(besides the live action/computer-generated-imagery Dora the Explorer movie)HAS FINALLY CAME TRUE!@!!!  tHE DAY WHEN TWILIGHT AND ARCHIE COMICS MORPHED!!!!! IT’D S SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!!!! DOOM IS COMING TO THE COMIC WORLD!(and not just in the Archieverse; have y0u been reading about the recent events inThe Amazing Spider-Man? I predict that during the “unholy ressurection” Kraven the Hunter will be revived, with vengeance in his evil heart, IF he even has one!!!)

Going to a Wedding, Part One: Of Convenience Stores and Baby Looney Tunes OR Convenience Store Science

“Convenience” is, in my opinion, an overused word. Also, why are convenience stores convenient if they’re just gas stations with a fancy name? It’s not that I don’t like convenience stores, but whycan’t they just be called “gas station restuarants/supermarkets/ice cream shop/Krispy Kreme(not a typo)places/emergency bathroomss? It has a ring to it, right? Also, I did a scientific study in a “convenience store” and my results were not g0od. Here’s what I did:

My Hypothesis: Convenience stores never have good kids movies.

Research: I  looked through a box full of movies.

Result: I found horrible m0vies that would give me nightmares(such as Psycho 3 and something that looked likeBarney or Teletubbies or even (shudder) Comfy Couch. Comfy Couch and Reading Rainbow are the only shows that I hate more than Barney. Why would zi hate Reading Rainbow? Simple. NoHarry Potter books were mentioned, as far as I know.

I had mentioned Baby Looney Tunes, right? Here’s the scoop on thay. I was at a wonderful convenience store which smelled like freshly baked soft pretzels, and in one of th0se money wasting, use-a-claw-to-hrab-a-toy things, I saw cute toys. Specifically, Ziggy(from the copmic strip), Baby Road Runner(Meep, meep! It’s the classic Looney Tunes character), Baby Bugs Bunny(Eh, what’s up, doc?), Baby Marvin the Martian(Where is the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shaking kaboom!), and other cute stuffed animals. I am the proud owner of…….exactly none of them, because those games are money wasters. Sorry if there’s any typos, and that this monologu of my trip will have to be finished when I’m home again.

Zarion out.

A Much Needed Explanation

When I publish Superclub X, I mean that it’s going to be on this blog. Sorry if the phrase “Coming to the Internet everywhere” confused you.

Shame-faced Zarion out.

Travel Adventures Prologue

Do yu knortike myy badd spelingg? I amm makingg funn of myy ownn spelingg eror, inn the previouss posttt. Itt wass ”wedding”, not “weeding.” I’ll go back to normal now. I’ve had an exciting trip. I never knew what convenience storse were exactly like before that. More later! ‘Nuff said!

Momentous Magazine Milestones

I’m going to read the Amazing Spider-Man issue where Aunt May tells Peter Parker that she knows he’s Spider-Man! Yay! Also, I have finished my Showcase event at school, and I am now finally home! I’m not going to be blogging for a while, because I’m going to be in Minnesota(or somewhere close to it)for a wedding, and Syrika is going to be a flower girl!

Zarion “Fountain of Spider-Man Knowledge/Wedding Invitee” out.

Phineas and Ferb Games!!

I’m playing Gadget Golf and I love it! I’ll tell you my score once I finish the game.

Zarion out.

Update: My score is 17315, and I made it past all five levels! :) :):) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)  🙂 :) :)

Green Thumb’s Column: Mimes(Week Before Last Week), Carousels(Last Week), and Apple Pie(SPOILERS ON THE SECOND PERCY JACKSON SERIES)

Hello, I couldn’t get my columns in, because my computer wasn’t working. (Translation: I faked getting sick with  ”too-lazy-to-work-itis.” It’s common for LAZY SLACKERS to get it. Also, there’s a second Camp Half-Blood series coming out, and the title of the first book is The Lost Hero. Coincidentally, the book is coming out on Syrika’s birthday. I know what a good b-day present would be. Hint, hint. :) ) Hey, this is my section, and you’re wasting time!!!!! :( Here’s three short paragraphs on the topics.

Mimes:

Seriously, mimes creep me out. Once, I was trapped in a mime’s box for seven years, and IT WAS SOLID!!!! Also, the makeup leads me to believe that mimes are actually space aliens from the planet “Silent Actors”, because the name of the planet is the definition of an (ugh)mime.

Carousels:

DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON CAROUSELS!!!(Barfing, from dizziness. ‘Nuff said.)

Apple Pie:(this week’s topic)

YUMMY-KINS!!!!!! MEGA, MEGA, MEGA, MEGA ‘NUFF SAID!!!

NEXT WEEK’S TOPIC: Spider-Man

Classical Classics

You know the saying, “There’s nothing like the classics.” I wholeheartedly agree with that. In fact, I can name at least seven classic television/radio shows that I either want to watch/listen, or try and watch/listen on a regular basis. Here’s a list of some classic show, radio and television.

1. Sesame Street

2. I Love Lucy(I haven’t actually watched this, but I want to.)

3. Spider-Man(Again, I haven’t watched this one, but I want to. I’m talking about the original series, by the way.)

4. The Three Stooges (‘”Nuff said.’)

5. Old Time Radio Comedy(It’s a mixture of different classic comedy shows from the early 1900′s.)

6. Old Time Radio Adventures(The same thing, but with adventure stories. Also, it has Superman.)

7. Pac-Man. (Okay, so it’s not a TV/radio show, but I don’t care. It’s cool. Happy 30th anniversary of it! Also, go onhttp://google.com, and you can play the game using the Google logo.)

8. Gilligan’s Island (Another “I-haven’t-seen-it-yet” show.)

9. The Addams Family

Now, here’s some literature classics.

1. Amazing Fantasy #15.

Amazing Spider-Man #1-the most current one and beyond.

3. The introduction of the Sinister Six.

4. Fantastic Four #1(and anything with Mysterio)

5. The comic where Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk for the first time.

6. Anything with the Joker.

7. The very first blog posts on this blog.

Holidays Galore!

Shavuot(I don’t know how to spell it)is starting this evening! Happy holidays!

Party!

This week is my last full week of school!!!! PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :):) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have just tasted the best cookie ever!! Therefore, you shall soon find a new game show!!! But first, I need to get some supplies. Bye!

“Mr. Cookie” out.

Hint, hint.

My birthday is coming up. Hint, hint. Spider-Man. Hint, hint. Three Stooges. Hint, hint. Harry Potter. Hint, hint.

More Mythbusters

I officially like Mythbusters, and I am most likely going to try and watch some more today. Happy reading!(of this blog)

Zarion out.(It’s not a myth. :) )

Who are you gonna call? The Mythbusters!

WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!! I JUST SAW A TINY BIT OF MYTHBUSTERS’SECOND DUCT TAPE SPECIAL!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD ALSO WATCH IT, BECAUSE OF THE WEIRD MYTH-BUSTING THINGS!!! DON’T MISS IT!!!!

Zarion “Duct Tape Fanatic” out.

Terrible Troubles!

First of all, I didn’t make it into the talent show. Sigh…. I really thought that my dancing was good! Oh, well. There’s always next year, even though it will be my LAST year at Knapp Charter Academy. Speaking of years, I was scared out of about a year’s growth at the library. Now I know that when East Grand Rapids library closes, little bars come down on the entrances, so you can’t get in or our. The terrible thing was, Dadicon wasn’t there until approximately seven minutes after closing time, which explains the bars that look like I’m locked out of jail. :( :( :( :(:( See you next time, at Miscellaneous Soup! Comment about my ideas for a new book series!

Zarion out.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I JUST LOOKED AT A LIST OF THE 100 TOP MARVEL COMICS ISSUES, AND THE NUMBER ONE ISSUE IS AMAZING FANTASY 15, THE FIRST APPEARANCE OF SPIDER-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Momicon is the Greatest!!!!

Happy Mother’s Day!

LIBRARY TERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a good and terrifying time at the library. Wait, did I just use the word ‘terrifying?!!!!?” It’s time for a horror story! We were trapped in the library’s lobby until Dadicon rescued us!!! More on Sunday!!!!

Green Thumb’s Column: Medicine

Hi-ho, it’s time for the first issue of my column. (The only goodthing about this humor-filled grease trap in my opinion.) Anyway, the only good medicine is chicken soup! At least that doesn’t make you throw up, except when there’s the not-so-occasional feather in in. But, I digress. My point is, medicine is for the birds.Excuse, me, if I may cut in for a minute. Not all medicine is bad. I can think of one great one. The non-clear, one for general sickness. NOT THE ONE THAT I JUST EXPERIENCED TODAY, OR THE “HAPPY MEDICINE,” COUGH SYRUP, OR ANY OTHER MEDICINE!!!!!!(EXCEPT FOR THE EXCEPTION, WHICH I JUST MENTIONED.:)) No offense, Momicon. It’s just my natural instinct to spit out medicine that threatens to make me-

Okay, you’re done now. Next week’s topic: Mimes!!!!

Back to the Past(of this blog)

Do you like the new look? It’s back to the basics!

Update! I KNOW IT’S NOT THE ORIGINAL, SYRIKA!!! IT’S COOL, THOUGH!!!!!

Zarion out.

Soon!

Do you like action? Excitement? Humor? Then my new book series is made for you!!!!! Superclub X, a spinoff of my original(and still going)series, The Sensational Superclub.Coming your way to the Internet everywhere. Don’t miss it! You’ll see a parody of the Wizard of Oz, pinball tournaments, the future, alternate realities, and more! ‘Nuff said!

Zarion out.

Return of the Wonderful Zarion of Nozz!

Green Thumb and I made a special deal. He gets to do his column once a week, and I get to keep doing my special posts. Also, I’m currently watching Phineas and Ferb’s The Wizard of Odd! I love it, except for the songs.

Zarion out.

Update: Do you like my parody? Also, be prepared for Green Thumb’s column!

The Great Debate: Green Thumb and Zarion

Hi, peoples. THERE’S A NEW BABY-SITTERS’ CLUB BOOK COMING OUT!!!!!!!!!! Also, my fever has risen two either 100.1 or 100.2. Let’s see. 100.1+ 100.2= 200.3 divided by 2 is……100.15? Oh, well. The point is, I’m sick at home. Therefore, the debate can begin! Remember, Green Thumb, you can’t say naughty things. You can only insult me.

Boogerbreath! Boogerbreath! Pretzelsneaker! You’re sneaking pretzels!

That’s a lie!(Munch,  munch!) Anyway, I’m not going to let you get your column! You’re irresponsible, lazy, smelly, inconsiderate, rude, and grouchy!!!

Oh, yeah? Well, my friend “Mr. Ropy” doesn’t like that!

Hey, what are you doing with that rope?????!!!!!

What does it look like?

Mmmmmph!!!! Mmmph! Mmmmph!!!!!

Oh, dear. Looks like you’re a little(snicker)tied up right now. Wait! That means that this blog doesn’t have a post-maker to operate Zarion Studios(Not a typo)! I’ll just have to fill in!

MMMPH!!!! MMMPH!!!!!

Green Thumb(heh, heh, heh) out.

The Final Blog Post(until I get back from Camp Ramah, that is.)

‘Twas the night before Camp Ramah/and all through the house/everything was stirring/because the Kreena household had to leave at 5:00am./All the suitcases were packed with stuff/in the hope that they would be in Detroit soon to catch the bus./Then, a magical fairy-Oh, what;s the use!!!??? It’s hardwriting a parody of a song when you’re bored! See you hopefully on July 18th.

Zarion out.

A Toy Story to Remember

I saw Toy Story 3, and I loved it! The newspaper reviewer(John Serba) for movies in our paper(The Press) and I have had a long-standing rivalry. He gave the kids movies bad reviews, and I loved them. he gave kids movies good reviews, and they made me want to puke! I’ve even made a rule about it. “If John Serba gives a kid’s movie 4 stars, I shall hate it. Anything less than that is good.(A.K.A. 4 stars=bad, 3, 3 and one half, 2, 2 and one half, 1, a half = good.)

However, there has been only one exception to my rule: Ratatouille. That movie gave me an appetite for happiness, and a great-tasting plot.(These food metaphors are making me hungry.)

Now, there is one more exception: Toy Story 3. Honestly, it’s my favorite, and even with some undesirable subplots(Barbie and Ken:() it has a special place in my heart. Hopefully, there will be more sequels.

Zar-Wait! I forgot!!! Tomorrow, I am going to Camp Ramah in Ontario, Canada. When I come back, I will continue blogging when I get back, so keep reading this blog!! I’ll come up with some new ideas when I get back!!!!

Best. Day. Ever!

I had a great day with Momicon. First, we went to Argo’s. It’s a book/comic shop, and I found a rare Archie comic. I didn’t buy it, I just read it and instead purchased Marvel Team-Up #1. Then, we went to the book store. I WILL finish my books on hold(including the newly released The Red Pyramid, the first book in “The Kane Chronicles”:))before Camp Ramah.

Aieeeee!!!!!!!!!! Camp Ramah starts the day after tomorrow!!! This may be my last blog post until the eighteenth of July!!!!!!

Zarion out.

Scary Scooby?

I just went on Cartoon Network’s website, and was terrified by the newest adventures they had cooked up for Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated. Why was I terrified? Click on this link and see for yourself! I’m too scared to tell you.(But, the traps that Fred makes are very cool, and they work. Most of the time. Sort of. Once in a blue moon. Never.)

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/scoobydoomysteryinc/index.html

Happy Father’s Day!

Dadicon is the greatest!

Spider-Man + Doctor Octopus(or a new Sinister Six) + A New Arrival to the Osborn Family= “Origin of the Species” (via Miscellaneous Soup’s Blog)

Yes, it’s a new Amazing Spider-Man six-part series! I saw something in one of the covers that made my heart momentarily stop! KRAVEN THE HUNTER!!!! I thought that he was dead, but the description of Amazing Spider-Man’s “Grim Hunt” said, and I quote, “unholy resurrection” and that there’s going to be a death-but not the family that you’re thinking! My new theory is that Madame Web or Mattie Franklin sacrificed themselves to save Spidey, and Krave … Read More

via Miscellaneous Soup’s Blog

Wingardium Leviosaaa…. (via ‘Eh, Potter?)

I love all things Harry Potter.

Do you remember when Hermione gets frustrated with Ron for saying Wingardium Leviosa-a-a-a-a-a in Charms Class with Professor Flitwick? Then, remeber how she says Wingardium Levio-o-o-osa and it works fine? I was thinking, what if you said it without a British accent? How would the charm know to respond? Or not to blow up in Seamus’ face? Maybe Ron was using an ‘accent’ or what if some wizard actually naturally spoke how Ron did? Then what? Accio … Read More

via ‘Eh, Potter?

Candyzilla!!

My candy from the wedding melted, and fused into a ginormous glob of pure evil!!!! It’s Candyzilla!! No kid is safe!!!!! (On the other hand, dentists will be getting more work!)

Zarion out.

Ideas for A Special Event Involving Silicon and I

Silicon and I are twins, so our birthday is on the same date. Here’s some handy ideas for b-day things.

Phineas and Ferb(video game) http://www.amazon.com/Phineas-Ferb-Nintendo-DS/dp/B001H88B2S/ref=sr_1_2?s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1276869668&sr=1-2

The Three Stooges

*Amazon Gift Card(You can find The Three Stooges on Amazon)

Hint, hint. Hint, hint.\

Zarion out.

Hooray for Dadicon!

My Dadicon(i.e. Dad in your language)is the greatest for taking us to see Marmaduke, even if he doesn’t want to see the movie! Gotta go!

Zarion out(in a hurry!)

The Ultimate Mythbusting

I just watched the Mythbuster’s Top 25 special, and I loved it!!! By the way, I taped the episode. It ended at about 11:00 p.m., which is past my bedtime.

Zarion out.

Birthdays Galore!

My birthday(and Silicon’s-we’re twins) is coming up(SPIDER-MAN, THREE STOOGES), and another very special birthday is coming up on the 19th! Garfield’s!!!!!!!!!!!

More DinnerChat With Zarion and The Merry Munchkin(a.k.a. Syrika)

This is a very special DinnerChat blog post, because I’m making dinner!!!!!!! Here’s a special “The Structure of……”, menu style!

The Structure  of………Making Dinner(Menu Style!:))

Appetizer: A Mini-Salad

Main Course: Matzah Balls with Mashed Potatoes

Dessert: A (Chocolate)Surprise

Things About Strings With No Wings or Strings

An alternate title for this post could be “Wingless, Stingless Stringy-Thingy”, but that’s beside the point. The actual point is, I have a new ball of string.


See, isn’t it adorable? The important thing is, I am crazy about string. In fact, I’m an official member of the “Zarion String Club.” I just play with string for the entire meeting. That’s what we all do. The problem is,well, see for yourself.

And this is the unfortunate AFTER picture.

Oh,well. That’s life, I guess. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get Momicon’s best pair of scissors, a blowtorch, and five thousand bags of peanut brittle.(I’m going to need Cuddles’s help with this.)

Za-MMMMMPHHH! MMMMPPPHHH!!!!! Approximately100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000 years later….. Okay, now I’m free. Hey, it’s almost my 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,013th birthday.

Zarion out.(for real this time)

Zarion’s Summer Mail Bag

I have gotten a message from Momicon, asking what I look like on other alternate Sundays, so I answer her question(and other questions about me)during the summer randomly. Here’s the first(and only)question:

Interesting. What do you look like on the alternate Sundays to those? :)

From Momicon, somewhere in the U.S.A.(I’m not telling you where we live.)

Here’s my answer, in the form of a picture.

If you guessed “like a shadowy comic book figure”, then you win!!!!! Here’s a picture of what I look like today. 

Now, here’s a final picture that shows what I look like on my birthday.

Yes, I look like a creepy, smiley-face thingy!

Zarion out.

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Ponypants Invasion

I’m going to have to stop the pictures for awhile. Uncle Ponypants is throwing water balloons at my studio again. He only does this, because I refuse to give him money. The last time I did that, he stole my wallet and shared it with Some Hobo. (Do you remember him? He was on Syrika’s game show for Tinkerbell.)

NOW SHOWING: Humorous Somethings by a name I Don’t Know (via Ponui Theater)

This is incredibly funny.

Hi – Ponui here. I will start appearing more around my theater in the summer. But I am here now, and I give you, the amazing, the stupendous, the… well, I really don’t know what they are called. I would appreciate if someone could tell me. But they sure are funny. Here are some of my favorites. I have never really heard of Quasimodo…. But he does ring a bell. I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn’t help me. I was ju … Read More

via Ponui Theater

Some Pretty(Weird) Pictures of Me

By the way, these pictures are of what I look like on alternate Sundays in the summer.

I have a swelled head, literally.

This is from the time when Cuddles accidentally turned me into a Cyclops. Roar!

Whoops. That’s just the back of my head.

More later.

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Spider-Man + Doctor Octopus(or a new Sinister Six) + A New Arrival to the Osborn Family= “Origin of the Species”

Yes, it’s a new Amazing Spider-Man six-part series! I saw something in one of the covers that made my heart momentarily stop! KRAVEN THE HUNTER!!!! I thought that he was dead, but the description of Amazing Spider-Man‘s “Grim Hunt” said, and I quote, “unholy resurrection” and that there’s going to be a death-but not the family that you’re thinking! My new theory is that Madame Web or Mattie Franklin sacrificed themselves to save Spidey, and Kraven is still alive. Also, Loki still owes Spider-Man a debt, as far as I know, so maybe he’ll save Spider-Man!!!!!!! Happy summer vacation!!!!!!!

School’s out!

Actually, I’m not that excited about it. I’ll miss my teachers and the school library. On the other hand, I am VERY HAPPY to have more free time. Also, on a sadder note, I’m canceling the book series. No one has written any positive comments about it or any comments at all), so I not showing any more stories. This goes forSuperclub X, also, because no one has given me any feedback about it. Finally, the same thing goes for my Scooby-Doo,Phineas and Ferb, and Spider-Man series, also.

Zarion out.

Why Monkeys are Dangerous

10. They will try to eat people in banana suits. (Happy will, at least.)

9. Ditto.

8. Ditto.

7. Ditto.

8. Ditto.

9. Ditto.

10. Ditto.

11. Ditto.

12. Ditto.

13. Ditto.

14. Ditto.

15. Ditto.

16. Ditto.

17. Ditto.

18. Ditto.

19. Ditto.

20. Ditto.

Coincidentally, I was at the “Banana-Costume Bash” with Happy today, and everyone was dressed up as bananas.

Zarion out.

TERROR Times 100

I just researched the accidents at Six Flags, and I have to go there next year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BG

Here’s Syrika with some friendly comments: NOOOO!!!!!! I WON’T LET YOU GOOOO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Bumpy: nooooo! Me wonent let you gooo! nooo!Awwwww, she takes after me. Ehem. NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charities that I Like

Syrika is donating her to Locks of Love again! I support this charity, and I want to donate my hair-if possible. Do they take this length of hair?

“The Lost Hero” Information

You can read at least two chapters of The Lost Hero by going onhttp://camphalfblood.com, and typing in the password “newhero.” Also, you can find a preview of The Atlantic Complexon this website! Happy reading!

Zarion’s Guide to Relaxation

Trust me, this is not a trick. You can relax by taking a nice, long bubble bath with foamy bubbles everywhere and…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-Huh? Who? Where? Sorry, but I’m just really,,xz722222222222222222222222222222222  ÇNHHH TTTTTTTTNTUJVN  99M6OJ9  Okay, I REALLY have t0 stop falling asleep on the keyboard. Basically, sixty minute long bubble baths are key to relaxing rwj igugh[-j=rfqjr qe

Zarion  jf ewfjjm zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(drool)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(snore)zzzzzzzz out.

Green Thumb’s Column: Spider-Man and ????(a.k.a. A Surprise)

Last Week’s Column: Spider-Man

Spider-Man is not my favorite superhero, but he is pretty cool. After all, who else can web-sling? That’s all for this column, folks!

This Week’s Column: ?????

I was a little late with the previous column, because Zarion never told me about the wedding. Anyway, this week’s topic is the talent show! Just a second, Green Thumb. Do you mind if I do this one? Go ahead. THE TALENT SHOW WAS HORRIBLE(except for Syrika’s jokes.) I didn’t get in, but at least four other dancing acts got in!!! Eight, if you count all four people in one of them!!!! Also, someone STOLE MY ROBOT-DANCING ACT!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!!!

Zarion out.(GRR!!!!)

Ode To A Horrible Book Series

Oh, Twilight, I hate thee!

You are rotten, and smell even worse that 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons of dead fish that have been left out in the sun for a week!

You’re the worst thing in the world, ad I rank you withBarney,The Comfy Couch, and other bad things!

You are bad!

I hate you!

Still, no offense to Momicon or Dadicon!

P.S. The movies also make me want to hurl.

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Get Well Soon!

This is a message to my twin brother, Silicon, who is recovering from a minor bit of surgery, sort of like my pre-braces checkup! I hope that you get well and feel better soon!!! Love, ZArion! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Despicable News!

Here’s what the minions are saying t the end of the credits. My source is answers. com!
“That was close.”

“Hey fatty look how far I can reach.”

“I can go further.”

“No, I can go further.”

“Jon! Come judge this.”

“Let the tape measure decide.”

“Tim’s the winner.”

“Take a walk, loser!”

“Behold my plunger.”

“I hate you with all my heart.”

“Fatso wins.”

“Plunger power!”

“Oh poop.”

“I didn’t do it.”

[PAUSE]

“I’m gonna reach the back row with this baby.”

“That’s a new record.”

“What up, audience? Share your popcorn and nachos.”

“You’re going down, skinny boy”

“In your face! I can hear TWILIGHT in the next theater Team Jacob rules!”

“Sir, you’ve made a mockery of our noble contest.”

“I’m gonna puke on the audience!”

[PAUSE]

“Time to show them how it’s done.”

“Eat my dust… Noooooooooo!”

“Oops, I broke the movie.”

[PAUSE]

“Finally, the real show begins.”

“A duck.”

“A seagull.”

“I am Gru. I have male pattern baldness and male pattern fatness.”

Zarion out.

Descpicable or Not Despicable? That is the Question. It is Better to Be Un-Despicable than to be Despicable.

I’m watching Despicable Me today!!! Did you know that the producers of the film are already making a sequel?

Zarion out.

Let’s Party!

My birthday was on Friday last week, and the party is today! Get ready to watch The Three Stooges Go Into Orbit!!

Zarion out.

P.S. I have “blogger’s block.” I can’t think of anything funny.

P.P.S. I am 100.43568673435456w634647679808-6 years old in Planet Potter of the Harry years.

Movie Mayhem!

Pic-a-nic baskets. Parks. Bears. Yes, you guessed! In December, a live-action Yogi Bear movie will be coming out! I can’t wait to see the picnic basket filching!

Zarion out.

Happy Birthday!!!

I’m not sure if Momicon will let me reveal my age, so you’ll have to wait until the next post! Here’s a special birthday song for Silicon!

Happy birthday to you!

You (don’t) smell like a shoe!

You (hardly ever) smell like a monkey,

and you (don’t) look like one, too!*

“The Structure Of…… Me Opening a Birthday Present!”

1. I shake it slightly.

2. I carefully open the gift wrapping.

3. I also carefully unwrap the newspaper.(I like the comics.)

4. I look at the present.

5. I admire it, and say, “Thank you!”

Zarion “B-Day Boy” out.

*Unless you’re wearing a monkey costume.

The Week’s Events

Sorry. I’ve been busy and forgetful. So, on with the show!

July 19- Momicon’s B-Day!

July 20- Nothing special!

July 21– Ditto!

July 22(TODAY)- I go to the store with Momicon for some “special purchases.” (i.e. Archie comics and other stuff)

July 23(TOMORROW)- OUR B-DAY!!!! Happy birthday to Silicon!(And me, of course.)

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The Good(GOOD THINGS?!), The Bad(There was definitely bad things), and The Homesick

I’M BACK!!! Welcome to “Zarion Kreena’s Pros and Cons List of Camp Ramah”!!!!

Pros…………………….Cons

1. Shabbat Brownies                    1. Too much= trouble(i.e. up all night in the bathroom)

2. Pretzels                                        2. Too small

3. (Sometimes) Noodles               3. Everyone would steal the noodle bowl from me.

4. Archie Comics                              4. Repeats

5. Books that I can borrow             5. Sports books

Zarion “Tired” out.

How to Make A Futuristic Post(Hooray for Ponui!)NOTE: THIS IF ONLY IF YOU’RE A WORDPRESS USER AND I AM MAKING THIS POST ON MAY 27, 2010 AND PROGRAMMING THIS FOR THE FOURTH OF JULY, WHICH IS SLIGHTLY, OBVIOUS, I GUESS. SORRY!!!

1. Click ‘Edit’ next to ‘Publish Immediately’ on the right side of your screen.

2.  Change date.

3. Change time.

4. Click ‘Okay.’

5. Publish it.

Happy fireworks! BOOM!!!!

Zarion “Blog-Programming Pyromaniac” out.

Alert! Alert! Mad Syrika on the Loose!!! / Angry Rant #I’ve lost count!!!!!!!

Code Red! Code Red! We have an angry Syrika yelling!!! This is a code “Ponypants!” I repeat, a Code “Ponypants”!!!! A while ago, Syrika had an idea for a “Rainbow Magic” book involving a “Friendship Fairy.” Now, she has discovered that they are using her idea. Let’s let Syrika talk about her feelings right now:

THEY STOLE IT! THEY USED MY IDEEEAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I’m happy! Only, couldn’t they make it Jalie instead of Florence?

Well, Syrika, they both had the letter “f”. Daisy Meadows always does that for her books.

Alliteration, Schmalitterljefrrth! What about Sunny/Yellow? Fern/Green? Sky/Blue? Heather/-

YEAH, WE GET IT ALREADY!!!!!!!

Syrika, let me explain this to you in the simplest way I can. Me caveman. Sky is blue. Sun is yellow. Fern is green. Heather is Violet. Here’s Zarion’s Exception Law for this: Ith declareth thatth forth theth firstth bookth seriesth, theth subjectth willth relateth toth theth subjectth, andth beth theth subjectsth colorth.(Translation: I declare that for the first book series, the subject will relate to the subject, and be the subjects color.)

Abigail=breeze, Pearl=clouds, Ella=rose, Lily=rainforest. + Joy=summer vacation. The end.\

Exceptions to the exceptions.

Zarion out.

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New Phineas and Ferb Information

Do you remember when in the credits for “The Chronicles of Meap” they had a fake trailer for “Meapless in Seattle”? Well, now that’s going to be made into an actual episode!!!

Zarion out.

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AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE EXPANDER IS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! I CAN’T EAT NOODLES, POTATOES, AND PRETZEL RODS!!!!! I”M GOING TO STARVE!!!

Zarion “Mouth Problems” out.

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I’m Back!

There’s a lot to tell about my vacation that ended yesterday, but I’ll wait for another post to tell it to you. Sadly, I might be too woozy and loopy to type properly. You see, I’m getting my expander today.

Zarion “Nervous” out.

Another Vacation!

I recorded a trip to Minnesota, I wrote about our “Wedding Adventure”, and now I’m going to (hopefully) record the first Kreena family trip to Missouri!

Zarion out.

P.S. Hopefully, I can write more tomorrow, when we’re leaving.

Shout-Out Time!

Hello to my Camp Ramah friends! Stay tunes for more humor!

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The Mad Zarion is Back!!!!!

I’ve been running out of ideas, which is why I haven’t been writing. I need a ghost writer. Does anyone know where I can find a friendly ghost, besides Casper? Now, I think that the Ghostbusters are evil. Why? Because I really need to find a ghost, but there’s no ghosts anymore.

What about me?

Hi, I’ll be with you in a second, Mr, Ghost-Wait, you’re a ghost! Yes! I was hoping that I wouldn’t have to break into Hogwarts to convince Nearly-Headless Nick to join me! Are you friendly? Are you funny? Can you convince a certain lazy green monkey named Green Thumb to pay his bills from the International Zarion Blogging Corporation?

Yes, yes, and yes. Bye the way, my name is E. C. Toplasm.

You’re hired!

Zarion(and E.C. Toplasm) out.

The Prologue to my Murder Mystery

Orangey Rickshaw’s Horrifying Tale

 

Prologue: Death?

 

It was a terrifying night to be outside, in the gloom. The air was filled with a musky scent, and the comic shop had an aura of despair coming from it. Yet, there was someone coming anyway. He was a small, rather-twitchy boy wearing a small, lime-green jacket, sweatpants,  and a sweat shirt with the brand name tackily stitched on the front.

“Hello?” he said, trying the door. “Is anyone there? The door’s locked. Hello? My name is Peter Smith, and I came to pick up the book I requested. The new Mega-Person comic?”

Mumbling to himself, he tried the door again, and it swung open as if it had been greased.

“That’s odd.” Peter whispered, even though he was seemingly the only one there. “It was locked before.”

As he slowly shuffled into the dank shop and turned on the light, a pair of eyes watched him, and closed the door, ever so quietly, so he wouldn’t hear it.

“Oh, here it is. Right on the counter.” Peter picked up the package.

Suddenly, the lights turned off!

“Hey, who’s there? I thought this place was empty! M-maybe the owner’s in the back room, p-playing a j-joke on me.” Peter stuttered.

“Oh, you’re not alone, Smith. Not anymore!” A raspy voice shrieked right next to his ear.

A long, drawn-out scream drowned out the rain splashing against the comic shop.

A minute later, the screaming abruptly stopped, light briefly flickered back on, and the “Closed” sign was put up.

 

Soon…..(Deja Vu, Anyone?)

I’ve done that title before, when I alluded to the game shows. Now, I’m alluding to a BIG story. Don’t ruin it in a comment, Syrika!

Zarion out.

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Diary of a Tired Blogger

I’m still exhausted, but here’s some Diary of a Wimpy Kid news. Here’s a link to the trailer to the movie based on the second book.

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Game Show Bloopers From Miscellaneous Soup’s Own Game Shows

Hi. I’m so happy that you could make it to this special event. I first posted a game show last Chanukah, in December. Now it’s 2011, January, and Chanukah is over.WHO CARES??!!! In my mind, it’s still the one year anniversary of Miscellaneous Soup’s game shows. There’s been many, many, many, MANY bloopers in our fairly wacky game shows, and now is the time to show them. Starting with, me re-posting the first game shows.

It’s Finally Here!!

Remember the BIG thing that I was hinting at? Well, here it is!! A game!!! I’m going to do many, many more game shows, so keep your eyes peeled and read my blog!! Now, it’s time for The Dynamite is Right!! I’m your host, Zarion Kreena, and get ready for this EXPLOSIVE new game show!! Here’s our first contestant, Joe Cool! Hello, Joe, and how are you today? I’m fine,Zarion, and I can’t wait to play! Um, what do I have to do?You simply have to spin the wheel made out of lit dynamite, pull one out, and pray that it won’t explode!! Then, if it doesn’t explode, then you have to jump into the ravenous piranha tank. Now, let’s play!! Okay, I’m picking out the TNT 2000, I hope it doesn’t-BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!! Oh, that’s too bad! Hey, take Joe Cool to the nearest hospital. Also, it should preferably be one that specializes in the extraction of dynamite from the nose! Here’s our next contestant! He’s from another dimension, he’s a (fairly)competent superhero, and he also loves pretzels!! Meet Tigerboy! So, Tigerboy, I understand that you belong to the superhero organization known as the Superclub?Yes, I do. Is it also true that you believe that you have a definite chance of winning? Yes. Why? You see, I have a resistance to dynamite, lasers, and basically anything like that. You could say that it’s like the equivalent of Superman’s bullet-proofness. It is one of the advantages of being so tiny. Why are you so small? I’m so small, because-DING-A-LING!!! Oh, that’s all the time we have to chat, time for you to-BOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! Ooh, you didn’t even take the stick of TNT out yet- Holy cow!! You’re not hurt! You just look a little dizzy!!! You do have invulnerability to things like that! Now, let’s see, we only have enough time left  in the show to do our Bonus Round!!!  For the Bonus Round, you just have to eat this eatable dynamite and survive. Munch!! Munch! MMM! Tastes like pretzels!! Yummy!Wow, the show is over, and we have extra time! So, why are you tiny?  You used to be a giant tiger. It’s because that was a different form. “Miniature Tiger” is my main form. Oh. Here’s my secret recipe for “Tigerboy’s Tasty Tacos”, if it makes you feel better. The secret ingredient is-

THE END

Now, the next post might scare you, because it’s a TEXTING DICTIONARY!!!! Those things are evil. Now, shoo, shoo. Read the next re-blogged post.

Zarion Kreena’s Way Cool Texting(And Other Things That I Through In Just For Fun) Dictionary

LOL: Laugh out Loud

ROTFL: Rolling on the floor laughing

OMG: Oh, my gosh.

Critical Mass Weight of Underwear in a Space Suit: You don’t need underwear in a space suit(I think. Man, where was my BIE? That stands for Blog Idea Engineer.)

FYI: For Your Information

Dude: A name that means a friend, or a greeting.

Murgleschmurgleburgle: I made this one up, just because I wanted to. Hey, it’s not as if people can change my posts. I’m the only person who-

Hello. I am Mr.Fancypants VanMurkenmickle, and I would like to introduce you to a new entry that I like to call Masterpiece Theater- The Bloggy Version as only I can do it. Poor Zarion is now running a hot-dog and hamburger stand in Miami. HEY, how did you get back here???!!! No, no! What are you doing with that piece of dynamite from that obnoxious game show entitled

The Dynamite is Right!!

Hello, folks. Zarion is back, and ready to host another game show!!! Our first contestant is our (only) champion dynamite-surviver, Tigerboy!!! Hey, I just realized something. (Sorry for this, creators of Garfield and Friends.) This is one of

Zarion’s Tales of Scary Stuff!!

Someone is watching me. Okay, I’m going to look behind me, and-OHHHH, YEAH!!!!! It’s the new game show!!!

To be continued………

I loved that post. Mr. Fancypants Van Murkenmickle is now locked up in the ‘Special Operations’ booth, because he tried to sneak back in for this celebration. I’m calling the police on him for breaking, entering, not wiping his shoes on the mat, bad breath, and eating too many pieces of beef jerky. Meat is not allowed here, unless it’s for a game show. Now, onto the next game show.

It’s time for another….

Game Show!!!

I’m your host, Zarion Kreena, and it’s time to play Question Commotion!!!! Our first contestant has miraculously survived “The Dynamite is Right”, and will be the Ultimate Zarion Kreena Gaming Champion, until he finally loses a game. And now… LET’S BEGIN!!!!!!! Okay, Tigerboy, your first question is: How do you say “My pants are on fire” in French. Uh, the answer is “Mispantalones estan el fuego.” Correct! Now, what color am I thinking of? Burnt sienna? That’s my final answer. by the way.Right again! Now, here’s your final question. If you get this wrong, you will be attacked by a pack of ravenous Chihuahuas. What is the capital of HFTYT(YAuodghiet0ij-ania? I don’t know.You are correct! The answer is “I Don’t Know”! You win……—Wait, the answer is really “We Don’t Know”. Okay, Chihuahuas… ATTACK!!!! AHHHHHH…. GET THEM OFF!!! I’M TICKLISH!!!

That always cracks me up. The chihuahuas are here, too. Happy is teaching them how to juggle sticks of dynamite. Wait, did I just say what I think I said? Get away, Happy!!! Back, back!!! Tigerboy, where are you? Right here-Hey, why do have to get the magenta coloring?  Cuddles wanted the maroon. Anyway, we have a 201-66-4-4242-Code 99999$$$$POnypanter-Code Puce Delta.Timmy fell into the well again? Not a Code 99999$$$$POnypanter-Code Blechhhh, a Code 99999$$$$POnypanter-Code Puce. Oh. By the way, what’s the code for “Alfred E. Nueman just robbed us?” ALFRED E. NUEMAN JUST ROBBED US?????!!!! Forget the endangered chihuahuas. Lucky(cute, baby bunny; likes gardening, carrots, and helping people) can help them. LET’S GO GET OUR STUFF BACK!!! And the code, for future reference, is “What, Me Worry?” What about the blog? I didn’t want to have to do this…..Cuddles, you’re(gulp; shudder)in charge. YAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO!!!!! Okay, Zarion and Tigerboy, I’ll do my bestest. New re-blogging, away!!!

Syrika’s Angry Rant About Tinkerbell(Post #2 by Syrika)

Razzin frazzin dingdong!!!!!!!!!! Zarionikinz didn’t let me make my own title, grumble grumble. Anyway, this is an angry rant- made INTO A GAME SHOW!!!!!!!!! This is called Nicknames for Numbskulls, and on the first show ever, we’re starring Tinkerbell!!!!! Our first contestant is some hobo we found in a garbage truck. His name is Some Hobo. So, Some, what nickname do you have in mind for our awful enemy?Uhhhh……….Snorksnorksnork Stiggerbell? Okay, Stinkerbell. A very traditional name, I will rate it 5/10. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!  So,our next contestant hopefully will be better than Some Hobo. Introducing…Vidia! So, Vidia, I understand you are also a Never Fairy? Why, yes. And I absolutely loathe Tinkerbell, like I loathe every other fairy in Neverland. So that’s why my nickname for her is Tinklebell.(Note: This is Zarion speaking. That’s creative, but it’s already been in a spoof. Oh well. Sorry.) Well, that is a name, but it’s quite boring…SECURITY! GET HER OUT OF HERE! THREE OUT TEN! THREE OUT OF TEN! Hey, hey, you can’t do this to meee……ARK!!! So, this is our last contestant. I know, I know only three contestants, but we’re tight on money here. Give a warm welcome to….. Evil Flame of Death!! (Note: He speaks in baby-talk/Cuddles-ese. BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!)Hewwo, efwybody. My name for da conteest ees Teenkerbelch!Tinkerbelch, did you say Tinkerbelch? Yes, Teenkerbelch!Tinkerbelch?! YES,TEENKERBELCH!!!!!!!! Tinkerbelch?TEENKERBELCH! TEENKERBELCH! TEENKERBELCH! WOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!! It’s…it’s TEN OUT TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!! And, for the grand finale we have Tinkerbell trapped in a little glass jar! Ahem.. I mean Tinkerbelch! So, Evil Flame of Death, you have the honors of crushing this little fairy that everyone hates! Okay, my pweasure. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Da-da-dah. Da-da-dahhh..Ah, who cares! HOORAY!!! And now, this game show is over!!! Shoo, shoo! Go talk to Zarion! Hey, why do I always say something like that when I end something I am writing on this blog?

Hooray!!! Don’t worry, Tinkerbelch survived. She’s currently locked up in a padded cell, raving things about “getting us back” and “everlasting doom upon us.” Nothing to worry about. Speaking of Syrika, where is she? She’s supposed to help me introduce some new posts. HELP!!! I HAVE A CRISIS!!! I’ll stall for time. Hi, Cuddes. SYRIKA???? No. Lucky. Didn’t Zarion and Tigerboy need my help? You know, chainsaws, dynamite, Chihuahuas? The Chihuahuas are fine; They’re actually trained to do this. I’m worried about Happy destroying the non-stolen things we have in the studio. Find some meaningless task for him to do. OOH! Tell him to count all of the grains of salt in this giant salt shaker. Okay. Let’s re-blog some more posts.

