Zarion: Hello, folks! I’m Zarion!
Not the guy who copied me, his name is Karion!
Tigerboy: Co-host coming at you!
Green Thumb: This is a rotten disgrace!
However did you get me to participate in this…Ummm….
Tigerboy: (sprays something at Green Thumb) MACE!!
Zarion: We bribed you with two columns this week,
so enjoy them, and post them now, or the skunks will spray you queek!
Tigerboy: That was just saying “quick” with a bad accent!
Repent from your bad rhyming! Repent!
Zarion: How does that even rhyme in this context?
Tigerboy: No idea. This rhymes stink; Do you suppose we’re hexed?
Green Thumb: (loudly) THIS PAIN IS MAKING ME SCREAM AND SHOUT!
Zarion, Tigerboy: Zarion (and Tigerboy) out!