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It’s time to make a parody
It’s time to type the posts
It’s time to meet Zarion Kreena on Miscellaneous Soup tonight.
It’s time to put on costumes
It’s time to dress up right
It’s time to raise the (metaphorical) curtain on Miscellaneous Soup tonight.
Green Thumb: Why do I always come here?
I guess I’ll never know
It’s like a kind of torture
To have to read the blog
Tigerboy: And now let’s get things started
It’s time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational parody-ational-
This is what we call Miscellaneous Soup!
(Happy does a rim shot on a drum set.)
Post….In Order…Start to Finish….You do not have to read them, just appreciate the work.
I’ve been thinking, and, when you watch superhero cartoons on television, the plot is predictable. I’ll show you:
1. Villain escapes from jail/ hatches new plot in lair.
2. Hero finds out about plot , and tries to stop villain.
3. Hero fails to stop villain; villain gets away and usually gives some cryptic clue about what they’re doing next.
4. Hero figures out clue, rushes off to place to where villain will strike next.
5. Her0 and villain battle, superhero gets knocked out somehow.
6. Hero regains consciousness, finds out that they’re in death trap, that’s meant to destroy them.
7. Villain tells what trap is meant to do, leaves to carry out the plan.
8. Villain says,”Nothing can stop me now! Ha,ha,ha,ha!” Hero escapes from trap, stops villain.
9. Villain gets carted off to jail.
Now, don’t get me wrong here, I know that sometimes that exact thing doesn’t happen, but I am explaining it the best I can. Also, things might be a little bit different with to-be-continued stories, but that’s to be expected. After all, they are to-be-continuedstories, not to-be-told-in-one-sitting-stories. That’s what regular stories are for. This is Zarion Kreena, signing off from this post!
Hi! I’m going to tell you about our alien family
Syrika: Good with Earth blocks(Legos), loves reading, 10 Earth years old, has an alien Boompacay which is disguised as a diaper rag (This is true! Hard to believe but true! Trust me!)
Dadicon: Good with Earth computers, sudoku, and sports
Momicon: Sweet, good with cooking, very, very good humored.
Silicon: Can read with fingers(Cool, huh?), loud, loves to read
Haringarediiricanunchucksharrypottermilkthisisalongname (or, for short,Rica.): Loves Silicon(the person,not the item), Thomas the Train Engine, Barney, and food, also loves to watch Spongebob Squarepants and iCarly, loves to play with toy cars
Zarion: Loves reading anything, pickles, pretzels,potatoes, pasta, peas(sometimes)green beans, and Harry Potter! I love Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!! Also, this week is the fortieth anniversary of Sesame Street. Yahoo!
This is my very first blog! My name is Zarion Kreena, and my family and I are from Planet Potter of the Harry! I have come to this planet, to entertain, amuse, and make you laugh with stories, lists, poems, and other items. It’s a regular miscellaneous soup! Oh, and I will review some of my favorite books, and comics!
First of all, you should know that the characters in Cuddles and Company are babies. Cuddles, the baby elephant, who is good at finger-painting, bad at cooking and belly-dancing. Also, he is cute. Well, mostly cute. Next, there is Lucky. He is a sweet baby bunny who can usually be found gardening, and,well, that’s it, really. Happy, the baby monkey, is crazed about extreme sports, inventions, and pranks. Finally, there is Jeremy. Jeremy is a baby frog. Yes, I said frog. Not tadpole, frog. Weird, I know, but I love him all the same. Jeremy loves playing with Lucky, eating crackers, and being adorable and helpful. Oh, Syrika just told me that I can add Bumpy now. Bumpy is the Boompacay I told you about in my last post. she is the cutest (alien) puppy in the world. Nothing, I repeat nothing, can change that. Now, the introduction is over, time for the tale to begin!
The Chew Toy of Evil!!!!!!!
Cuddles is having a ball in the park! He gave 12 people his (deadly/disgusting) Gumbo Surprise, maimed 3 mean dogs, and ate peanuts from nice old ladies. Also, he got maimed by 5 gentle kittens. Meanwhile,in space, a strange meteor was coming down to Earth. Nobody knew that the meteor would cause crazy chaos to come to Grand Rapids. Duh-duh-dum! Now, Cuddles is playing with Lucky on the seesaw. “Whee!” Lucky yelled. ‘Whee! Whee-AHHHHHH!” Cuddles had jumped a teensy bit too hard on the seesaw, and sent Lucky flying into the air! He flew into space and saw a weird meteor. “Hey! What’s that?” Lucky squealed with delight (“Marble! Yahoo!”) and took the shiny, glowing, “marble.” Suddenly, Lucky began to morph into a hideous monster! “ROARRR!” Then, all was silent as the Lucky-like creature fell back to Earth.