Goodbye forever, (fragmented) baby tooth!

Well, this is it. D-Day. Doomsday. One of the worst things that has ever happened to me in my entire life. Here’s a list, to rove it to you. (Also, this my special 275 post O’ Happiness!!) Beprepared to have lots of fun reading this, while I get a tooth forcibly yanked out of my mouth at the dentist.

The Top Ten/10 Worst Things That Have Ever Happened To Me In My Entire Life :(

1. Camp Ramah A.K.A. The Dreaded Sleep-Away Camp of No Pretzels(TDS-ACNP) AND Getting my teeth yanked out at the dentist.

2. Nearly drowning when I was taking a shower on vacation. (See “We Interrupt This Spoof For A Special Announcement”)

3. Karion taking over this blog.

4. Estimating things in math.

5. The anticipation of having to wait to find out if I’m going to have a good report card.

6. The anticipation of having to wait to see if I’m going to get on the “Honor Roll”.

7. The anticipation of having to wait to see if I’m finally the “Student of the Month”. I’ve never been the “Student of the Month” in seventh grade, so far. :(

8. Coming home from Camp Ramah to find out that Momicon hasn’t gotten my books on hold at the library that she had time to get, but didn’t.

9. A new book was one of the previously mentioned books on hold.

10. Medicine for the dentist, which makes me “calm.”
A Haiku About My Dentist Woes

Oh, no! The dentist!

I don’t want to lose my teeth!

Maybe I should run!!

I’m back. I had to drink that disgusting medicine. Technically, it was the “pain” medicine AND the “calm” medicine. So, in about an hour, I should be calm. Or, as Momicon calls it, loopy. This will most be likely be my last blog post of the day. Speaking of which, I won’t be doing a post on Saturdays until Shabbat ends. Now, onto the topic of this portion of the 275th blog post. Our science teacher thought that it would be fun to have a board game called “Zig Zag.” I don’t know his version of it, but here’s my version.(Note: This could be a game show on my blog, as well as a board game.) There’ll be a huge board with zig-zags all around it. One player will be the hunter, and the rest of the players will be deer. You have to “hide” on the board, and then you have to pick a card. If it says that the hunter finds you, too bad. Your game piece will be disqualified. The game piece who can hide the longest wins. Needless to say, this is some sort of warped hide-and-seek/hunting/any board game where you have to move game pieces combination.

The Structure of…What Happens in My Imagination When You Get A Tooth Taken Out(If you are scared of getting a tooth taken out, like me, do not read this next blog post.)

1.  The dentist locks you in a dungeon, and forces you to lie down. Then, he glues you to the floor.

2. Then, he takes a jackhammer/ pneumatic drill, and drills through your tooth.

3. He takes the tooth out. (In case you’re wondering, YES, I DID HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING LAST NIGHT. Thank you for listening. Sorry if you have a dentist thing coming up soon.

Hey, Toothy! Oh, great. Karion’s here. You can’t do any more posts on this blog. Why? I still have at least 2 left. I haven’t been keeping track. For one thing, I want you to leave. I own this blog now. Also, you’re going to the dentist. I’m predicting that you’ll be so loopy from the medicine that you’ll forget about this blog which is now MINE!!!!!!! Drat. (S.E. Time!!!! <Sound Effects!!>Boot! Crash!!) That’s all for this post!!! Here’s the final comment, EVER, from Zarion. Oh, come on! Even Rat, from Pearls Before Swine is having a better day then me! Look!(His poor aunt. :( )

Darn. The colors aren’t working. Oh well. YAY, Syrika! Let me get you up to date on what’s happening. Alfred E. Nueman just robbed us, Zarion and Tigerboy are getting our equipment back, and Lucky is stalling Happy from doing stupid things by making him count all of the grains of salt in this giant salt shaker.DONE! 9,000,000457,897,459,462,700.Hey, folks, it’s Syrika here, with another round of, “Nicknames for Numbskulls!” Actually, we’re still re-blogging old posts. You can wait for a minute or too.

“Pre-Made” Post: Illogical Math-CELEBRITY EDITION(as in, new people and old people being introduced, not celebrities.)Part 1

I have a special treat for you!!

ILLOGICAL MATH-CELEBRITY EDITION

Here’s our guests.

*Some Hobo (Gurgle. Hi. Burp. Snork.)

* Mrs. Valley Girl (I, like, love, this, like totally, cool, likelikelikelikelike, blog, like totally. Like.)

*Mr. Ponypants (I am a mad scientist! KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

*Mrs. Ponypants (Arnie, you take off that stupid suit and do the dishes!)

* Uncle Ponypants (I’m in this for the cash.)

*Cuddles (GIMME PEANUTS! Syrika knew that I was going to say that.)

* Mr. Ponypants Jr. (I wanna eat an ewephant.) (Cuddles says AAAAAAHHH in the third person!!!) That last statement was from Cuddles.

Anyway, here’s our show, well, Part 1 anyway. So, Mrs. Valley Girl. What’s pony-PONY!!!!!?? YYYYYAYYYYY!!!! Not now, Cuddles. As I was saying, what’s pony plus tomato minus frog?It’s. like, the, square, like, root, like, of, like, pi, like, also,-Times up! The answer was actually “lemon.” You’re out! Oh, by the way, if you get out, thwn you have to be teleported out by our technicians expert. Ready, Happy? Yup. (BBBBBZZZZZZTTTTTTTT!!!) Uh, Happy, that was the “Mars” button. You just sent Valley Girl to Mars. Who cares? Good point. Cuddles, your turn! Now, what’s pickle times eleventy-seven minus-SQUIRRELS!!!! You’re right, but I’m going to have to take off points for shouting out. Darn. Next!

To be continued……


Celebrity Game Show: Part 2

Hello, fans of the game show format! Here’s the next part of our wonderful game show! (In case you want to know why it’s a multi-parter, it’s because every time someone gets eliminated, I end it. I guess it’s sort of like SurvivorTotal Drama World Tour,Total Drama ActionTotal Drama Island, and commercials. (There. Are you happy, Syrika?)

Here’s the special challenge for this next section. We have to eat wacky foods. Wike an ewephant? No, Ponypants Jr. NOT like an elephant.  Anyway- -IF YOU TAKE ONE BITE OF ME, YOU DIE!!!Okay, that’s IT! Cuddles, put the flamethrower down. We can settle this peacefully. The first contestant is………………………………………….MMrs. Ponypants!!! Oh, why thank you. (Snort, snort. Boogers fall out, and slime oozes out.) Aw, shucks. What do I have to eat? Ground llama bits with essence of manure. WAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU THINK THAT’S A CHALLENGE??!! I EAT THAT ALL THE TIME! She’s lying.Shut up, Junior. Gimme!! (Snorf, glarble, mobley rgrhglis g;ktwrgr, chomp.) Urp. Uh, I think that I-BBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Well, that’s it for this section. Come back for more Miscellaneous-ness! Bye!

100th Post Anniversary

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Hey, peoples!!! (That’s a real word.) This is my hundredth blog post!!! Here’s some commentary from Syrika on this milestone. (Note: This isn’t the BIG thing. That’s coming later.:)) “YAHOOOOOOOO HUZZAHHHHHH!!! REJOICE!!!!!!!! I’M HUNGRY. No, really, I’m starving. GIMME FOOOOOOOOD!!!!! With love, from Syrika. Now go away. Talk to Zarion. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!” Wow. That was….. interesting, to say the least.(No offense Syrika, go eat if you are hungry.) Now, here’s some commentary from Cuddles&Company.

Cuddles:Zary has a blog. Me wanna see it!! (Note: They are all babies, so you might hear some baby talk.) Oh, YOU MEAN I’M BEING QUOTED, AND EVERYONE CAN HEAR WHAT I’M SAYING RIGHT NOW? Oh, well in that case Zarion has his pajamas on inside out, and I LOVE peanuts.

Happy:EXTREME SPORTS WULE!!!!

Lucky: I’m on your bwog? WAHHH!!!!!!!! I’m scared!!! Also, I wike gah-dening. Googoo, go gaa. annana weewee.

Jeremy: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ(Note from Zarion:Wake up, Jeremy!!)

Now, here’s a story, that is based on a comic I once drew.

Ponies

Cuddles was walking in the park, sadly. “Sigh,” he thought,”I wish I could find apony to hug, love, and name George Finkleberry the Eleventy-Seventh of The Month of Ponyianscuddlesrules-Bobbyjoe.” Nearby, Happy was spying on Cuddles, and a prank formed in his cute little mind. Quickly, he gathered up Jeremy and Lucky, put them(and himself) into a pony costume. Cuddles saw the pony and SHRIEKED!! Now, even though this was an obvious pony costume, complete with patches, paint, and a tag that said “Happy’s Pony Costume” Cuddles, really wanted to hug the pony. Cuddles chased the “pony.” It ran. Cuddles chased. It ran. Cuddles chased. It ran. Cuddles caught up to Happy in the costume, and then Happy and Jeremy sensibly zipped open the pony costume. Lucky, on the other hand, didn’t use the zipper and simply ripped right through it. Cuddles yelled in terror when the costume opened up, and that’s, unfortunately, when the Animal Control officers came up. They took out a 50-foot long needle to tranquilize the 3 frightened still-in-costume babies. Obviously,another chase ensued. Cuddles, tried to help, but his “help” ended up with all four babies going to jail. As they were thrown into their cell, Cuddles said anxiously,”If you see Zawion, pwease tell him that I escaped from my bath, and locked the bathroom door.

The End

Ah, wasn’t that great? I think it was. Now, it’s time for a poem entitled Cuddles, which was, course, written by Cuddles himself.

Cuddles

I love peanuts! Oh, yes I do!!

I also love getting cuddled, it’s very true!!

Cuddles, cuddles, cuddles, cuddles, YEAH!

The End.

That was very, um, good,Cuddles. Well, now I’m not a philosopher, but I believe that reading a person’s blog can tell you about their mind. That means that I am TOTALLY INSANE!!!!!!!!!! MWU-HAH-HAH-HAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! To end this post here is a bunch of seemingly random words.

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Finally. Anyway, as I was saying, here’s another round of “Nicknames for Numbskulls!” And the unlucky annoying thing in this round is……. Caillou!!!!!!!!! Right now, he is trapped in a giant glass pickle jar screaming for help in his annoying bratty baby lisp. Here are our lucky contestants:

Some Hobo: (wheeze, snurf) Hi. (haaaaack)

Mr. Enchilada: Hey, I’m new. Eat healthy and exercise! (He’s a health freak. Ironic, considering that enchiladas are not very  good for you.)

Li’l Miss Sunshine: I’m here to spread joy and happiness! Lalalalalalalallalalalalala

Uncle Ponypants: I’m in this for the cash. Gimme.

So, here we go! The first  contestant to think up a name for the dreaded Caillou is Some Hobo. Hi. (Snaaaark) By dabe fo Caillou (Hoork) is Pigstyou. (Whaarrk) Eww. Hairball. Look, (bLARK) it’s spongy. Pokie, pokie. Lick. Yummy. A little hairy. Wanna try? (Sneeze) I sdeezed od it. I hab a colb. Oooookay, interesting. Tell me why you chose the name “Pigstyou.” It was da only thig I could say without soudig fuddy. Fuddy? Sure why not. Next person-er, thing. Mr. Enchilada! Hi. My name was going to be Eat-Healthyyou, but I changed it to Caipoo. It’s a good thing you did-Uh, I mean- Nice name! I like it. Next! Just one more thing. Remember to-Yeah, we know. Eat healthy and  exercise. NEXT!!!!!! Li’l Miss Sunshine! Hi! My name is, “Nicey-nice lovable boy!” Yippee! WHAT!?! WHAT?!? WHAT!?! WHAT?!?Yep! Remember, be happy! To be quite frank, that was awful Even Pigstyyou is better. (snononooperjhfekhf) Hey! Who’s next? Ah, Uncle Ponypants. I’m not your uncle. Why does everyone call me that? Sheesh. Anyway, my name is Grimyou. Why not? He’s a grimy little wiener. It’s worthy of a cash prize. Really. Seriously, hand over that green stuff! Raaaah!!!!!!!!! Enough! You’ll get a prize if you win. Now, the judges will evaluate the winner. The judges are me, Caillou, The Grim Reaper Cookie, and Li’l Mutton. Now we will decide. (Crash. Whisper, whisper, Gross! How about _____?  Noo!!! I don’t want a winner. I want my mommy!!! Okay, let’s do_______ Agreed? Good. Unanimous!) Okay, the winner is…. Some Hobo!!!!

Really? (sneeze, snaaaarkkles) REALLY? Yeah,  I WOLKSDFK.GLBH WON! haaaaaaackhjlf Woooooo!  And the winner…. Does NOT get to hurt Caillou! WHAT? Yes! Instead, the winner gets to torture the incredibly annoying……… To be continued!

Cuddles is back. Those were the first two sections. “Old Game Shows”and “New Game Shows.” Cuddles’s  favorite part was when Some Hobo got scratched by an angry cat right before the show started. He’s mutating and he has a cold. Cuddles also likes speaking in the first person. Hi. I’m back. Our equipment is back, and MAD Magazine is apologizing for Alfred E. Nueman’s thievery. Ahem. Oh, right. And now, the bloopers! Awhile back, Miscellaneous Soup Inc. wanted to do a quiz show. We gathered up the people most likely to read this blog, and asked them if they wanted to see a game show. Our top Blog-reader-People Finder(a.k.a. Happy) randomly gathered up people from the street. Among those are…..Some Hobo, a wild dingo, twelve escaped criminals, three stooge-type people, Jughead Jones, Archie Andrews, an angry mob, Dora the Explorer, Mr. Ponypants, a duck, and a partridge in a pear tree. To put it bluntly, everybody thought it would be bad idea. So, we did it anwway!!! Here’s the stupid answers our lucky contestants gave in the Miscellaneous Soup Quiz Show! Or, to put it shortly, the MSQS.

Q: What is a pony?

A: A thing that barks.

Q: What is the  capital of Iowa?

A: France.

Q: Who is Zarion?

A: A tree.

….And  as I was saying, the person who Some Hobo the winner gets to torture is………Li’l Miss Sunshine!!!!!! What????? Noooo!Oh, yes!!! Hahahahahaha!!! The second winner gets to torture Caillou! And that would be……… You, Mr. Enchilada, of course! ‘Caipoo’ is genius, but ‘Pigstyou’ is even geniuser! Congrats! And now, Uncle Ponypants, as a consolation prize, you have the honors of reaching into The Bucket O’ Torture to find out what Li’l Miss Annoying here gets to do! Do I get paid to do it? No.Dang. And the torturement is…. You are locked in a padded cell with sad music playing and a minature raincloud pouring rain, snow, and
hail on you  wherever you try to go! Won’t that be fun?Noooooo!!!!!! The sadness1 I’m not supposed to be sad! I’m gonna… gonna…. BOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! She spontaniously combusted. Wheee! While we call an ambulance to pick up the raining pieces of Li’l Miss Sunshine falling everywhere, Uncle Ponypants will choose what Mr. Enchilada gets to do to Caillou! Get me out of here! Uncle Ponypants, if you please….. Ah! Good punishment. And it is….. Getting his soul sucked out by The Grim Reaper Cookie! Mwahahahahahaha. I will finally have someone’s soul.AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE SJFKJNVGGH. Mwahahahahaha. I have no soul. What (snooork)  about me? I didn’t get to (hoooonk) do anything. LMS spontaniously combusted. You get to put her back together, tickle her to pieces with a Tickler 5000, put her together again, and THEN stuff her in a padded cell with a rain cloud, sad music, and as a bonus, Justin Bieber singing! Noo!!!!! Why me! Not Justin Bieber! What have I done to deserve this? All I’ve done was run around singing stupid songs! That’s your problem. Alright, join us next time, folks, for another episode of ‘Nicknames for Numbskulls!’ hosted by Syrika Kreena! See you later! Bye! Syrika out.
We’re back. I’m in a grey color this time, because I’m exhausted from singing “We’re Floating in a Ship; Rumpa, Rumpa, Rumpa.” I’m sorry, but Tigerboy can’t be here right now. He remembered that the transcript for the Phineas and  Ferb parody isn’t here yet. I’ll do it tomorrow, maybe. It’s time for an energy recharge.
Zarion out.

BREAKING NEWS: We Interrupt The Making of the Game Show Bloopers For This BREAKING NEWS: We Interrupt The Making of the Game Show Bloopers For This BREAKING NEWS: We Inter…..

My expander is GONE!!!!!!! Also, “Maddy”(fake name; someone from school)made an interesting observation. The Spongebob episode “Squeaky Boots” has some interesting parallels with Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart.”

Zarion out.

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The Original Lyrics From The Actual Song

The beat is far from perfect, and some people who actually like the song will get offended, but here’s the actual lyrics for those of you who want to see how similar the lyrics really are.

I-I-I-I-I-I
I came to dance-dance-dance-dance
I hit the floor cause that’s my plans plans plans plans
I’m wearing all my favorite brands brands brands brands
Give me some space for both my hands hands hands hands.
Yeah, yeah.

Cause it goes on and on and on.
And it goes on and on and on.
Yeah.

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying ay-oh, gotta let go.
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying ay-oh, baby let’s go.
Cause we gon rock this club
We gon’ go all night
We gon’ light it up
Like it’s dynamite.
Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
We gon light it up
Like it’s dynamite

I came to move move move move
Get out the way of me and my crew crew crew crew
I’m in the club so I’m gonna do do do do
Just what the came here to do do do do
Yeah, yeah

Cause it goes on and on and on.
And it goes on and on and on.
Yeah.

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying ay-oh, gotta let go.
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying ay-oh, baby let’s go.
Cause we gon rock this club
We gon’ go all night
We gon’ light it up
Like it’s dynamite.
Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
We gon light it up
Like it’s dynamite.

I’m gonna take it all like
I’m gonna be the last one standing
I’m alone and all I
I’m gonna be the last one landing.
Cause I-I-I believe it
And I-I-I, I just want it all, I just want it all.
I’m gonna put my hands in the air
Ha-hands hands in the air
Put your hands in the air-air-air-air-air-air-air-air

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying ay-oh, gotta let go.
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying ay-ooh, baby let’s go.
Cause we gon rock this club
We gon’ go all night
We gon’ light it up
Like it’s dynamite,
Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
We gon light it up
Like it’s dynamite

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Dynamite Parody(The Song AKA The Accursedly Irritating Bane of My Existence)

Dynamite

I-I-I-I-I-I-

I came to rant-rant-rant-rant-rant

I’m making this because this song makes ants in my pants pants pants pants

I’m eating all of my favorite foods foods foods foods

Give me some space for an enormous portion of angel hair pasta

Yum, yum.

Because this song gets stuck in my head

over and over and over and over!!

I throw my string up in the air sometimes

Saying “Uh-oh”, I’m tangled up in the air-oh!

I wanna run away

saying, “I’m free! This is out of my head!”

Cause I’m going to  celebrate all night

And party while watching Harry Potter!

Like it’s my birthday.

I’ve yelled it once

and posted it on Facebook twice

I’m going to celebrate

Like it’s my birthday(because it’s not stuck in my head)

I came to blog blog blog blog blog

So come read this blog with me and Tigerboy

I’m really excited, so here’s what I’m going to do

Make a blog post featuring Miscellaneous Soup’s game show bloopers-Woohoo!!

YES, revenge!

Because this song gets stuck in my head

over and over and over and over!!

throw my string up in the air sometimes

Saying “Uh-oh”, I’m tangled up in the air-oh!

I wanna run away

saying, “I’m free! This is out of my head!”

Cause I’m going to  celebrate all night

And party while watching Harry Potter!

Like it’s my birthday.

Tigerboy’s gonna take all of the copies of this song

and eliminate them all with the last TNT(dynamite, the object) stick the Miscellaneous Soup studio has left

and alone in the laboratory where the Mythbusters sometimes do experiments

we’re going to disintegrate them!

Cause I-I-I believe that this song is horrible

And I-I-I, I just want it all, I just want  it all DESTROYED!!!

Tigerboy’s gonna press the button

Pre-press the button

Press the button-button-button-button-button-button

I run away in panic sometimes(like right now)

saying “Run! It’s about to work!”

I want to celebrate and live my dream

of this song being gone forever-oh!

Cause Tigerboy and I are going to rock this world

Cheering and laughing in evil glee all night

We’re gonna light it up

Like it’s dynamite

Because I blogged it once

and posted it on Facebook twice

We’re going to get rid of this song

with some disentegrate-inatoring(sorry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz)!!!

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Thank You Notes to School Friends

Thank you to Nieren, for listening to my complaining about my headache.

Thank you to Savanna(fake name) for helping me with an urban legend. (The one that middle school girls gossip.)

That’s all, for now.

Zarion  out.

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Great Debate: Tigerboy and E.C. Toplasm

Hello, folks. I’m Tigerboy. Zarion took a short nap, and is now on a psychopathic rampage, because he can’t sleep. Therefore, I will lead this.

Pish, posh. I shall lead this. I am, after all, his chosen cohost.

Yeah right. I’ll believe that when Cuddles actually cooks some good food. And, let’s face it, he’s a BABY ELEPHANT.

It’s me, Jeremy, Cuddles made a delicious cookie just now. Yummykins.

As I was saying, I’ll believe that when I have proof.

Fine. Here’s a reprinting of the post where he mentioned it.

The Mad Zarion is Back!!!!!

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I’ve been running out of ideas, which is why I haven’t been writing. I need a ghost writer. Does anyone know where I can find a friendly ghost, besides Casper? Now, I think that the Ghostbusters are evil. Why? Because I really need to find a ghost, but there’s no ghosts anymore.

What about me?

Hi, I’ll be with you in a second, Mr, Ghost-Wait, you’re a ghost! Yes! I was hoping that I wouldn’t have to break into Hogwarts to convince Nearly-Headless Nick to join me! Are you friendly? Are you funny? Can you convince a certain lazy green monkey named Green Thumb to pay his bills from the International Zarion Blogging Corporation?

Yes, yes, and yes. Bye the way, my name is E. C. Toplasm.

You’re hired!

Zarion(and E.C. Toplasm) out.

Ha. I win.

To be continued….along with Zarion account of the bloopers within this blog-AAAAHHH!!!!

THIS BLOG POST IS BEING HALTED; TIGERBOY HAS USED AN GOST_DESTROYER 2000 ON E.C. TOPLASM. UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, PLEASE DIRECT YOURSELF TO THIS BLOG(www.ponui.wordpress.com) OR WATCH THIS VIDEO FROM YOUTUBE.

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What is “Bloggiesta?”

I read about “Blogiesta” on this blog.http://leeswammes.wordpress.com/2011/01/15/bloggiesta-is-coming/

Apparentally, it’s for improving your blog. Well, this blog doesn’t need any improvement. Sure, the “Funny quotes from Mr. Musch” page has two quotes, but I lost the paper. Sure, there’s a post still not here(Great Debate), and Karion keeps threatening to destroy Miscellaneous Soup, Inc. Sure, I still haven’t put the story of Karion’s defeat on this blog. Actually, I have a good reason for that. The Superclub still hasn’t released it to the public yet. Even with all the mistakes I’ve made with this wonderful blog(5,282,000,000,222,222,222,222 to be exact), this blog is still wonderful.

Zarion our. (5,282,000,000,222,222,222,223)
Zarion out.

COMING UP: BLOOPERS FROM PAST GAME SHOWS ON MISCELLANEOUS SOUP

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More Parodies

Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Pancakes Radio, and I am your host, Zarion. And this is my cohost, the Otherzarion(creepy music).  Say hello. Hi. I’m also known as Tige-No! Don’t ruin the parody by saying your name! Sorry, but I didn’t want to do this in the first place. “Tigerboy Potter and the Pretzel of Wonderment” sounded so much better. Story time, listeners.

“A Very Long and Detailed Story”

Once upon a time, the end.

THE END

Well, another podcast is in the can. Bye, and thanks.

Zarion out, and thanks for putting up with this shameless mockery of Griddlecakes Radio.

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Poetry In Motion…Or Maybe Not.

I have devised, with my twisted sense of humor-Wait, that might not be accurate. Someone told me today that it was sophisticated, I call it twisted, juvenile, silly, creepy, etc. Anyway, I have composed a parody of “Mary Had a Little Lamb”, starring Cuddles, a cute, adorable, rambunctious baby elephant who makes food so bad that it comes to life. (Ex: Gumbo Surprise)

Cuddles Had A Little Gumbo Surprise

Cuddles had a little Gumbo Surprise,

with a, um, blobby texture as disgusting as raw sewage.

One day it followed him to preschool,

And ate some cows on the way there.

His teachers promptly said, “AAAHH!!! It’s eating the furniture! Take it away!”

Cuddles took it away,

But it came back and ate “Uncle Bubba’s Preschool for Rambunctious Tots.”

THE END

Well, that was sad. Poor school. Poor teachers. Poor Cuddles.

Zarion out.

Holiday

Happy MLK Jr. Day! From what I know of this planet, Martin Luther King is a great American hero.

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Alert! Alert!

If you are reading this, then some idiot is ripping off Phineas and Ferd! You do not know who Tigerboy is! Remember that! Don’t let the FPHI(Federal Phineas and Ferb InkBots) get you! They were created by me! Go watch Spongebob, or something! Deny that you know Tigerboy! Ony stop denying when I tell you to! Wait until this whole thing blows over!!!!!

Zarion out.

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Story Chat With Tigerboy

Hello, hello, hello. I’m sure Zarion told you about my fabulous story? It’s being compiled from the Superclub Archives as I speak. Basically, have you heard of Phineas and Ferb? Well, there’s going to be a new episode on the 28th called “Rollercoaster: The Musical.” I’m  ripping it off, subtly. Very subtly. MWUAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! But, it’s real. So, expect a new story to come on the 28th.

Bye, the way, in the actual episode, Phineas and Ferb decide to make a rollercoaster again…..but in a musical form!!!

TIgerboy out.

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More Funny TV Quotes

I was watching some Seinfeld, and that’s when it it me. Some very nice person put a comment on my blog, saying that my post helped him/her sleep. In that case, I will do my civic duty and make everyone fall into a peaceful slumber with my chosen quotes. Now, relax, yawn, and enjoy. Just don’t fall asleep on a sled, while you’re sledding, because you’ll get hurt. Trust me on this one.

“Kramer, I’ve been reviewing your work. And, quite frankly, it stinks.” Kramer’s boss. Seinfeld “The Clip Show, Part 1.”

“I don’t even put evil on my profile anymore, because it attracts so many weirdos.” Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s unnamed potential wife.Phineas and Ferb “Chez Platypus.”

“Hey, Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today..Run!” Phineas Flynn, Phineas and Ferb, “The Chronicles of Meap”

“You know, if that thing falls to Earth, Candace is in charge.” Phineas Flynn, looking at a satellite. Phineas and Ferb, “Rollercoaster”

“Of course I got in trouble! Teachers tend to get upset when you put their heads on the bodies of big, fat animals!” Carly Shay.“iPilot”, iCarly.
“Mr. Krabs! We just escaped from an angry mob of deep sea bumpkins!” Spongebob. “Trenchbillies”, Spongebob Squarepants.
“You got a problem with Woody Woodpecker?” Kramer. “The Mom and Pop Store”, Seinfeld.
Bye, loyal readers of Miscellaneous Soup. I’ll be back soon with a brand new story! Tigerboy will give you the details on Sunday!
Zarion out.

A TIGERBOY Guide to Cleaning your Room

And, yes, I am stealing this from MAD magazine, complete with capitalizing the word “Tigerboy.”

1. Blow it up.

2 Repeat when necessary.

3. Make a new one.

That’s it. Well, what did you expect? I had some extra dynamite lying around.

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Sadness

Bad things are happening. Bubbles(our baida fish, who’s mostly Syrika’s) hardly scrambled for his food today, and Tigerboy is regressing into a mutant pony due to an accident with Gumbo Surprise. Perspective is everything.

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Food, Food, Food, Food, and Nothing Else

Hello. Here’s the dinner menu.

*French Fries

*Hot Dogs

*Hamburgers

*Salad(maybe)

*Pickles

That’s it, as far as I know.

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A Few Words From Bumpy

Bumpy is Syrika’s pet baby Boompacay, and is incredibly adorable. I forgot to mention her last night. Here’s her words in-Wait, what color? White? No one can see that. Bye the way, it’s Zarion. Tigerboy is in the process of removing himself from a pickle jar. Don’t ask. Purple is a good, NEW choice, Bumpy.

puuuuuurrrrrrrppppplllllllleeeeeeeee niiiiiicee. It look like magicbewy. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Dada. Dodo. Dede. Didi. Dudu Dada.

Bumpy out!!!!!!!!!! Heeheeheeheeheeheeeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehheeee Ha!

Movies, Chickens, and Mr. Ponypants-What more could a Miscellaneous Soup reader/subscriber want? The review, or course!

Ah,movies. Most of them are cool, but if I haven’t mentioned this before,I have a feud with the Drgna Pdsiar(scrambled name) Press movie reviewer. His name(that I have changed, for Internet safety) is Joe. Joe and I have a longstanding tradition. I give kid’s movies good reviews when he thinks they’re no better than Uncle Ponypant’s credit at the bank(Note: Uncle Ponypants is not a relative of mine), and when I give movies reviews that are scathing, he loves them. Only a few times, we have agreed. Ratatouille and Toy Story Three were those films.

But, what I really want to talk about is, the movie I’m making with Polka. It starts out with us searching for Scooby-Doo, who is a criminal in this dimension. We search for him, with a lot of slapstick comedy(It’s based off of the Three Stooges.), and I end up dragging Cuddles down the stairs, and her injures me. I’m not telling everything, though, because I might end up putting a  link of it on here, if we put it on YouTube. Being from another planet, I think that YouTube is quite strange. Anyway, here’s some teasers to get you interested.

1. You will see my face, in human form.(You don’t want to know what my other form is. Ughhhh….. Picture a giant squid, and a cockroach mixed together.)

2. Slapstick comendy.

3. I beat people with a Webkinz chicken. (Remember Chicken Pot Pie?)

4. It’s funny.

5. Just watch it, or I will send flying Ponypantses to your house, armed with Cuddles’s famous Gumbo Surprise.

Now onto an unpleasant subject: Does anyone remember Green Thumb? Hey, I see you, there, in Iowa! DON’T TRY TO PRETEND YOU DON’T REMEMBER! No offense, though. Anyway, he’s a pyschopathic, greedy, insane green monkey. (Green Thumb, not the Iowan.) He has permission for one more blog post, until he behaves. If he tries to cheat, Tigerboy will be ready, with the land mines. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Review time!!!!

Main Residents of This Blog:

*Zarion-I am the host, nor co-host of Miscellaneous Soup, Inc. Also, I adn insane, and loves pretzels(I’m eating some as I type this), string, books, reading, writing, and Harry Potter books.

*Syrika-sometimes blogger, sister. Sort of like me, but a wizard with Legos.

*Rica-twin to Syrika, younger brother, likes to pretend to run us over with his scooter.

*Silicon-My twin brother, I’m his brother, he has the unique ability to read with his hands.

*Momicon-Mother of the four of us. Loves Oprah, reading and playing with us.

*Dadicon-Dad of the four of us. Loves Star Trek, Star Wars, chess and checkers.

Recurring People:

*Tigerboy-has the same personality as me, and is now the cohost.

*Green Thumb-see above, two sections ago, after the movie things..

*Mr. Ponypants-Pure evil. ‘Nuff said.

*Uncle Ponypants-money-hungry, manipulative, leech.

*Mrs. Ponypants, Children Ponypants-a combination of their Uncle, and Mr. Ponypants, personalitywise.

* Cuddles-cute, sweet, and mischievious baby elephant. Bad cook. Don’t try the Gumbo Surprise.

*Grim Reaper Cookie-a new person, introduced in this post. Catchphrase of “I will have your soul.” Appearance: A chocolate chip cookie, wears a hoodie, and carries a sycthe.(Did I spell that the right way? Mental Note: Look it up.) Made by Happy.

*Happy-Baby monkey. His name was formerly “Happy Birthday”, but changed his name, because it’s too long and unwieldy. Destructive, cute, fun to play with if you’re a maniac like Tigerboy.

*Lucky-baby bunny, cute, sweet, loves gardening.

*Jeremy-Cute, sweet, baby frog.(He’s not a tadpole, just a baby frog.) He loves crackers.

*Tyrone Turkey(no offense to anyone named Tyrone)-turkey who, last seen, but not posted, in Las Vegas being served on Thanksgiving. Poor Tyrone. He survived a shark, Cuddles’s cooking, Cuddles trying to cook him, and mutant dinosaur potato chips(Don’t ask. If I get up the nerve, I might tell you the horrifying tale of woe.), only to end up eated by gamblers.

*Some Hobo-That’s really his name, honest. He appears sometimes, in some game shows.

*Karion-He rips off my blog. Now, he’s in jail, thanks to Tigerboy and the sensational Superclub.

*Nieren-A friend of mine.

*Ponui-Another friend of mine.

People Who Were Mentioned Only Once:

* The person who helped me with my uplifting story about romance and talking shoes. It’s on this blog, search for it.

*Tinkerbell-Killed on our game show called “Nicknames For Numbskulls.” Barney’s next, if I have anything to say about it.

*Annoying teenage valley girls who say “like” too much-’Nuff said. Also on a different game show.

*Looney Tunes-I forget where. Look it up in the search engine.

That’s all I c0uld remember. If I’ve missed someone, tell me in a comment.

Zarion out.

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“No soup for you!” My Favorite TV Quotes

“At least I’m safe inside my mind. ” Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants, episode where Patrick is copying him

“At least I’m safe inside my mind.” Patrick, Spongebob Squarepants, see previous thing

“No soup for you!” the mean soup chef, Seinfeld, “The Soup Nazi”

“I’m B.L.A.R.F.(read: blarf)ing, I’m B.L.A.R.F.ing!” Candace Flynn,Phineas and Ferb, “The Secret of Success”

“Don’t worry, Ferb can communicate with dolphins.” Phineas Flynn, Phineas and Ferb, “Voyage to the Bottom of Buford”

You’re right, Zarion. Those were good. And do you know what else is good?

The upcoming “Great Debate” and review of almost everyone on the blog?

Yes!!!!

To be continued……

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Winter Vacation

Well, during my break, the car blew a fuse, and we had to camp out in a convenience store. On the other hand, I played with my cousins, met Ponui who was coincidentally there, and watched A(fake name)make prank calls.

Photos of Zarion

This is me. I had a long night. The hand is Tigerboy, in a costume.

Zarion out.

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Stooges Mayhem

http://www.youtube.com/e/u4ZgVRJ-H8U

 

 

Congratulations, you have found the first clue!

Now, you must find the story with math and maybe a shoe or two!

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Yet Another Shoutout

Hi, Camp Ramah friends.

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Tigerboy Chat

Hi, it’s Tigerboy. I really like the new theme. Happy, I will get my revenge on you soon. Coming up, you’ll see a “Great Debate” and a refresher on who’s who. I’m a nine-inch tall humanoid tiger, and Happy is a crazy, prank-playing monkey. That’s a bonus.

Tigerboy out.

Movie O’ Madness(And a happy 2011!)

My friend Anonymous and I have been making a movie. Also, I have slightly run out of ideas for Miscellaneous Soup, Inc. So, I have relinquished half of my control over to someone who’s even more crazy than me. No, not Happy, not Cuddles, and definitely not Mr. Ponypants! The last time he joined, the blog was ruined for April 1st, just when I had a really good prank planned. The co-host is……….Tigerboy!

Hi. I can’t wait to celebrate the new year with this blog. Hey, Zarion, do you remember those great ideas that you had but couldn’t remember?

No.

I remembered them!!! Stay tuned, folks, for explosions, fake video games, and parodies of things! (Don’t sue me, Mad magazine! Please!)

Tigerboy, will you say it, or should I?

Let’s both say it!

ZARION (AND TIGERBOY) OUT!

That was really fun, Zarion. We should have this Prank Post for April Fools’ Day, where a fake giant monster-Wait, is the microphone still on? Oops. I’m just going to turn it off quickly. Hmmm….. OOH! A shiny button! What does this do??!!

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!

stoP sdrawkcotS

I’m speaking backwards for my titles today.

Zarion out.

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Holiday

Happy President’s Day!

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{Problem: Green Thumb’s Blog} {Solution: DESTROY IT!!!}

Hello, readers. We have a problem named Green Thumb. I urge you all to subscribe to his blog just for the purpose of leaving annoying comments. I certainly will. Tigerboy? Yes? Infiltrate the blogging headquarters, and plant this virus inside. Goody! A spy mission!

Zarion out.

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Green Thumb’s Column: Tigerboy

Tigerboy is a whiny slug! I’m right here, and tired of you insulting me. I’m going to make the security robots kick you out! W-wait, you can’t do that! BJJINNNNG!! Security robots activated……..Fine! I’ll start my OWN blog!

To be continued……

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An Explanation For My Twisted Sense of Humor

I have a really warped sense of humor, which a lot of you probably know by now. My explanation is that I saw Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events at the tender of seven. Also, this accounts for why I think this video is hilarious.

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Green Thumb’s Column: Valentine’s Day

As you know, I have started up my new and improved column again. Send me your questions/topics, and I will answer them as clearly as I can. For now, I shall offer my opinion on the red heart holiday.

I love it!

This year, a secret admirer gave me 20,000 valentines, a rose, and a can of liquid pretzels to ward off Tigerboy. He’s still mad at me for insulting him. For more on that, see the most recent blog post.  You do realize that you sent those valentines to yourself last year, you stole the  rose from someone’s trash, and the bug spray actually is a real valentine. Try it. Okay. (PPPPSSSSHHHHHHHH-ZZZZAAAAPPPPPP!) Liquid electricity. How clever. You, Tigerboy, are the master of tricks, but I WILL get you back! I’ll believe that when Uncle Ponypants gets a job. Hey,  everybody, guess what? I got a job at the local car wash! I’m the Chief Executive Assistant of Guarding the Parking Lot. That’s just a trick to get you to pay them money. It’s in your contract. Hey! Are you forgetting who’s column this is? Are you? Get out of here! I’m running out of time! Zarion gave me a limited amount of time to do this blog! I need to at least end with an inspiring-

TIME IS UP.

Automatic: Zarion out.

Braces, A Surprise Big Enough to Vaporize Your Sock Drawer, Green Thumb’s Column, and the Wild, Wild, West(Goodbye forever, chances of this blog having sophisticated humor!)Part 3(and the final part)

So, I covered the braces, the surprise that turned out to be the Phineas and Ferb parody, but I still need to cover- Green Thumb’s here! Hello, my adoring audience. Ahem. Sorry. Anyway, Green Thumb’s column will continue to run, because he finally paid the money. Those pesky bills from the Zarion Blogging Corporation. Also, here’s a little more information on the-Zarion? You already mentioned it. Yeah, for once, I agree with the smelly hairball.  Hey! Wait, wait, wait. When exactly did I mention it? Right here.

COMING SOON:

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I have done the Phineas and Ferb parody, and the mentions of Green Thumb and the wild, wild, west was a teaser for an incredible event. It. Will. Be.

Big.

Don’t miss this story-fantasabala, coming tomorrow.

Hint: Zarion Kreena. Sensational Superclub+Wild, Wild West=Wizard of Oz+Harry Potter= A crossover SO BIG it’ll take 9,000 or more words to complete it. I guarentee it.

Zarion out.

P.S. Loopy medicine=gone

I forgot. Maybe it was because Nathan came over. The movie was fun. It’s ALMOST complete. You’re forgetting something. No, he’s not. Yes, he is. NO. YES. No. Yes. Yes. Oh, so we agree. Oh, come on. That trick works for a stupid rabbit, but not for an intelligent monkey? What were you saying about rabbits? Oh, heh,  I didn’t see you there, Lucky. Rabbits are wonderful, see? I’m wearing a rabbit suit right now! Now, I’ve got you, you wascally wabbit!AAAIIIIEEEE!!! Eh, what’s up, doc? Thanks for inviting me over, Zarion. You’re welcome, and Tigerboy’s right. Does anyone remember “The Gauntlet?” That Spider-Man storyline? Well, yesterday at the library, I found book one.

 

Hooray! Moose pajamas, and a book!

 

Zarion-Oh, wait, another thing. See you in The Looney Tunes Show, Bugs. Bye.

Zarion out.

Hi.

I am making the video with Nathan again. Tigerboy loves it.

Zarion out. I am an idiot.

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COMING SOON:

I have done the Phineas and Ferb parody, and the mentions of Green Thumb and the wild, wild, west was a teaser for an incredible event. It. Will. Be.

 

Big.

Don’t miss this story-fantasabala, coming tomorrow.

Hint: Zarion Kreena. Sensational Superclub+Wild, Wild West=Wizard of Oz+Harry Potter= A crossover SO BIG it’ll take 9,000 or more words to complete it. I guarentee it.

Zarion out.

P.S. Loopy medicine=gone

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Braces, A Surprise Big Enough to Vaporize Your Sock Drawer, Green Thumb’s Column, and the Wild, Wild, West(Goodbye forever, chances of this blog having sophisticated humor!)Part 1

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There, that’s better. Phew.
 
 
 
 
 
Tigerboy out. Wait? Where’s the distinctive orange color.dsfsdfdsfdfdssfsdfsdfsdf  melting,,,,,,,,,,Yes! I”m back.
Tigerboy out.
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Braces, A Surprise Big Enough to Vaporize Your Sock Drawer, Green Thumb’s Column, and the Wild, Wild, West(Goodbye forever, chances of this blog having sophisticated humor!)Part 1

I am getting my braces. D-Day. Doomsday. Camp Ramah all over again. To prove it to you, here’s a list of the top ten bad things that have happened to me.

The Top Ten/10 Worst Things That Have Ever Happened To Me In My Entire Life :(

1. Camp Ramah A.K.A. The Dreaded Sleep-Away Camp of No Pretzels(TDS-ACNP) AND Getting my teeth yanked out at the dentist.

2. Nearly drowning when I was taking a shower on vacation. (See “We Interrupt This Spoof For A Special Announcement”)

3. Karion taking over this blog.

4. Estimating things in math.

5. The anticipation of having to wait to find out if I’m going to have a good report card.

6. The anticipation of having to wait to see if I’m going to get on the “Honor Roll”.

7. The anticipation of having to wait to see if I’m finally the “Student of the Month”. I’ve never been the “Student of the Month” in seventh grade, so far. :(

8. Coming home from Camp Ramah to find out that Momicon hasn’t gotten my books on hold at the library that she had time to get, but didn’t.

9. A new book was one of the previously mentioned books on hold.

10. Medicine for the dentist, which makes me “calm.”

Here’s a couplet about my dentist woes.

Do not make me go the orthodontist for braces

It’s worse than having your face freeze after you make funny faces.

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!! I’m trying to parody my earlier blog post by making a similar real-life thing about it. Is this making any sense? I just had my “loopy medicine.” Anyway, the operation where I had four teeth pulled was this month, last year. Wow.

SURPRISE!!!!! The parody of an earlier blog post was a parody ofPhineas and Ferb‘s “Rollercoaster: The Musical” retelling “Rollercoaster.”

Green Thumb’s column is coming back tommore  uphf………………..loopy…medicine…..

Zarion………..out…….

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My Opinion of Valentine’s Day

I dislike Valentine’s Day. Purim is better, because you dress up in costumes.
Valentines Pros: Food, school parties
Cons: Junky food, school parties end around 5th grade
Purim Cons: Food, parties, costumes
Cons: Junk Food

 

 

Zarion out.

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A Hint for the Scavenger Hunt

Here’s the link to the post where the first clue alludes to. I know that people have trouble finding it.

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Seinfeld Bloopers(Things I don’t like about Seinfeld)

1. No stand-up comedy routines in season nine.

That’s it, really.

Zarion “Satisfied With Seinfeld” out.

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Cool Facts From Syrika

Here are weird facts:

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!
In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs!
In England, in the 1880′s, “Pants” was considered a dirty word!
A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!
After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again!
Here are weird laws!
In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.
In Washington State, you can’t carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length.
It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.
In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.
Here are weird fears!
The fear of fears is phobophobia
The fear of vegetables is called Lachanophobia!
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Hello.

Hi.

ZArion out.

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The Most Important Phrase You Need to Know In French

Aide-moi, Shane! Un oryctérope est dans mon tiroir à chaussettes, uriner!

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Bad News

I am not feeling very well.

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Scavenger Hunt

Somewhere on this blog, you can find what I’ve typed up on my story so far. But, there’s a twist. It’s only the prologue, and part of chapter one, but you still have to work for it. Here’s the first riddle of the first Miscellaneous Soup Scavenger Hunt.

A poke in the eyes, and pain is never felt!

102 slaps from Moe, and still there is no pain!

Figure out this clue, and you’ll be one step closer to my story!

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Super Bowl? More Like Super Troll!

I hate football, and football hates me. Tigerboy hates it, Cuddles hates it, Happy LIKES it(:(), and Jeremy and Lucky don’t care either way. Anyway, I dislike football and the Super Bowl. There, I said it!

Zarion out.

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Tigerboy’s Guide to Eating a Banana

Hi. Eating a banana can be very dangerous, so follow my instructrions.

1. Peel the skin off of the banana-Wait, I just realized something. Zarion? Yes? You’ve watched Mythbusters before, right? Didn’t they actually bust that myth and say that a single banana peel can’t make someone slip? Sorry, but it’s true. Darn.

Tigerboy out.

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Just An Ordinary Saturday Night After Shabbat Ends

After Havdalah ended Shabbat, our normal pattern started again. Silocon kept threatening to “arrest” us(and by that, I mean “force us to sit in the living room”), Syrika wore a blanket over her shoulders so if Silicon came, she could pretend to be a blanket on the ground. Yes, just an ordinary Saturday night at the Kreena house.

Zarion out.

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If you are not happy, read a poem. It’ll cheer you up. And, by cheer you up, I mean “put your problems in perspective.”

Happy be nimble

Happy be quick

Happy jump over the dynamite stick!

Happy, don’t do that!

It’s very dangerous.

Happy, stop using the extinguished dynamite to do a nose pick(a.k.a. pick your nose)

 

See? Instant humor. It’s gross humor, but funny.

Zarion out.

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Demons and Dungeons

ARHH, me hearties! It’s time for Tigerboy the Pretzelbeard to tell you about a great new movie series! Wait, I’m getting a message from Ye Old Zarion. Oh. Oops. Pretend this never happened. This isn’t on the schedule for 8:33, this should be for 12:00. Darn. Pretend this never happened.

 

 

Okay, I’m back. Ahem,  I mean, oh forget it. I can’t think of any clever introductions. My mind is still in Pirate Mode. Just read the blog post.

Do you like role-playing games?

Are dungeons not scary to you?

Can you sit through a long, boring, complicated game?

Can you lift up instruction manuals the size of a horse?

Can you listen to this parody of Dungeons and Dragons without killing me?

If so, play the game. I’ve already used all of my satire jokes for it.

Place of Peril: Level 82

There is a new game out there called Place of Peril, where you can become a fantasy creature. You  can choose from Cuddles as a good cook, ogres trolls, orcs, gnomes, sprites, non-corrupt businessmen, and dragons. Then, you play a ridiculously simple first challenge.

Example:

Your Name: Rodney the Dragon

Your Level: 0

Congratulations! You have now earned the right to advance to Level One. Please choose a simple task from the following list:

A) Destroy Bob, the All-Mighty Demon of Impossible-To-Open Pickle Jars

B) Eat a twelve course meal, then run 1,000 miles with NO POTTY BREAKS!!!

C) Read this blog post without sending us an angry comment on how offensive this parody of World of Warcraft is.

Also, it is hard to get to Level 82. Here’s a tip: GIVE UP!!!!! It’ll never work. Now, I’m going to show you an ordinary character mission-AHHHHH!!!!!!! THE ORCS AND GARDEN GNOMES ARE ATTACKING ME!

Tigerboy out.

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Business

I’ve been busy today, writing my new murder mystery. Chapter One is complete(and will be here soon), and I’m still working on Chapter 2. Tigerboy has control over the blog while I’m gone.

Zarion “Busy” out.

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Potential Yad Wons

We might have a yad wons soon. For information on what that is, read it backwards.

Tigerboy out.

Funny Quotes From the Kreena Family

Everyone loves funny quotes, so here’s some gems from the Kreena family.

“I got a hefty hiney,  I got a hefty hiney…”Momicon(Note:Momicon said to say that she invented that quote.)

“Ow, a bagel cut me!” Momicon

“Me no know. Computer make me stupid.” Syrika

“Syrika, Cuddles is making a deadly weapon of destruction, AGAIN!” Zarion

“Diapers are for silly-billy boo-boos.” Cuddles(Note: What’s funny about this?)

“I am an alien. Take me to your pretzels.” Cousin Dreeblop, from the planet SodaPop.

“Nieren, this banana is making me devolve into a monkey! Ooh-ooh, ahh!” Zarion

“Why do people think piranhas are so dangerous? I’ll poke one, and see what happens.” Tigerboy, minutes before he was let into the emergency room.

“People of Earth: Prepare for doom. I bring you…Tootzilla!” Cuddles, seconds before he tooted. (Note: NEVER let Cuddles eat lettuce with cheese on top. ‘Nuff said.)

“Look, I’m playing the zipper!” Zarion(Note: I was playing the Perry the Platypus theme song on my coat zipper.)

Weekend Retreat -Camp Ramah style!

Goodbye-kinnus time!(Kinnus: a weekend version of Camp Ramah-Pros: not as bad, better food, ex: knishes. Cons: Lonelyness ex: no Syrika, Dadicon, or Rica. Also,  the theme is not Harry Potter, like last year.

Zarion out.

Groan…

I am sick.

Not-so-famous Quotes

“To be bland, or to be hyper. That is the question. It is better to have been wacky than to have never been creative at all.” William Shakespeare

A Song Parody: “On The Second Day of Purim…”

On the second day of Purim, some wacky things happened to me,

including one extremely tired Whack-A-Mole.

On the second day of-Oh, forget it. I’m exhausted, and I can’t come up with anything.

Zarion ou-Wait, wait.

Two rubber chickens

Umm…

Zarion out.

 

Are you an I.D.I.O.T.? If so, subscribe to Miscellaneous Soup, and read this article.

Are you an idiot? I’m an I.D.I.O.T. Imps dispatching incredibly odd tales. My sister and I are idiots, do you want to be an I.D.I.O.T., too?

ZArion and Syrika out.

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Purim, Whack-A-Mole, and Hamantaschen

Hamantaschen are delicious pastries filled with chocolate, and sometimes other things. I’m polishing one off as I type. Anyway, the picture of me as a Whack-A-Mole will be posted tomorrow.

Oy! It’s 10:25, and the party is still going strong. Bored……tired….

Zarion(yawn)out. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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NOW SHOWING: Backwards Ponderances (via Ponui Theater)

More Ponui humor!

Hey. Ponui here. Again. Well, now I will make you think. I know. Unheard of. Anyway, I have some backwards ponderances for you – sayings in which it seems like they should be switched around. I am tired, and if that did not make sense, you can see what I mean right now. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo? Why do you park on a driveway and drive on … Read More

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Dadicon + TV = Excitement!

DADICON’S ON “ASK THE EXPERTS”!!!

ANGRY RANT!! TV and Books…Combined! What is My Opinion?(Hint:

Well, the apocalypse is nigh. TV producers have started making commercials for books. What’s next, commercials for magazines? When I saw commercials for the library, I was slightly concerned. Now, they have commercials for books. The network has crossed the line. Tigerboy? Yes? Send this Eau de Skunk to the offices of the idiots who authorized this. In  the meantime, here’s some video commercials. Blech!

Alex Rider: Scorpia Rising #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c9Y-ai5oZw&playnext=1&list=PLB59479B6B20BB8D9

NOW SHOWING: Anti-Jokes (via Ponui Theater)

This is incredibly funny. Enjoy!

Hi. Ponui here. I am back. Yes, yes, I know. Hold the applause. I am here with anti-jokes, which is where you set up like a joke, and then – well, you’ll see for yourself. So a horse walks into a restaurant. Several people spot the potential danger in the situtation and leave. What did one refrigerator say to the other? “We’re both refrigerators.” A duck walks into a restaurant. The waiter says, “What’ll it be?” The duck says nothing because it i … Read More

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The Results Are In!!

The winner of this contest is……Maury Rubin, one of my Camp Ramah counselors! I’m going as Whack-A-Mole, but I’m changing it to Whack-A-Zarion! People pay 25 cents(for charity)to hit me with a hammer!

Zarion out.

A New Contest

I need help designing a Purim costume, so I am letting YOU decide! You just have to give me the idea, and I’ll post a picture of me on this blog wearing your idea. From Tigerboy to Gumbo Surprise to a refrigerator, you can choose any APPROPRIATE costume idea.

Zarion out.

P.S. 1st Prize= Your Name Being Mentioned in a Shout-Out

Ditto for 2nd, 3rd, and 4th. The prizes may be bad, but you can still see a potentially humiliating picture of me in a baby costume(if I pick that for the 1st prize), so enter, enter, enter!

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Special Announcement

I would like to give a shout-out to the two longest subscribers to Miscellaneous Soup: Syrika and A.B.!! Thank you!

Tigerboy out.

P.S. Help…….I am trapped in a pickle jar…..

Happy Birthday!

The Google heading(which changes on holidays)has changed to show that today is William Eisner’s 94th birthday. Many happy returns!

ZArion out.

Celebration!

Green Thumb’s blog, after a long time of tireless effort, has been deleted from the Internet! To celebrate, here’s a hilarious Facebook conversation I’m having with my Camp Ramahfriends/frenemies.
D.S: I hate the Stooges!
M.D.:  I don’t like pretzels!! Or spiderman!

Me: I banish you from Zarion-land! No soup for you!
M.D.:  but i want soup!

Me:  No soup for you! Come back in one year!
Me:  You are banned! Banned from my store!

M.D.: i get soup from someone else

Me: You want bread?
Me:  D and M are banned!
Me: I said, “Do you want bread?!

Me: Bread is three dollars extra!

 

Updates will appear in a new post. Also, I’m parodying Seinfeld‘s “The Soup Nazi”, by pretending to be the mean chef. MWUAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! No soup for any of you! (Unless you’re Mom.)

 

Busy, Busy, Busy

After I audition, more posts will come. In the meantime, I’m incredibly busy. Sorry.

Zarion out.

Coming Soon…

I have been working on stand-up comedy for the talent show at my school. Any ideas? I’m getting desperate..

Zarion out.

Absurb Advertisement: Egg-Laying 2000

Are you a bored, tired chicken? Do you have trouble laying your eggs? Do you look like this poor slob?

“I’m Marvin, and I can’t lay my eggs properly. Help!!!”

Then, you need Doctor Van Ponypants’s new, INCREDIBLE machine.

“I am Dr. Van Rooster. We couldn’t afford Dr. Van Ponypants for this advertisement, and Zarion was too lazy to change what he had written.”

The machine consists of a giant, robotic, android fist pounding the test subject in order to force the unwilling egg out.

“I’m Marvin, and I feel happy now, knowing that I have a safe way of getting my eggs out.”

And, as a bonus, you get two GIANT FEET!!

 

Note: We are not responsible in any way, shape or form, for any damage that may occur to your chicken. This consists of being maimed, beheaded, killed, eaten, or hurt in any other way.

 

Just call 1-800-Chicken-Squasher today! (Buyers Beware: If you cannot find this number, check in the Yellow Pages under the section called This Is Not Real.

Zarion out.

“Never Say You’ll Watch This Movie!!” A Parody of Justin Beiber(Italics=story)

A camera pans out to a crowd full of screaming people. They are yelling ,”Throw him off of the stage! He stinks!”

Okay,  I can’t do this. I’m sad, because of a bad dream. Sorry, but some of the upcoming features aren’t coming, except for the forgotten superheroes.

Again, sorry. Zarion out.

Syrika’s Review of Pokemon Black and White

This game is awesome. There are all kinds of cool new Pokemon. There are even preschoolers! Also, the game changes seasons. Finally, there is also a new way of evolving. The Pokemon looks like it is being cut into pieces. Coooool. Yay, Servine!

Comments by Zarion: Servine is a tribute for Syrika’s Pokemon. Also, I want to play this! Soon, I will try to straighten out the technical difficulties soon.

 

Coming Up: “Never Say You’ll Watch This Movie!” A parody of Justin Beiber.

“10 Forgotten Superheroes!” Ever heard of Major Monkeypants?

And, finally, “Rejected Phineas and Fern Characters!” Agent P-Platygoogle the Google!

Sneak Peek of “Seinfeld Invades The Office.”

Well, in exactly seven days, I will put the whole story on this blog. For now, I’ll just give you a sneak peek of chapter one.

Zarion out.

 

  Seinfeld Invades The Office, Chapter One.

                      Seinfeld: “The Penny”

Jerry Seinfeld is in New York’s best comedy club, and is giving a routine.

”You know, I’ve never understood toll booths. You let some complete idiot run a stand that gives you free money. Someone could just steal half of it for personal gain. With all the pennies, nickels, dimes, and occasional dollars, someone could pay for their kid’s life. ‘Let’s see. Milly needs some new braces, I’ll take this much money. Hmmm…The fridge is broken, that’s more money. Bob needs some new clothes.’” Jerry pretends to dial a phone. ‘“Hi, honey, I’m at work. Do you need any money for groceries?

“Jerry paces around his apartment, like a caged beast.” Kramer said in a movie director’s voice/

“Kramer, can you stop that?!” Jerry yelled. “This is a horribleidea! Who would want you to become a nature documentary narrator?”

“Hey, Jerry, I know people. Remember Tim, from the downtown movie theater? He recently got fired for eating all the popcorn!” Kramer gleefully explained.

“Oh, yeah. That guy. He was always pestering me to star in a movie based on a script that he made. Wait, what does this have to do with nature documentaries?”

“He now works at Mary’s Macadamia Nut store. And before you ask what nature documentaries have to do with macadamia nuts, I’ll tell you. Mary is working on a nature documentary based on the mythical green flamingo.”

Jerry burst out laughing. “That’s ridiculous! The ‘green flamingo’ is a myth! What idiot believes in the green flamingo?”

Newman opened the door.

Jerry turned to face him. “Hello, Newman.” he said snidely.

“Hello, Jerry.” Newman replied smugly. “And, for your information, Jerry, the wild green flamingo is not a myth. It’s one hundred percent fact.”

“Oh, really? Where did you read about it? The National Enquirer, perhaps? Another tabloid that prints nothing but lies?”

“You just don’t appreciate fine literature, being a lowly stand-up comedian. I read it in the Weekly Monthly Daily Yearly Biyearly Globe. ”

“Isn’t that a little much?” Jerry inquired.

“Well, it used to be the Weekly Monthly Daily Yearly Biyearly Secondly Minutely Globe Herald Bonanza.”  Kramer and Newman left the room, animatedly talking about Kramer’s newest scheme. As they left, the buzzer rang.

“Who is it?” Jerry asked.

The response came quickly. “It’s George.”

“Come up.”

 

A few moments later, George came up.

“I have had it with that woman!” he ranted. “HAD IT!! That woman is a lunatic! She should  be locked up in an insane asylum! No, Alcatraz! No, Guantanamo Bay!”

“So what you’re saying is that she’s just like you, then?” Jerry said sarcastically. “What’s bugging you this time? Did she talk too much about important things? Or, heaven forbid, did she ask you about your feelings? The horror!”

“Yeah, yeah, very funny, comedy boy. She broke a very important law of relationships! Perhaps the most important one of all!”

“The Toilet Seat Clause? There’s always a big controversy over that. Or maybe the meal-paying? Tips?”

“No. She broke the Penny Code, while at Jack’s Jelly Jamboree,. You know, the new dessert place. I found a penny on the ground, and she picked it up, without asking me if I wanted it. It’s the absolute pinnacle of every successful relationship.”

“That is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard of. You haven’t had any successful relationships. Well, except for Susan, but she died.”

“Again, very funny. Just laugh it up, while old Georgey wallows in misery.”

“Oh, just stop it with the self-pity routine already! What’s going on?”

“Well, the only rule in the Penny Code is this. ‘If a couple shalt find a penny, then the finder must first offer it to the findee.’ The only exception is if the penny finder is alone.”

“Wow. I was wrong. This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard of. Can I use that in a comedy routine? Anyway, why does a measly penny matter so much? You have tons of pennies! I have tons of pennies!”

“It’s the principle of the thing.” George replied. “Did you know that I paid for almost everything I own with found pennies? They call me…‘The Penny Spotter!’”

Jerry rolled his eyes. “Oh, please.”

 

Meanwhile, Elaine was shopping at at a hat store.

“Excuse me,” she said politely to a clerk, “I would like to buy this hat.” She help up a large, green hat with  a garishly pink feather in the brim.

“I might want it for parties.” Elaine explained.

“Whatever you say, Yankee Doodle Dandy.” the woman replied. Elaine stared, astonished, at the rude cashier.

 

A couple of minutes later, Elaine sat in the familiar coffee shop, complaining.

“And she just called me Yankee Doodle, like the person from that nursery rhyme. Why would I be stupid enough to mistake a feather for macaroni?”

Jerry said in return, “It meant ‘something easy’ in those days, Elaine.”

“When did you get so smart?” Elaine questioned.

“Superman comics are educational.” Jerry countered.

“Oh, yeah, like everyone needs to know that the foundations of life are avoiding kryptonite and stopping super villains.”

Jerry started singing the Yankee Doodle Dandy song. “Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a pony. He stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni.”

“Oh, will you stop that?!” Elaine yelled.

“Okay, okay.  Anyway, what are you going to do about the cashier?” Jerry said.

“When she left to find some gift wrap for my hat, I found her address on the computer. I think I’ll pay some kids to egg her house.

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Another Teaser Trailer

Seinfeld.

“This is a horrible idea! Who would want you to become a nature documentary narrator?” Jerry yelled.

The Office.

“Why is Dwight dressed as a clown?” Kevin asked.

Seinfeld/The Office. (Not Official Title)

“Presenting…the comedian himself….Jerry Seinfeld!” Michael yelled exuberantly.

Coming in June.

Zarion out.

A Teaser Trailer* For A Brand New Story, Made By Tigerboy and Zarion**. (*The teaser trailer is in a movie script form.) (**I’m Zarion. Zarion Kreena.***) (WOW, that was a bad James Bond impression.****) (****Just get on with the trailer, Zarion. From Tigerboy. 🙂 )

(The camera moves shows Earth.)

 It’s coming…

(It zooms in, then pauses at New York.)

They live in the same location, but are so different, it’s like they’re in two different universes. One is bi

(The screen pans out to an office. Inside, Dwight Schrute fromThe Office is saying to Jim, “Your pencils are creating a health hazard. I could fall and pierce an organ.”)

The other is just plain funny.

(“Hello, Newman.” Jerry says snidely.)

“The Office” meets Seinfeld. Coming to a blog near you.

Zarion out.

Movie Review: Batman Forever

This movie seems like a spoof of Batman, but it isn’t. This is not a good thing.

Zarion out.

P.S. Casting Jim Carrey (a comedian) as The Riddler (a villain) is mostly why. Still, this is a good movie.

“I Got A Feeling” A Mothers’ Day/Mother’s Day Song Parody

Here are the actual lyrics, to start things off.

I gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good good night (x3)
Tonight’s the night night
Let’s live it up
I got my money
Let’s spend it up
Go out and smash it
Like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Let’s get get OFF
I know that we’ll have a ball
If we get down
And go out
And just loose it all
I feel stressed out
I wanna let it go
Lets go way out spaced out
And loosing all control
Fill up my cup
Mozoltov
Look at her dancing
Just take it off
Lets paint the town
We’ll shut it down
Let’s burn the roof
And then we’ll do it again

Lets Do it (x3)
And live it up
I gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good good night (x2)
Tonight’s the night
Let’s live it up
I got my money
Lets spend it up
Go out and smash it
Like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Lets get get OFF
Fill up my cup (Drink)
Mozolotov (Lahyme)
Look at her dancing (Move it Move it)
Just take it off
Lets paint the town
We’ll shut it down
Lets burn the roof
And then we’ll do it again
Lets do it (x3)
Let’s live it up
Here we come
Here we go
We gotta rock
Easy come
Easy go
Now we on top
Feel the shot
Body rock
Rock it don’t stop
Round and round
Up and down
Around the clock
Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday,
Friday, Saturday,
Saturday and Sunday
Get get get get get
With us you know what we say
Party everyday p-p-p-party
Party everyday
I gotta feeling that tonight gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good good night(x2)

Credit is due to http://www.directlyrics.com/black-eyed-peas-i-gotta-feeling-lyrics.html                                 Now, it is time for the parody. Please don’t sue me, Black Eyed Peas.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I gotta feeling that tonight’s going to be a mom night                                                                                                                                       That tonight’s going to be a mom night                                                                                                                                                                  That tonight’s going to be a mom, mom night                                                                                                                                                     That tonight’s going to be a mom, mom night                                                                                                                                                     That tonight’s going to be a mom, mom night!                                                                                                                                                      Tonight’s Mom’s night!

Let’s throw her a party!

She’ll live it up!

I’ve got my money!

Let’s go get her a gift card

and spruce it up

by putting it in a fancy envelope!

Mom is nice

Very Sweet and kind

And, umm….. Cut! What is it? You’re forgetting something. What am I forgetting? Cough, cough. Lyrics!! Cough, cough! Well, I’ve run out of creative ideas to say. You were right. I should have used this song for a different parody. I have a different idea that can help you. (Whisper, whisper.) Perfect! Okay, quiet on the set! We’re changing the schedule!       This website (http://www.squidoo.com/im-the-mom#module12085782)  has some wonderful lyrics to a song that Momicon taught me years ago. I have rediscovered it, and here are the actual lyrics.

Lyrics to the Mom Song

Have you learned them yet?

Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepy head
Here’s your clothes
And your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now
Get up and make your bed
Are you hot?
Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where’s your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat
Don’t forget you gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast
The experts tell us it’s the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today.
Don’t forget your piano lesson is this afternoon
So you must play
Don’t shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside
Don’t play rough
Would you just play fair?
Be polite
Make a friend
Don’t forget to share
Work it out
Wait your turn
Never take a dare
Get along
Don’t make me come down there
Clean your room
Fold your clothes
Put your stuff away
Make your bed
Do it now
Do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone
Get Off the phone
Don’t sit so close
Turn it down
No texting at the table
No more computer time tonight
Your iPod’s my iPod if you don’t listen up
Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you’re coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me
Makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You’ll appreciate my wisdom
Someday when you’re older and you’re grown
Can’t wait ’til you have a couple little children of your own
You’ll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now
I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew
Would appreciate
Take a bite
Maybe two
Of the stuff you hate
Use your fork
Do not you burp
Or I’ll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, Get the door
Don’t get smart with me
Get a Grip
Get in here I’ll count to 3
Get a job
Get a life
Get a PhD
Get a dose of…
I don’t care who started it
You’re grounded until your 36
Get your story straight
And tell the truth for once for heaven’s sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
Would you jump too?
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said at least a thousand times before that
You’re too old to act this way
It must be your father’s DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straight when you walk
A place for everything
And everything must be in place
Stop crying or I’ll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth
Wash your face
Get your PJs on
Get in bed
Get a hug
Say a prayer with Mom
Don’t forget
I love you
**KISS**
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom’s work never ends
You don’t need the reason why
Because
Because
Because
Because
I said so
I said so
I said so
I said so
I’m the Mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
Ta-da!
Zarion out.
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Yom H’Shoah

Remember the Holocaust.

B-Day Countdown

34 days until my birthday.

Special Guest Star….

Welcome, everyone! Tigerboy is sick today, so I brought in Danville. He’s my friend, and another one of my multiple heads. Didn’t you know that I’m a hydra? One head is Mr. Ponypants, then comes me, Danville, Syrika, and Jimmy the Talking Pretzel. Don’t ask why some heads are missing, you don’t want to know. Anyway, Danville, any news? News? Phineas and Ferb news. Your name is Danville, and Phineas and Ferb live in Danville, the town.You have the wrong person. I’m Danville, the half monkey, half sheep, werewolf. Wow! That must be annoying. You have no idea.Hey, what’s that? What’s what? That thing sticking out of your pocket. Ears. I borrowed them-Wait, what are you doing?MWUAHHAHHHA!!! It’s time for a game show called… RandomDancing Destruction! You stole that from iCarly, didn’t you? Yes, yes, I did. DZZZZZZLLLOORRRPPPPP!!! Nuts. What am I going to tell (FAKE NAME PROTECTED FOR SECURITY REASONS)now? No idea. Anyway, I have some research to do. I’m writing a murder mystery.                                                                                                      Zarion out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

B-Day Countdown

35 days until my birthday.

B-Day Countdown

35 days until my birthday.

Zarion out.

B-Day Countdown

36 days until my birthday.

 

Bizarre Song Parody: “Grenade”

 “Grenade”  by Zarion Kreena and Tigerboy

Easy come, easy go
That’s just how you live, oh
Take, take, take it all,
But you never give
Should have known this song was trouble from that first lyric. Blew my mind right open.
Why is this song so bad?

I put you on my iPod
And you still were so annoying
You’re still so annoying, but I can’t get you off my iPod!

To give me an entertaining song, is all I ever asked.

Cause what you don’t understand is…..

I’d, uh…what would I do?(yeah, yeah)
I can’t think of anything. You stink, ‘Grenade.” (yeah, yeah)
Wait, idea! If I knew how, I’d erase this song! (yeah, yeah)
You know I’d do anything for ya, that involves not listening to you. (yeah, yeah)
ooh, ooh

I went through all this pain,
And listening to this song felt like I was taking a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I wouldn’t  die for ya baby ;
But you still won’t be a good song!
No, no, no, no

Your lyrics are so bad that they make my ears feel numb
Tell the owner I said “hey” when I send you back to the store
Bad song, trashy song
That’s just what you are, yeah,
I wish you had some quality, because you blew up my iPod!

I put you on my iPod
And you still were so annoying
You’re still so annoying, but I can’t get you off my iPod!

To give me an entertaining song, is all I ever asked.

Cause what you don’t understand is….

 

To be an excellent, well written song is all I ever asked,
Cause what you don’t understand is

If you were a good song, then I’d listen to this parody of “Grenade” for you! (yeah,yeah)
Buy more of Bruno Mar’s albums for you! (yeah,yeah)
I’d jump in front of a crowd of people at a concert with this song for you!(yeah, yeah)
You know I’d do anything for ya (yeah, yeah)
Ooh, ooh

I went through all this pain,
And listening to this song felt like I was taking a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I wouldn’t  die for ya baby,
But you still won’t be a good song!
No, no, no, no

If If was in a cranky mood, this song would cheer me up
The cover of this CD proclaimed your excellency, but it’s a liar1 Cause you never, ever, ever cheered me up, “Grenade!”

I’ll make a blog defacing ya! (yeah, yeah)
Write a song parody and sell it to Miscellaneous Soup, Inc so I can say how much I hate ya!  (yeah, yeah)
And even though the rhythm in this parody is off(yeah, yeah)
You know I’d do anything to mock ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Ooh, ooh

I went through all this pain,
And listening to this song felt like I was taking a bullet straight through my brain,
If only I could get rid of this song!;
But Amazon won’t let me sell you; and Ebay also declined!

No, you won’t have catchy music!
Your fans will be disappointed by this song-Both of them!
Ooh, you’ll never have sophisticated lyrics,
No, no, no, no

THE END
Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_Bruno_Mars_grenade_lyrics#ixzz1PU3KMqsx
Minor apologies to Bruce Mars!

Zarion out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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B-Day Countdown

37 days until my birthday.

Zarion out.

B-Day Countdown

38 days until my birthday.

Zarion out.

B-Day Countdown

39 days until my birthday.

B-Day Countdown

40 days until my birthday.

Zarion out.

B-Day Countdown

‘I’ve got a feeling’ that my birthday is in 34 days!!! YESS!!!!!!!

B-Day Countdown

41 days until my birthday.

Zarion out.

B-Day Countdown

42 days until my birthday.

Zarion out.

B-Day Countdown.

43 days until my birthday.

Zarion out.

B-Day Countdown

44 days until my birthday.

Zarion out.

P.S. Yay!!!!! We’re heading towards the one month barrier!

B-Day Countdown

45 days until my birthday.

Zarion out.

B-Day Countdown.

46 days until my birthday.

Zarion out.

B-Day Countdown

47 days until my birthday.

Zarion out.

YES!! The official trailer has arrived! Wait, did I forget to mention the title? Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension!

AWESOME!!! What’s your opinion, Tigerboy?MWUAHHHAHAHHA!!! That means that he likes it. Here it is, for your enjoyment.

 

 

Zarion (and Tigerboy) out.

B-Day countdown.

48 days until my birthday.

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to Richard Scarry! Mr Scarry, I love your books! Enjoy your 92nd birthday!

Zarion out.

B-Day countdown.

49 days until my birthday.

B-Day countdown.

50 days until my birthday.

B-Day countdown.

51 days until my birthday.

This post is from the past. Specifically, January 13, 2011. Savor it well.

I am currently at Camp Ramah, and will be going home tomorrow. Happy birthday to me.

So…what else can I put. As I write this section, it is April 3rd.

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday, Momicon! I love you! Have a very happy birthday, and ignore any letters coming from Camp Ramah saying that I have escaped. They’re fake. (As far as you know.) By the way, if a giant package with air holes comes to the house, store it in my room.

Zarion out.

10 Things You Never Knew About Zarion

10. His fear of heights.

9. He once ate butter raw.

8. Once, he made a fanfiction Arthur story. (Arthur, as in the cartoon.)

7. How far away his home planet is.

6. He likes pie.

5. And Hershey’s bars with caramel.

4. He likes to dance….his own way.

3. Zarion Kreena’s middle names are Arcreek and Berry.

2. He once ate a spider. On accident. (This is under debate. He was three, and it was at night. It could have been a dust bunny.)

1. He DEFINITELY swallowed a rubber head from those yellow rubber people toys.

Tigerboy out.

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Green Thumb’s Column: Chihuahuas

Yappity-yappity-yap. ‘Nuff said.

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Song Parody: ‘Some Mysterious Author’

Firstly, this is a deleted song from the Phineas and Ferb movie. Secondly, as is my custom, the original lyrics.

Candace: Let me explain, though it might seem strange to you
So please refrain from thinkin’ bad of me
It gives me pain when I see what my brothers do
But no one else ever can see

I just want the truth known, so I call mom on the phone
But by the time she gets here, the whole thing disappears
Whatever they build every day, it gets taken away
No one sees it, of course, it’s some mysterious force

To my mother every story’s preposterous
Never believes no matter what I do
But though I’m right and she’s wrong, I must confess
I’d probably think I’m crazy, too

I just want the truth known, so I call mom on the phone
But by the time she gets here, the whole thing disappears
Whatever they build every day, it gets taken away
By some mysterious force, no one sees it, of course

Candace and Stacy: Some mysterious force
Some mysterious force
Some mysterious force
Some mysterious force.

See? Isn’t it stuck in your head? Anyway, here’s my parody. Preseeeee-senting……..”Some Mysterious Author!” Enjoy!

Zarion: Let me explain, though it might be strange to you

So please refrain from thinkin’ bad of me

It gives me pain when I see that Ponui is missing

and new blog posts can never be seen

 

I just want the truth known, so I call Ponui on the phone

But I never get an answer, and my hopes of new posts disappear

Whatever I dream every day, gets cruelly taken away,

I never see new entries, of course, it’s some mysterious author

 

To my friends, the whole story’s preposterous

Ponui will never make new posts no matter what I do

But even though people laugh when I say I am right, I must confess

I’d probably think I’m wrong, too

 

I just want the truth known, so I call Ponui on the phone

But I never get an answer, and my hopes of new posts disappear

Whatever I dream every day, gets cruelly taken away,

It’s some mysterious author, I never see some new entries, of course

Zarion and Tigerboy: Some mysterious author

some mysterious author

some mysterious author

some mysterious author.

THE END

Ta-daa! Seriously, though, PONUI??? WHERE ARE YOU??????

 

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Odd Parodies

I have been thinking. There’s just some commercials with jingles that are just asking to be parodied. For instance, “ Save big money at Menards!” The corporation is just asking for someone like me to substitute some words other than “big.” For instance…….

*Save no money at Menards!

*Get bad products at Menards!

*Get mugged by someone at Menards!

*Buy flimsy furniture at Menards!

Etc, etc, etc. Now, for a slightly different parody…..

“Splorch, splorch! Goo pets! Splanch, splanch, Goo pets! Goo pets make nothing fun!”

ZArion out.

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More on the Contest….

The winner will get free tickets to the Bob Shuap show(inside joke), and a virtual chicken. (MEGA-inside joke)

Zarion out.

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Contest for The Readers of Miscellaneous Soup

Hi! We, Tigerboy and I, are badly in need of new ideas. At a meeting session for new game shows, we had plenty of plans, but not enough cash! So, we’re doing the cheapskate way and starting a contest!

Game Show Ideas...

1. Think of game show idea. MUST BE within a budget of approximately nothing.

2. Send the more dangerous weapons to this location:

2019 Bookworm Drive

Fantasy Land, 12-of-Never-ville

Why, you ask? Tigerboy lives there, occasionally. He can handle the rabid wolverines. Actually, I- Sorry, no time for chit-chat.

3. Idea must be so bizarre, that no sane network executive would use it in real life. Or, the idea could be a parody. (Ex (This one can not be used): Are You More Dangerous Than A Pack Of Rabid Chihuahuas?)

4. Don’t send yourself in. It’s not cool. The last person who did that (cough, cough: TYRONE TURKEY) accidentally fell into Tigerboy’s acid pit. Seriously, why do you even have one of those.You don’t want to know.

Okay, well that basically wraps things up. Enter, enter, enter! The deadline is “Until We Get Enough Ideas To Work With Our Budget of A Piece of Cardboard, Pocket Link, and Two Nickels Some Hobo Found For Us In The Air Vent”. Thanks, Some Hobo!You’re welcome.

Zarion, Tigerboy, and no one else (Awww…..) are out.

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Green Thumb’s Column: I’m Back!!

I am Green Thumb, and this is the place where I talk about things. For example, I am now back at Miscellaneous Soup’s headquarters. Using my fierce team of lawyers against Miscellaneous Soup’s one lawyer (a cute, bbut destructive baby Build-A-Bear monkey named Happy) I have won the lawsuit. Now, I can continue to make columns. MWUAHHAHAHAHHAHA! And, just to annoy Zarion, I will now use his trademark exit.

Green Thumb out/

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ZArion Wars: The Green Thumb Strikes Back

Hello, readers. Sadly, I must report that Green Thumb is back.  For those of you who don’t know, Green Thumb is a green stuffed-animal monkey who made a column here. It was poorly written, and he was a nuisance. Later, he started his own blog. I deleted it. Now, sadly, he’s decided to make his column again. With great regret, I had to let him post them. Now, I will leave. The following post gives me great shame.

Zarion out.

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Road Trip: Day Six- “Cheers and Jeers”

CHEERS to seeing J, A, J(A’s brother), Grandma “D”, Papa “B”, and going to the four-floor library again.

JEERS to pretzel withdrawal.

Zarion out.

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Road Trip: Day Five- “Cheers and Jeers”

CHEERS to the zoo, because I spent some alone time walking around!

JEERS to the smell!

Zarion out.

 

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Road Trip: Day 4- “Cheers and Jeers”

CHEERS to a relaxing shower!

JEERS to having a tough time figuring out how to work the controls!

CHEERS to the cabin!

JEERS to Silicon becoming a murderer by fishing.

EXTRA JEERS to him letting the fish go, so they can slowly die underwater.

Zarion out.

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Road Trip: Day 3- “Cheers and Jeers”

Cheers to a restful sleep!

Jeers to TOO LONG of a restful sleep!

Cheers to watching Saturday Night Live, and

JEERS to the garbled, incomprehensible songs and (UGHHH) dirty sketches.

EXTRA JEERS to missing the first half of Saturday Night Live.

EXTRA CHEERS to the commercial for The Office‘s season eight!

Zarion out.

 

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Road Trip: Day 2- “Cheers and Jeers”

CHEERS to the funny sign at the Treego Dinner Bell.

JEERS to the funny sign at the Treego Dinner Bell.

(It’s a paradox! :) )

CHEERS to finally seeing Grandma “Nore”

JEERS to nightmares about random things! (Rambunctious cousins, summer camp, etc.)

Zarion out.

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“Road Trip” Day One:Cheers and Jeers

(Yes, I have taken this idea from the Camp Ramah “Cheers and Jeers” section in the newspaper. What can I say? Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Only, in this case, I despise Camp Ramah, so I’m parodying it-Oh, never mind. Just read the article, already.)

CHEERS to a restaurant with free popcorn, and TV screens showing the news!

JEERS to the flies!

CHEERS to finally getting to the hotel!

JEERS to me getting locked in the car!

CHEERS to the Pizza Hut we ate at for dinnerA!

JEERS to choking on part of the delicious pasta!

CHEERS to the hotel letting me use the guest computer to write this blog post!

JEERS to…Well,  I can’t think of anything.

Zarion out.

Ooh! Wait!

CHEERS to a long sleep last night!

JEERS to the coldness and Rica hogging the blankets!

Zarion out.

 

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Video Games Based on Miscellaneous Soup, Inc.

1.  Lawyer Kong : Green Thumb is angrily trying to get his old job back at the corporation by suing Miscellaneous Soup! You must play as Miscellaneous Soup’s only lawyer (Happy) and….do the same thing everyone else does in a court  case.