To Be Continued……
Sorry, to interrupt the suspenseful story, but I have a special announcement! You are going to see one of the weirdest lists ever! But, not right now! Now, back to the silly story!
This is a just a quick shoutout to all my friends and relatives and teachers who posted comments! Thank you!
The hideous Lucky-Beast fell back to Earth! It was so extremely disgusting! The monster had purple skin, looked like a dinosaur, and- wait a minute! Lucky turned into a clone of Barney! The Apocalypse is upon us! No!!!! I’m sorry,readers, but this is too distressing. I can’t continue. I’m sorry. It’s just that Barney is so horrible! I mean come on! I love you, you love me we’re a happy- BLAH,BLAH,BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone who hates Barney should read this. In fact, I’m going to do a post of it. Just a second.
Okay, I’m done with my rant. I’ll post it after this. So, Lucky has turned into a Barney(shudder wince) clone. Now, he’s back on Earth, and people are terrified. “AAAAHHHH! A Barney monster is saying that he wants carrots and trying to hug people! HEELLPPPP!” So, Lucky was feared all his life and was hunted until the day he died.
What? Why are you still reading the story? It’s over! Scram! Beat it! Okay, fine, I’ll give Lucky a happy ending, just stop bothering me!!!!
Bumpy toddled up to Lucky, ate ten magicberries, and wished that Lucky was back to normal. Then, it happened. Whew! I finished.So,
The End! (For real this time!)
I hate Barney! It’s so dangity-dang stupid! No offense to Barney-lovers, but it just seems so stupid to me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH! I’m so annoyed. I have a new for Barney. They do the usual songs. Then, they say,”Okay, Barney is cancelled!” Next, for 35 minutes, they have a blank screen with bagpipe music going on. Finally, they scream, “Hey! What are you waiting for! The show’s over, dagnabbit!” There. I just needed to get that out of my system. Now, I’ll save this as a draft, continue with Part 2, post it, and then I’ll post this. Don’t worry, I’m going back to the funny stuff. Be on the lookout for some poems.
It all started when out teacher read us The Math Curse. As soon as she read it, my head spun, and I felt dizzy and faint. Then, something strange happened to me: Everything felt like a math problem! Just then, I started to feel slightly hungry. My mind started drifting off. “Uh,oh.…….” That was my last thought before things started getting even weirder. “Yumm.” I thought in my head. “Pretzels and pickles are in my lunch. What would 1 pretzel times 2 pickles equal? Hey it’s time for lunch! Why isn’t anyone getting up? Is the clock wrong, or is another clock wrong? Are all the clocks wrong?”Everything went downhill from there. When I started wondering about my book order form, a strange math problem popped into my head. 1 book order form + 2 book order books minus 2 random books + a boat= What? What was going on? Just then, my math teacher told me to go. “Um,it’s time to go?” I thankfully hurried off to the gym for lunch. As soon as I had gotten my milk, I sat down by my science teacher’s class’s table. Everything was perfect. Except for one thing. Another math problem had waltzed into my head. “If I had 1.5 pretzels in my lunch, then what would that be in fraction form?” I babbled.“Arggghhhh!” I burst out!(in my head) “When will this Math Curse stop!??!” After an even more terrifying lunch involving gallons, pickle juice, and milk, I went over to Language Arts. “Hopefully, math can’t follow me here.” I muttered to myself. I was wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. In L.A., a paper that was due later this month. While she was talking, I silently hoped to myself, that break would come soon. Gratefully, it did. As the teacher said the we would talk more about it after break, I zoomed to the bathroom. I really needed to use the toilet. As I got there, I realized that more math problems awaited me there! There’s 5 people in the bathroom, and only 3 stalls. How many irritated sighs will I make while waiting? Will a half-empty toilet paper roll last for everyone? Will I make it to class on time?
39 minutes later.….
Now our teacher says that the essay is worth 60% of our grade! Oh well, no time to think about it now, I have to get to history class! We have been learning about continents. Urpp.… Not again…I feel queasy.. 7 continents + 5 bored kids minus 2 who have planner signatures from not paying attention = ?????.
1 hour later…
Let’s see. What should I put in my backpack for homework? 1 math project a certain book which I forgot the title+ 2 L.A. assignments+ 3 technology projects equals.. I don’t know, I’ll just put all of it in my backpack.