2. Super Gumbo Surprise Brothers: Cuddles’ food creation, Gumbo Surprise, has made-Oh, forget it!

Okay, people! Chop, chop! Let’s close the studio down! I can’t make blog posts before  a family reunion/wedding.

Zarion out.

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Great Debate: Zarion and Syrika on “What should this debate be about?’

Pumpkins.

Oranges! Oranges are better to debate about!
Chimpanzees!

Pretzels!

Tigerboy, you’re not in this debate.

Hey, stick to one subject! I choose…….. eeniemeenieminiemoecatchatigerbythetoesomethingsomethingsomething-Peaches!        Grapefruit  that sing like Elvis!

That’s great, but what are we going to debate about?

Nothing. April Fools!

Zarion out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oddness and Fairy-Toes

Hello. I’m back, and the slack will now lack. No more laziness for this person. Tigerboy, if you will start Part 1 of this post?Absolutely! This is going to be funny!

Rejected iCarly Episode Titles

iNeed an Amputation

iHave No Gall Bladder

iNeed Help-A Rabid Wolverine Is Attacking Me

iGo To A Better Show

iRecreate Seinfeld

iDon’t Know Who The Heck Danville Is

iNever Mind; It’s a Place in Phineas and Ferb

And now, drum roll please! AAAAHHHH!!! Help!!! (crash!!!!!!!)Bob the Drum is pathetic. Tsk,. tsk. Anyway, on to part two.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey, Tigerboy? Where’s the script? I don’t know, so-Wait, never mind!

 

Annoying Things

1. Naming blog posts with things that are not featured in the episode

2. Slurping

3. Slapping

4. Camp Ramah

 

 

 

Zarion (and Tigerboy) out.

Words of Wisdom From Zarion

“Never eat burnt spaghetti.” Zarion.

Zarion out.

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A Preview of Posts to Come

1. Song parody battle.

2. Miscellaneous Soup gets a makeover on Extreme Blog Makeovers With Tigerboy.

3. Cuddles and Tigerboy team up to…Well, that would ruin the fun. Let’s just say that weirdness and hair scrunchies will be used to defeat a giant monster chicken, and leave it at that. (Of course, that’s only half the story.)

4. Tigerboy raps.

5. I, Zarion, proclaim an epic quest.

6. Miscellaneous Soup- THE MUSICAL! (Angry Rants, Green Thumb’s Column, etc.)

7. What, do you think I’m going to ruin the surprises for you? Rosh Hashanah is coming up. A new year with new fun, new surprises, and a rabid goldfish marching band. (And, that is positively the last thing I will reveal to you.) Now, if you excuse me, I have to find out if Momicon will review the finale of All My Children on Miscellaneous Soup. Tally ho!!

Zarion out.

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9/11

Earlier this week, the milestone tenth anniversary of 9/11 was “celebrated.” I remember where I was on that horrible day. Syrika wasn’t born yet, so her room was a guest room. I saw Momicon sitting on the bed and crying. Where were you on that dreadful occasion? Saying goodbye to your kids as they went to school? Kissing your spouse as you went off to work? Calling a friend to see what’s new? No matter what we were doing, let’s all have a moment of silence for everyone killed in the tragic events of September 11th, 20o1. Write in with comments on your experiences, if you wish to. Now, I shall close with a song.
The Star Spangled Banner

Oh, say! can you see by the dawn’s early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming;
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam,
In fully glory reflected now shines in the stream:
‘Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh, long may it wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps’ pollution!
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Oh, thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war’s desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav’n-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: “In God is our trust”:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
(from http://www.lyricsondemand.com/miscellaneouslyrics/nationalanthemslyrics/americanationalanthemlyrics.html)

Zarion out, but freedom never will be.

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Double Holiday

Happy start of Hispanic Heritage Month, and happy Citizenship Day!

Zarion out.

Coming Up Next: Special Post-9/11

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A Rebuttal to Green Thumb’s Newest Post

Hi, everyone. I’m Zarion, and we here at Miscellaneous Soup, Inc. were really insulted by Green Thumb’s (admittedly good) song parody. You have to admit, it was a good idea to make fun ofiCarly”s theme song. Well, he partially stole our idea  for a future blog post, Tigerboy. He did? I wasn’t here, yesterday. The Superclub needed me for a mission.  Cuddles wanted to teleport him into a lava pit, but I said that we didn’t want any more lawsuits. You’re no fun. Anyway, I commissioned a good friend of mine (Tigerboy and I) to create a song parody insulting his column. Without further ado, “Brand New Misery!” Wait. What?The details. Oh, right, thanks. This is a parody of my favoritePhineas and Ferb song, “Brand New Reality.” Specifically, my favorite Phineas and Ferb song from Phineas and Ferb: The Movie: Across the Second Dimension in Fabulous 2D. Now, the original song lyrics.

If there’s no hospitality
Just get out of town
You can be light on formality and say
I guess I’ll see you around
You’ve got no obligations
Nothin’ holding you down
Find a new situation and say
I guess I’ll see you around

You’ve got no time to waste
On sentimentality
Get out and find yourself
A brand new reality
Get out and find yourself
A brand new reality
A particle duality
A new dimensionality yeah (yeah !)

I guess I’ll see you around

Well sometimes it’s appropriate
to stop for a snack
If you do then I hope you get back
I guess I’ll see you around
Hopping clockwise through dimensions
Is a dangerous thing
But it seems to help a lot if we sing
And we can sing about

A brand new reality
A brand new reality
A brand new reality
I guess I’ll see you around
A brand new reality
A brand new reality
(Brand Times 10)
I guess I’ll see you around

Bravo! Now, the parody.

There’s no visible quality

So just stop making columns

You can do this quickly and say

-Uhhhhhhhhh…………………………………………………………………….NEW IDEA!!! Quick, Tigerboy! Sing the tune as a hint to our readers!One catchy tune coming up, Zarion! Dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-doo-bah, Ay-gent P! Just imagine the tune during the song, peoples. (It’s a word.)

Backing scat: Blah-blah-blah-hah

Cuddles: He’s Green Thumb!

Zarion: He’s a semi-snobbish column making monkey of action!

Backing Scat: Blahhy-blahhy-blah-blah

Zarion: He’s a cowardly little nuisance, who will ALWAYS flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay! He’s got more than just bad taste,

Cuddles: Wah-ah-ah

Zarion: He’s got a huge electric bill!

Cuddles: Ah-ah

Zarion: And all my friends scream in horror when they hear him say-

Pause the song! Huh? OKay…. Wait for it… I’VE COMPLETED ANOTHER COLUMN-TASTIC MASTERPIECE!AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! There! The saying, and the screams! (Ooh, good comic-book title.)

Zarion: He’s Green Thumb, Green Thumb the Annoying!

Zarion out.

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Contest Winner ANNOUNCED

And the winner is…………………………………………………………………………………………………………..SYRIKA!!! Of course, the mysterious other entry person “PurpleStripedFudge” is the runner up. PRIZE TIME!! Syrika, you get a bag of olives, I know you like them. Other user, you are anonymous, so here’s a free Tigerboy stuffed animal. Pull the string, and it talks. Goodbye, folks!

Zarion out

1. Coming Up Next: Tigerboy and  I get revenge on Green Thumb for his song parody insulting us. Sweet, sweet revenge!

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Game Show: Studying With Syrika

Hello, loyal (we hope) viewers, it is time to help Syrika with her studying. She has to memorize the second definition of context and, also, the definition of terminology. Time for a  GAME SHOW!!!!

Syrika? Conterminolotext? Whoa. You have problems. Tigerboy!I mean, seriously messed up problems, like Zarion-Tigerboy! Do you also have a diseased imagination? TIGERBOY!!!! What?Leave. Foo. Anyway, it’s time to help her memorize those definitions with a song in……”Can You Memorize More Things Than A Diseased Woodchuck?” By the way, this is not her idea, the winner will be announced tomorrow. Now, time to memorize the definition of “terminology” with a song. I will type it, then Syrika will name the definition. Are you, ready, Spoink?Yesiryessiryessiryessiryesiryessiryessiryesssir!!!!!! (Too much steak.) Pffffffft! Yes! Sir! Yessiryessir!

“Terminology”

T-t-t-t-ermin, termin, termin, ter-ter-ter-minology!  Vocabulary pertaining to a certain subject!

Sub-sub-sub-subject! Vocab-vo-vo-vo-CAB-ulary! CERTAIN SUBJECT! Ter-ter-ter-ter-min-ology!

It relates to a specific subject! Subject, subject, sub-sub-subject….Terminology! Word.

Tigerboy! How many times do I have to tell you to stop saying that?  Sorry. Anyway, it’s time for Syrika’s part. Syrika, what does”terminology” mean? Am I allowed to look up at the answer?No. Close your eyes, and dictate to me.Vocabulary pootaining two ah soitoin superjack? Nyoof foo foo.  Think harder. Academic terms. Wait, we’re out of time. Goodbye, folks!         Zarion out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dumb and Meaningless Questions

Hi, Syrika here. I’ve got a list of stupid questions. Here we go:

Which part is the wink: when the eyelid closes or opens?

Did Mac invent ‘mac n’ cheese?’

Why are board games called ‘bored games’ when they’re entertaining?

Why are soup and stew two different things? Couldn’t someone just call stew ‘chunky soup?’

Why is swiss cheese holy?

Couldn’t iPads just be called miPads?

Can bananas get sunburned if they don’t have their peel on?

Does Zarion have something better to do than sit at his magical computer and yell at his comedy writers with a five o’clock shadow all day?

If deserts are bad, then why are they called desserts?

Shouldn’t warthogs be called something that hurts their feeling less?

When people are five, why are they ‘kids in your garden?’

Who named zucchini? I mean, SERIOUSLY!!!!!

FbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbggTh-That’s all, folks!

Random Fact: There is no technical name for @. Most people pronounce it as ‘at,’ but it’s not approved or something.

Green Thumb’s Column: Miscellaneous Soup

It stinks. I hate it SO MUCH, that I have created a song parody of my own to express my feelings. Enjoy, culture-less, twits.

“Mediocrity”

I know you like the blog known as Miscellaneous Soup

which is so not wonderful

Bad humor, too many explosions, I know that I despise it all

 

I will make you change your mind

and my column can run all the time

And it’s all a bore

I’m telling you just how I feel!

So, wake up, members of Zarion’s fan base (all four of you)

It’s my time to shine

Just read my anti-Tigerboy flyers-take one!

Take the time to see the Green Thumb side of every situation

 

This blog is meant to be cancelled

So leave rude comments and leave the rest to me

 

I know it’s time to put culture back into the blogging world

Then it will be so wonderful

Full-time ‘Green Thumb’s Column’- I know somehow it’s gonna be mine

I’ll feel so wonderful

Show me how you can malign

The so called-humor in Miscellaneous Soup

 

And it’s all a bore

I’m telling you just how I feel!

So, wake up, members of Zarion’s fan base (all four of you)

It’s my time to shine

Just read my anti-Tigerboy flyers-take one!

Take the time to see the Green Thumb side of every situation

Just leave rude comments and leave the rest to me

 

Mediocrity

Mediocrity

That’s all this blog is, so just cancel your free subscriptions!

So, wake up, members of Zarion’s fan base (all four of you)

It’s my time to shine

Just read my anti-Tigerboy flyers-take one!

If you like mediocrity just read Zarion’s writing

Mediocrity

Mediocrity

Blatant mediocrity….

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Song Parody: It’s Pi Day

MY SOURCE: http://www.directlyrics.com/rebecca-black-friday-lyrics.html

 

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-yum)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

8 pm, getting up from the kitchen table

Gotta be good, must get to the fridge

Gotta get everyone’s bowl, and some silverware

Seein’ everything, my mouth is salivating

Waiting on for dessert, everybody’s rushin’

Gotta get to the table

gotta grab a napkin, everyone’s droolin’ (everyone’s droolin’)

 

Sittin’ in my seat

anticipatin’ in my mouth

Gotta make up my mind

Which piece can I take?

 

It’s Pi Day, it’s pi day!

Gotta eat pie on Pie Day!

Everyone’s lookin’ forward to the slicing, the slicing

Pi Day, Pi Day,

Eating pie on Pi Day

Everyone’s looking forward to dessert

 

Munchin’, Munchin’(Yeah)

Munchin’, munchin’(Yeah)

Yum, yum, yum, yum

Looking forward to the next helping

 

12:05, midnight, need a little snack

Salivating so fast, I want a napkin

Pie, pie, pie, think about pie

You know how delicious it is

I have a slice, you have a slice

Everyone is suddenly by my pie

I have a slice, we all have a slice

Now we eat it

 

Sittin’ in my seat

anticipatin’ in my mouth

Gotta make up my mind

Which piece should I bite?

 

It’s Pi Day, it’s Pi day

Gotta eat pie on Pi day

Everyone’s looking forward to dessert time, dessert time

It’s Pi Day!

THE END

 

Zarion out.

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NEWS

I am making an official song for Miscellaneous Soup. The song will be…………..a parody of the theme song from Victorious. Real lyrics….

Here I am, once again
feeling lost but now and then
I breath it in to let it go

and you don't know
where you are now
with what it will come to
if only somebody could hear

When you figure out how
your lost in the moment you
disappear

(Chorus)

You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action
your never gonna fade you'll be the main attraction
not a fantasy
just remember me
when it turns out right
'cuz you know that if you live in your imagination
tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination
in my victory
just remember me
when I make it SHINE!

(2nd Verse)

Reaching high
feeling low
I'm holding on but letting go

I like to shine
I'll shine for you

And it's time to show the world how
it's a little bit closer
as long as I'm ready to go

All we have is right now
as long as you feel it inside you know ....

(Chorus)

You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action
your never gonna fade you'll be the main attraction
not a fantasy
just remember me
when it turns out right
'cuz you know that if you live in your imagination
tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination
in my victory
just remember me
when I make it SHINE!

(Bridge)

Everyone can tell you how it's all been said and done (Ooo whoa)
That harder times will change your mind and make you wanna run
But you want it
And you need it
Like you need to breath the air
If they doubt you
Just believe it
That's enough to get you there

(Chorus)

You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action
your never gonna fade you'll be the main attraction (Ooo whoa)
not a fantasy
just remember me
when it turns out right (Turns Out right)
'cuz you know that if you live in your imagination
tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination (Oooh)
in my victory (Oooh)
just remember me
when I make it SHINE!

My version of the song.

“Subscribe”

Here I am, once again

making parodies, now and then

I laugh to let my happiness go

 

And you don’t know

where I am now

and what new posts I will do

if only you could subscribe

 

When you figure out how

you can get new blog posts

automatically

 

Here I am, once again

making parodies, now and then

I laugh to let my happiness go

 

I’m never afraid to put my dream into action

My lawyers will never keep me from being sued into traction

make a parody

just read this

when it gets posted

‘cuz you know that if you read Miscellaneous Soup

tomorrow you won’t be treated like dog poop

In your comments

just, please, remember to

SUBSCRIBE

 

(2nd verse)

Eating pretzels

feeling happy

I’m making blog posts while surfing the Web

 

I like to make

fun of things, especially you! (Mr. Ponypants)

 

And it’s time to show the world how

it’s a little bit crazier

because of Miscellaneous Soup!

 

All Tigerboy’s insanity goes into this

because, otherwise, he would be in jail

 

Here I am, once again

making parodies, now and then

I laugh to let my happiness go

 

 

I’m never afraid to put my dream into action

My lawyers will never keep me from being sued into traction

make a parody

just read this

when it gets posted

‘cuz you know that if you read Miscellaneous Soup

tomorrow you won’t be treated like dog poop

In your comments

just, please, remember to

SUBSCRIBE

 

Everyone can tell you that satires and parodies are fun

but Miscellaneous Soup can show you how it’s done! (Take that, Mad magazine!)

But you want to

And you need to

Like Happy needs to destroy something

SUBSCRIBE! (It’s free)

If people laugh at you

Just believe that

This material is actually funny

 

Here I am, once again

making parodies, now and then

I laugh to let my happiness go

 

I’m never afraid to put my dream into action

My lawyers will never keep me from being sued into traction

make a parody

just read this

when it gets posted

‘cuz you know that if you read Miscellaneous Soup

tomorrow you won’t be treated like dog poop

In your comments

just, please, remember to

SUBSCRIBE

THE END

You know what? What? This stinks. You’re right. I’ll change it to this:

‘Get big laughs at Miscellaneous Soup!”

MUCH better. Ditto/

Zarion out.

 

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And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors

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Zarion out.

Miscellaneous Soup Halloween Spooktacular

Zarion: Like the new format for typing? Play script! This way, it’s easier to tell who’s talking! I had a great time trick-or-treating with Tigerboy, Syrika and Rica. WooHIOOOOO SUGAR RUSDH BALARGHHHH BORK BORK…….(coughs) Excuse me. Anyway, I went as the Swedish Chef, Rica as Spongebob, Syrika as a bat, and Tigerboy as a horrible costume.

Tigerboy: (indignantly)I had an “ugly face” costume. A classic.

Zarion: THE ‘UGLY FAC E’ WAS ME!!!!

Tigerboy: Exactly. And now, the top ten worst Halloween costumes to use. Note: None of these were actually seen by me.

10. A terrorist

9. An assassin

8. A deposed dictator

7. A still ruling dictator.

6. The invisible man

5. A robber

4. A hideous goblin from the Oobleck Dimension (Believe me, I know! -Tigerboy)

3. Swat Team/FBI Agent

2. Policeman with an actual gun, taser, attack dog, and badge.

1. Navy Seal (Hmmmmmmmm…….-Zarion) (Don’t even think about it!!!! -Momicon)

Zarion: Bye, and happy Halloween! BWUAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAH!!!!

ZARION OUT.

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Green Thumb’s Column: Something’s Up

Well, Zarion hasn’t been posting recently AND hasn’t retaliated at my insult to him. I suspect trouble.

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The Structure of….Tigerboy eating a baked potato.

1. Mashes it to a pulp with his fork.

2. Puts WAY too much spices on it.

3. Eats it.

4. Goes to the bathroom.

5. 10 hours later, comes out, complains of stomach troubles.

 

Zarion out.

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Green Thumb’s Column: It’s time to parody Zarion. WOO!

Here’s the original lyrics to the song that will parody Zarion. Aka, the real lyrics.

My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh ahh ahh ahhh… [Twilight Sparkle]

(My Little Pony) I used to wonder what friendship could be [Twilight Sparkle]

(My Little Pony)Until you all shared its magic with me

[Rainbow Dash] Big adventure,

[Pinkie Pie] tons of fun

[Rarity] A beautiful heart,

[Applejack] faithful and strong

[Fluttershy] Sharing kindness,

[Twilight Sparkle] it’s an easy feat And magic makes it all complete . You have My Little Ponies

Do you know you’re all my very best friends?

(Twilight Sparkle) When I was young I was too busy to make any friends. Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.

But my little ponies, you opened up my eyes And now the truth is crystal clear, like splendid summer skies.

And it’s such a wonderful surprise. (My Little Pony) I used to wonder what friendship could be. (My Little Pony) Until you all shared its magic with me.

My version:

Your horrible blog, your horrible blog, blech, blech, blech, blech

(Your horrible blog) I used to know what quality writing was

(Your horrible blog) Until your inane and insane antics tortured me

(Zarion Kreena) An annoying nuisance

(Tigerboy) Tons of stupidness

(Cuddles) An annoyingly-cutesy-wootsy voice

(Lucky) Too shy, and annoying

(Happy) Blaring noises

(Lucky) Rabbit meat

All of  my worst enemies

Do you even know how crude your blog is?

(Green Thumb the Noble) When I was young, I was too busy to make any friends. Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.

And, this annoying blog has opened up my eyes. I should have get a salary with a price that will continuously rise.

Oh, that would be a wonderful surprise. (Your horrible blog) I used to wonder what eternal torture could be. (Your horrible blog) Until you all shared its meaning with me.

THE END

Green Thumb out.

 

 

 

 

 

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Extreme Blog Makeover With Tigerboy!!

Like my new look? ‘Nuff said!

Tigerboy out.

It’s Your Two Year Anniversary, Miscellaneous Soup, Part 1 NOTE: NOT COMPLETELY IN ORDER

Tigerboy: It’s Miscellaneous Soup with our very special guest stars,EVERY SINGLE POST WE’VE EVER DONE!

Zarion: Disclaimer: Titles will not be shown, only content, and pages might not be shown. Enjoy!

It’s time to make a parody

It’s time to type the posts

It’s time to meet Zarion Kreena on Miscellaneous Soup tonight.

It’s time to put on costumes

It’s time to dress up right

It’s time to raise the (metaphorical) curtain on Miscellaneous Soup tonight.

Green Thumb: Why do I always come here?

I guess I’ll never know

It’s like a kind of torture

To have to read the blog

Tigerboy: And now let’s get things started

CuddlesJeremy, Lucky, Happy, Syrika, Rica, Momicon, Dadicon, Silicon: Why don’t you get things started?

It’s time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational parody-ational-

This is what we call Miscellaneous Soup!

(Happy does a rim shot on a drum set.)

Post….In Order…Start to Finish….You do not have to read them, just appreciate the work.

The Structure of Superhero Episodes on T.V.

I’ve been thinking, and, when you watch superhero cartoons on television, the plot is predictable. I’ll show you:

1. Villain escapes from jail/ hatches new plot in lair.

2.  Hero finds out about plot , and tries to stop villain.

3. Hero fails to stop villain; villain gets away and usually gives some cryptic clue about what they’re doing next.

4. Hero figures out clue, rushes off to place to where villain will strike next.

5. Her0 and villain battle, superhero gets knocked out somehow.

6. Hero regains consciousness, finds out that they’re in death trap, that’s meant to destroy them.

7. Villain tells what trap is meant to do, leaves to carry out the plan.

8. Villain says,”Nothing can stop me now! Ha,ha,ha,ha!” Hero escapes from trap, stops villain.

9. Villain gets carted off to jail.

Now, don’t get me wrong here, I know that sometimes that exact thing doesn’t happen, but I am explaining it the best I can. Also, things might be a little bit different  with to-be-continued stories, but that’s to be expected. After all, they are to-be-continuedstories, not to-be-told-in-one-sitting-stories. That’s what regular stories are for. This is Zarion Kreena, signing off from this post!

My Family

Hi! I’m going to tell you about our alien family

Syrika: Good with Earth blocks(Legos), loves reading, 10 Earth years old, has an alien Boompacay which is disguised as a diaper rag (This is true! Hard to believe but true! Trust me!)

Dadicon: Good with Earth computers, sudoku, and sports

Momicon: Sweet, good with cooking, very, very good humored.

Silicon: Can read with fingers(Cool, huh?), loud, loves to read

Haringarediiricanunchucksharrypottermilkthisisalongname (or, for short,Rica.): Loves Silicon(the person,not the item), Thomas the Train Engine, Barney, and food, also loves to watchSpongebob Squarepants and iCarly, loves to play with toy cars

Zarion: Loves reading anything, pickles, pretzels,potatoes, pasta, peas(sometimes)green beans, and Harry Potter! I love Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!!                                 Also, this week is the fortieth anniversary of Sesame Street. Yahoo!

Announcing, the First Blog Entry!

This is my very first blog! My name is Zarion Kreena, and my family and I are from Planet Potter of the Harry! I have come to this planet, to entertain, amuse, and make you laugh with stories, lists, poems, and other items. It’s a regular miscellaneous soup! Oh, and I will review some of my favorite books, and comics!

A Silly Story: Cuddles and Company! Part 1

First of all, you should know that the characters in Cuddles and Company are babies. Cuddles, the baby elephant, who is good at finger-painting, bad at cooking and belly-dancing. Also, he is cute. Well, mostly cute. Next, there is Lucky. He is a sweet baby bunny who can usually be found gardening, and,well, that’s it, really. Happy, the baby monkey, is crazed about extreme sports, inventions, and pranks. Finally, there is Jeremy. Jeremy is a baby frog. Yes, I said frog. Not tadpole, frog. Weird, I know, but I love him all the same. Jeremy loves playing with Lucky, eating crackers, and being adorable and helpful. Oh, Syrika just told me that I can add Bumpy now. Bumpy is the Boompacay I told you about in my last post. she is the cutest (alien) puppy in the world. Nothing, I repeat nothing, can change that. Now, the introduction is over, time for the tale to begin!

The Chew Toy of Evil!!!!!!!

Cuddles is having a ball in the park! He gave 12 people his (deadly/disgusting) Gumbo Surprise, maimed 3 mean dogs, and ate peanuts from nice old ladies. Also, he got maimed by 5 gentle kittens. Meanwhile,in space, a strange meteor was coming down to Earth. Nobody knew that the meteor would cause crazy chaos to come to Grand Rapids. Duh-duh-dum! Now, Cuddles is playing with Lucky on the seesaw. “Whee!” Lucky yelled. ‘Whee! Whee-AHHHHHH!” Cuddles had jumped a teensy bit too hard on the seesaw, and sent Lucky flying into the air! He flew into space and saw a weird meteor. “Hey! What’s that?” Lucky squealed with delight (“Marble! Yahoo!”) and took the shiny, glowing, “marble.” Suddenly, Lucky began to morph into a hideous monster! “ROARRR!” Then, all was silent as the Lucky-like creature fell back to Earth.

To Be Continued……

We Interrupt This Story For A Special Announcement

Sorry, to interrupt the suspenseful story, but I have a special announcement! You are going to see one of the weirdest lists ever! But, not right now! Now, back to the silly story!

Thank You

This is a just a quick shoutout to all my friends and relatives and teachers who posted comments! Thank you!

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The Silly Story Continues Part 2!!!!!

The hideous Lucky-Beast fell back to Earth! It was so extremely disgusting! The monster had purple skin, looked like a dinosaur, and- wait a minute! Lucky turned into a clone of Barney! The Apocalypse is upon us! No!!!! I’m sorry,readers, but this is too distressing. I can’t continue. I’m sorry. It’s just that Barney is so horrible! I mean come on! I love you, you love me we’re a happy- BLAH,BLAH,BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone who hates Barney should read this. In fact, I’m going to do a post of it. Just a second.

Okay, I’m done with my rant. I’ll post it after this. So, Lucky has turned into a Barney(shudder wince) clone. Now, he’s back on Earth, and people are terrified. “AAAAHHHH! A Barney monster is saying that he wants carrots and trying to hug people! HEELLPPPP!” So, Lucky was feared all his life and was hunted until the day he died.

THE END!

What? Why are you still reading the story? It’s over! Scram! Beat it! Okay, fine, I’ll give Lucky a happy ending, just stop bothering me!!!!

Bumpy toddled up to Lucky, ate ten magicberries, and wished that Lucky was back to normal. Then, it happened. Whew! I finished.So,

The End!  (For real this time!)

I hate Barney! It’s so dangity-dang stupid! No offense to Barney-lovers, but it just seems so stupid to me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH! I’m so annoyed. I have a new for Barney. They do the usual songs. Then, they say,”Okay, Barney is cancelled!” Next, for 35 minutes, they have a blank screen with bagpipe music going on. Finally, they scream, “Hey! What are you waiting for! The show’s over, dagnabbit!” There. I just needed to get that out of my system. Now, I’ll save this as a draft, continue with Part 2, post it, and then I’ll post this. Don’t worry, I’m going back to the funny stuff. Be on the lookout for some poems.

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My Math Curse! By Zarion Kreena!

It all started when out teacher read us The Math Curse. As soon as she read it, my head spun, and I felt dizzy and faint. Then, something strange happened to me: Everything felt like a math problem! Just then, I started to feel slightly hungry. My mind started drifting off. “Uh,oh.…….” That was my last thought before things started getting even weirder. “Yumm.” I thought in my head. “Pretzels and pickles are in my lunch. What would 1 pretzel times 2 pickles equal? Hey it’s time for lunch! Why isn’t anyone getting up? Is the clock wrong, or is another clock wrong? Are all the clocks wrong?”Everything went downhill from there. When I started wondering about my book order form, a strange math problem popped into my head. 1 book order form + 2 book order books minus 2 random books + a boat= What? What was going on? Just then, my math teacher told me to go. “Um,it’s time to go?” I thankfully hurried off to the gym for lunch. As soon as I had gotten my milk, I sat down by my science teacher’s class’s table. Everything was perfect. Except for one thing. Another math problem had waltzed into my head. “If I had 1.5 pretzels in my lunch, then what would that be in fraction form?” I babbled.“Arggghhhh!” I burst out!(in my head) “When will this Math Curse stop!??!” After an even more terrifying lunch involving gallons, pickle juice, and milk, I went over to Language Arts. “Hopefully, math can’t follow me here.” I muttered to myself. I was wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. In L.A., a paper that was due later this month. While she was talking, I silently hoped to myself, that break would come soon. Gratefully, it did. As the teacher said the we would talk more about it after break, I zoomed to the bathroom. I really needed to use the toilet. As I got there, I realized that more math problems awaited me there! There’s 5 people in the bathroom, and only 3 stalls. How many irritated sighs will I make while waiting? Will a half-empty toilet paper roll last for everyone? Will I make it to class on time?

39 minutes later.….

Now our teacher says that the essay is worth 60% of our grade! Oh well, no time to think about it now, I have to get to history class! We have been learning about continents. Urpp.… Not again…I feel queasy.. 7 continents + 5 bored kids minus 2 who have planner signatures from not paying attention = ?????.

1 hour later…

Let’s see. What should I put in my backpack for homework? 1 math project a certain book which I forgot the title+ 2 L.A. assignments+ 3 technology projects equals.. I don’t know, I’ll just put all of it in my backpack.

At Bedtime.….

I can’t believe it! My math curse wore off! Yes! Finally! Then, there was a knock on my door, and my mom came in. “I heard about your My Math Curse project, and I got something from the library that may help you. Here you go.” As soon as I looked at it, I knew it was going to be trouble. It was a copy of The Math Curse 2: The Algebra Strikes Back! “NOOOO!!!!!!!!” I shouted, My curse had come back! If the Math Curse doubles its power every 5 times, then how many years will it stay with me, if the equation has a factor of double the sum, then if I added if to 1 and three quarters, then what will the equilabric function of the splaterrigidivisor be if you added it to the quadritic equation of a chicken leg? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     This is horrible! HELLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are marginally closer to the secret you find. Now, you must find the very first time Lucky the baby bunny appeared.

A Limerick

Oh, there once was a boy from Planet Gleep,

Who thought he was cool by (in class) saying,”MEEP!”

Got, from his teacher in the form of a demerit , big trouble,

And when he got home, his parents found out, and the trouble became double(d)!

So,kids, in class, don’t say,”Meep!”

Holiday

I’m going to do this whenever I think that an important holiday is coming up, just so you know!

Happy Veteran’s Day!

The Intro To A New Story Format!

Welcome to a wacky, weird, and crazy new post! I’m going to introduce something that I call “Last Letter in Word is First Letter in Next Wordology”! Here’s an example: Angry yaks stole eggs. I made certain letters bold, so you would understand this new story format. I may have to write and post the actual story next time, but I wanted the introduction to be on here now! Bye!

Happy B-Day!

Happy Birthday to a friend of mine from school! I hope you visit my blog soon!

A Warning

Beware of doctor’s offices. They are instruments of torture. I know, because I had an appointment today. So, beware and watch out.

The Every Category Post

I will now put every category onto this post. Why, you ask? Well,  I feel a sense of obligation to use all of my categories, as there’s some that I haven’t used yet.

Spider-Man!!!

This is Zarion Kreena, coming to you live from….his house. Frankly, nothing really interesting is happening, so I’ll just tell you a joke that I made up myself:

Q: What does a lumber-jack have for dessert?

A: Chop-late chip cookies!!!!

(Cue laughing, cheering, and more laughing. None? Oh well, the day is still <relatively> young.)

Anyway, this is my amazing, detailed, gushingly weird  salute to Spider-Man! “You’re cool.” What? I did tell you that nothing really interesting is happening. This is Zarion Kreena, signing off from this post!

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Special Post To A Friend

This is a special post to a friend of mine from Hebrew School, he knows who he is.

I hope that you feel much, much better and that nothing bad happens. Have a great day!

Sincerely,

Zarion Kreena

P.S. You know who I am, so I’m not putting my real name.

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Book Review

Here’s my review of World’s Dumbest Criminals: Funny, yet elegant and charming with a hint of stupidness.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I, Zarion Kreena , who has never won a prize as far as he can remember, won the Sherpa Dew competition!!!!! Go me! Everything is going right today!

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The Top Five Worst Things to Find in Your Locker

5. A half-dead chicken dragging itself to you and saying,”Mama, Mama!”

4. A monkey.

3. A dead body.

2. Chipmunks.

1. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, tons of homework.

An Angry Rant + Three Links = This Blog Post

First of all, I would like to give a heartfelt message to all the people who are mean to me at school: YOU’RE ALL STINKING JERKS,YOU NUMBSKULLS! There, now that that’s over with, it’s time for the links. First;y, I have a link to a super-cool Jewish teen website.

http://www.jvibe.com

Secondly, here’s a link to a website that allows you to have fun with heredity. Also, funnily enough, we used in science class today.

http://www2.ecc.org/WebLabs/Directory1.html

And,just for fun, a third.

http://www.archiecomics.com Bye, readers! Stay in school! Brush your teeth! Don’t talk to strangers! Keep reading this blog! No, seriously, keep reading this! Farewell!

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Yes!!!

Wiggle, wiggle, crack!  Plop! My tooth came out! Yahhoo!!!! See you tomorrow, bloggy budarinos! (pronounced Bud-oh-reee-nose)

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YODELAYYYYYYYY-HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I’m  in a yodeling mood! But, I’d better not, or your computer/laptop screen will shatter! Bye!

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Woodchips!

At school on Friday while waiting to get inside, me and my friends were assaulted by woodchips. So, be careful with woodchips.

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An Ode To Pretzels

To celebrate the one week anniversary of my bog, I give you a poem entitled Ode To Pretzels.

Oh, pretzels, I love you, you are sweet!

You are much better than the dreaded meat!

Oh, pretzels I will never scorn,

For without you I am forlorn!

Thank you, to all who have read this blog,

See you next time! Don’t fall into a bog!

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Monkeys

Angry yaks stole Edna’s soap! Papa angrily yanked “Dude’s Soap”. Pineapple Ernest told dramas secretly. Yvette egged Damion’s sofa. Also, Owen nicked Damion’s soup. Papa ate Ernest’s souffle. Sadly, Yvette stole May’s yam. Monkeys stole Edna’s “Starry Yeast-Yeep” painting. Granny yelled “Damian! Never rip pants!” “So?!” Owen screamed. Drake egged Sarah. “Yahhhhh!” House yowled. “Dan nicked Dude’s Soap.” Perry yawned.

THE ( Safe) END

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Boo!

It’s Friday the Thirteenth! I hope nothing happens to this-

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4/5

Mr.ChickenPotPie was sent home in Part 3, and now he is nervously waiting for the third ghost. Suddenly, a silent, eerie figure rises up from behind Mr.Chicken, and blows an air horn.“YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!” he screamed. The ghostly chicken grabbed our (not so much of a)hero, and showed him what his future would be. “NO! I’ll turn into a… a…MIME!!!??? THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!!!(Note:I like mimes, unlike Mr.ChickenPotPie.)I’ll change! I’ll change!” And with that, he was sent back to his house. Slowly, he looked around, searching for the ghosts. Not finding them, he slowly walked over to the cupboard, and started eating more KFC. What a hypocrite.

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The New Year is Coming

The New Year is coming, so expect some new surprises, prank ideas, and much, much more. YAHOO!! (Coming Tomorrow: Remembrance of Past years, Part Five of Five, and,hopefully,Chapter 3 of Alien Chronicles!!)

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Ponui is here, and he is posting!

Hello! I am Ponui, hailing all the way from the far-away land ofPonui Theater! I am also involved in this Inter-Blog Swap. And, since I don’t know what to post about, I am gonna’ search it. My internet search gave me wonderful ideas, sorta. Since I was just overwhelmed by great ideas, I will not post about anything specific. So, yesterday, I walked into a general store, and asked if they had blue and green striped chocolate cookies. They sent me out of the store and told me that I couldn’t buy anything specific at a general store. Ba-Dump-Bump.And of course, that is how you know I am not a phony, because if I was a phony, I would have been able to enjoy that blue and green chocolate cookie I was so looking forward to. Bye!

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Introducing,drum roll please,(drum noises)…. THE SCARY-O-METER!

I saw a certain movie with my cousins and I just got back. Here’s a hint as to what the feature is: High, squeaky voices, relations to squirrels, Alvin and the Chipmunks is it’s name, I just gave it away, oh well. The Scary-O-Meter shows how scary something would be to me, on a scale of one to ten. Now, here’s the terrifying thing: The new version, taking place some time after the book, Alice and Wonderland movie. I’m terrified. The meter says that the scariness factor is 10.5. It’s absolutely right. The characters are scary. Here’s a link to the movie, if you dare. Sorry,I just checked, and I can’t find a link, so just Google “Alice in Wonderland 2010.”

Results of “Operation:Beauty Project”(Sorry I Couldn’t Put This Down Earlier)

The results were excellent. I can’t put the(blurred to protecr their identitys)photoson yet, but I can tell you what we did. We made beauty products with(clean)toilet water, and our victim, ahem, I mean customer, put the cheek thing and the eyebrow thing on. Simple as that. Uh, oh. What if they read this post? If you need me, I’ll be hiding in the closet. Gulp.

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A Fictional Crossover the Likes of Which Have Never Been Seen Before(on this blog)

I was searching my home planet on WordPress.com, and I saw someone doing a crossover involving Wolverine and Harry Potter. Now, let’s see what  it would be like if Spider-Man and Cuddles, Jeremy, Lucky, and Happy ever met.(Note:The babies speak in Baby-Talk/Cuddles-ese.) Spider-Man=italicsCuddles&Company = Bold

Whoah, why do I see furry little stuffed animals wearing cheesy costumes down there? Hewwo, Spider-Man! We’re your biggest fans! Sorry, I have to go. Bye!

Well, that wasn’t interesting. Sorry. Also, go onhttp://ponui.wordpress.com!! Bye, we’re leaving for a hotel! Yeeha!

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Ba-dump-bump.

If you like “ba-dump-bump”, then go on Ponui’s blog today onPonui.wordpress.com. Thanks!

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Ponui

Who is Ponui, exactly? Well, Ponui is,for sure, someone who is a good blogger. So, go on his/her’s(I’m trying to protect your identity.) blog. Also, read the vaudeville things,and help Ponui with ideas for a to-be-continued tale. my idea is a pony who is bitten by a vampire, and turns into a superhero.

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Ponui.WordPress.com

Ponui.wordpress.com is a great website! I know Ponui very well, so you should go on it! NOW!!!!

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Syrika’s Angry Rant About Tinkerbell(Post #2 by Syrika)

Razzin frazzin dingdong!!!!!!!!!! Zarionikinz didn’t let me make my own title, grumble grumble. Anyway, this is an angry rant- made INTO A GAME SHOW!!!!!!!!! This is called Nicknames for Numbskulls, and on the first show ever, we’re starring Tinkerbell!!!!! Our first contestant is some hobo we found in a garbage truck. His name is Some Hobo. So, Some, what nickname do you have in mind for our awful enemy?Uhhhh……….Snorksnorksnork Stiggerbell? Okay, Stinkerbell. A very traditional name, I will rate it 5/10. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!  So,our next contestant hopefully will be better than Some Hobo. Introducing…Vidia! So, Vidia, I understand you are also a Never Fairy? Why, yes. And I absolutely loathe Tinkerbell, like I loathe every other fairy in Neverland. So that’s why my nickname for her is Tinklebell.(Note: This is Zarion speaking. That’s creative, but it’s already been in a spoof. Oh well. Sorry.) Well, that is a name, but it’s quite boring…SECURITY! GET HER OUT OF HERE! THREE OUT TEN! THREE OUT OF TEN! Hey, hey, you can’t do this to meee……ARK!!! So, this is our last contestant. I know, I know only three contestants, but we’re tight on money here. Give a warm welcome to….. Evil Flame of Death!! (Note: He speaks in baby-talk/Cuddles-ese. BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!)Hewwo, efwybody. My name for da conteest ees Teenkerbelch!Tinkerbelch, did you say Tinkerbelch? Yes, Teenkerbelch!Tinkerbelch?! YES, TEENKERBELCH!!!!!!!! Tinkerbelch?TEENKERBELCH! TEENKERBELCH! TEENKERBELCH! WOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!! It’s…it’s TEN OUT TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!! And, for the grand finale we have Tinkerbell trapped in a little glass jar! Ahem.. I mean Tinkerbelch! So, Evil Flame of Death, you have the honors of crushing this little fairy that everyone hates! Okay, my pweasure.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Da-da-dah. Da-da-dahhh..Ah, who cares! HOORAY!!! And now, this game show is over!!! Shoo, shoo! Go talk to Zarion! Hey, why do I always say something like that when I end something I am writing on this blog?