I can’t believe it! My math curse wore off! Yes! Finally! Then, there was a knock on my door, and my mom came in. “I heard about your My Math Curse project, and I got something from the library that may help you. Here you go.” As soon as I looked at it, I knew it was going to be trouble. It was a copy of The Math Curse 2: The Algebra Strikes Back! “NOOOO!!!!!!!!” I shouted, My curse had come back! If the Math Curse doubles its power every 5 times, then how many years will it stay with me, if the equation has a factor of double the sum, then if I added if to 1 and three quarters, then what will the equilabric function of the splaterrigidivisor be if you added it to the quadritic equation of a chicken leg? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is horrible! HELLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are marginally closer to the secret you find. Now, you must find the very first time Lucky the baby bunny appeared.
Oh, there once was a boy from Planet Gleep,
Who thought he was cool by (in class) saying,”MEEP!”
Got, from his teacher in the form of a demerit , big trouble,
And when he got home, his parents found out, and the trouble became double(d)!
So,kids, in class, don’t say,”Meep!”
I’m going to do this whenever I think that an important holiday is coming up, just so you know!
Happy Veteran’s Day!
Welcome to a wacky, weird, and crazy new post! I’m going to introduce something that I call “Last Letter in Word is First Letter in Next Wordology”! Here’s an example: Angry yaks stole eggs. I made certain letters bold, so you would understand this new story format. I may have to write and post the actual story next time, but I wanted the introduction to be on here now! Bye!
Happy Birthday to a friend of mine from school! I hope you visit my blog soon!
Beware of doctor’s offices. They are instruments of torture. I know, because I had an appointment today. So, beware and watch out.
I will now put every category onto this post. Why, you ask? Well, I feel a sense of obligation to use all of my categories, as there’s some that I haven’t used yet.
- AND JUST PLAIN WEIRD!
- COOL BOOKS
- GRAB BAG OR THINGS THAT CAN’T BE IN UNCATEGORIZED
- STORIES: WACKY
- THE FAMILY
- THE STRUCTURE OF…
- WANNA HEAR SOME COOL FACTS?
This is Zarion Kreena, coming to you live from….his house. Frankly, nothing really interesting is happening, so I’ll just tell you a joke that I made up myself:
Q: What does a lumber-jack have for dessert?
A: Chop-late chip cookies!!!!
(Cue laughing, cheering, and more laughing. None? Oh well, the day is still <relatively> young.)
Anyway, this is my amazing, detailed, gushingly weird salute to Spider-Man! “You’re cool.” What? I did tell you that nothing really interesting is happening. This is Zarion Kreena, signing off from this post!
This is a special post to a friend of mine from Hebrew School, he knows who he is.
I hope that you feel much, much better and that nothing bad happens. Have a great day!
P.S. You know who I am, so I’m not putting my real name.
Here’s my review of World’s Dumbest Criminals: Funny, yet elegant and charming with a hint of stupidness.
I, Zarion Kreena , who has never won a prize as far as he can remember, won the Sherpa Dew competition!!!!! Go me! Everything is going right today!
5. A half-dead chicken dragging itself to you and saying,”Mama, Mama!”
4. A monkey.
3. A dead body.
1. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, tons of homework.
First of all, I would like to give a heartfelt message to all the people who are mean to me at school: YOU’RE ALL STINKING JERKS,YOU NUMBSKULLS! There, now that that’s over with, it’s time for the links. First;y, I have a link to a super-cool Jewish teen website.
Secondly, here’s a link to a website that allows you to have fun with heredity. Also, funnily enough, we used in science class today.
And,just for fun, a third.
http://www.archiecomics.com Bye, readers! Stay in school! Brush your teeth! Don’t talk to strangers! Keep reading this blog! No, seriously, keep reading this! Farewell!
Wiggle, wiggle, crack! Plop! My tooth came out! Yahhoo!!!! See you tomorrow, bloggy budarinos! (pronounced Bud-oh-reee-nose)
Oh, I’m in a yodeling mood! But, I’d better not, or your computer/laptop screen will shatter! Bye!
At school on Friday while waiting to get inside, me and my friends were assaulted by woodchips. So, be careful with woodchips.
To celebrate the one week anniversary of my bog, I give you a poem entitled Ode To Pretzels.
Oh, pretzels, I love you, you are sweet!
You are much better than the dreaded meat!
Oh, pretzels I will never scorn,
For without you I am forlorn!
Thank you, to all who have read this blog,
See you next time! Don’t fall into a bog!
Angry yaks stole Edna’s soap! Papa angrily yanked “Dude’s Soap”. Pineapple Ernest told dramas secretly. Yvette egged Damion’s sofa. Also, Owen nicked Damion’s soup. Papa ate Ernest’s souffle. Sadly, Yvette stole May’s yam. Monkeys stole Edna’s “Starry Yeast-Yeep” painting. Granny yelled “Damian! Never rip pants!” “So?!” Owen screamed. Drake egged Sarah. “Yahhhhh!” House yowled. “Dan nicked Dude’s Soap.” Perry yawned.