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The Great Debate

Debates have been part of our country for years. We’ve haggled and argued over many things. Now, let the debate begin! It’s NEB511 versus his father,AnonymousMan, over the perilous problem of why NEB511 can’t get a dog. NEB511=italics, AnonymousMan=bold. Begin!! This is me.

AnonymousMan is a cold hearted noodle-face! He defies the right of every American citizen on a daily basis. That right, is the right to own a dog! How does he sleep at night while he undermines the great American fore-fathers? And for a rebuttal?Dogs smell. Yes, dogs do smell,but not as much as the cold hearted commie that AnonymousMan is! They stink too. Do they stink? Or, does AnonymousMan think they stink because of his COLD HEARTED COMMUNIST WAYS! The only good dog…… is an animated dog. Like Scooby-Doo? Yes, of course. And also the dog who perfected casualness,Huckleberry Hound. And the dog who had a supreme intellect,of course, I am referring to none other than Mr.Peabody. Never a stink, never a smell. Just wonderful companions. Will there be a compromise? This is getting tough. An animated dog? Wasn’t “The Smurfs” an animated show? About commies? Also, the dogs with perfected casualness and supreme intellect each had many numerous flaws. Huckleberry Hound had a severe case of depression which he attempted to fix by playing sad country songs on his sad, sad guitar. Mr. Peabody was a great companion to Sherman, a 10 year old boy, who he spent a great deal of time with, in his laboratory which is NOT safe for 10 year olds! The best dog in my opinion is a real dog. In fact, I know that AnonymousMan has had many deep relationships with real dogs including a dog with the nickname, Ralph. Ralph has been described to me numerous times as a loyal companion during AnonymousMan’s mid-late 20′s and never once has AnonymousMan complained about Ralph’s “stench”. This is getting to be all-out war! Sadly, we have to stop, and it has been declared a draw. Don’t worry, we will have many more funny debates.

Headaches are Headaches WARNING: If you are sensitive, or weak of stomach, don’t read how my headache started.

Headaches:a. a sharp pain in your head b. an annoyance My headache really is an annoyance.(THIS IS THE PART THAT MAY MAKE PEOPLE QUEASY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)It started when I puked while going to a history museum. Ughh. Ever since then, I’ve had a splitting headache. It’s really annoying. Also, how do you like Ponui’s blog? I love it. Bye, for now.

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Blue +Pillow+Blolliw, Which means “Blue Pillow” OR The Definition of Portmanteau

The mathematical/grammatical process you see in the title, is called portmanteau. Portmanteau is the process of mixing two regular words together in order to get the same meaning. For example, Zarion+is+crazy=Ziscrarion. Ziscrarion means”Zarion is crazy. Tah-dah!!!  Wow, this hardly ever happens. I actually taught you something  useful. See you later!

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Mwuahahahahaa!!!!!

I am planning a prank with Jarannia! This is going to be awesome!!! (I’m not going to say what the pranks are, for fear of the p0rankees reading them.)

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3/5

Part 3:*

After Mr.ChickenPotPie was sent back, the Ghost of KFC Present appeared. He smelled musty, wore a cloak made of a thousand screaming souls, carried a bloody whip with oozing brains on it, and Hello Kitty slippers. “I have come to show you what your voracious chicken-eating has done.” Once again the chicken twirled through time/space and fell into a trash heap. “WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!” a poor chicken cried. “I have no income or home, ever since my husband, Freddy-Joe-BobBilly was sent to the chicken factory.” “So what, loser?”Mr.ChickenPotPie snarled.”Bah, humchicken!”(Due to certain factors, sueing me for one, I could not say ,”Bah, humbug!” Oops.) then, the woman chicken slapped him numerously and called him some things that I can not repeat in polite company. After that, he was sent home.

To be continued…

*I’m not doing anymore recaps.

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Kako

Jarannia’s dog is here. I am frightened. What if it bites me? I hope it deosn’t ruin the excitement of staying at Jarrannia’s house. Meep.

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Jarannia and Alykusasa are here! (I met a Mysterious Stranger.)

My two favorite cousins are here! (No offense to my other cousins. :) )We are planning a major prank plan on someone. Write in for appropiate ideas. You know, I have the power to approve or delete them, so BE APPROPIATE!!!!! I mean it!!!!! Oh, by the way, a met a guy at shul/synagogue who calls himself Mysterious Stranger. Hi, whoever you are!!!!! Now, I shall return to my funny duties!

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Part 2 of 5

Recap:The chicken ate glazed, lemony, chicken and didn’t share. Then, the pizza boy(and personal food getter and deliverer)left for his play where his character has-Hurry up!! Okay, first ghost. Sheesh. Then, the messenger ghost told Mr.ChickenPotPie that 3 ghosts would come and make him stop eating Kentucky Fried Chicken. Mr.Chicken(shortened version of his name, either this or “Chicken”)screamed.

Act Two

Mr.Chicken was still screaming, even though he fainted. Creepy. He woke up, and gasped!!!!! The first ghost had arrived! He was dressed in a Papa Mom’s pizza delivery outfit, and HE WAS A CHICKEN! “I have come for you. I am the ghost of KFC Past.” “Why are you being so abrupt?”Mr.Chicken inquired. “Well,” he replied,”this is the only spot where I’m in the story, and I want to sound my best. Now, let us take a little walk down Memory Lane.”

Act 2:Part 2

The chicken and ghost swirled and whirled through time and space, until they came to rest in a KFC store. “Mr.ChickenPotPie,”the ghost groaned,”you were stupid and evil here.” “You mean this was the place where I ordered KFC for the first time, and became infatuated with it?”Mr.Chicken asked. “Actually, no. This was the place where you teased the owner. The bad-tempered person who eats and cooks chickens who annoy him. You lost some feathers here. Now, I shall send you back, in the hopes that you have learnt your lesson. And if you have not, then you will be immediately visited by the Ghost of KFC Present.” Then, Mr.Chicken was sent back.

To Be Continued…..


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WE INTERRUPT THIS SPOOF FOR A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

I should have told you this before the story. Anyway, I had a near death experience in the shower. I forgot to open the drain. Okay, so I’m exaggerating. The water was a few inches. Sue me, if you dare. Happy is a very effective lawyer. And now, back to our regularly scheduled story…..

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A (Not So)Festive Chicken Tale: Part One of Five

Our chicken-eating hero. Say “hello” to Mr. Chicken Pot Pie.

Do you see that chicken? That’s Mr.ChickenPotPie. He’s the protagonist of this story(a spoof mentioned earlier in this blog), and he is,sadly, a cannibal. Mr.ChickenPotPie’s favorite food is KFC. Here’s a quote:”GIMME SOME KFC!!!!!!” Quite a charming and generous fellow. “I HEARD THAT!” Don’t mind him. He’s cranky, because I’m not letting him eat KFC until the story begins. This is quite a long introduction. Oh, well, time to begin!

Act One

Mr.Chicken(I’m using the shortened version)was gobbling up some glazed Kentucky Fried Chicken with a hint of lemon. “Oh, yum. Oh, I could eat this all day!”he squealed with his mouth full. Suddenly, the pizza delivery boy, who he employed as his GTFG(Get The Food Guy”spoke up.”Can I please go now? I have to perform in a play. My role is very important. It’s a person who has a mole on his-” “You’ve already told me about that, and I think that, to be blunt, you are disgusting and warped.”grumped the chicken, ever bore-ish.(Oops, I’m saving that line for my spoof of The Raven.) The pizza boy sighed, and went off to get the medium rare, extra spicy chicken wings. Fittingly, that’s when the wind started to howl, the trees burst like water balloons, and the chicken didn’t pay attention. “Yeah, yeah. Whine all you want, Fluffy, but you can’t eat my chicken.” Almost immediately, a strange ghostly figure popped up. “Well, duh. I’m the ghost.”the ghost said snootily. Hey, stop talking to me. I’m the not-supposed-to-be-spoken-to narrator, and it will confuse the reader. Sheesh. Anyway, the ghost wailed,”Mr.Chicken, Mr.Chicken….You will be haunted by three chickens to stop you from eating KFC!” “NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!” Mr.ChickenPotPie screamed!

To be continued…*

*Note: This story may be continued later.

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Are you surprised?

I’m posting today, because we left for Grandmacon D and Grampacon L’s yesterday. Be prepared to see a spoof of “A Christmas Carol.”

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Notice

We actually might not leave for Minnesota tomorrow, because of the predicted snowstorm. So, just in case, don’t expect any new posts tomorrow. Sorry in advance.

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New Movie

Wow! There’s an awesome, new(fake)movie! Revenge of the Spoons: The Cutlery-pire Strikes Back! The reviews for it are stunning! Look at them1

“I’ll never look at my silverware the same again.”The New Spork Times.

“I’m getting scared of my knives.” The Grand Rapids Dishwasher Press.

“No matter how many times you come back, I’ll always stop you.”Meat E. Cleaver, the hero.

“Bah! That’s crazy talk!” The Villians.

Description: A year ago, the evil cutlery of Fine China City was attacked by its evil silverware and kitchen utensils. Now, they’ve escaped from the giant drawer that trapped them, and are out forrevenge.

Clinking and cooking to homes the twelth of Never(That’s a popular date for these movies) ).*

*For more information on this movie, go to revengeofthespoons:thecutlery-pirestrikesback.notarealwebsite.com

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Deja Vu?

No, you are not experiencing deja vu! It’s back to the original format!!!

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Deja Vu?

No, you are not experiencing deja vu! It’s back to the original format!!!

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2 Movies of Incredible Comedy(And A Sneak Peak of A (Not so)Great Movie

I’m reporting from Joninator’s room in Auntie Em’s house. Here’s two great interviews of two new flicks, that just came out!

Alvin and The Chipmunks

Interviewee: Momicon

Interviewer: Zarion

Quote: (Mine): “ALVINNN!!!!” Hers: “Air,air, I need fresh air!”

Question One: What was your favorite part?

Momicon: My favorite was when Theodore was sleeping<in Toby’s bed because of a nightmare>, and Toby tooted. Then, Theodore was running arounding, screaming “Air! Need fresh air!” (See qoute above.)

Question 2: What was your least favorite part?

When Ean Hawk had the Chipettes in a cage.

Question 3: What advice would you give to parents who don’t want to watch any “annoying kids’ movies”?

Drop them off at the theater.

Interview the Second

The Princess and The Frog

Interviewee: Syrika

Interviewer: Zarion

Quote: “It’s not slime, it’s mucus!”

Question 1: Who was your favorite character?

Tiana, the waiter-turned-frog.

Question 2: Who was your least favorite character?

The evil shadow-man/wizard who turned the prince into a frog

Question 3: What was your favorite part?

When Tiana asked the frog prince,”Okay, so now I’m supposed to kiss you?” Then, the frog talked back.

Question 4: What was your least favorite part? *SPOILER ALERT!!! IF YOU ARE PLANNING ON WATCHING THIS FLICK, THEN LOOK AWAY!! NNNNOOOOOWW!!!!*

When the firefly died.

Question 5: Do you have any advice on stopping evil shadow-people?

Yes, destroy the evil charm they have around their neck.

 
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Oooh…..

I shouldn’t have eaten those pickles. Groannnnnnn…………Ugh!

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Time! Here’s some cool time statistical thingumies.

Syrika has a stopwatch on her watch, so we(Her and I)decided to play with it. Here’s some of the best times.

Dinner-19:16

How long I can babble endlessly-9 seconds

Standing on my left foot-14 seconds

Right foot-20 seconds

R.I.P.(Run In Place)-30 seconds

Zarion: Longest Time Without Itching-51 seconds

Syrika: Longest Time Without Itching-1:07

Spying on Adults-4 seconds(Both of us)

*Me: 4 seconds *Syrika: 54 seconds *Mr.Chicken Pot Pie: 18 seconds

Time it took us to actually find him after they hid him: (rounded) 12 minutes

Time Syrika and I could make the stuffed animals into a frozen scene, make a silly show, and make a circus until they mentioned him: 7:24

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Run-Down of My Day

First, I woke up to Rica and Silicon singing. Loudly.Not something that you want to wake up to in the morning. Then, after reading several Nick Magazines(courtesy of Cousin M), we went to the mall. At the mall, we ate lunch at the food court. I didn’t care for the greasy noodles, and I,sadly, missed out on an opportunity to eat some delicious Subway pickles.(Courtesy of Auntie M, who was here, while I blogged yesterday.) Then, I searched for a book at Barnes&Noble, and I found a great Sonic the Hedgehog Archives book. At home, I snacked, read, read more of the previously mentioned magazine, and blogged.(Which is what you are reading right now.) See you later(s), alligators!

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Color Me Green (or)I Am A Pickle Maniac!!!!

I just ate 6/six or more flat “Sandwich Stackers”pickles, 2 hard boiled eggs, and soon I shall eat a cookie. Maybe I should have made the title “Color Me Indigestion.” It’s a thought. Hmmm…..

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Are you wondering?

Surprise! (This is Silicon’s idea for an opening.) This is a surprise blog post on the road, courtesy of Dadicon’s laptop. Now, you shouldn’t be wondering about how I can still post. Bye, for now, and keep reading Zarion(me)’s blog. I have to make sure that Syrika doesn’t eat all of the pickles.

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I just got in from Grand Rapids(yesterday) and, BOY, it’s hot in here!!

Seriously, it’s hot in here. Grandmacom L gets cold easily, rather like me. Anyway, a lot of cool things happened to me, and you’re going to get the ULTIMATE lowdown.

The Trip

It was a long ride, and I found this neat Spider-Man activity book in a restaurant. I have a new Webkinz(love that Chanukah money)chicken, named Mr. Chicken Pot Pie. I survived the (hot)night here, and now I’m as happy and non-tired aszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Huh, what? Whoopsie. Now, on to the next thing. I went to the market with Momicon, and I found 2 ridiculous things.

1.A tabloid with articles such as “Rudolph Found in Sarah Palin’s Fridge”.

2.A tabloid with the ACTUAL TITLE of National Enquirer. I never knew that it was actual title for a tabloid. Incredible. Well, more to come, because on Friday, it’s another long car ride to Grandmacom D’s.

I Love It!!!

Mere words cannot express how much I love the theme song forThe Spectacular Spider-Man! I can’t wait to actually watch it, instead of watching previews of it!! Go, Spider-Man!! (I also love the comic series.)

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Warning:Bad News Alert! Bad News Alert!

Yesterday was the last day of Chanukah.

Boom!! Part 2

Still working on plans to get the faker to stop plagiarizing.

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Bye.

I’m beginning to that certain unreasonable people(cough, cough Happy and Cuddles) who don’t appreciate my humor. Well, I guess I can’t blame you. Some of my jokes are pretty stupid.In any case, you won’t be hearing from em for two weeks, because I’m going on VACATION!! YEEHA!! I love winter break! I don’t want you to be bored while I’m gone, so here’s a cool vacationing tip! This is a phrase that is absolutely essential when you are traveling, especially if you are going to go to another country. Seriously,I cannot stress how important this is. Okay, here it is: “Where is the bathroom?” I’m going to translate this phrase into 15 languages, so watch out! This may get rough.

English:”Where is the bathroom?”

איפה השירותים? (That’s Hebrew. :) )

German:”Wo ist die Toilette?”

Spanish:”Donde esta el bano?”

Italian:”Dove si trova il bagno?”

French:”Ou sont les toilettes?”

Greek:”Πού είναι το μπάνιο;?”

Lithuanian:”Kur yra tualetas?”

Swahili:”Where is the bathroom?” (I didn’t know that it was the same. Live  and learn.)

Japanese:”トイレはどこですか”

Irish:”Cá bhfuil an seomra folctha?”

Latvian:* “Kur ir vannas istabā?”

*That’s a real language.*

Korean:” 화장실이 어디입니까?”

Macedonian:”Каде е тоалетот?”

Persian:سرویس بهداشتی کجاست؟?

And a bonus…

Cuddles-ian/Baby-talk:* “Whewe’s da bafroom?” (Remember, he’s a baby, and he can’t pronounce his words correctly.)

* I just made that one up.*

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ON DECEMBER 19, 2009 AT 7:27 PM  LEAVE A COMMENT EDIT THIS

Whoops.

I’m sorry, because there actually are blogs named Random Stew. This one, though, is fictional in my blog. Anyway, PREPARE THE TNT!!!!!!! More later.

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Notice

The new last day of the Webkinz contest is January 3, 2010.There’s a slight change. Sorry if it inconveniences you.

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Boom!!!

I declare this day “Dynamite Day”!!! KA-BOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!! Ahh-hah-hah-hah-hah! Dynamite shall conquer this blog!!! Oh, wait it can’t, because I own it. Oh well, I can destroy this incredibly mean person named Karion Zreena, who named his blog “Random Stew”!! I declare war!!! The babies(Cuddles, Happy, Lucky, and Jeremy)are waiting by his lair(The nearest sewer) with dynamite!!! he will not copy my blog anymore!! What’s this, Cuddles? Oh, no!! His allies Muddles, Sappy, Ducky, ad Hair-emy are near my location with TNT???!!! I shall have to get a special ally! He is called Chief Crazy Horse! The Chief’s also Neiren! (Sorry if I spelled that wrong.) Speaking of Neiren, he won a Marshmallow Shooter® at Academic Fair!! More on this later!! Happy Dynamite Day!!! BOOM!!!

It’s time for another….

Game Show!!!

I’m your host, Zarion Kreena, and it’s time to play Question Commotion!!!! Our first contestant has miraculously survived “The Dynamite is Right”, and will be the Ultimate Zarion Kreena Gaming Champion, until he finally loses a game. And now… LET’S BEGIN!!!!!!! Okay, Tigerboy, your first question is: How do you say “My pants are on fire” in French. Uh, the answer is “Mispantalones estan el fuego.” Correct! Now, what color am I thinking of? Burnt sienna? That’s my final answer. by the way.Right again! Now, here’s your final question. If you get this wrong, you will be attacked by a pack of ravenous Chihuahuas. What is the capital of HFTYT(YAuodghiet0ij-ania? I don’t know.You are correct! The answer is “I Don’t Know”! You win……—Wait, the answer is really “We Don’t Know”. Okay, Chihuahuas… ATTACK!!!! AHHHHHH…. GET THEM OFF!!! I’M TICKLISH!!!

I did it! I did it! All by myself!!

I(for once in my young life) have finally managed to put the bottom sheet on my mattress without it falling out! A milestone!!!

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Awww….

Here’s a photo of some of Bumpy’s relatives.

Aren’t they adorable?
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Cool!!!

I’m, well, shocked. I googled my science/homeroom teacher, and he’s on Facebook, possibly. Weird.

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Zarion Kreena’s Way Cool Texting(And Other Things That I Through In Just For Fun) Dictionary

LOL: Laugh out Loud

ROTFL: Rolling on the floor laughing

OMG: Oh, my gosh.

Critical Mass Weight of Underwear in a Space Suit: You don’t need underwear in a space suit(I think. Man, where was my BIE? That stands for Blog Idea Engineer.)

FYI: For Your Information

Dude: A name that means a friend, or a greeting.

Murgleschmurgleburgle: I made this one up, just because I wanted to. Hey, it’s not as if people can change my posts. I’m the only person who-

Hello. I am Mr.Fancypants VanMurkenmickle, and I would like to introduce you to a new entry that I like to call Masterpiece Theater- The Bloggy Version as only I can do it. Poor Zarion is now running a hot-dog and hamburger stand in Miami. HEY, how did you get back here???!!! No, no! What are you doing with that piece of dynamite from that obnoxious game show entitled

The Dynamite is Right!!

Hello, folks. Zarion is back, and ready to host another game show!!! Our first contestant is our (only) champion dynamite-surviver, Tigerboy!!! Hey, I just realized something. (Sorry for this, creators of Garfield and Friends.) This is one of

Zarion’s Tales of Scary Stuff!!

Someone is watching me. Okay, I’m going to look behind me, and-OHHHH, YEAH!!!!! It’s the new game show!!!

To be continued………

I’m scared.

The holiday concert is tonight, so I’m scared. YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Academic Fair

Academic Fair starts Friday.

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Cool Noodles!

We are having noodles in the shape of the Star of David. Yummy!!

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Yeeha!

I’m happy, because I went to East Grand Rapids Library.

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It’s Finally Here!!

Remember the BIG thing that I was hinting at? Well, here it is!! A game!!! I’m going to do many, many more game shows, so keep your eyes peeled and read my blog!! Now, it’s time for The Dynamite is Right!! I’m your host, Zarion Kreena, and get ready for this EXPLOSIVE new game show!! Here’s our first contestant, Joe Cool! Hello, Joe, and how are you today? I’m fine,Zarion, and I can’t wait to play! Um, what do I have to do?You simply have to spin the wheel made out of lit dynamite, pull one out, and pray that it won’t explode!! Then, if it doesn’t explode, then you have to jump into the ravenous piranha tank. Now, let’s play!! Okay, I’m picking out the TNT 2000, I hope it doesn’t-BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!! Oh, that’s too bad! Hey, take Joe Cool to the nearest hospital. Also, it should preferably be one that specializes in the extraction of dynamite from the nose! Here’s our next contestant! He’s from another dimension, he’s a (fairly)competent superhero, and he also loves pretzels!! Meet Tigerboy! So, Tigerboy, I understand that you belong to the superhero organization known as the Superclub?Yes, I do. Is it also true that you believe that you have a definite chance of winning? Yes. Why? You see, I have a resistance to dynamite, lasers, and basically anything like that. You could say that it’s like the equivalent of Superman’s bullet-proofness. It is one of the advantages of being so tiny. Why are you so small? I’m so small, because-DING-A-LING!!! Oh, that’s all the time we have to chat, time for you to-BOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! Ooh, you didn’t even take the stick of TNT out yet- Holy cow!! You’re not hurt! You just look a little dizzy!!! You do have invulnerability to things like that! Now, let’s see, we only have enough time left  in the show to do our Bonus Round!!!  For theBonus Round, you just have to eat this eatable dynamite and survive. Munch!! Munch! MMM! Tastes like pretzels!! Yummy!Wow, the show is over, and we have extra time! So, why are you tiny?  You used to be a giant tiger. It’s because that was a different form. “Miniature Tiger” is my main form. Oh. Here’s my secret recipe for “Tigerboy’s Tasty Tacos”, if it makes you feel better. The secret ingredient is-

THE END

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So…..

So….. I’m surprised, frankly. I thought that more friends and family would write in. Oh, well. Just remember this: The contest ends December 25.

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:) :) :) :) I’m happy.

Seriously, I’m happy. It’s the second day of Chanukah, and now my old, worn-out pair of pajamas has been succeeded by this red one. You’ll see the blue one later. See that Blue Whale Webkinz down there? Usually, I can make up cool names, but now I have Writer’s Block. Friends and family, please help this Webkinz get a name.

My second favorite pair of pajamas, me, and an unnamed Blue Whale Webkinz. More on that later.
Cutey-pie!
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Hello, Peoples!!

I have a message for all of the peoples(real word) reading my blog. IT HAS A NEW LOOK FOR CHANUKAH!!!! Ah-hah! Oh, yeah! This new look is the best one, YET!!! This is a fan (a.k.a. Me, Zarion)favorite, so I might just make this the spring look!

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Okay, so I was wrong.

As, the title says, I was wrong. Chanukah actually starts tonight.Oh well, I’ll make it up to you with Chanukah/relating-to-Chanukah posts until Chanukah is over.

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Ponies

Cuddles wants a pony for Chanukah. I told you that he had an obsession with ponies.

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Happy Birthday, Dadicon!

Here’s a birthday poem for you, Dadicon! I love you! :) :) :) :) :):) <:) :) :) :) :) ;) ;) :O

Happy Birthday(the formal version)

Happy Birthday, to you!

Happy Birthday, to you!

Happy Birthday, dear Dadicon!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday(the funny one)

Happy birthday to you!

You live in a zoo!

You look like a monkey…

And you smell like one ,too! (Not really, it’s just part of the song!)

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Dad’s B-Day

YAHOO!!! The first day of Chanukah is also Dad’s birthday. Yay!

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CHANUKAH!!!!!!!!

There’s 26(or 52) ways to spell Chanukah in English, but only 1 way to spell it in Hebrew. Who knew?

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Relating everything to Chanukah

I’m going to relate everything to Chanukah in my blog today. Example: Turnips. I would not want to eat turnips, even on Chanukah.

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Countdown

0 more days until Chanukah. Why? Well, today is Chanukah!! Yeeha!!!

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Pictures

Lookiepoodles!! Me, gum, Spider-Man, and Syrika.

The gum in the picture has been lost since I got home from (ugh!) sleep-away camp. So, what? Momicon said that gum isn’t food, so it can’t spoil. Besides, it was wrapped!!

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A Picture

Hi, I’m waving.
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Countdown

1 more day until Chanukah.

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100th Post Anniversary

Hey, peoples!!! (That’s a real word.) This is my hundredth blog post!!! Here’s some commentary from Syrika on this milestone. (Note: This isn’t the BIG thing. That’s coming later.:)) “YAHOOOOOOOO HUZZAHHHHHH!!! REJOICE!!!!!!!! I’M HUNGRY. No, really, I’m starving. GIMME FOOOOOOOOD!!!!! With love, from Syrika. Now go away. Talk to Zarion. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!” Wow. That was….. interesting, to say the least.(No offense Syrika, go eat if you are hungry.) Now, here’s some commentary from Cuddles&Company.

Cuddles:Zary has a blog. Me wanna see it!! (Note: They are all babies, so you might hear some baby talk.) Oh, YOU MEAN I’M BEING QUOTED, AND EVERYONE CAN HEAR WHAT I’M SAYING RIGHT NOW? Oh, well in that case Zarion has his pajamas on inside out, and I LOVE peanuts.

Happy:EXTREME SPORTS WULE!!!!

Lucky: I’m on your bwog? WAHHH!!!!!!!! I’m scared!!! Also, I wike gah-dening. Googoo, go gaa. annana weewee.

Jeremy: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ(Note from Zarion:Wake up, Jeremy!!)

Now, here’s a story, that is based on a comic I once drew.

Ponies

Cuddles was walking in the park, sadly. “Sigh,” he thought,”I wish I could find apony to hug, love, and name George Finkleberry the Eleventy-Seventh of The Month of Ponyianscuddlesrules-Bobbyjoe.” Nearby, Happy was spying on Cuddles, and a prank formed in his cute little mind. Quickly, he gathered up Jeremy and Lucky, put them(and himself) into a pony costume. Cuddles saw the pony and SHRIEKED!! Now, even though this was an obvious pony costume, complete with patches, paint, and a tag that said “Happy’s Pony Costume” Cuddles, really wanted to hug the pony. Cuddles chased the “pony.” It ran. Cuddles chased. It ran. Cuddles chased. It ran. Cuddles caught up to Happy in the costume, and then Happy and Jeremy sensibly zipped open the pony costume. Lucky, on the other hand, didn’t use the zipper and simply ripped right through it. Cuddles yelled in terror when the costume opened up, and that’s, unfortunately, when the Animal Control officers came up. They took out a 50-foot long needle to tranquilize the 3 frightened still-in-costume babies. Obviously,another chase ensued. Cuddles, tried to help, but his “help” ended up with all four babies going to jail. As they were thrown into their cell, Cuddles said anxiously,”If you see Zawion, pwease tell him that I escaped from my bath, and locked the bathroom door.

The End

Ah, wasn’t that great? I think it was. Now, it’s time for a poem entitled Cuddles, which was, course, written by Cuddles himself.

Cuddles

I love peanuts! Oh, yes I do!!

I also love getting cuddled, it’s very true!!

Cuddles, cuddles, cuddles, cuddles, YEAH!

The End.

That was very, um, good,Cuddles. Well, now I’m not a philosopher, but I believe that reading a person’s blog can tell you about their mind. That means that I am TOTALLY INSANE!!!!!!!!!! MWU-HAH-HAH-HAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! To end this post here is a bunch of seemingly random words.

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Something BIG is coming to Miscellaneous Soup.

Something BIG is coming to this blog, and you don’t want to miss it. Also, I’m not talking about the Chanukah Celebration on Friday. All the posts will be about Chanukah, but anyway this new BIG thing is super-cool. Be here.

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Pictures

I’m covering my face, as always.
Me and Momicon having snow day fun!!!!
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A List

Here’s a list of the top 10 television shows that I absolutely, positively, hate with every fiber OF MYSELF!!!!!!!! (Also, the second half will be movies.)

10. Big Comfy Couch

9. Dora the Explorer

8. Fanboy and Chumchum

7. Caillou

6. The Muppets (I have always thought that it is bad.)

5. Wall-E

4. Mister Roger’s Neighborhood

3. Reading Rainbow

2. All of the Dora the Explorer specials.

1. The Barney Movie(all of them, and the show)

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Yowza! That’s Tasty!!

YUMSYKINS!!! Elbow macaroni, with pepper, butter, and salt can be extremely delicious!!!

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Countdown

2 more days until Chanukah.

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Countdown

10 more days until Chanukah.

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Of course, you realize this means war!!!

I’m mad!!! Now, Karion has made a spoof of Chief Crazy Horse, who is called Leader Insane Quadruped. It’s time to start a war.

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Here’s a special treat-the fourth and fifth Sensational Superclub stories!!!!!(Also, it shows the Superclub’s response to my “voice mail” request.

Story 4

Hey, ho! I’m here to tell you that this is the very first super-hero crossover in this comic! Way cool!! So, sit back, and watch the sensational Superclub team up with the amazing Spider-Man!!!

“Hey, come look at this!” Rubberboy said. “Someone’s left a voice recording message. Hmm. It’s some nut who says that he needs help with a paintball machine  and someone named Karion. He also says that he needs help building his dimension-transporter, and he’s only gotten the voice recording thing ready. It’s probably just a prank call.” So the Superclub deleted the alleged crank call, and went to go out on patrol. When they got back, however, a new message was on the screen, and they could hear someone saying, “Come on, pick up. This is an emergency.” “Uh, if this is another prank call, then-” When Switchboy was about to finish his sentence, he got interrupted. “Finally! Hey, it’s Spider-Man.(Told you he’d be in the story!)I need your help with something. I’ll tell you in my world.” “It’s Spider-Man. Why did call, though? He can usually handle things-” “Hurry, up!”Tigerboy yelled. “The Dimension-Hopper 10000 is all warmed up!” Spider-Man was Tigerboy’s favorite superhero, and he was always glad to see him. And with that, the Superclub went to New York.

In New York by the train station, Spidey was already there. “I’m happy you’re here. The Vulture has been doing all sorts of crimes, and I can’t catch him in the act! That’s why I need your help. Will you help me?” “Sure!” Tigerboy said. “Good. I asked Louie the Stoolie, and he says that Vulture is going to rob the art museum next.” “Well, then what are we waiting for?” Switchboy said. “Let’s go!” When they got to the roof of the museum using Portal Rays, (rays that can make portals to almost anywhere and any-when)the Vulture was already breaking in! “What are you doing here?! Oh, well, you’ll never catch me with my new, powered-up mechanical wings!” When he flew away cackling, Spider-Man instantly leapt onto a telephone pole, and said, “That’ll never happen, Vultchie!” The chase was on!

With the rest of the Superclub turned into birds, (courtesy of Switchboy)and Tigerboy turned into Flying Tiger (but still miniature), they flew, web-slinged, and leapt after the Vulture! “This is strange.” Tigerboy thought. “It’s almost like he’s purposely leading us this way, so we’ll be-”“Trapped! I’ve finally caught all of you, you accursed fiends!” As soon as the Vulture said these words, a large glass-steel combo fell upon the heroes. “Hahaha! And the best part is, this cage dampens your powers!” the Vulture excitedly yelled.

To be continued.……

Story 5

Recap:In our last issue, the Vulture trapped our heroes in a cage. But, what is the actual trap part? Find out in this issue!!!!

“And now,” Vulture cried in happiness, “I shall eliminate all my greatest enemies at once!!! You see, soon this trap will toss you into an active volcano. Then, you will be turned into powder by the spinning, crushing gears that are at the bottom. Finally, your remains/partially living bodies will be vaporize by this Vaporizer 10,000!!! This cannot possibly fail!” Then, he activated the trap, and left to, no doubt, commit more crimes. “Oh, no!” Spider-Man said. “My side strength doesn’t work here!” “I have an idea!” Tigerboy yelled. “As soon as we’re about to fall onto the gears, I’ll drop a bomb on it.” Switchboy nervously said, “Um, I think you should do it now, because we’re about to fall in!” Everyone screamed in terror, but there was no need, because Tigerboy’s plan actually worked!!! “Everyone, follow me, because I know where he’s heading!” Spiderman said hurriedly. Everyone followed him, and(after searching fro almost a whole hour)they found him, robbing a hospital for children. “Wow, I know you were low, Vultchie, but I didn’t know that you were this low!” Spider-Man yelled as he kicked the mechanical part of the Vulture’s wings. “You can’t stop me!” the Vulture cried as he flew to the beach. While Tigerboy returned the money, the rest of the heroes trailed Vulture to the beach. “Hah, you’ll never catch me here, for I have the advantage!” “What is he talking about?” Electrickid said, before they were pushed aside by Spidey! “Get down! I know who-AFLUMP!!!” The Vulture’s new partner, Sandman billowed around him, forming a cage. “You’re dead meat.” he growled, before lunging at them.

To be concluded.….

I barely survived….

No, I’m not talking about the “near death experience in the shower”thing again, I’m just saying that it’s dangerous to walk into your school, when there’s a lot of other middle schoolers pushing, trampling, and kicking you. Also, I have a plan for stopping Karion which is based on a funny paintball commercial thingy that Neiren told me about today. PAINTBALL WAR!!! Hey, I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!(Sorry for stealing your line, Momicon! :) ) I’ll call the Superclub, and see if they can get the paintball things, and maybe even help me!!* Bye!!

*To see the Superclub’s response, read the upcoming fourth story. :)

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Searching for a website on the dimension-transporter.

While I’m searching for a website on my invention, I’m going to give you the third Sensational Superclub story. Happy reading!

I’m your friendly, neighborhood introduction-ist-thingy, so let’s get started with this rocking an rolling scientifically proven to be good (by me), story!!!!

“The bank’s lights were flashing with red and blue lights, remarkably similar to a police car, and Mr. Regal, the notorious cat burglar, was climbing up the rope of his helicopter to get away from the scene of the crime! Suddenly, sticks of TNT came flying down from the air! It was Switchboy who had switched into a jumbo jet, which Tigerboy was operating(He’s a registered pilot)and simultaneously dropping bombs. Not enough to make him lose his grip, but just enough to unsettle him, and to make his finges almost slip off the rope. Then, Electrickid put a force field(he recently became able to generate force fields and energy bolts)and snared the dastardly crook. That was two years ago. Now, he’s in a maximum-security prison. And he’s still in it right now, so who’s robbing all of the houses, stores, and restaurants in Dreamyland?”  As Electrickid concluded the slide show, everyone was still confused. “Hmm. There’s still no clues that can show he escaped from jail.” Switchboy mused. “Oh! Maybe the person committing the criem is an android that has flying rocket boots, a laser beam that can turn a human to dust, and an automatic pretzel making machine.” Tigerboy suggested. Everyone stared at him for a moment, puzzled. “Hey, you did say that anything could be useful. I’m just trying to help.” “I know!” Boulderboy exclaimed. “Let’s pay a little visit to Dr. Rutabaga. Maybe he knows something about what’s going on around here.”

When the Superclub got to the laboratory, it was, as usual, a hustling and bustling hive of frenetic and frantic energy. Unfortunately, when they found Dr. Rutaga as he was working with some metals, their search was fruitless. “I am sorry, but I have not heard of this ‘Mr. Regal’ character, and I do not wish to. Goodbye.” “Well, that was useful.” Tigerboy complained. Just then, their portable emergency locator started beeping without stop. “It must be Mr. Regal! Come on!” The Superclub quickly rushed to the Museum of Rare and Priceless Jewels. At the museum, they found Dr. Rutabaga stealing the Klopman Diamond. “You can’t stop me now, Super-brats! I have a special metal suit that can resist any superpower! You will be helpless against my stunning ray!” “That may be true, but it can be penetrated by good, old fashioned TNT!” Tigerboy then shoved some dynamite inside of the suit, and instantaneously it exploded with a sonic boom! The Superclub went to check on Mr. Regal, and made a shocking discovery! He was an exact clone of him, except it was made out of metal! “He…made me..to commit crimes(zzzt)with(crackle, pop. zzzt)help. A(ZZZZTTT! SNAP! CRACKLE POP! CRICK-ZZZZT!!!)scientist. His.. (zzzt) name…(zzt) was-” BOOM!!!!!! Just before Mr. Regal’s android clone could say the name, he exploded. Every bit of him, every metal shard, was turned into dust with the explosion, and the stunning ray. “Come on.” Magmaboy exclaimed. “I know exactly who his partner-in-crime is!

Before you could say, “He did it!” the Superclub arrived at the laboratory to arrest none other than.……..Doctor Rutabaga? “It’s true! I did it!” the (not so)good doctor/scientist confessed as he was led into the police van. “He promised me that I would get some of the reward, and what with my job wages being so low and all, I gave in to temptation!” The story’s not over yet, though. Mr. Regal(the one who had been in jail all this time)had 18 more years added on to his 30-year sentence. But, in the Superclub’s home, Tigerboy had one last thing to say. “I called it. I said that he was an android, and I was right. Except for the flying rockets, lazer beams, and pretzel maker, I was right.”

THE END

Call Waiting

AARGHHHH!!!! I”M STILL ON HOLD, AND NOBODY HAS EVEN BOTHERED TO HELP ME!!! ALSO, THE HOLD MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE A CHIMPANZEE SUCKING ON A RATHER LARGE BANANA!!!!WHAT ARE THEY DOING OVER THERe????!!!!!????

At the office…..

A monkey is sucking on the telephone while playing Super Mario Bros. on the Wii.

To be continued…..

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School Info. in the Superclub’s Universe(I’m telling you this while I’m waiting someoen to help me and get me “off hold.”)

I’ve learned from the Superclub(when the first issue had a footnote)that the school they go to is a school that teaches superheroes how to be better at their job, I guess you would call it.

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Technical Difficulties

Okay, good news and bad news about the dimension-transporter. First, the bad news. It’s extremely complicated to make , and I don’t think that I’ll ever finish it. Now, it’s good news time! I thought of a new use for the dimension-transporter. I can ask the Superclub to help me with Karion Zreena. Oh, when will I finish this? Oh, look, a manual with a phone number to use for information and help on the dimension-transporter.

To be continued……

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(Sorry,it’s short. anyway, here’s the second Superclub story!) The Sensational Superclub #2: The Origin of the Anti-Superclub

The Origin of the Anti-Superclub

Hello, it’s me again! I’m here to tell you about the Anti-Superclub. They are incredibly evil, and long to finally destroy the Superclub, but they haven’t succeeded yet.  What? You’re asking how the Anti-Superclub came to be? Well, just sit down, relax, and take a load off! You’re going to hear the story now! Actually, I’m just going to tell you the shortened version.

Tigerboy was really sick, so the Superclub made clones of themselves to literally take the illness out of his body. They entered through his nose, while Electrickid stayed bck to operate the machinery. Suddenly, the machine made an insame, crazed clone of Tigerboy, just as the Superclub’s clones  came out of the original Tigerboy’s nose, declared that they would attempt to destroy the Superclub forever as the evil Anti-Superclub, and left.

THE END

(Note: The Superclub was attacked by the Anti-Superclub at every turn, but the villains always failed. Also, the Superclub had placed Tigerboy’s illness into a jar and vaporized it, and it was never seen again.)

(Another Note: I had a really long and detailed description of this, but it was deleted. Sorry.)

Just Because

My little sister, Syrika, has been bugging me to put this on my blog, so here it goes:

Cool Facts

Deer are the most dangerous animals in the U.S.

Tiger beetles are faster than cheetahs.

Dogs and cats with white fur and blue eyes are the most likely to b born deaf.

A blue whale’s heart is the size o a small car.

*For Syrika’s sake, these better be right.]

I HAVE JUST RECEIVED INFORMATION FROM A FRIEND THAT I CANNOT USE DREAMYLAND AS A SETTING IN MY STORY, BECAUSE IT HAS ALREADY BEEN USED IN THE FILMSHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL. I SAY,”FOO!” THIS IS A DIFFERENT FICTIONAL DREAMYLAND. MY DREAMYLAND IS A TOWN, SO I AM NOT GUILTY OF COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT.



Build it…and they will come.

I am going to try and build a dimension-transporter, so I can find out exactly what’s going to happen next with the Superclub. Stay tuned for more details.

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Welcome!

I’m going to give a recap of why this blog is called “Miscellaneous Soup” for any new readers. I wanted my blog to have a whole mixed-up jumble of things, from stories to poems, to list… ANYTHING! It’s a miscellaneous soup of strange, odd, and twisted-yet-appealing things. That is why my blog is called “Miscellaneous Soup”!!