THE ( Safe) END
Mr.ChickenPotPie was sent home in Part 3, and now he is nervously waiting for the third ghost. Suddenly, a silent, eerie figure rises up from behind Mr.Chicken, and blows an air horn.“YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!” he screamed. The ghostly chicken grabbed our (not so much of a)hero, and showed him what his future would be. “NO! I’ll turn into a… a…MIME!!!??? THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!!!(Note:I like mimes, unlike Mr.ChickenPotPie.)I’ll change! I’ll change!” And with that, he was sent back to his house. Slowly, he looked around, searching for the ghosts. Not finding them, he slowly walked over to the cupboard, and started eating more KFC. What a hypocrite.
The New Year is coming, so expect some new surprises, prank ideas, and much, much more. YAHOO!! (Coming Tomorrow: Remembrance of Past years, Part Five of Five, and,hopefully,Chapter 3 of Alien Chronicles!!)
Hello! I am Ponui, hailing all the way from the far-away land ofPonui Theater! I am also involved in this Inter-Blog Swap. And, since I don’t know what to post about, I am gonna’ search it. My internet search gave me wonderful ideas, sorta. Since I was just overwhelmed by great ideas, I will not post about anything specific. So, yesterday, I walked into a general store, and asked if they had blue and green striped chocolate cookies. They sent me out of the store and told me that I couldn’t buy anything specific at a general store. Ba-Dump-Bump.And of course, that is how you know I am not a phony, because if I was a phony, I would have been able to enjoy that blue and green chocolate cookie I was so looking forward to. Bye!
I saw a certain movie with my cousins and I just got back. Here’s a hint as to what the feature is: High, squeaky voices, relations to squirrels, Alvin and the Chipmunks is it’s name, I just gave it away, oh well. The Scary-O-Meter shows how scary something would be to me, on a scale of one to ten. Now, here’s the terrifying thing: The new version, taking place some time after the book, Alice and Wonderland movie. I’m terrified. The meter says that the scariness factor is 10.5. It’s absolutely right. The characters are scary. Here’s a link to the movie, if you dare. Sorry,I just checked, and I can’t find a link, so just Google “Alice in Wonderland 2010.”
The results were excellent. I can’t put the(blurred to protecr their identitys)photoson yet, but I can tell you what we did. We made beauty products with(clean)toilet water, and our victim, ahem, I mean customer, put the cheek thing and the eyebrow thing on. Simple as that. Uh, oh. What if they read this post? If you need me, I’ll be hiding in the closet. Gulp.
I was searching my home planet on WordPress.com, and I saw someone doing a crossover involving Wolverine and Harry Potter. Now, let’s see what it would be like if Spider-Man and Cuddles, Jeremy, Lucky, and Happy ever met.(Note:The babies speak in Baby-Talk/Cuddles-ese.) Spider-Man=italicsCuddles&Company = Bold
Whoah, why do I see furry little stuffed animals wearing cheesy costumes down there? Hewwo, Spider-Man! We’re your biggest fans! Sorry, I have to go. Bye!
Well, that wasn’t interesting. Sorry. Also, go onhttp://ponui.wordpress.com!! Bye, we’re leaving for a hotel! Yeeha!
Who is Ponui, exactly? Well, Ponui is,for sure, someone who is a good blogger. So, go on his/her’s(I’m trying to protect your identity.) blog. Also, read the vaudeville things,and help Ponui with ideas for a to-be-continued tale. my idea is a pony who is bitten by a vampire, and turns into a superhero.
Ponui.wordpress.com is a great website! I know Ponui very well, so you should go on it! NOW!!!!
Razzin frazzin dingdong!!!!!!!!!! Zarionikinz didn’t let me make my own title, grumble grumble. Anyway, this is an angry rant- made INTO A GAME SHOW!!!!!!!!! This is called Nicknames for Numbskulls, and on the first show ever, we’re starring Tinkerbell!!!!! Our first contestant is some hobo we found in a garbage truck. His name is Some Hobo. So, Some, what nickname do you have in mind for our awful enemy?Uhhhh……….Snorksnorksnork Stiggerbell? Okay, Stinkerbell. A very traditional name, I will rate it 5/10. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!! So,our next contestant hopefully will be better than Some Hobo. Introducing…Vidia! So, Vidia, I understand you are also a Never Fairy? Why, yes. And I absolutely loathe Tinkerbell, like I loathe every other fairy in Neverland. So that’s why my nickname for her is Tinklebell.(Note: This is Zarion speaking. That’s creative, but it’s already been in a spoof. Oh well. Sorry.) Well, that is a name, but it’s quite boring…SECURITY! GET HER OUT OF HERE! THREE OUT TEN! THREE OUT OF TEN! Hey, hey, you can’t do this to meee……ARK!!! So, this is our last contestant. I know, I know only three contestants, but we’re tight on money here. Give a warm welcome to….. Evil Flame of Death!! (Note: He speaks in baby-talk/Cuddles-ese. BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!)Hewwo, efwybody. My name for da conteest ees Teenkerbelch!Tinkerbelch, did you say Tinkerbelch? Yes, Teenkerbelch!Tinkerbelch?! YES, TEENKERBELCH!!!!!!!! Tinkerbelch?TEENKERBELCH! TEENKERBELCH! TEENKERBELCH! WOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!! It’s…it’s TEN OUT TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!! And, for the grand finale we have Tinkerbell trapped in a little glass jar! Ahem.. I mean Tinkerbelch! So, Evil Flame of Death, you have the honors of crushing this little fairy that everyone hates! Okay, my pweasure.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Da-da-dah. Da-da-dahhh..Ah, who cares! HOORAY!!! And now, this game show is over!!! Shoo, shoo! Go talk to Zarion! Hey, why do I always say something like that when I end something I am writing on this blog?
Debates have been part of our country for years. We’ve haggled and argued over many things. Now, let the debate begin! It’s NEB511 versus his father,AnonymousMan, over the perilous problem of why NEB511 can’t get a dog. NEB511=italics, AnonymousMan=bold. Begin!! This is me.
AnonymousMan is a cold hearted noodle-face! He defies the right of every American citizen on a daily basis. That right, is the right to own a dog! How does he sleep at night while he undermines the great American fore-fathers? And for a rebuttal?Dogs smell. Yes, dogs do smell,but not as much as the cold hearted commie that AnonymousMan is! They stink too. Do they stink? Or, does AnonymousMan think they stink because of his COLD HEARTED COMMUNIST WAYS! The only good dog…… is an animated dog. Like Scooby-Doo? Yes, of course. And also the dog who perfected casualness,Huckleberry Hound. And the dog who had a supreme intellect,of course, I am referring to none other than Mr.Peabody. Never a stink, never a smell. Just wonderful companions. Will there be a compromise? This is getting tough. An animated dog? Wasn’t “The Smurfs” an animated show? About commies? Also, the dogs with perfected casualness and supreme intellect each had many numerous flaws. Huckleberry Hound had a severe case of depression which he attempted to fix by playing sad country songs on his sad, sad guitar. Mr. Peabody was a great companion to Sherman, a 10 year old boy, who he spent a great deal of time with, in his laboratory which is NOT safe for 10 year olds! The best dog in my opinion is a real dog. In fact, I know that AnonymousMan has had many deep relationships with real dogs including a dog with the nickname, Ralph. Ralph has been described to me numerous times as a loyal companion during AnonymousMan’s mid-late 20′s and never once has AnonymousMan complained about Ralph’s “stench”. This is getting to be all-out war! Sadly, we have to stop, and it has been declared a draw. Don’t worry, we will have many more funny debates.
Headaches are Headaches WARNING: If you are sensitive, or weak of stomach, don’t read how my headache started.
Headaches:a. a sharp pain in your head b. an annoyance My headache really is an annoyance.(THIS IS THE PART THAT MAY MAKE PEOPLE QUEASY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)It started when I puked while going to a history museum. Ughh. Ever since then, I’ve had a splitting headache. It’s really annoying. Also, how do you like Ponui’s blog? I love it. Bye, for now.
The mathematical/grammatical process you see in the title, is called portmanteau. Portmanteau is the process of mixing two regular words together in order to get the same meaning. For example, Zarion+is+crazy=Ziscrarion. Ziscrarion means”Zarion is crazy. Tah-dah!!! Wow, this hardly ever happens. I actually taught you something useful. See you later!
You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry, because a mixed up weird post is coming to town! This title will be the content, and the former content(down below)is now the title. Cool, eh? Earlier, I deleted 2 spam contents. Permanenty. Wow! It’s 10:20! Goodnight. Never mind. Later, you will see the results of my prank. Mwuahahaha!!!
A Weird Post
I am planning a prank with Jarannia! This is going to be awesome!!! (I’m not going to say what the pranks are, for fear of the p0rankees reading them.)
After Mr.ChickenPotPie was sent back, the Ghost of KFC Present appeared. He smelled musty, wore a cloak made of a thousand screaming souls, carried a bloody whip with oozing brains on it, and Hello Kitty slippers. “I have come to show you what your voracious chicken-eating has done.” Once again the chicken twirled through time/space and fell into a trash heap. “WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!” a poor chicken cried. “I have no income or home, ever since my husband, Freddy-Joe-BobBilly was sent to the chicken factory.” “So what, loser?”Mr.ChickenPotPie snarled.”Bah, humchicken!”(Due to certain factors, sueing me for one, I could not say ,”Bah, humbug!” Oops.) then, the woman chicken slapped him numerously and called him some things that I can not repeat in polite company. After that, he was sent home.