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FINALLY….Alien Chronicle Book 1:The Invasion Begins Chapter 3: The MAICAG

Chapter Three

The MAICAG

WHAT?!?!?!?!” shrieked Jake.  “Matt, are you CRAZY?!?! You can’t just choose to go on a mission in outer space like that. We have parents, Matt. And  more importantly, lives. Normal kid lives. This will change  our lives into mega-unique lives.” He changed the subject. “By the way, how didyou decide to go so quickly? It would take me weeks to decide that type of life-changing choice.”

Matt shrugged. “I just suspected that since Mr. Chang is an alien hunter guy, he would have these cool alien gadgets that would take care of everything Another thing, Jake. Stop saying lives. It’s driving me crazy.”

Mr. Chang nodded. “That’s right.” he said.  “ I’ll tell you more about it on our way to the ASL clearing. Now, who’s ready to go?”

Matt was nodding so hard, Jake thought his head would fall off. Pete didn’t need to do anything- his clenched fists and determined stare told everything. Jake was skeptical, though. “Are you sure about this? I mean, do you have some kind of gadget that will keep us alive?”

Mr. Chang smiled slyly. “If you go, I’ll give you a box of supergalactic dominos that float in midair and will only fall when you press a button on a remote control.”

“I’m in!” Jake squealed.

A few minutes later, the small group was in the ASL  clearing. Mr. Chang had whipped out his cell phone and was dialing his ex-boss, Mr. Renneila. “John? Yeah, it’s me, Scott.” He paused. “No, I’m not going back into the business. But I’ve found 3 other people who want to be part of it. My son, Peter, (Pete winced. He hated to be called Peter) and his friends, Matt Timberson and Jake Linklen.” Another pause. “Oh, age? Pete is ten and so are his buddies.” “Buddies?” Matt muttered to Jake. ” That’s so seven thousand years ago.” Jake giggled as Mr. Chang continued to talk. “Yes, I said ten. Three ten year olds are going on a space mission.” He cringed as he held the phone far from his ear. It sounded like somebody was screaming. The boys could not hear everything Mr. Renneila was saying, but it sounded something like this:

“SCOTT, THEESE BOYZ AH TOO IMMATURE! THEESE MISHON ISS DANDERIS AND LIFE-RISKING!” Mr. Renneila’s strange jabbering quieted down. The boys couldn’t here what he was saying anymore,     but Mr. Chang frowned and said, “Really?”

Then Mr. Chang scowled. “Very funny, John. But I’m serious. I really think these boys are mature enough to go on a space mission.” He frowned.

“In fact, I don’t even know why I called you. You’re not my boss anymore. Good day!”

Mr. Chang hung up, than turned brightly toward the boys. “Well, boys, looks like you’re going on

an adventure. Here, let me show you the tools you’ll need.” He sat on the ground. Pete, Matt, and Jake sat next to him. “This is called a time keeper,” Mr. Chang said, placing it on the ground. The time keeper had only two buttons, labeled play and stop. “The stop button is for stopping time,” Mr. Chang said. “Press that button every time before you leave on a mission”

Every mission?” Jake repeated nervously. “I thought we were only going on this one.”

Mr. Chang chose to ignore that. “The play button does the opposite.” he said. “Push that button every time you finish a mission.”

“What?!?” Matt exclaimed. “That’s it? No cool gadgets?”

Mr. Chang glowered. “In case you haven’t noticed, Matthew,” he snapped, “This is not a game, and this is not a toy. This is real life.  We don’t exactly have cool gadgets yet. People haven’t invented Joikins or Teleguests or Virturacing yet,” Matt shot Pete a confused look. Pete shrugged. Where was the quiet, orderly dad he used to have?

Mr. Chang was still talking. “And anyway, that’s not all of the inventions I’m going to show you.” He placed a glowing orb on the ground in front of him. “This is called an Illuminorb. It will light your way on dark planets, as well as keeping you safe from other aliens.”

“What do you mean?” Pete asked. Mr. Chang sighed. “Well, certain aliens who work for King Vervox will try to attack you.” Jake shuddered.”Who’s King Vervox? And how will the light protect us?”

“King Vervox is a tyrant who is trying to take over the universe.” Mr. Chang replied. “His subjects hate light, so the Illuminorb will keep them away. So anyway,” He continued,  “It’s time for me to explain our last invention.” He took out a small, closed item that looked like a red Nintendo with two bumps on the top part. “This is called a Mini Alien Information Computer And Guide. We call it the MAICAG for short. But the odd part is,” Mr. Chang added, lowering his voice to a whisper, “it has a mind of its own.”

The MAICAG suddenly lit  up and snapped open. “I heard that,” it snarled. Eyes appeared in the bumps on the top section.

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I am not pleased.

This knock-off, copy-cat IDIOT, Karion Zreena, is ruining mylife!!! He’s turning my words into random linksand some of them aren’t even real!!!!! I’M MAD!!!!!

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I have an important announcement to make.

As the title says, I have an important announcement to make. The Sensational Superclub is now a book series. Watch out for books 2 and 3. Yeeha!!!

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The Very First Superclub Story…. and Info. on Our Lovely Contest

“Operation: Destroy Dreamyland”

Welcome to the Vault of Adventures, where every superhero story ever made is stored! You’ve heard of Batman, Superman, and the Fantastic Four, but this brand-new superhero team is likenothing you’ve ever seen before. Meet…the sensational Superclub! We shall begin our tale in a seemingly normal neighborhood in Dreamyland, a veritable Utopia, except,  of course, for the evil villains that the Superclub had to stop from destroying Dreamyland.  Do you see that house over there? The one with the orange roof, tan walls, and a plain brown door and the green doorknob? Good. That is the secret residence of the Superclub. No one knows about it, except for the Superclub themselves. It’s a crime-stopping laboratory, clubhouse, house, and much more all rolled into one. Needless to say, it’s much bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. Now, I can read you the fascinating tale of the sensational Superclub!

“Yahoo!”Tigerboy shouted. He quickly turned into Robot Tiger, one of his many forms, and leaped into a seemingly normal brown paper bag. After that, a giant spring rocketed him out and sent him into a bouncy, rainbow-striped  pit filled with scrumptious looking pretzels. “The Pretzel-Bouncer 4000 is the best!” Meanwhile, the rest of the Superclub raced into the invention room. Who are the members of the Superclub, you ask? I’ll tell you! First, there’s Switchboy. He’s the leader of the Superclub, and has the unique ability to turn himself, anyone, and/or anything into, well anything. Next, there’s Electrickid, who has the power to turn himself into electricity, and make electricity(static or otherwise)come out of his eyes or hands. Also, Boulderboy can control boulders, and Plantboy can control plants and other types of vegetation. Finally, there’s Rubberboy and Tigerboy. Tigerboy can turn himself into a weird assortment of tigers, including the aforementioned Robot Tiger. Strangely enough, his “normal” form is Miniature Tiger, a tiger that is so tiny, someone could trap him in a pickle jar. In fact, that actually happened one day, but that’s another story. No one knows why that’s his normal form. Tigerboy didn’t choose it, but maybe we’ll find out…. eventually. Rubberboy has incredible stretching powers, which involves twisting his body into ordinary things, except that they’re made of rubber. That’s rather like Plastic Man, who’s a friend of Batman. Maybe they are related. Oh, well, it doesn’t pertain to the story, so let’s continue! Suddenly, Tigerboy started shouting something excitedly. “Hey, guys! I’m in the kitchen, and I want to show you something that I think is really cool.” Using his Switchray(a ray that has the same powers as Switchboy, which is used for emergencies)he turned a disgusting, slimy, green piece of bread into a cash register, and dumped some pretzels inside of it. After that, he put it in a drawer. “Hey, Tigerboy,” Switchboy said nervously, “this isn’t going to make anything explode, like the “Rocket Pretzel” experiment, is it?”

“Only twenty car alarms were set off from the explosion.” Tigerboy replied.

“Actually, you’re forgetting the truck, ice cream vehicle, giant hot dog trucks, hamburger trucks-“

“Okay, okay, so maybe that was a little dangerous, but this is completely safe.” As Tigerboy was saying this, he morphed into Flying Tiger, flew approximately eighteen feet into the air, and turned back into non-flying, Miniature Tiger. “Tigerboy, what are you doing?” Rubberboy asked, half amused, half frightened. “I thought you said this was safe!” “It is.” Tigerboy assured him. And with that, he hit the table, causing the drawer to spit out the cash register, in turn making the pretzels come flying out. “Hey, that’s cool!” Boulderboy exclaimed. “Can we have some?” Just then, an alarm clock started ringing, but where was it coming from? The answer was revealed as Tigerboy pulled open a secret compartment in his head, and pulled out a purple, orange, and green alarm clock that was flashing the message “EMERGENCY MEETING AT THE SUPERHERO SCHOOL” over and over again. “Uh, oh. We don’t have time to snack. There’s an emergency meeting at the superhero school.” Switchboy exclaimed. The Superclub quickly opened a trapdoor in the kitchen and leapt through it! On the sidewalk near the school, another trapdoor opened and the Superclub zoomed out! As they walked into the building, they never saw the line of spiders, creeping along the field, heading into a tiny hole in the ground, and transforming into the giant spiders(and other things)that made up Council of Scaryannia. Inside the school, a loudspeaker was blaring an important message for all of the students. “Attention all students. Go to the auditorium.” Suddenly, a there was a loud scream! “AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” Tigerboy screamed in pure, absolute terror. “There’s a spider in my locker!!!” Tigerboy’s worst fears(and weaknesses)were spiders, snakes, and bugs, not in necessarily in that order. “Ha, ha, ha!” A new person appeared. It was Shrinky, a bully who relished playing pranks on Tigerboy, including putting rubber spiders in Tigerboy’s locker. His friend and “henchperson/lackey” Lava Lamp snickered, and then they both walked away.

Later, in the auditorium, Principal Smith quieted everyone down to begin the emergency assembly. “Attention, students. I’ve called you here today to tell you that report cards are coming soon. Be careful, and study hard.” Everyone left the auditorium, and the Superclub returned home to find the emergency signal going off. “Oh, no!” Switchboy exclaimed. “The Council of Scaryannia is robbing the jewelry store!” In an instant, the sensational Superclub raced to the scene of the crime! Oddly, when they got there, the spiders, snakes, and bugs that made up the Council of Scaryannia was nowhere to be found. Suddenly, the Superclub(except for Tigerboy who had leapt into the bushes as soon as he heard a rustling noise)had been captured!!!

When Tigerboy finally made it back to the Superclub’s home, his heart was racing with 100% terror. “What should I do?!? I’m terrified of Scaryannia!!! Hmmm. I’ve got it!”

Meanwhile, as Tigerboy was making plans, the Scaryannia Council had placed the Suoerclub in a vicious trap. They had been put in a box-shaped rocky cavern laced with TNT, with was placed in a cave! “Hahahahahaha!”the Council hissed. “You will be terminated! After that, no one will be  able to stop us from transforming the entire human race into spiders with this lazer beam. And the best part is, it’s powered by the explosion that will destroy you! Oh, the cleverness of us!” Meanwhile, a small figure tunneled into their kitchen. “I KNEW that I had gotten that map wrong!” Tigerboy moaned. Just then, a hairy, greasy, dreadlocked spider dripping with venom crawled into the room. Tigerboy squeaked nervously, and tried to hide in a broom closet, but it was too little, too late. The spider grabbed Tigerboy, and led him to his doom!

As Tigerboy sat in his prison cell waiting to be turned into a spider, he suddenly remembered something. “I can just tunnel straight through the ground! Why didn’t I think of that before?!” Quick as a flash, he started to burrow!

When  he got to the room with the Superclub in it, it was time for Operation :HUGE HIGH DIVE to begin! Tigerboy transformed into a ginormous tiger, leapt into the air, and fell onto the huge slab of rock containing the Superclub! The impact dislodged the second slab of stoen, thereby releasing the Superclub and deactivating the doomsday plan and trap! Then, Rubberboy stretched himself into a netlike form, and then they captured the Council of Scaryannia. “No! You can’t do this to us! We’re nor ordinary, human criminals! Nooo.….” they wailed as the police van carted them away. “Hey, Tigerboy.” Switchboy said. “I just have one more question. How did you get that great idea on how to destroy the trap?” “It was simple.”  Tigerboy replied. “I just did the Pretzel Experiment from before, but on a larger scale.” And with that, another successful mission in the career of the sensational Superclub!

The End

And now, here’s the info. For one thing, this is not, I repeat is not one of the contest entries. I made this, purely on my own. Speaking of the contest entries, three have come in. A pet turning into um, a… a thing, mutant frog toys that want to take over the world, and Super Monkey. I willbe continuing my versions of the stories, but I thought it would be fun to have a  contest , and see what other people could come up with. Bye, for now!!!

More Info. on the New Contest

Contest Prizes

First Prize: Your story plot will be made into a real story by me on my blog, and I will make YOU a character in it.

Second Prize: I will make your story real later.

Honorable Mentions: I will STILL make them into stories later, and I will mention you and your plots when I announce the winner.

Anyway, your plot will turn into a real story, ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!

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I’m Miserable

I’m miserable, because something weird happened, so I can’t finish my homework. Sigh…

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I’m in Awe…

I just left a friendly comment on a cartoonist’s WordPress blog. I’m in awe……

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An Apology

I have recently received a complaint from CAC about me showing favoritism with my cousins, so I apologize. Sorry, cousins.

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The Second Contest

I am  proposing a second contest. Whoever can think of the best plot for a Superclub story gets the chance to be a character in that story. Have fun, and enter, enter, ENTER!!!!!!! THE CONTEST EXPIRES JANUARY 23, 2010!

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Library

Soon, I’m going to the library and I’m going to have fun! Yeeha!

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Favorites

My favorite Spongebob episode is “Pests of the West,” and my favorite Looney Tunes/Merry Melodies cartoon is “Buccaneer Bunny.”

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5/5

Here’s the aftermath of my chicken tale. Mr.ChickenPotPie was turned into a mime, and got sent to mime school. The End(for real this time)

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And… The Winner is… To Be Revealed In The Content of This Post, Not The Title.

The (previously unnamed)Blue Whale’s name is Ernie Curdie the Eighteenth! And, the winner is SYRIKA KREENA!!! I’ll tell her after I post this. (Wow, this is weird. The picture word thing. THIS IS NOT A CAPTION!!!!!!!

Meet Ernie Curdie!
As a bonus, here’s a picture of my old pajamas.
Foot #1
Foot #2

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(Drum Sounds)
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It’s Great, It Rhymes With Nate, Yes, You Guessed It, The Debate Is Coming Back! The Great Debate 2: Zarion vs. Syrika on”Why I should tell her the blue whale’s name before ANY OF MY LOYAL VIEWERS(Other than her :):0 )

Syrika=bold Zarion=purple/magenta coloring Let the debate begin.(Either way, my other loyal readers will hear the name.) (Another Note: NO SWEARING AND/OR SWEAR SQUIGGLES…… OR ELSE YOU WILL BE TORMENTED IN THE REALM OF ENDLESS TICKLING WITH BARNEY!!!!!!! I MEAN IT. :( ;0 :0 )

No. You didn’t say you would put it on your blog.WAHAHAHHAHAHA, where have you been for the past weeks, “I will put this on my blog at January 3rd, 2010.” If you keep being mean, I’m telling everyone that my real name is Mumuphamurphimuph. (Note: That is a sound that one makes when they are purposely covering their mouth to avoid saying something.) Anyway, I was saying that I didn’t hear you say you would put that on your blog. Everyone else did. Also, “No.” I heard you say you would TELL ME on January third. am going to tell you, just in bloggy form. Syrika, you’re free to insult me. That’s allowed. Okay, noodleface. But really, (you dingdong) can’t you just tell me  now and the rest of the viewers on the blog? We live on the same house on the corner in MICHIGAN. I’m not doing the debate anymore Zariony be meanie. :( (Is it possible to do tears too?) Bye, Flibberflabber.:( The name is NOT Flibberflabber, in fact her name  will be revealed…. IN THE NEXT POST!!!!!

Soon…

The contest ends tomorrow. Those of you who are entering shall have to hurry up. :) ;) :) ;)

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Remembering Past Celebrations

That was a great party. Just me, my family, Cheese Whiz, tiny twist pretzels, America’s Funniest Home Videos, and my blog. Also, it was a milestone. This New Years’ was the very first time, that I haven’t gone right to bed after the party. I read a  great book, then gently drifted off to sleep at 12:52. (I woke up at 10:47)Cuddles, Jeremy, Happy, and Lucky had the wildest partyever! I could hear explosions(from TNT),screaming,movies,and all of them counting down the seconds until the ball dropped.When it was only 9:00!! :( At least I still have my sanity. I love our family New Year parties. One fun time Syrika had been secretly making confetti for New Years, and when the ball dropped, she threw the pieces of confetti everywhere. Actually, that really wasn’t very fun, because I had to help her clean it up. Oh, by the way, Syrika finally managed to see the ball drop. Every year until now, she had turned her head at the wrong moment or something like that. Happy 2010!(Syrika is almost done with Chapter 3 of Alien Chronicles.)

See you later, alligator!

See you next year, and happy new year!

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Note

Here’s a note. The time is wrong. The post before this was published exactly at 12:00. YEEHA!!! Tune in tomorrow for some info. on past New Years’ celebrations!!

5,4,3,2,1… BONG!!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! It’s 2010! YAY!!! A NEW MONTH, DECADE(DEPENDING ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW), AND FUN TIME!!!!(MEANING TIME TO READ THIS BLOG!!!!)

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Last night, I declared that today would be Superclub day!!!

Superclub #8

Colds Are A Super-Villain’s Best Friend!!

I’m pleased to announce that many, many more stories have been planned. Bye.

“Wachhoo!” Switchboy said! “I hade codes.(Translation: Watchhoo! I hate colds!) The borst, pard is, id’s affectig our powers. Let’s hope that is geds better. (The worst part is, it’s affecting our powers.)” “Don’t worry.” Electrickid said. “I’ve invented special medicine that can make your nose be un-congested, so at least we don’t have to use translating-earphones.” Suddenly, the  emergency signal started flashing! “Oh, great.” Tigerboy moaned. “It’s the Anti-Superclub, robbing anotherbank.” The Superclub quickly raced to the bank, but Electrickid accidentally sneezed and made an impenetrable force field pop up. “Uh, oh. Sorry!” The Anti-Superclub laughed at them meanly. “You losers are so incompetent, that a mere COLD can stop you! Hahahahahaha!” And with that, that ran away, still laughing.

When the Superclub got back to their house(after accidentally getting wet, shocked, slightly burned, and tied up by Rubberboy’s malfunctioning powers)they knew what to do.

“My new invention,” Electrickid said, “is sure to help us with our ”power problem. These new costumes are illness-absorbent. They will temporarily render our cold gone.”

“Well, I hope it works.” Tigerboy said glumly. “They’re robbing the Museum of Rare Jewels.”

When the Superclub got to the museum, the Anti-Superclub members were escaping. The fleeing felons quickly threw a net ove them, haphazardly, and were shocked to discover that they were able to dodge it! “Hey, I thought your powers were gone for good!!” Anti-Switchboy growled. He quickly threw some smoke bombs at the Superclub, but their plan failed. Tigerboy, in Speedy Tiger form, zoomed to the smoke bombs and put them in his head’s secret compartment! Then, Switchboy threw a net at them, and captured the villains! “It looks like we were able to stop you after all.” Rubberboy said. “Now, you can go to jail.”

In jail… “Achoo! Wachoo! Hatchoo! Ughhh.” the Anti-Superclub groaned. “Ooh, I guess we should have stolen those special costumes after all. Our contact was right. ”

Who is the Anti-Superclub’s contact? How did they know about the costumes? What adventures will the Superclub have next? Find out in  upcoming Sensational Superclub titles.
THE END

Superclub #9

Again, it was accidentally deleted, so it’s short summary time! Tigerboy accidentally bought a magic book. He started to read it during “Reading Time”, and it sucked him into a strange world filled with evil people from other stories that he has read previously. He managed to escape by finding the magic book again.

After he got back, the Superclub said, “Why were you acting so scared? You were only reading.” Tigerboy then put the book in his room, and started reading a new book. Inside his room, the book was still glowing.

THE END?

Superclub #10


Villains Unite!

Prologue: In a room in a seemingly abandoned house, a very special meeting is going on. the members are all villains who have strived to defeat the Superclub and other heroes many times before. The leader, a shadowy figure at the head of the table, said, “Phase One of our plan is going into effect. Soon, we shall have infiltrated the world’s most heavily guarded facilities, and we shall soon finally have our much needed revenge.” The rest of the crooks  and villains cheered, while the shadowy and mysterious figure sat back down. “Soon, revenge will be ours.”

Part One

While the sinister meeting ended, a different type of evil was going on. Specifically, a bank robbery was going on! Slicer had broken out of prison, so he could “chop the heroes up and eat sushi”. Well, that wasn’t what was going on. in fact, the Slicer was furiously slicing and chopping at a force field. “Let me out! Grrr! Once I break free of here, I’m gonna slice all of you into tiny chunks!” As the police took him away, another villain was robbing the bank, using an android army! It was the Mad Thinker! Electrickid tried to overload the machines with electricity, but they were electric-resistant! “Electrickid! Weatherboy! Tigerboy! Initiate plan 283-34-454834-3.14!”Swichboy called out as he was trying to switch a robot into a feather.(The robots were remarkably agile.) The plan was put into effect immediately. Weatherboy quickly made some rain fall onto the robots, hoping to short-circuit them, while Electrickid made a force field fall over them! Then, Tigerboy burrowed directly underneath them, causing a minor(but contained)cave-in! Then, Rubberboy quickly stretched around the lead robot, making it fall down and blow up.(Nobody was harmed.) After that, it only took a force field to contain Mad Thinker. “Hey, I just thought of something.” Rubberboy said. “Where’s Portalboy? He should have been back from his solo mission by now. Oh well it’s probably nothing.

When the Superclub finally made it back to their house, the emergency screen was flashing, and there was a message on the video screen. Tigerboy clicked on it. “Hi, this is Reed Richards a.k.a. Mr.Fantastic of the Fantastic Four, and we need your help. A bunch of Skrulls are attacking Baxter Building, and there’s too many for us and Spider-Man to handle on our own. Please hurry when you get-” There was an explosion, and the screen dissolved into static. Quickly, the Superclub hopped into their dimension-transporter, and raced to the Baxter Building!

At the Baxter Building, there was complete and utter chaos. Skrulls were destroying the building and turning it into piles of rubble. Switchboy quickly said, “Okay, Electrickid, you get the rubble out of the way, and Tigerboy? Go crazy.” With a shriek of happiness, Tigerboy pulled some NTNT(Bombs that, when they explode, make nets come out, trapping the villains)and started hurling them in the general direction of the Skrulls. It was extremely hard to trap the Skrulls in a net, because of their shapeshifting abilities, but Electrickid found out that with one force field, it could trap rubble and Skrulls! It was still difficult, though. Even with the combined efforts of the Superclub, Spider-Man, and the Fantastic Four, the Skrulls kept on coming. Just then, the mighty Avengers came, and started to help them! As soon as the Skrulls saw the Avengers, they turned and fled. Those who were still trapped were taken to a special jail.

When the Superclub went back to their fortress, they were extremely confused. “Why did they run away like that?” Electrickid mused. At that very moment, the portable emergency screen started signaling that there was another emergency! The Lizard, Doctor Octopus, Chameleon, Vulture, Electro, Rhino, Green Goblin, Kraven the Hunter, Kingpin, Mysterio, Molten Man, and Mysterio were attacking the World Day parade! For the second time, they used the transporter to go back to the Marvel universe! When they got there, Iron Man and Daredevil were already there! “Hi! Can you help us? There’s too many villains to stop alone!” Iron Man asked as he shot a repulsor beam. There was no need for an answer. All of the heroes tried to stop the villains, but were paralyzed with a mysterious transporter beam! With a flash, all of the heroes had disappeared!

Meanwhile… all of the other heroes were being taken to that same mysterious place. But, where was it? Where?

Part Two

When the Superclub, Iron Man, and Daredevil regained consciousness, they found themselves inside of a spacious, colorful fun-house like building, with heroes from the Marvel dimension, and the DC universe. Batman was the first to speak. “I recognize this place.” he said. “It’s the Joker’s hideout! But how could he do this? He doesn’t have the available recourses!” “Ah, but that’s where you’re wrong, Batsy!” The Joker cried, on a nearby podium. Everyone gasped! How could Joker have gotten over there so quickly? “Hello, heroes!” Joker said with a snarl and grimace. “I brought some friends along to play!” All of the villains from the Superclub’s dimension were there, along with some from DC and Marvel. Lex Luthor came up onto the podium. “Yes, we get over here so quickly? It is all part of our accomplice’s plan. He had this brilliant scheme in mind, and he also told the Anti-Superclub about your cold-absorbing costumes.(See Colds Are a Super-Villain’s Best Friend) Why don’t you come up here?” Lex Luthor stepped down from the podium to reveal the special accomplice/guest. Tigerboy gasped in shock! It couldn’t be him! He had just put him in jail two days ago! (Issue 9) “Yes, it’s me.” Lil’ Pooky Bear snarled. “I had the master plan to get Parasite to steal Professor X’s mind-reading powers! Also, ” Lil’ Pooky Bear pulled someone, bound and gagged, to the podium. “It helped that Parasite was also able to take a tiny bit of Portalboy’s powers and give it to us. You see, we all have a little bit of Portalboy’s and Professor X’s powers!” “Yeah, but you forgot one thing!” Superman yelled. “You didn’t bother to trap us, you were so confident!” All of the superheroes quickly (and easily, because the stolen powers wore off at that moment) subdued the villains. Unfortunately, for everyone, Lil’ Pooky Bear got away, along with Slicer and the Anti-Superclub, but it didn’t matter. The nefarious scheme was over, and everyone was safe. The stolen items were given back, Portalboy was freed, and everything was safe. “I get it now.” Tigerboy said. “The plan was for only certain superheroes to be weakened at certain times. That’s why the Skrulls ran away when the Avengers came.” And with that final mystery solved, everything was finally completed. Except for the next mission, that is!

THE END

I have been busy.

Hey, Miscellaneoussoupers! I have been extremely busy, which is why you haven’t been reading the new Superclub stories. That will change soon, as I declare tomorrow “Superclub Story Day”!!!!!!!

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Would you rather…

Would you rather:

Eat a live mongoose… or stick a papaya up your nose?

Read your mom’s old mushy  love letters….. or kiss a pointy hedgehog?

Lick poison ivy….. or punch a bull in the nose?

Swim in a shark tank….or give someone a sponge bath?

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Congrats!

I just want to say congratulations to all of the people who made it into the spelling bee! You did a good job, Neiren!

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Bla ha ha!

Urgh! Must….control…vampretzel(vampretzel: a pretzel-crazed vampire)urges. Bye! Off to school!

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Weird things from Uncle John’s Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader(and some facts from my math class, yesterday. Also, Ponui can use these. Also, the views of the people don’t reflect my personal views. :)  )

Here’s the random fact from my math class that we used for a bar graph/histogram: Most kids in my class like Fritos more than Doritos, Sun Chips, and other things.

Now, Uncle John thingsies:

Some Real Hong Kong Translated Into English Subtitles

*I scare nothing! Even you become napkins! *Fat head! Look at you! You’re full of cholesterol! *The tongue is so ugly. Let’s imagine it to be Tom Cruise. *It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!(Zarion here. How did that guy swallow a crab? Did he swim inside of an aquarium?)*Dance the lion for others for just some stinking money! It’s like razing my brows with the kung-fu I taught you! *Alternatively, you must follow my advice whenever I say “maltose”! *If you nag on, I’ll strangle you with chewing gum. *A red moon? Why don’t you say “blue buttocks”? *Watch out! The road is very sweaty! *A poor band player I was, but now I am crocodile king.

Real-Life Bumper Stickers

*Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket? *I love defenseless animals-especially in a good gravy!  *I’m multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time! *D0 they ever shut up on your planet? *Therapy is expensive;popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose. *I brake for no apparent reason. *Honk if you’ve never seen an Uzi fired from a car window! *Try not to let your mind wander-it’s too small to be let out by itself! *Politicians and diapers need to be changed-often for the same reason! *Whose cruel idea was it for the word LISP to have the letter “S” in it?  *My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her-or something like that! *Caution:I drive like you do *I’ll bet you a new car that I can brake faster than you can! *Boycott shampoo! Demand real poo! *Everyone has a right  to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. *Bad cop, no donut.(Apparently, there’s a joke that policemen eat donuts on duty.) *I’m not a complete idiot-some parts are missing! *If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. *On the other hand, you have different fingers. *Question reality *Preserve nature;pickle a squirrel *Stop staring at my bumper, you pervert!  *Four out of five voices in my head say, “Kill!” *If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Two disgusting, REAL poems from the 1800s about a sadistic kid named Willie

#1 Willie saw some dynamite,

Couldn’t understand it quite;

Curiosity never pays:

It rained Willie seven days

#2 Into the family drinking well

Willie pushed his sister Nell.

She’s there yet

because it kilt her.

Now we have to buy a filter.

Ahh, irregular and weird, isn’t it? Now, here’s one bonus thing before I sign off for the day!(Bla haha! Sorry, it’s hard to control the vampretzel urges.)

My Review of Spider-Man 2 in 5 Words

Awesome m0vie of cool proportions!


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Moan…

Ugh…I ate too much pretzels. Hey, wait! That means that my affliction is gone! The Were-Zarion is no more! Huh.. Oh, no! (gurgle) Bla, bla, bla. I am Zarion, zee vampire weeth a bad French ah-ccent.(No offense to anyone who’s French.) Bwawahahahaha!!!

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Solution!!!

Happy figured out a solution to my Were-Zarion problem. I should simply(munch, gobble, snarf. BURP!)rapidly(munch munch)eat(gobble)pretzels because the transformation happens when I get pretzel cravings.(BBBUUURRRRRRRPP!!!!!!) More details as events warrant.

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Open Wide!!

Here’s my review of the movie, Tooth Fairy. Awesome! I definitely recommend the part with the inventions. Oh, by the way, there’s a little bit more of the film after the credits. Watch it! 4 out of 4 stars!!!

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I’m Lucky(the adorable baby bunny who loves gardening), and here’s the winning contest story!

And the winner of the CMT music awards is…whoops, wrong card. The winner of the Superclub contest is…Oh, my gosh!!!! Look at this list Zarion made:

1st Place: Cal(mutant toads/rabbits) and Bumpy(cucumber monsters-some type of veggie at least)

2nd Place: Syrika’s second plan(someone stealing the world’s cheese supply)

Honorable Mentions: Syrika’s first plan(evil mutant pet), Ronnie’s idea(Super-Monkey)

Stay tuned for the winning stories(not just the plots)! Where can I find a tranquilizer dart for the Were-Zarion?

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Da-da-da-DUM!!! Are you scared, yet?

I feel like a monster, Frankenstein maybe, or a vampire. Anyway, that’s why my blog looks so creepy-AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRROOOOO!!!!!! Huh? I didn’t mean to do that! What’s happening to meee-Growl! GRRR! Snarl! HHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! GRARG!! ARRGGGHH!!

To be continued….

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Part 2 of my Reform Judaism Project Ideas

*Story

*Skit

*Play

*Song

*Poem

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(for a project)Reformism History Special on PBS

The definition of Reform Judaism is a branch of Judaism that wants to accept and combine Jewish history from the old days, and modern Judaism now. Also, in Reform Judaism, they give complete and absolute equality to everyone who practices it, rather unlike Orthodox services, where women have to sit in separate groups.(No offense to Orthodox Jews.)After these commercials, see the history of Reform Judaism and their opinion on many different things in our lives today.

Eat at Red Robin today! They have delicious spaghetti.

The history of Reform Judaism started around the time of the French Revolution. Things like ghettos were being abolished, and Jews were(finally)recognized as citizens of our fair world, Earth.Here’s a link for  someone talking about Reform Judaism beliefs. I hope that you enjoy it. Now, here’s the Reform on God. Basically, the Reform Jews feel the same way about God as Conservative Jews like me. On the subject of Torah, they  draw on the lessons. After this commercial break, learn more about Reform Judaism.

“There is a very great comedian. To learn more about him, go to this blog.

Here’s some information about Reform Judaism and Inter-Faith Marriage. The Torah says that we shouldn’t marry practice Inter-Faith Marriage, but Reform Jews are not very firm against Inter-Faith Marriage. Reform rabbis, some at least, aren’t under discipline for intermarrying. Now, here’s info. about Bar/Bat Mitzvahs. They don’t really  have Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, instead they something called a “Confirmation.”

And now, a quiz. The person with the most questions right, wins a special prize.

1) True or False: Reform Judaism started in the American Revolution.

2) True or False: Ghettos were being abolished when Reform Judaism started.

3) What do Reform Jews do for the subject of Torah?

4) True or False: Conservative Jews and Reformative Jews feel the same way about God.

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Some Announcements of Great Importance

1) Have you noticed that my titles have been capitalized and uncapitalized? That is because some feel like a message, and others(like this one)are simply like story titles. I just wanted to clear that up.

2) If I seem a little cranky, tense, and terse(a vocabulary word)then it’s because I have a huge, swollen, PAINFUL canker sore. Ow. It hurts to talk, eat, and do anything with my mouth in general. Unfortunately, I have had them MANY times before, and they’ll go away. I still talk in class like normal, but it’s a little hard. Okay, enough about me. On to number(see next announcement)

3) Three!!! “L”, my Hebrew school teacher, was sick last time we had class, but now she is going to teach us  again! Yeah!

4) The contest officially ended last night. Be sure to find out who won, later today! You will NOT want to miss the action-y, silly, funny, and above all, BRILLIANT works of art. /

5) Tigerboy said that he might ask the Superclub again, but they’re pretty busy.(For details, read the upcoming Superclub tale.) Oh well, it’s progress.

6)Green Thumb, a monkey from Michigan Adventures, will have his own spot on this blog. Stay tuned for details!

Well, that wraps everything up! Remember, keep reading this blog! You won’t be sorry!

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Happ Birt to You, Hap Birt to You

It’s my half birthday, which explains the weird title! Yay!

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Progress!!!

I have made progress with my attempts to meet the entire Superclub. Sorry that this post is so short, but I have to figure out what I’m going to do if they visit this blog. Visit Ponui while you’re waiting for more blog posts.

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??????/A Mystery Post

Tigerboy came to be in a game show earlier this week, and now I’m proud to present

Illogical Math!!!!

Yes, it’s true. Our math really is illogical. Are you ready to play, Tigerboy? Sure, I guess. Good. What is pie + snickerdoodle – snicker?  Uh, Snickpier-doodle? Correct! Now, what is “Pot” plus “er” minus “Cuddles is cute.”?  Pickle Potter the Second! I’m sorry, the answer is ” ‘ Gimme peanuts!’ the baby elephant said cutely.” Now, onto the next contestant! Some Hobo!!! Hi. (Burp. Snork. Giggle, I mean gurgle. Dribble. Drool. A snot bubble pops.) I just won the “Most Disgusting Hobo” award, in the 2010 Hobo Olympics. Eeeh… Okay, I just changed my mind. SECURITY! Our third (not so)lovely contestant is Bugs Bunny. Eeeh.. What’s up, Zarion? (chomp, chomp). What’s the math problem? You mean ILLOGICAL math problem. What is Elmer Fudd squared times Foghorn Leghorn to the power of Tweety divided by Noodle Chicken, plus Daffy Duck? That’s easy, Doc. The answer is…. Roasted duck with a side of chicken noodle soup and meat loaf glazed with bird meat. But not from Tweety, from Meaty, his evil twin. Congratulations! You have won… 12 stacks of reusable TNT!!!! That’s great, Doc. Yosemite Sam is coming for me(he checks his watch)right about now. Bang! Bang! I’m going to get you, you long-haired galoot! There’s nothing you can use to protect yourself! You’re only in a room full of… uh, dynamite. Momma, I’m scared! AAAHHHH! Well, he’s running away like a headless chicken now. Hey! I resent that, I say, I resent that remark you rabbit! Well, now that Foggy’s done, let’s introduce our final Looney Tunes/Merrie(NOT A TYPO) Melodies guest star. Th-th-th-that’s all, folks! See you after this post!

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It will help the world if you do what I ask.

Help the people of Haiti. Please.

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BTW(Bye The Way)

The events that I summarized are now a page. Read it now.

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Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

I’m back! It turned out that Cuddles had set the laser on “Knock unconscious”, rather then “Deep Fry Death.” Also, Tigerboy told me that he would check with the rest of the Superclub. In the meantime, heres’ a list of my individual split personalities.

A List of My Individual Split Personalities

*Zarion

*Some stupid kid

*A goat/sheep(BAAAA!)

*A robot

*Mad Scientist

*Old Man Stinkbrains

*An alien

*Alien-robot

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A summary on what has happened while we were not posting.

Happy was thinking of an epitaph when Tigerboy came in for the game show. Then, Zarion started moving and they all started screaming. (Before that, Tigerboy said that he would have to check with the rest of the Superclub to se if Zarion could meet them.)

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Third time is the charm!!

(Note: Cuddles speaks in baby talk.)

Here’s the third “Great Debate”, and you will love it! People:Zarion Vs. Cuddles the Baby Elephant. Court Case: Zarion is mad at Cuddles for frolicking in the mud. Zarion=italicsCuddles=bold

I wanna frolic in the mud! NoWhy? You get the entire house dirty, and then you jump on me. That’s because I love you. Still, you should stop it. Never!! I hate your logic, poopybrains! If  you stop playing in the mud, then you can have less baths. You dare speak the name of the dreaded tingy?! GRRR!!!!! Come on, Cuddles, you know that this reasonable. No0dlehead!!! Fat noodlehead!! UGLY, FAT NOODLEHEAD!! Stinky, ugly, fat nood-Okay, I get the point! Stop it! No! LOOK AT ME!!!(See photo of Cuddles shaking his tiny, cute, PAINFUL fist!) Wait, Cuddles, what are you doing with that  laser beam?!ZAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

This is Syrika. Zarion died from the laser beam. Wow, I never knew a baby elephant from Kohl’s(a store)could be so violent. Oh well. This is Syrika(again)signing off until Zarion recovers on the 12th of Googleplex.

I wanna frolic in the mudsiepoodlekinzas!!!
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An Answer

Ponui recently asked me why I changed my blog’s appearance. I did it because I can, and because I wanted something new. In fact, I’ll change it again right now. See you!

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More News

I am working on contacting Tigerboy about the game show, and he says that he will think about it.  More info. coming soon! :) ;0 :0

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Yet Another Superclub Tale

Hey hey, hey! It’s me again!! Here’s another story that’s sure to make you happy!!!

There is a villain, whose powers are so great, so destructive, that he might actually be able to terminate the Superclub. His name is the Slicer, or just Slicer. Fortunately for the Superclub, he is one of the most incompetent super-villains in the world. Sadly though, that  might change, because he recently went to P.O.O.-F.O.R.-B.R.A.I.N.S. University. Now, he’s.… Doctor Slicer. Not much of a change, I know, but he has more self-confidence now. And, he wants revenge. Da-da-da-dum(b villain who is a lunkheaded imbecile)!!!

Meanwhile, the Superclub was at a special seminar on how to stop half-witted, bumbling morons who-Okay, I can’t take the insults any more. I’m the author, and I’m going to list all of his stupid qualities, so we can stop saying that he’s lame-brained. I have a schedule. Anyways, read this list.

A LIST OF HIS STUPID-NESS THINGIES

*idiot

*half-wit

*simpleton

*lame-brained

*incompetent

*stupid

*dumb

*dim

*dense

*obtuse

*cretin

*moron

*dumbell

*cheese-brain

*Patrick(from Spongebob)type moron

*dimwit

*doofus

*hard-headed

*a few fries short of a Happy Meal

*lunk-head

*imbecile

*smartness-challenged

*Cuddles when you throw peanuts in a volcano

*Zarion Kreena-type idiot

*Karion Zreena(DEFINITELY)

*ding-dong

*his elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top

Okay, there’s just too many. I could do an ent-I’ve got it!! Later, read a post all about Doctor Slicer’s stupidness. Back to the story.

Anyway, the Superclub was at the convention*, when a special news report saying that the Slicer is on the loose. (Also, the Slicer is like the Rhino. Dim, but incredible brute strength.)

Suddenly, Dr.Slicer crashed through the wall, and started slicing anything he could get his “hands” on! “I’m going to get you runts!” he howled as he turned the table to dust with a chainsaw.  The Superclub quickly went into action, and initiated Operation: Slash the Chainsaw!! First, Tigerboy used the Magic Pencil(whatever it draws can come to life, and holes can make people fall in, well, holes.)to draw a hole to trap Dr.Slicer. Next, Switchboy made the broken table into the type of cage that the Vulture used on them(first issue in the trilogy.). Dr.Slicer quickly chainsawed against the steel. To his absolute horror, it didn’t break. Suddenly, he grinned and pulled out a remote. “Heh, heh heh. The Anti-Superclub gave me this specialized remote that can turn Tigerboy into different tigers.” He turned Tigerboy into Robot Tiger, then made him smash open the cage using the magnet! “Now I’m free, and you shall perish!!!” And with that, he started to slice Robot Tiger!