To be continued…
*I’m not doing anymore recaps.
Jarannia’s dog is here. I am frightened. What if it bites me? I hope it deosn’t ruin the excitement of staying at Jarrannia’s house. Meep.
My two favorite cousins are here! (No offense to my other cousins. )We are planning a major prank plan on someone. Write in for appropiate ideas. You know, I have the power to approve or delete them, so BE APPROPIATE!!!!! I mean it!!!!! Oh, by the way, a met a guy at shul/synagogue who calls himself Mysterious Stranger. Hi, whoever you are!!!!! Now, I shall return to my funny duties!
Recap:The chicken ate glazed, lemony, chicken and didn’t share. Then, the pizza boy(and personal food getter and deliverer)left for his play where his character has-Hurry up!! Okay, first ghost. Sheesh. Then, the messenger ghost told Mr.ChickenPotPie that 3 ghosts would come and make him stop eating Kentucky Fried Chicken. Mr.Chicken(shortened version of his name, either this or “Chicken”)screamed.
Mr.Chicken was still screaming, even though he fainted. Creepy. He woke up, and gasped!!!!! The first ghost had arrived! He was dressed in a Papa Mom’s pizza delivery outfit, and HE WAS A CHICKEN! “I have come for you. I am the ghost of KFC Past.” “Why are you being so abrupt?”Mr.Chicken inquired. “Well,” he replied,”this is the only spot where I’m in the story, and I want to sound my best. Now, let us take a little walk down Memory Lane.”
Act 2:Part 2
The chicken and ghost swirled and whirled through time and space, until they came to rest in a KFC store. “Mr.ChickenPotPie,”the ghost groaned,”you were stupid and evil here.” “You mean this was the place where I ordered KFC for the first time, and became infatuated with it?”Mr.Chicken asked. “Actually, no. This was the place where you teased the owner. The bad-tempered person who eats and cooks chickens who annoy him. You lost some feathers here. Now, I shall send you back, in the hopes that you have learnt your lesson. And if you have not, then you will be immediately visited by the Ghost of KFC Present.” Then, Mr.Chicken was sent back.
To Be Continued…..
I should have told you this before the story. Anyway, I had a near death experience in the shower. I forgot to open the drain. Okay, so I’m exaggerating. The water was a few inches. Sue me, if you dare. Happy is a very effective lawyer. And now, back to our regularly scheduled story…..
Do you see that chicken? That’s Mr.ChickenPotPie. He’s the protagonist of this story(a spoof mentioned earlier in this blog), and he is,sadly, a cannibal. Mr.ChickenPotPie’s favorite food is KFC. Here’s a quote:”GIMME SOME KFC!!!!!!” Quite a charming and generous fellow. “I HEARD THAT!” Don’t mind him. He’s cranky, because I’m not letting him eat KFC until the story begins. This is quite a long introduction. Oh, well, time to begin!
Mr.Chicken(I’m using the shortened version)was gobbling up some glazed Kentucky Fried Chicken with a hint of lemon. “Oh, yum. Oh, I could eat this all day!”he squealed with his mouth full. Suddenly, the pizza delivery boy, who he employed as his GTFG(Get The Food Guy”spoke up.”Can I please go now? I have to perform in a play. My role is very important. It’s a person who has a mole on his-” “You’ve already told me about that, and I think that, to be blunt, you are disgusting and warped.”grumped the chicken, ever bore-ish.(Oops, I’m saving that line for my spoof of The Raven.) The pizza boy sighed, and went off to get the medium rare, extra spicy chicken wings. Fittingly, that’s when the wind started to howl, the trees burst like water balloons, and the chicken didn’t pay attention. “Yeah, yeah. Whine all you want, Fluffy, but you can’t eat my chicken.” Almost immediately, a strange ghostly figure popped up. “Well, duh. I’m the ghost.”the ghost said snootily. Hey, stop talking to me. I’m the not-supposed-to-be-spoken-to narrator, and it will confuse the reader. Sheesh. Anyway, the ghost wailed,”Mr.Chicken, Mr.Chicken….You will be haunted by three chickens to stop you from eating KFC!” “NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!” Mr.ChickenPotPie screamed!
To be continued…*
*Note: This story may be continued later.
I’m posting today, because we left for Grandmacon D and Grampacon L’s yesterday. Be prepared to see a spoof of “A Christmas Carol.”