As soon as the blade came near Tigerboy, he quickly used the jetpack to fly away, unharmed. “Hey! Why you…” Doctor Slicer’s voice trailed off as he realized that a tiny sparking bomb was flying on top of his head. Electrickid had built it(it is called MasterShocker 5000), and it was designed to short out Slice-oops, I mean Doctor Slicer’s mechanical capabilities. BOOM!!! The bomb exploded with such force, that the mechanical chainsaw and other various slicing things completely shorted out. “No!” Doctor Slicer screamed as the police, who had been discreetly called by the person giving the lecture on Tricking Dumb Super-Villains. Finally, as the police tied him up, (and put him in the van that was taking him to a jail specifically designed for super-villains)he moaned, “I’m going back to ‘Slicer.’”
THE END

*They were the only ones there.

I need you.

What do you think? Is iPsycho a real iCarly episode or not? Write in with answers.

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Hello.

I’m over my furious rage over salaries for sports players, and I have an idea to reach the Superclub. It’s so simple!! I can just contact Tigerboy to go on a game show!! Yeeha!!!

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A Holiday

Happy (belated) Martin Luther King Junior Day!

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ON JANUARY 18, 2010 AT 5:12 PM  LEAVE A COMMENT  EDIT THIS

My Review of Spider-Man

Pants on the ground, pants on the groundHuh, oh, sorry. I think that Spider-Man is scary, but excellent. Sure it had blood, violence(it is a superhero movie)and swearing, but I like it. I can’t wait to see the next ones.

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I’M FURIOUS!!!! READ THIS TO DISCOVER WHY!!!!! (THIS IS HOMEWORK BY THE WAY!! I’M TOO SCARED TO SEND THIS FOR REAL!!)

Dear Horizon Editor and author of this piece,

I agree with your article. Sports players are grossly overpaid. First of all, it’s OUTRAGEOUS AND HORRIBLE that doctors and computer designers are paid less then a basketball player. This is getting out of hand. Now, a million dollars is considered an insult. I cannot believe the gall and chutzpah of the sports player who whined that he didn’t have enough money to pay for his car insurance. If he can buy eight cars, then he doesn’t have any excuses that would make it okay in my eyes. Donate to hospitals with your money, you spoiled brat!!! It sickens me to think that baseball and other sports players get paid more than the President. It’s horrible that $1 million is now an insult, and that it is going into the four millions! I’m sick of it!!SICK OF IT!!!!!

To quote from your article, ‘Nolan Ryan broke ground in 1979, becoming the first athlete to receive a $1 million-a-year contract.’ I’m boiling mad, and this is injustice!!! This is sad, and I’m frustrated about this!! Isn’t there a way to lower their salaries???!!! AARRRGGHHHH!!!!!! Also, it’s making kids lose a great job, basically. You said, and I quote, ‘From the perspective of a young person, sports seems like the better choice. Would a child rather play basketball and make millions, or go to school for years and end up making $500,000 a year?’ This is very, very wrong, and I want to stop it.

Sincerely,

Zarion Kreena  a.k.a An Outraged Reader

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Friend

I have a nasty feeling that Syrika’s friend is coming over. You know the know. Miss “I Will Disobey My Friend’s Big Brother And Go In His Room”. Grrr.

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Another Superclub tale 🙂

Recap: The Superclub and Spider-Man escaped from the trap using a bomb, and went to stop the Vulture. They discovered him robbing a childrens’ hospital. After that, they chased after him, and finally caught him at the beach. Then, Vulture revealed that Sandman was his partner, and then Sandman lunged at them and attacked.

Electrickid sent up a force field that Sandman slammed into, then Spider-Man swirled webbing after webbing glob onto him. It wasn’t enough, though. Just then, Tigerboy came back. “I return ed the money. Where were you.……Uh, oh.” Then, Sandman hit Tigerboy with a sand anvil. “Ha-hey, why aren’t you dead!? It must be that stupid resistance! Fortunately, on tipsforstupidvillains.com, it says what to do about this. Smash harder!!!!” Sandman smashed. Nothing happened. Sandman smashed harder. Nothing happened. Sandman howled with fury, and smashed even harder. Nothing happened. Sandman made a combination sand hammer-bazooka that would smash on impact. There was an explosion, and Tigerboy turned into a (still-living)tiny pile of ashes. “Ow.”was his only comment, and then he waited until he recovered. Waterboy had the brilliant idea of spraying him with water. He turned into a pile of mud. “Hey, what are ou doing? No…glubmrpp.’ And with that, he was taken to jail and the Superclub went back to their home.

THE END

Did you like it? Oh well, coming up soon, is my review of Spider-Man!!!

It’s mmm, mmm, good!!

I’m a simple guy with simple tastes. While other people prefer potatoes with veggies and cheese, I like mine (preferably mashed)with pepper and salt. Now, I shall take my leave. It’s Spider-Man time!!

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Alex Rider

I like the Alex Rider book series, and it’s very excellent if you like spy tales. My favorite parts of any spy stories are the way cool gadgets. They are incredibly cool, and very useful. Also, they could probably be made now. Proving my point, in a National Geographic Kids mag., it said that laser scissors are now real. Bye, for now!!

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A Recent frustration of mine that just came up.

ARGHHHH!!!!!!! Silicon’s teacher might make me have “classes” with him at school!!! I have homework, lunch time, and other classes. Also, she didn’t even ask me for permission. I know that Silicon may have gotten the information wrong, but I’m seriously annoyed. He’s milking it right now, just to get me in trouble. Grrr.

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And… it’s the all-important coin toss!!

Seriously, I don’t care about football, sports in general, and the Super Bowl, but I’m having a party anyway. I mentioned this earlier, but now it’s official!!!!! Time for the Super Bowl Snack-O-Rama Party O’ Spider-Man! Translated, it’s time for the party in which I try to finish off my extra snacks, and finish Spider-Man 3. GO SNACKS!!!!!!! By the way, I have a banana smoothy/ie on my blog, because the theme is “Banana Smoothie.” That’s the answer to your question, Syrika! :)

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A Very Special Day

Happy birthday to Laura Ingalls Wilder!!! Momicon loves her books!

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:)

I had a great party last night. I watched Batman: The Brave and The Bold and The Super Hero Squad. I didn’t even know that Batman could be so weird! Anyway, I didn’t eat all of my snacks, so now I’ll have a Super Bowl party, even though I don’t like the Super Bowl. Best of luck!

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Party Update:

People Who Are Going: Me, Myself, I, and my imaginary friends.

Food: Popcorn, Pretzels, A Granola Bar, and Animal Crackers

Things to Drink: Water, Milk, or Juice

I AM THE ONLY PARTY PERSON?PERSON WHO”S INVITED EXCEPT FOR MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS!!! KARION IS NOT WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :(

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Announcing…Zarion’s Pre-Super Bowl(even though he hates football/sports in general)Bonanza!!

I have brought extra pretzels and extra popcorn home for the fiesta mentioned above. It will be going on sometime this weekend, and I’ll let you know what happens later! :)

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Celebration!!!!

Here’s a special poem to commemorate the second “Dynamite Day”, written by happy and I. My writings will be in old, I mean BOLD, while Happy’s thingies will be written like this.

Dynamite, oh dynamite. You make me laugh, so.

Dynamite is so perfect, even though it doesn’t glow.

Actually, this RADIOACTIVE  dynamite sticks can glow as bright as the stars.

Happy, put that down! If you light it, we’ll be blown halfway to Mars!

In honor of this glorious occasion, I shall light it now.

No, no Happy, don’t light it! And don’t you dare say, “Sheesh, Zarion. Don’t have a cow.”

Oh, tsk tsk, you sillybrain. Dynamite is meant to be lit.

Put out that fuse, Happy, and I’ll stop having a fit.

Oh, pish-posh, Zary. I’ll make sure there’s space in this special container. There’ll be enough room.

No, Happy! That’s a cardboard box! And anyway, the only rhyme we can use for this special poem is-

BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, Zary. Don’t worry. I’ll take you to the hospital. Don’t go around the bend.

Happy, I only have one thing to say to you right now. THE END!!!


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Things

1) Syrika is going to Lansing with her classmates. I miss her. Don’t worry, though. She’ll be back by 5:00 tonight.

2) I declare today “Dynamite Day 2: Son of TNT”!!! I will celebrate it in the  next post.

3) Our science teacher used an air horn in class. I was not amused.

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I need help. Seriously. You see, there’s this question I have about Spiderman, and I can’t find the answer. Thus, my plea for assistance.

I read in the Back in Black Spiderman series that Spidey pulled out his black costume when Aunt May is shot. N0w, isn’t his black costume really an alien symbiote? Please help me, I really want to know.

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Hey, people. I can’t decide between three extremely excellent titles for this little story, so you just pick the one you like the most. “Revenge of the Elevators” or “A Funny Thing Happened to me on the Way Back From the Library” or “SHHH! They can hear you, so be kind to them!!!”

Dadicon, Syrika, and I were going home from a satisfying trip to the ‘brary(Library). That picture is one of the precious books I got! We decided to go into the elevator, because of the heavy books, and because we were on one of the top floors. In the elevator, Dadicon and Syrika were(immaturely)jumping. Right before the elevator stopped, and we could get out, Dadicon stopped jumping and Syrika didn’t. We could hear rattling noises coming from somewhere above us. Apparently, Syrika had possibly damaged the elevator. When we got out, Dadicon and I got out safely. However, the elevator doors started closing before Syrika got out. Fortunately, Dadicon pushed the button that opens the doors. We arrived home shortly.

I got this book from the East Grand Rapids library! YYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UPDATE: Ugghhh…I feel miserable. I ate some garlic powder on a tiny chunk of potato. Boy, that was a mistake. I barfed, sneezed repeatedly, and now my nose is running and previously felt clogged up! Mr. Elevator, wasn’t jumping, so why are you torturing me?!!! Grr. Wait, Karion might have loosened the garlic powder container!! All the more reason for revenge!!!

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ON FEBRUARY 4, 2010 AT 7:05 PM  COMMENTS (1)  EDIT THIS

Hello.

Hi, people who read my blog. Normally, I would be at Hebrew school(a place for me to get better at speaking Hebrew. I’m Jewish, you know.), but I have a nasty headache and a temperature of 99.?.(I don’t know what that part is, so I put a question mark. :) ) I finished my homework, which is why I am blogging right now. Bye, I think I’ll rest a little more. Why do headaches have to be so painful?!?!?!

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Superclub Story #11

It’s a Bird…It’s a Plane.… It’s …Huh? The Supermenagerie?

Dreamyland quickly gasps in horror when the Anti-Superclub turns the Superclub into animals! Well, that’s technically not true, I guess. Tigerboy is simply trapped in Miniature Tiger form. Oh well, you still don’t want to miss this latest episode in the lives of the Superclub that will drive you zooey! (Pun intended.)

The Anti-Superclub members were leading the Superclub members on a wild chase! “YOU’ll NEVER CATCH US!” they shouted! Quickly, Anti-Waterboy tossed another sack of money out of Anti-Switchboy.(He had turned into a helicopter.) Then, Waterboy’s evil duplicate drenched them with a wave worthy of a tsunami! Switchboy quickly retaliated by turning into a super-sized hose!(With a special helicopter attachment so the rest of the Superclub wouldn’t fall down onto the cold, hard, cement, rock-solid ground!) Their best efforts weren’t enough to stop the villains, though. With a sonic-powered turbo-thruster-boost/rocket powered laser beam blast, the Anti-Superclub zoomed away, while zapping our heroes in an eerie, rainbow-ish light!

“Oh,”Tigerboy groaned as he regained consciousness. “Hey! Why am I in an alleyway, with a bunch of animals? As far as I know, Animalboy wasn’t here! Of course, he can’t turn other people into animals. Wait, that weird ray! It must have turned the rest of the Superclub  into animals!!!”

WE INTERRUPT THIS SUPERCLUB STORY FOR A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. Here’s the new Superclub members.

*Tigerboy(He’s already a Miniature Tiger. Specifically, he’s only six inches.)

*Electricbunny

*Switchdeer

*Boulderduck

*Waterchicken

*Magmapony

*Glueplatypus(Platypuses are funny.)

*Rubbercow

WE NOW RETURN TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED STORY!

Tigerboy rushed over to the various assortment of animals, formerly known as the Superclub. “Are you okay?” The responses were various quacks, moos, growls, and other assorted things. Also, Tigerboy had to run away from Magmapony and Switchdeer for fear of being trampled! “Oh, no!”he thought to himself. “They must have gained the animals’ personalities! They don’t recognize me or their powers!! It must not have affected me, because I’m already an animal! I guess that I’ll be going solo, tonight!” Tigerboy quickly used the Portalray to get himself and the animals back to their house. Then, he quickly grabbed a secret weapon(while avoiding Waterchicken’s beak after accidentally getting pecked once or twice)and started to find the Anti-Superclub’s lair!

Tigerboy’s plan was simple. He would disguise himself as a lamb using the Switchray(because if the Anti-Superclub saw him. they would just assume that he was one of the Superclub members who had aimlessly drifted over their)and find the invention that would change the rest of the Superclub to normal! Then, he would use the secret weapon he brought to make sure that the Anti-Superclub would not be able to get revenge on them…at least for a couple of days!

When Tigerboy finally found the Anti-Superclub’s fortress, it took practically all of his willpower not to gasp in horror! It was a huge building, made out of metal, and robot guards with laser cannons were patrolling every area, and if he so much as took one step closer, KFT(Kentucky Fried Tigerboy)would be on the dinner menu! Quickly, Tigerboy grabbed his weapon, pulled out the pin, and speedily turned into Speedy Tiger(a tiger with super speed)and ran away! BOOM!!! Instantly, all of the robots were covered with bubble gum and short-circuiting! “So far,” Tigerboy thought. “my plan has been a success. Sure, I’ve completely blown my cover, and will probably be vaporized by more robots, most likely in the thousands, but my plan is still a success. Hmm, maybe I should re-think that.” Tigerboy burrowed through the ground, and popped up in a room filled with all sorts of inventions, test tubes, beakers, chemicals, and giant robots coming toward him with laser beams the size of a large tree trunk. “Wait, what was that last thing?” Tigerboy thought, but it was too late. The robots had already fired!

As the laser beams came toward Tigerboy, he(still in Speedy Tiger form)quickly grabbed another G.G.(Gum Grenade) and tossed it at the laser beams, while dodging the already fired blasts! The robots’ weapons suddenly swell to the size of overgrown boulders, and exploded with a huge popping noise, spattering gum everywhere, also, unfortunately, on Tigerboy.

Anti-Rubberboy quickly rushed into the destroyed inventions room. “What’s all that noise? Has that stupid, weird Anti-Tigerboy been playing with the nuclear firecrackers AGAIN!!!???” As you can see, certain members of the Anti-Superclub were on horrible terms. Suddenly, his eyes found Tigerboy. “Well, well, well, well, well, well-” One of the robots whacked him. (Some of the duplicates have minor functioning errors, such as continuously repeating a word.) “Sorry, robots. As I was saying, well, well, well. What have we here? A little nuisance spy.” He leaned closer to Tigerboy. “Do you know what we’re going to have to do with you?” Tigerboy responded, “Mmmph, grh w iyue yy momuble, mumble, mmmph.”

“No, you little runt! We are not going to give you pretzels! Stop being sarcastic!”

“Mmmph, pmmppf-mpph.”

“Oh, there you go again. Being sarcastic! Get your miniscule mind off of pretzels!!! Anyways, we are going to turn you into an animal, using our new weapon. It can turn animals into other animals! And if you say that it’s redundant somehow, I will personally tear that gum of off you. Painfully.” Tigerboy didn’t want to get the gum viciously torn off, so he stayed quiet and tried to think of a plan.

The testing room was dark, wet, and smelled as if one thousand clones of Cuddles had tooted in there, made “Stinky Gumbo Surprise”(a smellier version of a disgusting recipe called Gumbo Surprise), and then died in there. Actually, Tigerboy wouldn’t be surprised if that was true. Cuddles, a superhero who he had teamed up with before(see the upcoming issue 14), was reckless, silly, and weird. Basically, like himself, except in baby elephant form. The rotten door creaked open and Anti-Electrickid walked in, smirking. “I see that Anti-Rubberboy has used the chainsaw to get that gum off. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Such a shame, I could have used it for a new torture device to test out on you. Sadly, though, we can’t always get what we want in life. And by that, I mean that can get what I want in life, but you can’t. I am really looking forward to using this on you. What shall I turn you into? A pig-bear, maybe? No, nothing threatening. A platypus-squirrel would be nice.” While Anti-Electrickid chattered on (seemingly)obliviously, Tigerboy attempted to escape from the giant bullseye that he was strapped to, Anti-Electrickid suddenly whipped around and shouted, “Come on, that’s pathetic. You really thought that you could escape if I’m not looking. I have eyes everywhere.” He showed Tigerboy the eerie-looking camera that that was strapped to the back of his head. “Heh, heh. I have eyes in the back of my head! Even if you did manage to escape, you wouldn’t make it out of here alive. I have hidden booby-traps, tricks, ans surprises everywhere! Now, I’m going to use this weapon on you!!”

Just as he was about to turn Tigerboy into a hideous monster, Tigerboy quickly flew out of the trap! “How did you do that?!” the evil duplicate hissed angrily. “You didn’t turn into that stupid Flying Tiger(not a typo), did you?” Then, he realized that Tigerboy had morphed into Robot Tiger!! Quick as a flash, Robot Tiger used a hidden laser to burn through the door and escape! Unfortunately, he ha forgotten that the door was rotten, moldy, and ,above all, flammable. The door exploded, and an immense fireball flew up! Anti-Electrickid quickly changed himself into electricity to escape the fire. Tigerboy said, aloud, “Okay, so I know that the entire Anti-Superclub is probably after me now. I also know that the machine is behind one of these doors. Let’s see. This is going to take the most complicated guessing/picking procedure I’ve ever done in my entire life. One potato, two potato, three potato, four potato, eeny, meeny, miney, mo-Alright, this is taking to long! I’ll just go through the middle door!” Fortunately, the animal machine really was in that room! In a flash, Tigerboy grabbed the machine, and headed out of the door, not noticing the members of the Anti-Superclub, following him in an energy bubble, like Electrickid’s!

As soon as Tigerboy raced back into the alleyway(unnoticed), he changed the Superclub back to normal! “What happened?” they all asked, after the last bits of animal DNA(Deoxy riboNucleic Acid) had gone away, Tigerboy told them everything that had happened while they were animals.  Tigerboy looked confused at that point, because everyone was looking at him with a worried expression. “What’s going on? The story wasn’t that scary.” he asked them, before realizing that they were looking behind him. Slowly, he looked around…and saw the Anti-Superclub, with angry expressions etched into their faces. “You destroyed our fortress, you wrecked our latest plan to destroy you, and you RUINED OUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!” The  Anti-Superclub started to leap at the Superclub, but, sadly, they weren’t looking where they were going. They collided straight into their machine, causing it to short-circuit, and turn them into animals! “You know, it’s sort of ironic.” Rubberboy said when he finally stopped laughing at Anti-Rubber-Chipmunk. “The machine that the Anti-Superclub tried to destroy us with, ended up saving our lives. But, I just have one more question. Why do I have a craving for dandelions and flowers?”

THE END

Update on Spidey Costume

Well, it was ordered from Ebay last night. I cannot vait for eet to vome!! Vait, vhy (bla bla)am I talking like zees?! Oh, no! Zee vampretzel curse ees geeting vorse! I ‘ate ‘aving a bad French ah-ccent! (NO OFFENSE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE FRENCH)

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I am psyched!(I’M SO HAPPY!!!)

This is only a maybe, but Momicon might get a Spider-Man costume from Ebay or Amazon tonight! Look out world, Zarion Kreena might transform into the Amazing Spider-Zarion!!~ Icannot wait for Purim!!! YEEHAA!!!

Happy holidays!

It’s Passover! Passover is sort of like Chanukah in the way that it lasts for multiple days. On Chanukah, you can eat yummy-nummy pastries called hamantashen, and you can’t eat any wheat on Passover. Goodbye pretzels, noodles, and all that other good stuff! Make way for Passover! It’s Day One, and I’m already suffering from “pretzel withdrawal.” My unique condition known as “picky-eateritis” makes me an incredibly picky eater. Sigh. At least we have the wondrous Bazooka Joe bubble gum! Yay! I won’t be able to post for a while, but rest assured, I will continue to work on the book series.

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I officially declare this “Story Week!!”

Yes, you heard right! For this week, you’re going to see the BEST  stories this side of Karion’s padded cell. Speaking of that, the story with that is near completion, as well as the story with the Super-Babies. I will be giving you my own story versions of Spider-Man, Phineas and Ferb(Beware, it very well might be pathetic. I’m not good at making my own story versions of television shows yet), Scooby-Doo(YAY!!! :) ), and more! If you like stories, this is your lucky week! Don’t miss the upcoming posts of stories galore!

IMPORTANT STORY NOTICE:

I am very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very sorry if you like “Alien Chronicles”,  because it doesn’t look like it’ll ever be finished. So, I’m going to be finally doing the contest stories, and some other stories from certain television shows. Basically, I’m thinking of making my own “Spectacular Spider-Man” stories.

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

This is very bad for lovers of this blog!!!! WE NEED MORE OF PONUI’S HUMOR!!! Without Ponui’ s blog, life is meaningless! Please, please, please, please, please, come back!!!!!!!!

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Sensational Superclub #13: Mysterio’s House of Horrors!

Mysterio’s House of Horrors!
It all started with Tigerboy’s “Gadget Safety” lessons. Oops, I’m starting in the middle again. Well,  that’s par for the course. Sorry, here’s the beginning.
Part One: T.F.T. (Training For Tigerboy)It was a beautifully sunny day, and everything was perfect. That is, except for one thing. Tigerboy was pretending to be a mad scientist. This was incredibly bad, because, even though Electrickid had warned him not to mess around with any inventions, Tigerboy just wouldn’t listen. During the “Mad Scientist” game, Tigerboy basically went into Electrickid’s lab and tried to figure out how the inventions worked, and what they did. One day, he found a weird machine with a little lightning bolt on it, and a sign that said, “Do not touch, or you will risk serious harm.” Tigerboy did what any self-respecting, curious, peson would do. He touched it.
SSSZZZCRACKLE! Apparently, the machine was an electricity generator. Over the next few days, Tigerboy kept finding inventions like these everywhere in Dreamyland. The soft pretzel shop, the bookstore, Steve’s Balls O’ Yarn/Steve’s String Shop, and even the local comic book shop. Finally, Tigerboy decided to ask Electrickid why he was making these weird(and painful) inventions.
“It’s simple, really.” Electrickid said. “I’m trying to get you to stop fiddling around with my gadgets.”
“Well, isn’t there anyway that I can fond out how they work?” Tigerboy asked.
“Actually,” Electrickid replied. “There is. You can be my I.A. (Inventions Assistant!)”  And so, Tigerboy was cured of his tendency to fiddle around with inventions, and all was well. Or was it? You see, one of the inventions activated a teleportation device in the Marvel Universe. That, of course, led to consequences that no one, not even Electrickid could predict. Mysterio was coming to Dreamyland! (Cue lightning flashes, scary music, someone screaming, and a monkey eating a banana shaped like a mongoose.)
Part Two: The House In Dreamyland Is Neatly In The Street(and it’s not getting hit!) The next day, a distress call came over the Vidistress 5000. The Vidistress instantly showed a video of whatever was going on. Electrickid had made it, so the Superclub could stop crimes faster. Tigerboy was the first one to see it. “Hey, what’s this?” he said. Then, the rest of the Superclub saw it.
“This is unbelievable! Wow!” Boulderboy said. “There’s a giant house right in the middle of the street, and it’s not getting hit! The cars are just going right through it!”
“Let’s go investigate.” Switchboy replied.
When the Superclub got to the house, there was, well, nothing. No houses could be seen on the street at all. Then, a neon green light swept over the Superclub, and they vanished! The people in the cars could see that. What’s going on? (Be patient, Superclub fans. Soon, the action will begin!! ☺ ☺ ☹ ☺ )
The Superclub appeared in an ordinary-looking house. “What’s going on-AAAAAHHHHH!” Tigerboy’s sentence was cut off as twelve dozen spider popped up! Quickly, Tigerboy tried to run away, but as if by magic, five dozen spiders sprung up over there, too! After that, the spiders disappeared, but twenty-five ghosts surrounded the Superclub! Switchboy tried to turn one of the ghosts into something harmless, but the rainbow-colored beam evaporated! “Tigerboy!” Switchboy quickly said. “Plan Q!”
“Which one?” Tigerboy replied.
“Plan QQ!”
Quickly, Tigerboy pulled out the Magic Pencil, and started drawing a giant hole right underneath the Superclub. Then, they all fell down, into the dark abyss, so they could escape from the ghosts. “We should be safe down here.” Waterboy said.
“Uh, I think you should look at this.” Tigerboy said nervously.
“Hey, maybe we can somehow use the Portalrays.” Rubberboy said.
“I really think that you should look at this.” Tigerboy said.
“Well, no matter what,” Magmaboy said, “We should definitely be safe down here.”
“HEY!” Tigerboy said. “LOOK OVER HERE!!!” The rest of the Superclub looked. A bunch of eerie, green eyes were staring back at them. Da-da-DUM!!
Part Three: Finally.……Mysterio’s House of Horrors!While Tigerboy was slowly backing away from the neon green eyes, a trapdoor opened up, right underneath him! “Aaaaahhh!” he screamed. THUMP!! Tigerboy had landed in a long corridor lined with seemingly endless rows of identical brown doors. “Maybe one of these doors can help me find the rest of the Superclub. After all, if this is a fun house, then anything is possible.” HE picked the nearest door. HONK! HONK!!! CHUGGA-CHUGGA CHOO CHOO! Tigerboy quickly slammed the door shut, and backed away from the door just in case the train suddenly barreled out of it. “Hmm. I wonder what’s in this door.” Clash, bang, boom! CLATTER!!! “Oh, come on! A bunch of pots and pans?!” Suddenly, Tigerboy spotted a small pink door. “Oh, this door must be the right one. After all, it’s different from the other doors.” HONK, HONK!!! BOOM!!!!! “Why, me? Why, me?” Tigerboy moaned as he got out from under the ruined, passenger-less train. “Oh well. At least my special resistance saved me. At least the train didn’t have dynamite in it. That’s really annoying. Oh, yeah, bazookas are annoying, too. Especially sand-hammer bazookas.(See issue 3)” While Tigerboy was anxiously talking to himself, some very weird things were happening to the rest of the Superclub!
“It’s been at least five hours, but we still can’t find Tigerboy!” Rubberboy grumped. “This haunted house isn’t that big, is it?” Almost as if to answer his question, a map popped up. The map revealed…nothing. It was blank except for a message that said “This ‘haunted house’ is as big as infinity.”
“That was definitely weird. Do you think that this house is responding to our thoughts?” Rubberboy asked.
“Ha, ha, ha. Wherever did you get that ridiculous idea?” A piercing voice filled the room.
Quickly, the sensational Superclub tried to find the voices’s owner, but nobody was there. Then, the zombies came.
Part 3.5: Breaking The Fourth Wall 101- Taught by Professor Tigerboy Meanwhile, with the unfortunate Tigerboy.…… “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!” Tigerboy was being chased by an unusual assortment of creatures, including a snake with the head of a spider, a spider with the head of a bug, and a bug with the head of a snake. Did I mention that they were all 10 feet tall, at the minimum? Quickly, Tigerboy tried to run into a nearby sorridor, but it was a dead end! “Hey, did you have to say ‘dead’?” Tigerboy said, annoyed. WAIT!! STOP TALKING TO ME WHEN I’M NARRATING YOUR ADVENTURES! SHEESH, IT’S HARD ENOUGH WHEN I’M TRYING TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN FROM A VIDEO TRANSCRIPT! HOW DID YOU MAKE A VIDEO, ANYWAY? AND WHEN DID YOU LEARN HOW TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL??!! ALSO, WHY AM I YELLING!!!!!!!??????
“Trade secret, doc. Can you hurry it up a little? I really want to get to the Dance Dance Revolution part-” STOP REVEALING THE PLOT!!!!!!!
Anyway, Tigerboy suddenly had Han idea.
“Hey, I know what to do! I’ll just draw a giant hole with my magic pencil and jump out of here!” Having said that, he quickly leapt into the giant, magical hole and landed.……right on top of the weird creatures that were chasing him earlier?
“I knew that I should have called in sick today.” Tigerboy muttered as the monsters tied him up.
Nearby, the rest of the Superclub suddenly fell into another secret trap-door, and finally met the person behind all of this seemingly magical mystery….Mysterio!
Part 4: Death By Dancing!!!! “Hello, Superclub. It is a sure sign of your lesser intellect that you didn’t realize that it was me earlier. I somehow came to Dreamyland when a strange contraption sent me through time and space.”
“I knew that there was one machine that I had forgotten to disable.” Electrickid said.
“Quiet, you foolish blooperhero. Now, I shall dispose of you as only Mysterio can!” Quickly, he pulled back a curtain to reveal some Dance Dance Revolution games and some headsets.
“Dance Dance Revolution?” Tigerboy said. “Isn’t that kind of, well, goofy? Judging from the Spider-Man comics, this isn’t your style at all.”
“Look, will you just get into the machines already? Do I really have to use the robots?” Mysterio pulled a nearby lever that was on the wall, and several “CaptureBots” forcibly dumped the Superclub into an unbreakable glass cage with the Dance Dance Revolution games.
“Oh, and in response to your insipid question-” Mysterio’s voice slowly turned into a sneer. “This is rather childish and stupid, because I borrowed from the Joker of Universe Z.M.K.S.’s Brillium Quantum Dance Contest of Death, otherwise know as the U.’s Z.M.K.S.’s B.Q.D.C.O.D. You will be forced to dance in these contraptions for however long you can last, and when the last person standing stops dancing- YOU WILL BE VAPORIZED!!! Mwuahahaha! Oh, and you will be shocked with energy blasts every 30 seconds. Now, dance!” And with that, he turned on the deadly invention!!!
Part 5: Death By Dancing(For Real This Time) Hurriedly, the sensational Superclub did every type of dance that they could think of-staying on the arrows, of course. By far, Rubberboy was the best dancer of them all, due to his amazing ability to stretch himself into different shapes. The second best dancer might be Tigerboy, but nobody’s sure about that. Hey, if you did an excellent robot dance while in Robot Tiger form, would it still count? Hmmm? Anyway, so far everyone has dropped out of the contest, except for Tigerboy and Rubberboy. Just then, a particularly fierce bolt of energy made Rubberboy stop dancing. (You would also stop dancing of a bolt of energy hit you in the head, don’t try to deny it!) Now, it was up to Tigerboy.
“Speed round!” Mysterio suddenly exclaimed. “And you’ll be eliminated if you turn into Speedy Tiger!” While in Robot Tiger form, Tigerboy started to dance as fast as he could in the aforementioned form! Sparks were flying, the machine was counting the points as fast as it could, more spark were flying, more numbers were being counted down, even more sparks were flying, even more numbers were being counted, a ridiculous amount of sparks were flying, a ridiculous amount of numbers were being counted, sparks, numbers, sparks, nparks, sumbers, parks, Hummers, ponies, pants, Miscellaneous, Soup’s, blog, by, Zarion, Kreena, is, good, (“Hey, hurry it up, Narrator!” Tigerboy shouted. “I think I’m starting to melt! Also, who put those words about someone’s blog in there?” Well, Tigerboy. It’s because Zarion Kreena is trying to put in a signal for help. His blog has been taken over by his evil duplicate, Karion. “Oh, Zarion! Hey, I’ve been a contestant on some of his game shows! The very first one, in fact. Okay, you can finish the tale now. I can’t stand one more page of melting and sparking!” Sheesh. I’m going as fast as I can. Okay, who wants me to slow down? <We do!!!!!!> Oh. Stupid editors.) Anyway, the dance machine suddenly exploded from the fleetness of Tigerboy’s dancing, a net sprang out, and Mysterio was captured. Then, because Mysterio was captured, the “haunted house” disappeared, and the Superclub found themselves in the same alley, Mysterio was sent back to the Marvel Comics universe, and all was well.
OR WAS IT???!!!
You see, the Superclub had forgotten to destroy the machine. Will it return, or will some other dastardly villain use it? Stay tuned! (Cough, cough! Issue 16!!! ☺ Cough, cough! Hack, hack!Giddyup, Little Slicer!! Hack, hack! ☺)
THE END
Wait, wait! This isn’t over yet! This tale is themed around an unimportant holiday that I call HALLOWEEN!!!!!!! Here’s three Halloween bonuses!
Appendix/Bonus 1: The Structure of.…… The Superclub’s Annual Halloween PArty
1. Find incredibly scary movie to watch.
2. Make popcorn. (A lot of it, because, well, I’ll explain it in an analogy. Electrickid is to popcorn as Tigerboy is to pretzels. To put in layman’s terms, Electrickid LOVES popcorn.)
3. Tell Tigerboy about the scary movie.
4. Try to catch Tigerboy, as he runs away screaming, “You’ll never take me alive, coppers!”
5. Lure Tigerboy out of his hiding spot with some pretzels and a giant fan.
6. With Tigerboy in a tiny(3 cm long) kitty cage(VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU HIDE THE KEY), watch the movie. *Note: Put a magic bag of pretzels in there, that will never run out, and earmuffs for the scary parts.
7. Turn the Superclub’s clubhouse into a scary, spooky, haunted house.
8. Repeat steps 3-6, only with the haunted house.
Appendix/Bonus 2: A message from Tigerboy. “HHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!! THERE’S MONSTERS IN THE MOVIE!!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME???!! IF ANYONE CAN HELP ME WITH THIS, I’LL BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL!!!!!”
Appendix/Bonus 3: Another message from Tigerboy. “YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOW THEY’RE DOING THE HAUNTED HOUSE!!! SAVE ME!!!!!”
THE END(for real this time)
Next Issue: Superclub, Super-Babies, Super Fun!! The Spectacular Super-Babies! Not the Superclub turned into babies, but apparently they are related to Zarion Kreena, who has escaped from his cage. But, I digress.  Basically, the Superclub and Super-Babies are teaming up to stop Mr. Mean-Macaroni and his sidekick-Rose Giant!  You DO NOT want to miss this issue!!!!

I’m making an amendment to my announcement.

This is my amendment: “If Zarion has a very, very, very, VERY,VERY great blog idea then he can post it, AND it will not make you puke with horror.” That being said, I’d like to introduce you to Arnold J. Pumpernickelponypie. Arnold has an incredibly unique talent of reversing any joke. Unfortunately, he completely reverses  the funniness factor as well. I’m putting this on my blog so he can get publicity. His website is http://www.reversedjokesbyarnold.thisisnotarealwebsite.com Here’s some examples.

Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road?

A: Because he didn’t wan to go to the other side!

A man walks into the local “Grubs N’ Slugs restaurant to order a veggie soup. When he starts to eat the soup, he sees a greasy fly doing the backstroke in it and taking a shower. Quickly, he calls the waiter. “Look, Mac, about this fly in my soup-Can I please have another? They’re delicious!”

Q: What do you get when a tyrannosaurus doesn’t drive?

A: No tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the playground?

A: He didn’t want to get to the other slide!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go-Wait a minute! Cows don’t go “who”!!!! (Note from Zarion: Technically, I GUESS that we could call this a funny joke. :) )

WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOGGING-BREAK FOR SOME THINGS

Thing #1: Guess where I’ve been from Friday-Sunday(earlier today)? Keenus/kinnus! I can’t spell it. It’s Harry Potter-themed, and now I have a cool set of Harry Potter glasses! I love them. You can see them in the photo below.

Thing #2: This is embarrassing, but I have to tell it. I hate Dora  the Explorer with a passion, but there’s an episode that I want to see. “Swiper the Explorer” is its name. I have a number of theories for Swiper’s helpfulness, and I want to see if I’m right.

Celebrity Game Show: Final Part

Okay, remaining contestants. We’re going to have a quiet contest! Whoever can-AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Junior is trying to eat me!Ewephant! Ewephant! Ewephant! You stop that right now, son!NO!!!!! NONONONONONONONO!!!!!! Yo, dudes. Got any cash? I’m in this for the money, and the publicity. This is my card for “Ponypants Real Estate. It couldn’t be any worse! Believe me, I’ve tried! YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!! There. You’re quiet. All of you are completely disgraceful! You can’t even be quiet for one measly second! ONE MEASLY SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED, AND NO ONE, WINS THE PRIZE!!!!!!! Uh, ‘scuse me, but Iwas being quiet. Humina….humina…humina… You….you won the prize? As sure as the moon’s round.Or something like that.)Well , folks, we have a surprise winner today! Some Hobo is our (gulp)game show champion! And, Lucky? Bring (snicker) out (giggle) the (Ha, ha, ha) prize(BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!) Okay. Tadahhh!!! You prize is…..a lump of moldy cheese with chopped liver! This game show was one with a bad prize, which are called “Squelches!!!!”

THE END!!!

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Celebrity Game Show: Part 2

Hello, fans of the game show format! Here’s the next part of our wonderful game show! (In case you want to know why it’s a multi-parter, it’s because every time someone gets eliminated, I end it. I guess it’s sort of like SurvivorTotal Drama World Tour,Total Drama ActionTotal Drama Island, and commercials. (There. Are you happy, Syrika?)

Here’s the special challenge for this next section. We have to eat wacky foods. Wike an ewephant? No, Ponypants Jr. NOT like an elephant.  Anyway- -IF YOU TAKE ONE BITE OF ME, YOU DIE!!!Okay, that’s IT! Cuddles, put the flamethrower down. We can settle this peacefully. The first contestant is………………………………………….MMrs. Ponypants!!! Oh, why thank you. (Snort, snort. Boogers fall out, and slime oozes out.) Aw, shucks. What do I have to eat? Ground llama bits with essence of manure. WAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU THINK THAT’S A CHALLENGE??!! I EAT THAT ALL THE TIME! She’s lying.Shut up, Junior. Gimme!! (Snorf, glarble, mobley rgrhglis g;ktwrgr, chomp.) Urp. Uh, I think that I-BBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Well, that’s it for this section. Come back for more Miscellaneous-ness! Bye!

An Important Anouncement

Hello, readers of my blog. You’ve probably noticed that I still don’t have the contest story winners up, AND the story of how Karion got defeated AND  my other stories AND more of the special game show. All that will now change, because I will not make any more blog posts until those things are completed. Of course, I’ll still update the page entitled “Wisdom From Our Science Teacher”(Check it out!), but that’s about it. The unmade blog posts will be made…..so I can get a whole new stack of unmade blog posts. Wow, I really am an incompetent novice blogger. See you next time, readers, and hopefully with some of the missing posts! No more continuity errors for this blogger(until I forget that I wrote that/until I get lazy again)!!!

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“Pre-Made” Post: Spring Cleaning

Well, technically it’s not spring cleaning. We’re just tidying up for Passover, and it happens to be spring. I love spring.

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“Pre-Made” Post: My Predictions For 2012

*We will discover alien life.

*Madagascar 3 will come out. (Yeah!)

*This blog will still exist.

*A new Smurfs movie will come out. (No opinion. I haven’t seen the Smurfs.)

*People will finally realize that Marvin the Martian is not a robot. See this article. You may have to search for that particular quote.)

*Robots and humans will live in peace.

*Harry Potter will still be popular.

*Food will in the form of pretzels.

*The last war will be fought with toothpicks.

*Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader’s will still be popular.

*The world WILL NOT end.

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RARGH!!!! I LOVED GARFIELD: A TALE OF TWO KITTIES!!!!DID YOU SEE WHAT THE “GOLDEN RASPBERRY AWARD” NOMINATED THI FOR!!!!!?????? “Worst Prequel or Sequel” and “Worst Excuse For Family Entertainment”, my eye!(WHAT DOES THAT PHRASE EVEN MEAN???!!!) Sure, it’s funny when a bad movie gets it, but not when a good movie gets it!! Apparently, they recognize the worst movies!! “Up” should have been nominated! YOU STINK!!!!!!!

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Why Bagpipes Are Dangerous

Here’s some reasons for why bagpipes are dangerous.

1. The loud noise can hurt your ears.

2. The loud(a.k.a. flashy, colorful)suits can hurt your eyes.

3. Some maniac will try to destroy the bagpipes, causing panic.

4. In the panic, someone will be trampled.

5. People will start an angry mob.

6. People will start a riot.

7. During the angry mob’s rampage, people will be trampled.

8. During the riot, people will be trampled.

9. If someone is forced to watch it on television, they will throw something at the TV, thereby destroying it.

10. Someone will use a weapon to destroy all of the bagpipes, in the world, and it would harm bagpipe-players.

*Note: I enjoy the bagpipes, but I know that some people don’t, thus, this blog post.

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“Pre-Made” Post: Illogical Math-CELEBRITY EDITION(as in, new people and old people being introduced, not celebrities.)Part 1

I have a special treat for you!!

ILLOGICAL MATH-CELEBRITY EDITION

Here’s our guests.

*Some Hobo (Gurgle. Hi. Burp. Snork.)

* Mrs. Valley Girl (I, like, love, this, like totally, cool, likelikelikelikelike, blog, like totally. Like.)

*Mr. Ponypants (I am a mad scientist! KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

*Mrs. Ponypants (Arnie, you take off that stupid suit and do the dishes!)

* Uncle Ponypants (I’m in this for the cash.)

*Cuddles (GIMME PEANUTS! Syrika knew that I was going to say that.)

* Mr. Ponypants Jr. (I wanna eat an ewephant.) (Cuddles says AAAAAAHHH in the third person!!!) That last statement was from Cuddles.

Anyway, here’s our show, well, Part 1 anyway. So, Mrs. Valley Girl. What’s pony-PONY!!!!!?? YYYYYAYYYYY!!!! Not now, Cuddles. As I was saying, what’s pony plus tomato minus frog?It’s. like, the, square, like, root, like, of, like, pi, like, also,-Times up! The answer was actually “lemon.” You’re out! Oh, by the way, if you get out, thwn you have to be teleported out by our technicians expert. Ready, Happy? Yup. (BBBBBZZZZZZTTTTTTTT!!!) Uh, Happy, that was the “Mars” button. You just sent Valley Girl to Mars. Who cares? Good point. Cuddles, your turn! Now, what’s pickle times eleventy-seven minus-SQUIRRELS!!!! You’re right, but I’m going to have to take off points for shouting out. Darn. Next!

To be continued……

Fun facts about me, peanut butter, Mozart, and the Universe.

* I can type with my mittens on.

*Insect bits accidentally get into peanut butter.

*I can read at least two Harry Potter books in one day.

* Last week, I read 3,223 minutes total.

*(Some)Scientists believe that  the Universe will end with the Big Crunch, similar to how it started with the Big Bang.

* There’s a chance that Mozart may have met Beethoven.

“Pre-Made” Post: DinnerChat(not a typo)With Zarion Kreena

Hello, and welcome to DinnerChat. I’ll be giving you tasteful(pun intended)comments about my dinner. Beware, if you have a weak comment.

1. Yuck. Regurgitated noodle.

2. I hate eating noodles, after I’ve just spit them out because another noodle went through the wrong pipe.

3. Broccoli looks like tiny trees

4. Mwuahahaha! This noodle is a combination of mean people at my school. (MUNCH)

5. Congratulations to Syrika for getting a 97 out of 100 in her ABC book. :) :) :) :)

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Oh, yeah!!

Syrika might stop being annoying! Here’s a photo of her being annoying.

Whoops! That’s my pwetty, pwetty (translated: pretty, pretty)hair.

Whoops, dangity-dang! That’s actually my hair! Stupid maintainance/tech people. Here’s the real photo.

Wrong pic. again!!!!

Now that is deserving of the category entitled “My Family.” Why? Because I can.

Whoah, that’s DEFINITELY the wrong photo!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I LOOK LIKE A GOBLIN!!!! AAAAAAAIIIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! O-okay(gulp), here’s(shiver)the next( HA-BLACH!!!!! A.K.A. I just vomited from the horrificness of the picture.)photo w-will work out.

Yeah! THIS is the right picture.

Yup, that’s the picture of Syrika looking weird. And now, words of wisdom from Bumpy.  hi i am  bumpee i cayun spel vree gude. thjis  is hou8 i spel this wrde;  helllpppreeee1!!11!1!!1111  its sillee1111  an eeway ispe l t his wrde lik this; auntidisistablishmintareeumisme. alsoe   flaucinafiswitashissmiem (Here’s my translation. “Hi, I am Bumpy. I can spell very good. This is how I spell this word: HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!! Its’s Sillee(Silicon)! Anyway, I spell this word like this: andisstablishblishatarium,” Oh, Foeey! I’ll get to that later! “Also, Floc-” OH, WHATEVER!!! I CAN’T SPELL IT!! BYE, FOR NOW!!! WHY AM I YELLING???!!!)

I hate the Academy/Oscar Awards!!!!!

I’m taking a special break from cleaning the “Karion Stuff” from this blog, just to give you an angry rant. Here’s my reasoning.

1) A singer who isn’t funny at all did the opening speech, and TRIED to act like a stand-up comedian. Singers should not act like comedians, because they are not funny. Also, some really boring people were introduced.

2) Up won an “Oscar” instead of Fantastic Mr. Fox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How could Fantastic Mr. Fox not get the award???!!! I have a message for all of you. Write angry letters and emails to the people who run the Academy/Oscar Awards, and complain! Better yet, leave voice-mail messages AND call. We cannot let this injustice run without being complained about!!! Roald Dahl fans, UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I’m taking another short break to give you my personal opinion on something.(WARNING! WARNING! SPOILERS ON THE NEW iCARLY SPECIAL!!!!!)

My review of iCarly: iSpaceout. Frankly, I didn’t like it very much. We never did find out what happened with the “Little Girl” subplot. Also,why is the name of the psychiatrist funny? I was thinking that the little girl was there because of the oyster/tomato juice, and I was really disappointed in general with iSpaceout. See you next time, people who faithfully peruse this blog for new material!

Update: It didn’t even say, “Houston, you have a problem in the episode, and the actual space voyage in American/Earth history.

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Hey, peoples. I’m just taking a short break from my “clean-up” work in order to tell you something.

I have been looking through my old blog posts, and I sound really hyper. When I read them in my head, they sound like a hyper chipmunk who has just had 1,200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of caffeine. Back to work. Enjoy more “pre-made” posts. Superclub stories #s 13, 14, and 15 coming soon.

“Pre-Made” Post #3: GGGGGGGGRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am completely, utterly, mad. Mad as in “furious”, not as in “crazy.” If you enjoy Harry Potter a lot, then you should not Google “Parodies of Harry Potter.” It will make you go crazy with anger. Now, on a completely unrelated note, Google was originally going to be named “BackRub.” That’s weird!

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“Pre-Made” Post #2: The Adventures of Two Shoes In Love

A Pathetic Play, by Zarion Kreena.

Cast of Characters:

*Bobby Shoe

*Jane Sneaker

* Nike, the Usher

* Billybob the Person Who Performs The Marriage Ceremony

ACT ONE/1

Narrator: This is the beginning of our short tale.

Bobby Shoe: I love you, Jane Sneaker.

Jane Sneaker: I love you too, Bobby Sneaker. Let’s get married!

Bobby Shoe: Yay!

At the wedding chapel….

Bobby Shoe: Excuse me, Mr. Usher. We’re the bride and groom.

Nike the Usher: Oh, sorry. I thought you were gatecrashers. My name is Nike, by the way.

Billybob the Person Who Performs The Wedding Ceremony: I now pronounce you shoe and sneaker!

Everyone: Hooray!

What Happened Next: Mr. (Bobby) Shoe took his shoe, and stepped on the glass, but, alas, the glass broke. What a joke, and, alas, instead of laughing we all heard “Boo-Hoo.”

Narrator: And they all lived happily ever after in their little shoe house which is built by the Adidas shoe construction company. (Note: The house was soon bought by a little old lady with a lot of kids.)

Credits:

Nouns “Shoes” and “Love” made by The Rating Gorilla

Plot by Zarion Kreena

IF YOU ARE READING THIS MESSAGE, THEN ZARION HAS JUST REGAINED CONTROL OF HIS BLOG. ENJOY THESE “PRE-MADE POSTS” WHILE HE WORKS ON BRAND NEW THINGS!

Hi. I made these blog posts, so you can get the absolute best of my blog, while I get my blog back to normal. Here’s a post about the Slicer in the form of one-liner jokes.

The Slicer is so dumb, that…..

* he thinks that an elevator can take you to the Moon.

* professional wrestling isn’t fixed(I have no opinion on this.)

* you can fit a square peg into a round hole.

*Karion’s reign of terror will last until this blog is destroyed. (And because you’re reading this automated post, his reign is DEFINITELY over.)

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Be On The Lookout For Him

I’ve heard rumors that say that Zarion is going to try and stop me! How can he do that? My defenses are impregnable, my walls are sealed! No one can get in here! (Suddenly, there was a great flash of light, and the sensational Superclub appeared!!) I can’t believe it! How can you be here?! You’re just characters in a weird book series that Zarion makes!

To be continued in issue 15…..

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The Ultimate Guide To Karion

Hello, people of planet Earth. The title about a guide to me is just a silly pretense in order to get you to read this post. You see, I’m through slowly taking over this blog. From now on, my plan is going full speed ahead! You won’t want to mis this, future people who will serve me. No, that isn’t a mistake. You will be serving me soon. For full details of my plan, you will just have to wait another couple of days. I can tell you this, however, you will remember this moment for a long, long time! Mwuahahahahaha!!!

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Karion’s Fine Literature: Part 3

41. Goldie was a chef. She was fired for burning the restaurant down.

42. Joey wanted to eat a potato.

43. Barbara loved hippopotamuses. Sadly, she was eaten by one when she tried to brush its teeth. :(

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51. No, I don’t have more writer’s block. I’m just lazy.

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60. Hello.

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K.F.L. (Karion’s Fine Literature) Part 2 “Now, they’re 100% more half-baked!!”

21. Bob ate a giant hoagie (sandwich). Bob had stomach troubles. Bob now has diarrhea.

22. I ate a Kit-Kat bar. It was good.

23. Julia Child is a famous chef. Even though she eats a lot of butter, she has lived to the ripe age of 93.

24. Purim is fun. There’s a lot of costumes.

25. Joey once stuck his face into a blender, just to see what would happen. Now, Joey is in room 3856 of the Hospital for Stupid People. (Note: If you find this disgusting,  sue Zarion. Please.

26. Mr. Ponypants  is weird. Cool.

27. Hi.

28. Joe was a fireman. He once accidentally set a house on fire, instead of putting another house’s fire out. By the way, this is the same person from #13. He changed his name.

29. Two more people went to the movie with teenager-eating slugs. The police went to search for them. They couldn’t be found  either.

30. Thee writre forre thisssw3 storieeee ise aa bahdde spllr. Hee ise inkreddibleey hoorribel. I shud hav himme firedde.

31. I ate a walrus. The tusks hurt.

32. Jimmy was lazy. He didn’t do his homework, and spent his time blogging about cheese, ponies, and how Zarion Kreena is stupid.(Note: Jimmy is Karion’s third uncle on his mother’s side twenty-times removed.) Jimmy was eaten by a hyperactive dodo bird for this. Remember, kids, don’t act like Jimmy.

33. I like ponies.

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35. In the earlier story, I had writer’s block/

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40. I hate writer’s block.

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Announcement

Zarion: I started this blog on November 8th, 2009. On that day, I will post a blog post featuring all the posts I’ve ever done, and some drafts. Be here for Miscellaneous Soup’s two year anniversary.

Zarion out.

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Live From New York, It’s NOT Saturday Night. It’s Friday afternoon, and I had a half day at school today. Now, stop complaining, and read this blog post. NOW!!!

Zarion: I couldn’t resist tricking you like that. Also, coming soon- Miscellaneous Soup’s version of Saturday Night Live! Be here for Zarion Night Live!

ZArion out.

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This is a song for the title, The MSCT (Miscellaneous Soup Creative Team aka Tigerboy and Zarion) couldn’t think of a word that rhymes with title! This, by all means, isn’t a Seussical, but it sure is a Miscellaneous Soup musical!

Zarion: Hello, folks! I’m Zarion!

Not the guy who copied me, his name is Karion!

Tigerboy: Co-host coming at you!

Roo-too-too!

Green Thumb: This is a rotten disgrace!

However did you get me to participate in this…Ummm….

Tigerboy: (sprays something at Green Thumb) MACE!!

Zarion: We bribed you with two columns this week,

so enjoy them, and post them now, or the skunks will spray youqueek!

Tigerboy: That was just saying “quick” with a bad accent!

Repent from your bad rhyming! Repent!

Zarion: How does that even rhyme in this context?

Tigerboy: No idea. This rhymes stink; Do you suppose we’re hexed?

Green Thumb: (loudly) THIS PAIN IS MAKING ME SCREAM AND SHOUT!

Zarion, Tigerboy: Zarion (and Tigerboy) out!

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Rejected Blog Posts (And Why We Rejected Them)

Zarion: Yo! These blog posts are either bloopers, or stupid ideas. Anyway, enjoy them. Or not. Decide for yourself.

Post #1: Tigerboy Interviews….Mob Bosses

Reason: Too dangerous….for the mob.

Post #2: Telemarketer Jokes Day

Reason: Too many jokes to use

Post #3: Ban Zarion From The Planet Earth Day

Reason: Green Thumb suggested it.

Post #4: Ban Tigerboy from the Earth Day

Reason: See previous answer.

Post #5: Ban Green Thumb from the Earth Day

Reason: Actually, that wouldn’t be so bad. Hmmmmm….

Post #6: Syrika’s Game Show(from the contest)

Reason: Wiggles. Lawsuit. ‘Nuff said.

 

Zarion out.

Posts are Done  
Zarion: Good-night, good people of the planet Earth, and have fun!
Zarion out.

 

 

 

 

It’s Your Two Year Anniversary, Miscellaneous Soup, Part 1 NOTE: NOT COMPLETELY IN ORDER


Tigerboy: It’s Miscellaneous Soup with our very special guest stars,EVERY SINGLE POST WE’VE EVER DONE!

Zarion: Disclaimer: Titles will not be shown, only content, and pages might not be shown. Enjoy!

It’s time to make a parody

It’s time to type the posts

It’s time to meet Zarion Kreena on Miscellaneous Soup tonight.

It’s time to put on costumes

It’s time to dress up right

It’s time to raise the (metaphorical) curtain on Miscellaneous Soup tonight.

Green Thumb: Why do I always come here?

I guess I’ll never know

It’s like a kind of torture

To have to read the blog

Tigerboy: And now let’s get things started

Cuddles, Jeremy, Lucky, Happy, Syrika, Rica, Momicon, Dadicon, Silicon: Why don’t you get things started?

It’s time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational parody-ational-

This is what we call Miscellaneous Soup!

(Happy does a rim shot on a drum set.)

Post….In Order…Start to Finish….You do not have to read them, just appreciate the work.

The Structure of Superhero Episodes on T.V.

I’ve been thinking, and, when you watch superhero cartoons on television, the plot is predictable. I’ll show you:

1. Villain escapes from jail/ hatches new plot in lair.

2.  Hero finds out about plot , and tries to stop villain.

3. Hero fails to stop villain; villain gets away and usually gives some cryptic clue about what they’re doing next.

4. Hero figures out clue, rushes off to place to where villain will strike next.

5. Her0 and villain battle, superhero gets knocked out somehow.

6. Hero regains consciousness, finds out that they’re in death trap, that’s meant to destroy them.

7. Villain tells what trap is meant to do, leaves to carry out the plan.

8. Villain says,”Nothing can stop me now! Ha,ha,ha,ha!” Hero escapes from trap, stops villain.

9. Villain gets carted off to jail.

Now, don’t get me wrong here, I know that sometimes that exact thing doesn’t happen, but I am explaining it the best I can. Also, things might be a little bit different  with to-be-continued stories, but that’s to be expected. After all, they are to-be-continuedstories, not to-be-told-in-one-sitting-stories. That’s what regular stories are for. This is Zarion Kreena, signing off from this post!

My Family

Hi! I’m going to tell you about our alien family

Syrika: Good with Earth blocks(Legos), loves reading, 10 Earth years old, has an alien Boompacay which is disguised as a diaper rag (This is true! Hard to believe but true! Trust me!)

Dadicon: Good with Earth computers, sudoku, and sports

Momicon: Sweet, good with cooking, very, very good humored.

Silicon: Can read with fingers(Cool, huh?), loud, loves to read

Haringarediiricanunchucksharrypottermilkthisisalongname (or, for short,Rica.): Loves Silicon(the person,not the item), Thomas the Train Engine, Barney, and food, also loves to watch Spongebob Squarepants and iCarly, loves to play with toy cars

Zarion: Loves reading anything, pickles, pretzels,potatoes, pasta, peas(sometimes)green beans, and Harry Potter! I love Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!!                                 Also, this week is the fortieth anniversary of Sesame Street. Yahoo!

Announcing, the First Blog Entry!

This is my very first blog! My name is Zarion Kreena, and my family and I are from Planet Potter of the Harry! I have come to this planet, to entertain, amuse, and make you laugh with stories, lists, poems, and other items. It’s a regular miscellaneous soup! Oh, and I will review some of my favorite books, and comics!

A Silly Story: Cuddles and Company! Part 1

First of all, you should know that the characters in Cuddles and Company are babies. Cuddles, the baby elephant, who is good at finger-painting, bad at cooking and belly-dancing. Also, he is cute. Well, mostly cute. Next, there is Lucky. He is a sweet baby bunny who can usually be found gardening, and,well, that’s it, really. Happy, the baby monkey, is crazed about extreme sports, inventions, and pranks. Finally, there is Jeremy. Jeremy is a baby frog. Yes, I said frog. Not tadpole, frog. Weird, I know, but I love him all the same. Jeremy loves playing with Lucky, eating crackers, and being adorable and helpful. Oh, Syrika just told me that I can add Bumpy now. Bumpy is the Boompacay I told you about in my last post. she is the cutest (alien) puppy in the world. Nothing, I repeat nothing, can change that. Now, the introduction is over, time for the tale to begin!

The Chew Toy of Evil!!!!!!!

Cuddles is having a ball in the park! He gave 12 people his (deadly/disgusting) Gumbo Surprise, maimed 3 mean dogs, and ate peanuts from nice old ladies. Also, he got maimed by 5 gentle kittens. Meanwhile,in space, a strange meteor was coming down to Earth. Nobody knew that the meteor would cause crazy chaos to come to Grand Rapids. Duh-duh-dum! Now, Cuddles is playing with Lucky on the seesaw. “Whee!” Lucky yelled. ‘Whee! Whee-AHHHHHH!” Cuddles had jumped a teensy bit too hard on the seesaw, and sent Lucky flying into the air! He flew into space and saw a weird meteor. “Hey! What’s that?” Lucky squealed with delight (“Marble! Yahoo!”) and took the shiny, glowing, “marble.” Suddenly, Lucky began to morph into a hideous monster! “ROARRR!” Then, all was silent as the Lucky-like creature fell back to Earth.

To Be Continued……

We Interrupt This Story For A Special Announcement

Sorry, to interrupt the suspenseful story, but I have a special announcement! You are going to see one of the weirdest lists ever! But, not right now! Now, back to the silly story!

Thank You

This is a just a quick shoutout to all my friends and relatives and teachers who posted comments! Thank you!

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The Silly Story Continues Part 2!!!!!

The hideous Lucky-Beast fell back to Earth! It was so extremely disgusting! The monster had purple skin, looked like a dinosaur, and- wait a minute! Lucky turned into a clone of Barney! The Apocalypse is upon us! No!!!! I’m sorry,readers, but this is too distressing. I can’t continue. I’m sorry. It’s just that Barney is so horrible! I mean come on! I love you, you love me we’re a happy- BLAH,BLAH,BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone who hates Barney should read this. In fact, I’m going to do a post of it. Just a second.

Okay, I’m done with my rant. I’ll post it after this. So, Lucky has turned into a Barney(shudder wince) clone. Now, he’s back on Earth, and people are terrified. “AAAAHHHH! A Barney monster is saying that he wants carrots and trying to hug people! HEELLPPPP!” So, Lucky was feared all his life and was hunted until the day he died.

THE END!

What? Why are you still reading the story? It’s over! Scram! Beat it! Okay, fine, I’ll give Lucky a happy ending, just stop bothering me!!!!

Bumpy toddled up to Lucky, ate ten magicberries, and wished that Lucky was back to normal. Then, it happened. Whew! I finished.So,

The End!  (For real this time!)

I hate Barney! It’s so dangity-dang stupid! No offense to Barney-lovers, but it just seems so stupid to me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH! I’m so annoyed. I have a new for Barney. They do the usual songs. Then, they say,”Okay, Barney is cancelled!” Next, for 35 minutes, they have a blank screen with bagpipe music going on. Finally, they scream, “Hey! What are you waiting for! The show’s over, dagnabbit!” There. I just needed to get that out of my system. Now, I’ll save this as a draft, continue with Part 2, post it, and then I’ll post this. Don’t worry, I’m going back to the funny stuff. Be on the lookout for some poems.

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My Math Curse! By Zarion Kreena!

It all started when out teacher read us The Math Curse. As soon as she read it, my head spun, and I felt dizzy and faint. Then, something strange happened to me: Everything felt like a math problem! Just then, I started to feel slightly hungry. My mind started drifting off. “Uh,oh.…….” That was my last thought before things started getting even weirder. “Yumm.” I thought in my head. “Pretzels and pickles are in my lunch. What would 1 pretzel times 2 pickles equal? Hey it’s time for lunch! Why isn’t anyone getting up? Is the clock wrong, or is another clock wrong? Are all the clocks wrong?”Everything went downhill from there. When I started wondering about my book order form, a strange math problem popped into my head. 1 book order form + 2 book order books minus 2 random books + a boat= What? What was going on? Just then, my math teacher told me to go. “Um,it’s time to go?” I thankfully hurried off to the gym for lunch. As soon as I had gotten my milk, I sat down by my science teacher’s class’s table. Everything was perfect. Except for one thing. Another math problem had waltzed into my head. “If I had 1.5 pretzels in my lunch, then what would that be in fraction form?” I babbled.“Arggghhhh!” I burst out!(in my head) “When will this Math Curse stop!??!” After an even more terrifying lunch involving gallons, pickle juice, and milk, I went over to Language Arts. “Hopefully, math can’t follow me here.” I muttered to myself. I was wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. In L.A., a paper that was due later this month. While she was talking, I silently hoped to myself, that break would come soon. Gratefully, it did. As the teacher said the we would talk more about it after break, I zoomed to the bathroom. I really needed to use the toilet. As I got there, I realized that more math problems awaited me there! There’s 5 people in the bathroom, and only 3 stalls. How many irritated sighs will I make while waiting? Will a half-empty toilet paper roll last for everyone? Will I make it to class on time?

39 minutes later.….

Now our teacher says that the essay is worth 60% of our grade! Oh well, no time to think about it now, I have to get to history class! We have been learning about continents. Urpp.… Not again…I feel queasy.. 7 continents + 5 bored kids minus 2 who have planner signatures from not paying attention = ?????.

1 hour later…

Let’s see. What should I put in my backpack for homework? 1 math project a certain book which I forgot the title+ 2 L.A. assignments+ 3 technology projects equals.. I don’t know, I’ll just put all of it in my backpack.

At Bedtime.….

I can’t believe it! My math curse wore off! Yes! Finally! Then, there was a knock on my door, and my mom came in. “I heard about your My Math Curse project, and I got something from the library that may help you. Here you go.” As soon as I looked at it, I knew it was going to be trouble. It was a copy of The Math Curse 2: The Algebra Strikes Back! “NOOOO!!!!!!!!” I shouted, My curse had come back! If the Math Curse doubles its power every 5 times, then how many years will it stay with me, if the equation has a factor of double the sum, then if I added if to 1 and three quarters, then what will the equilabric function of the splaterrigidivisor be if you added it to the quadritic equation of a chicken leg? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     This is horrible! HELLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are marginally closer to the secret you find. Now, you must find the very first time Lucky the baby bunny appeared.

A Limerick

Oh, there once was a boy from Planet Gleep,

Who thought he was cool by (in class) saying,”MEEP!”

Got, from his teacher in the form of a demerit , big trouble,

And when he got home, his parents found out, and the trouble became double(d)!

So,kids, in class, don’t say,”Meep!”

Holiday

I’m going to do this whenever I think that an important holiday is coming up, just so you know!

Happy Veteran’s Day!

The Intro To A New Story Format!

Welcome to a wacky, weird, and crazy new post! I’m going to introduce something that I call “Last Letter in Word is First Letter in Next Wordology”! Here’s an example: Angry yaks stole eggs. I made certain letters bold, so you would understand this new story format. I may have to write and post the actual story next time, but I wanted the introduction to be on here now! Bye!

Happy B-Day!

Happy Birthday to a friend of mine from school! I hope you visit my blog soon!

A Warning

Beware of doctor’s offices. They are instruments of torture. I know, because I had an appointment today. So, beware and watch out.

The Every Category Post

I will now put every category onto this post. Why, you ask? Well,  I feel a sense of obligation to use all of my categories, as there’s some that I haven’t used yet.

Spider-Man!!!

This is Zarion Kreena, coming to you live from….his house. Frankly, nothing really interesting is happening, so I’ll just tell you a joke that I made up myself:

Q: What does a lumber-jack have for dessert?

A: Chop-late chip cookies!!!!

(Cue laughing, cheering, and more laughing. None? Oh well, the day is still <relatively> young.)

Anyway, this is my amazing, detailed, gushingly weird  salute to Spider-Man! “You’re cool.” What? I did tell you that nothing really interesting is happening. This is Zarion Kreena, signing off from this post!

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Special Post To A Friend

This is a special post to a friend of mine from Hebrew School, he knows who he is.

I hope that you feel much, much better and that nothing bad happens. Have a great day!

Sincerely,

Zarion Kreena

P.S. You know who I am, so I’m not putting my real name.

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ON NOVEMBER 22, 2009 AT 12:23 PM  LEAVE A COMMENT  EDIT THIS

Book Review

Here’s my review of World’s Dumbest Criminals: Funny, yet elegant and charming with a hint of stupidness.

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ON NOVEMBER 21, 2009 AT 7:35 PM  COMMENTS (1)  EDIT THIS

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I, Zarion Kreena , who has never won a prize as far as he can remember, won the Sherpa Dew competition!!!!! Go me! Everything is going right today!

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The Top Five Worst Things to Find in Your Locker

5. A half-dead chicken dragging itself to you and saying,”Mama, Mama!”

4. A monkey.

3. A dead body.

2. Chipmunks.

1. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, tons of homework.

An Angry Rant + Three Links = This Blog Post

First of all, I would like to give a heartfelt message to all the people who are mean to me at school: YOU’RE ALL STINKING JERKS,YOU NUMBSKULLS! There, now that that’s over with, it’s time for the links. First;y, I have a link to a super-cool Jewish teen website.

http://www.jvibe.com

Secondly, here’s a link to a website that allows you to have fun with heredity. Also, funnily enough, we used in science class today.

http://www2.ecc.org/WebLabs/Directory1.html

And,just for fun, a third.

http://www.archiecomics.com Bye, readers! Stay in school! Brush your teeth! Don’t talk to strangers! Keep reading this blog! No, seriously, keep reading this! Farewell!

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ON NOVEMBER 18, 2009 AT 7:17 PM  LEAVE A COMMENT  EDIT THIS

Yes!!!

Wiggle, wiggle, crack!  Plop! My tooth came out! Yahhoo!!!! See you tomorrow, bloggy budarinos! (pronounced Bud-oh-reee-nose)

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YODELAYYYYYYYY-HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I’m  in a yodeling mood! But, I’d better not, or your computer/laptop screen will shatter! Bye!

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Woodchips!

At school on Friday while waiting to get inside, me and my friends were assaulted by woodchips. So, be careful with woodchips.

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An Ode To Pretzels

To celebrate the one week anniversary of my bog, I give you a poem entitled Ode To Pretzels.

Oh, pretzels, I love you, you are sweet!

You are much better than the dreaded meat!

Oh, pretzels I will never scorn,

For without you I am forlorn!

Thank you, to all who have read this blog,

See you next time! Don’t fall into a bog!

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Monkeys

Angry yaks stole Edna’s soap! Papa angrily yanked “Dude’s Soap”. Pineapple Ernest told dramas secretly. Yvette egged Damion’s sofa. Also, Owen nicked Damion’s soup. Papa ate Ernest’s souffle. Sadly, Yvette stole May’s yam. Monkeys stole Edna’s “Starry Yeast-Yeep” painting. Granny yelled “Damian! Never rip pants!” “So?!” Owen screamed. Drake egged Sarah. “Yahhhhh!” House yowled. “Dan nicked Dude’s Soap.” Perry yawned.

THE ( Safe) END

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ON NOVEMBER 13, 2009 AT 4:12 PM  LEAVE A COMMENT  EDIT THIS

Boo!

It’s Friday the Thirteenth! I hope nothing happens to this-

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ON NOVEMBER 13, 2009 AT 4:02 PM  LEAVE A COMMENT  EDIT THIS

4/5

Mr.ChickenPotPie was sent home in Part 3, and now he is nervously waiting for the third ghost. Suddenly, a silent, eerie figure rises up from behind Mr.Chicken, and blows an air horn.“YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!” he screamed. The ghostly chicken grabbed our (not so much of a)hero, and showed him what his future would be. “NO! I’ll turn into a… a…MIME!!!??? THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!!!(Note:I like mimes, unlike Mr.ChickenPotPie.)I’ll change! I’ll change!” And with that, he was sent back to his house. Slowly, he looked around, searching for the ghosts. Not finding them, he slowly walked over to the cupboard, and started eating more KFC. What a hypocrite.

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ON DECEMBER 31, 2009 AT 3:55 PM  LEAVE A COMMENT  EDIT THIS

The New Year is Coming

The New Year is coming, so expect some new surprises, prank ideas, and much, much more. YAHOO!! (Coming Tomorrow: Remembrance of Past years, Part Five of Five, and,hopefully,Chapter 3 of Alien Chronicles!!)

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Ponui is here, and he is posting!

Hello! I am Ponui, hailing all the way from the far-away land ofPonui Theater! I am also involved in this Inter-Blog Swap. And, since I don’t know what to post about, I am gonna’ search it. My internet search gave me wonderful ideas, sorta. Since I was just overwhelmed by great ideas, I will not post about anything specific. So, yesterday, I walked into a general store, and asked if they had blue and green striped chocolate cookies. They sent me out of the store and told me that I couldn’t buy anything specific at a general store. Ba-Dump-Bump.And of course, that is how you know I am not a phony, because if I was a phony, I would have been able to enjoy that blue and green chocolate cookie I was so looking forward to. Bye!

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Introducing,drum roll please,(drum noises)…. THE SCARY-O-METER!

I saw a certain movie with my cousins and I just got back. Here’s a hint as to what the feature is: High, squeaky voices, relations to squirrels, Alvin and the Chipmunks is it’s name, I just gave it away, oh well. The Scary-O-Meter shows how scary something would be to me, on a scale of one to ten. Now, here’s the terrifying thing: The new version, taking place some time after the book, Alice and Wonderland movie. I’m terrified. The meter says that the scariness factor is 10.5. It’s absolutely right. The characters are scary. Here’s a link to the movie, if you dare. Sorry,I just checked, and I can’t find a link, so just Google “Alice in Wonderland 2010.”

Results of “Operation:Beauty Project”(Sorry I Couldn’t Put This Down Earlier)

The results were excellent. I can’t put the(blurred to protecr their identitys)photoson yet, but I can tell you what we did. We made beauty products with(clean)toilet water, and our victim, ahem, I mean customer, put the cheek thing and the eyebrow thing on. Simple as that. Uh, oh. What if they read this post? If you need me, I’ll be hiding in the closet. Gulp.

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A Fictional Crossover the Likes of Which Have Never Been Seen Before(on this blog)

I was searching my home planet on WordPress.com, and I saw someone doing a crossover involving Wolverine and Harry Potter. Now, let’s see what  it would be like if Spider-Man and Cuddles, Jeremy, Lucky, and Happy ever met.(Note:The babies speak in Baby-Talk/Cuddles-ese.) Spider-Man=italicsCuddles&Company = Bold

Whoah, why do I see furry little stuffed animals wearing cheesy costumes down there? Hewwo, Spider-Man! We’re your biggest fans! Sorry, I have to go. Bye!

Well, that wasn’t interesting. Sorry. Also, go onhttp://ponui.wordpress.com!! Bye, we’re leaving for a hotel! Yeeha!

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Ba-dump-bump.

If you like “ba-dump-bump”, then go on Ponui’s blog today onPonui.wordpress.com. Thanks!

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Ponui

Who is Ponui, exactly? Well, Ponui is,for sure, someone who is a good blogger. So, go on his/her’s(I’m trying to protect your identity.) blog. Also, read the vaudeville things,and help Ponui with ideas for a to-be-continued tale. my idea is a pony who is bitten by a vampire, and turns into a superhero.

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ON DECEMBER 28, 2009 AT 2:24 PM  LEAVE A COMMENT  EDIT THIS

Ponui.WordPress.com

Ponui.wordpress.com is a great website! I know Ponui very well, so you should go on it! NOW!!!!

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ON DECEMBER 27, 2009 AT 10:46 PM  COMMENTS (2)  EDIT THIS

Syrika’s Angry Rant About Tinkerbell(Post #2 by Syrika)

Razzin frazzin dingdong!!!!!!!!!! Zarionikinz didn’t let me make my own title, grumble grumble. Anyway, this is an angry rant- made INTO A GAME SHOW!!!!!!!!! This is called Nicknames for Numbskulls, and on the first show ever, we’re starring Tinkerbell!!!!! Our first contestant is some hobo we found in a garbage truck. His name is Some Hobo. So, Some, what nickname do you have in mind for our awful enemy?Uhhhh……….Snorksnorksnork Stiggerbell? Okay, Stinkerbell. A very traditional name, I will rate it 5/10. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!  So,our next contestant hopefully will be better than Some Hobo. Introducing…Vidia! So, Vidia, I understand you are also a Never Fairy? Why, yes. And I absolutely loathe Tinkerbell, like I loathe every other fairy in Neverland. So that’s why my nickname for her is Tinklebell.(Note: This is Zarion speaking. That’s creative, but it’s already been in a spoof. Oh well. Sorry.) Well, that is a name, but it’s quite boring…SECURITY! GET HER OUT OF HERE! THREE OUT TEN! THREE OUT OF TEN! Hey, hey, you can’t do this to meee……ARK!!! So, this is our last contestant. I know, I know only three contestants, but we’re tight on money here. Give a warm welcome to….. Evil Flame of Death!! (Note: He speaks in baby-talk/Cuddles-ese. BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!)Hewwo, efwybody. My name for da conteest ees Teenkerbelch!Tinkerbelch, did you say Tinkerbelch? Yes, Teenkerbelch!Tinkerbelch?! YES, TEENKERBELCH!!!!!!!! Tinkerbelch?TEENKERBELCH! TEENKERBELCH! TEENKERBELCH! WOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!! It’s…it’s TEN OUT TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!! And, for the grand finale we have Tinkerbell trapped in a little glass jar! Ahem.. I mean Tinkerbelch! So, Evil Flame of Death, you have the honors of crushing this little fairy that everyone hates! Okay, my pweasure.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Da-da-dah. Da-da-dahhh..Ah, who cares! HOORAY!!! And now, this game show is over!!! Shoo, shoo! Go talk to Zarion! Hey, why do I always say something like that when I end something I am writing on this blog?

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The Great Debate

Debates have been part of our country for years. We’ve haggled and argued over many things. Now, let the debate begin! It’s NEB511 versus his father,AnonymousMan, over the perilous problem of why NEB511 can’t get a dog. NEB511=italics, AnonymousMan=bold. Begin!! This is me.

AnonymousMan is a cold hearted noodle-face! He defies the right of every American citizen on a daily basis. That right, is the right to own a dog! How does he sleep at night while he undermines the great American fore-fathers? And for a rebuttal?Dogs smell. Yes, dogs do smell,but not as much as the cold hearted commie that AnonymousMan is! They stink too. Do they stink? Or, does AnonymousMan think they stink because of his COLD HEARTED COMMUNIST WAYS! The only good dog…… is an animated dog. Like Scooby-Doo? Yes, of course. And also the dog who perfected casualness,Huckleberry Hound. And the dog who had a supreme intellect,of course, I am referring to none other than Mr.Peabody. Never a stink, never a smell. Just wonderful companions. Will there be a compromise? This is getting tough. An animated dog? Wasn’t “The Smurfs” an animated show? About commies? Also, the dogs with perfected casualness and supreme intellect each had many numerous flaws. Huckleberry Hound had a severe case of depression which he attempted to fix by playing sad country songs on his sad, sad guitar. Mr. Peabody was a great companion to Sherman, a 10 year old boy, who he spent a great deal of time with, in his laboratory which is NOT safe for 10 year olds! The best dog in my opinion is a real dog. In fact, I know that AnonymousMan has had many deep relationships with real dogs including a dog with the nickname, Ralph. Ralph has been described to me numerous times as a loyal companion during AnonymousMan’s mid-late 20′s and never once has AnonymousMan complained about Ralph’s “stench”. This is getting to be all-out war! Sadly, we have to stop, and it has been declared a draw. Don’t worry, we will have many more funny debates.

Headaches are Headaches WARNING: If you are sensitive, or weak of stomach, don’t read how my headache started.

Headaches:a. a sharp pain in your head b. an annoyance My headache really is an annoyance.(THIS IS THE PART THAT MAY MAKE PEOPLE QUEASY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)It started when I puked while going to a history museum. Ughh. Ever since then, I’ve had a splitting headache. It’s really annoying. Also, how do you like Ponui’s blog? I love it. Bye, for now.

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Blue +Pillow+Blolliw, Which means “Blue Pillow” OR The Definition of Portmanteau

The mathematical/grammatical process you see in the title, is called portmanteau. Portmanteau is the process of mixing two regular words together in order to get the same meaning. For example, Zarion+is+crazy=Ziscrarion. Ziscrarion means”Zarion is crazy. Tah-dah!!!  Wow, this hardly ever happens. I actually taught you something  useful. See you later!

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ON DECEMBER 27, 2009 AT 9:47 AM  COMMENTS (1)  EDIT THIS

Mwuahahahahaa!!!!!

I am planning a prank with Jarannia! This is going to be awesome!!! (I’m not going to say what the pranks are, for fear of the p0rankees reading them.)

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ON DECEMBER 26, 2009 AT 11:15 PM  COMMENTS (1)  EDIT THIS

3/5

Part 3:*

After Mr.ChickenPotPie was sent back, the Ghost of KFC Present appeared. He smelled musty, wore a cloak made of a thousand screaming souls, carried a bloody whip with oozing brains on it, and Hello Kitty slippers. “I have come to show you what your voracious chicken-eating has done.” Once again the chicken twirled through time/space and fell into a trash heap. “WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!” a poor chicken cried. “I have no income or home, ever since my husband, Freddy-Joe-BobBilly was sent to the chicken factory.” “So what, loser?”Mr.ChickenPotPie snarled.”Bah, humchicken!”(Due to certain factors, sueing me for one, I could not say ,”Bah, humbug!” Oops.) then, the woman chicken slapped him numerously and called him some things that I can not repeat in polite company. After that, he was sent home.

To be continued…

*I’m not doing anymore recaps.

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ON DECEMBER 26, 2009 AT 7:33 PM  LEAVE A COMMENT  EDIT THIS

Kako

Jarannia’s dog is here. I am frightened. What if it bites me? I hope it deosn’t ruin the excitement of staying at Jarrannia’s house. Meep.

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Jarannia and Alykusasa are here! (I met a Mysterious Stranger.)

My two favorite cousins are here! (No offense to my other cousins. :) )We are planning a major prank plan on someone. Write in for appropiate ideas. You know, I have the power to approve or delete them, so BE APPROPIATE!!!!! I mean it!!!!! Oh, by the way, a met a guy at shul/synagogue who calls himself Mysterious Stranger. Hi, whoever you are!!!!! Now, I shall return to my funny duties!

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Part 2 of 5

Recap:The chicken ate glazed, lemony, chicken and didn’t share. Then, the pizza boy(and personal food getter and deliverer)left for his play where his character has-Hurry up!! Okay, first ghost. Sheesh. Then, the messenger ghost told Mr.ChickenPotPie that 3 ghosts would come and make him stop eating Kentucky Fried Chicken. Mr.Chicken(shortened version of his name, either this or “Chicken”)screamed.

Act Two

Mr.Chicken was still screaming, even though he fainted. Creepy. He woke up, and gasped!!!!! The first ghost had arrived! He was dressed in a Papa Mom’s pizza delivery outfit, and HE WAS A CHICKEN! “I have come for you. I am the ghost of KFC Past.” “Why are you being so abrupt?”Mr.Chicken inquired. “Well,” he replied,”this is the only spot where I’m in the story, and I want to sound my best. Now, let us take a little walk down Memory Lane.”

Act 2:Part 2

The chicken and ghost swirled and whirled through time and space, until they came to rest in a KFC store. “Mr.ChickenPotPie,”the ghost groaned,”you were stupid and evil here.” “You mean this was the place where I ordered KFC for the first time, and became infatuated with it?”Mr.Chicken asked. “Actually, no. This was the place where you teased the owner. The bad-tempered person who eats and cooks chickens who annoy him. You lost some feathers here. Now, I shall send you back, in the hopes that you have learnt your lesson. And if you have not, then you will be immediately visited by the Ghost of KFC Present.” Then, Mr.Chicken was sent back.

To Be Continued…..


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