We actually might not leave for Minnesota tomorrow, because of the predicted snowstorm. So, just in case, don’t expect any new posts tomorrow. Sorry in advance.
Wow! There’s an awesome, new(fake)movie! Revenge of the Spoons: The Cutlery-pire Strikes Back! The reviews for it are stunning! Look at them1
“I’ll never look at my silverware the same again.”The New Spork Times.
“I’m getting scared of my knives.” The Grand Rapids Dishwasher Press.
“No matter how many times you come back, I’ll always stop you.”Meat E. Cleaver, the hero.
“Bah! That’s crazy talk!” The Villians.
Description: A year ago, the evil cutlery of Fine China City was attacked by its evil silverware and kitchen utensils. Now, they’ve escaped from the giant drawer that trapped them, and are out forrevenge.
Clinking and cooking to homes the twelth of Never(That’s a popular date for these movies) ).*
*For more information on this movie, go to revengeofthespoons:thecutlery-pirestrikesback.notarealwebsite.com
No, you are not experiencing deja vu! It’s back to the original format!!!
No, you are not experiencing deja vu! It’s back to the original format!!!
I’m reporting from Joninator’s room in Auntie Em’s house. Here’s two great interviews of two new flicks, that just came out!
Alvin and The Chipmunks
Quote: (Mine): “ALVINNN!!!!” Hers: “Air,air, I need fresh air!”
Question One: What was your favorite part?
Momicon: My favorite was when Theodore was sleeping<in Toby’s bed because of a nightmare>, and Toby tooted. Then, Theodore was running arounding, screaming “Air! Need fresh air!” (See qoute above.)
Question 2: What was your least favorite part?
When Ean Hawk had the Chipettes in a cage.
Question 3: What advice would you give to parents who don’t want to watch any “annoying kids’ movies”?
Drop them off at the theater.
Interview the Second
The Princess and The Frog
Quote: “It’s not slime, it’s mucus!”
Question 1: Who was your favorite character?
Tiana, the waiter-turned-frog.
Question 2: Who was your least favorite character?
The evil shadow-man/wizard who turned the prince into a frog
Question 3: What was your favorite part?
When Tiana asked the frog prince,”Okay, so now I’m supposed to kiss you?” Then, the frog talked back.
Question 4: What was your least favorite part? *SPOILER ALERT!!! IF YOU ARE PLANNING ON WATCHING THIS FLICK, THEN LOOK AWAY!! NNNNOOOOOWW!!!!*
When the firefly died.
Question 5: Do you have any advice on stopping evil shadow-people?
Yes, destroy the evil charm they have around their neck.
I shouldn’t have eaten those pickles. Groannnnnnn…………Ugh!
Syrika has a stopwatch on her watch, so we(Her and I)decided to play with it. Here’s some of the best times.
How long I can babble endlessly-9 seconds
Standing on my left foot-14 seconds
Right foot-20 seconds
R.I.P.(Run In Place)-30 seconds
Zarion: Longest Time Without Itching-51 seconds
Syrika: Longest Time Without Itching-1:07
Spying on Adults-4 seconds(Both of us)
*Me: 4 seconds *Syrika: 54 seconds *Mr.Chicken Pot Pie: 18 seconds
Time it took us to actually find him after they hid him: (rounded) 12 minutes
Time Syrika and I could make the stuffed animals into a frozen scene, make a silly show, and make a circus until they mentioned him: 7:24
First, I woke up to Rica and Silicon singing. Loudly.Not something that you want to wake up to in the morning. Then, after reading several Nick Magazines(courtesy of Cousin M), we went to the mall. At the mall, we ate lunch at the food court. I didn’t care for the greasy noodles, and I,sadly, missed out on an opportunity to eat some delicious Subway pickles.(Courtesy of Auntie M, who was here, while I blogged yesterday.) Then, I searched for a book at Barnes&Noble, and I found a great Sonic the Hedgehog Archives book. At home, I snacked, read, read more of the previously mentioned magazine, and blogged.(Which is what you are reading right now.) See you later(s), alligators!
I just ate 6/six or more flat “Sandwich Stackers”pickles, 2 hard boiled eggs, and soon I shall eat a cookie. Maybe I should have made the title “Color Me Indigestion.” It’s a thought. Hmmm…..
Surprise! (This is Silicon’s idea for an opening.) This is a surprise blog post on the road, courtesy of Dadicon’s laptop. Now, you shouldn’t be wondering about how I can still post. Bye, for now, and keep reading Zarion(me)’s blog. I have to make sure that Syrika doesn’t eat all of the pickles.
Seriously, it’s hot in here. Grandmacom L gets cold easily, rather like me. Anyway, a lot of cool things happened to me, and you’re going to get the ULTIMATE lowdown.
It was a long ride, and I found this neat Spider-Man activity book in a restaurant. I have a new Webkinz(love that Chanukah money)chicken, named Mr. Chicken Pot Pie. I survived the (hot)night here, and now I’m as happy and non-tired aszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Huh, what? Whoopsie. Now, on to the next thing. I went to the market with Momicon, and I found 2 ridiculous things.
1.A tabloid with articles such as “Rudolph Found in Sarah Palin’s Fridge”.
2.A tabloid with the ACTUAL TITLE of National Enquirer. I never knew that it was actual title for a tabloid. Incredible. Well, more to come, because on Friday, it’s another long car ride to Grandmacom D’s.
Mere words cannot express how much I love the theme song forThe Spectacular Spider-Man! I can’t wait to actually watch it, instead of watching previews of it!! Go, Spider-Man!! (I also love the comic series.)
Yesterday was the last day of Chanukah.
Still working on plans to get the faker to stop plagiarizing.
I’m beginning to that certain unreasonable people(cough, cough Happy and Cuddles) who don’t appreciate my humor. Well, I guess I can’t blame you. Some of my jokes are pretty stupid.In any case, you won’t be hearing from em for two weeks, because I’m going on VACATION!! YEEHA!! I love winter break! I don’t want you to be bored while I’m gone, so here’s a cool vacationing tip! This is a phrase that is absolutely essential when you are traveling, especially if you are going to go to another country. Seriously,I cannot stress how important this is. Okay, here it is: “Where is the bathroom?” I’m going to translate this phrase into 15 languages, so watch out! This may get rough.
English:”Where is the bathroom?”
איפה השירותים? (That’s Hebrew. )
German:”Wo ist die Toilette?”
Spanish:”Donde esta el bano?”
Italian:”Dove si trova il bagno?”
French:”Ou sont les toilettes?”
Greek:”Πού είναι το μπάνιο;?”
Lithuanian:”Kur yra tualetas?”
Swahili:”Where is the bathroom?” (I didn’t know that it was the same. Live and learn.)
Irish:”Cá bhfuil an seomra folctha?”
Latvian:* “Kur ir vannas istabā?”
*That’s a real language.*
Korean:” 화장실이 어디입니까?”
Macedonian:”Каде е тоалетот?”
Persian:سرویس بهداشتی کجاست؟?
And a bonus…
Cuddles-ian/Baby-talk:* “Whewe’s da bafroom?” (Remember, he’s a baby, and he can’t pronounce his words correctly.)
* I just made that one up.*
I’m sorry, because there actually are blogs named Random Stew. This one, though, is fictional in my blog. Anyway, PREPARE THE TNT!!!!!!! More later.
The new last day of the Webkinz contest is January 3, 2010.There’s a slight change. Sorry if it inconveniences you.
I declare this day “Dynamite Day”!!! KA-BOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!! Ahh-hah-hah-hah-hah! Dynamite shall conquer this blog!!! Oh, wait it can’t, because I own it. Oh well, I can destroy this incredibly mean person named Karion Zreena, who named his blog “Random Stew”!! I declare war!!! The babies(Cuddles, Happy, Lucky, and Jeremy)are waiting by his lair(The nearest sewer) with dynamite!!! he will not copy my blog anymore!! What’s this, Cuddles? Oh, no!! His allies Muddles, Sappy, Ducky, ad Hair-emy are near my location with TNT???!!! I shall have to get a special ally! He is called Chief Crazy Horse! The Chief’s also Neiren! (Sorry if I spelled that wrong.) Speaking of Neiren, he won a Marshmallow Shooter® at Academic Fair!! More on this later!! Happy Dynamite Day!!! BOOM!!!
I’m your host, Zarion Kreena, and it’s time to play Question Commotion!!!! Our first contestant has miraculously survived “The Dynamite is Right”, and will be the Ultimate Zarion Kreena Gaming Champion, until he finally loses a game. And now… LET’S BEGIN!!!!!!! Okay, Tigerboy, your first question is: How do you say “My pants are on fire” in French. Uh, the answer is “Mispantalones estan el fuego.” Correct! Now, what color am I thinking of? Burnt sienna? That’s my final answer. by the way.Right again! Now, here’s your final question. If you get this wrong, you will be attacked by a pack of ravenous Chihuahuas. What is the capital of HFTYT(YAuodghiet0ij-ania? I don’t know.You are correct! The answer is “I Don’t Know”! You win……—Wait, the answer is really “We Don’t Know”. Okay, Chihuahuas… ATTACK!!!! AHHHHHH…. GET THEM OFF!!! I’M TICKLISH!!!
I(for once in my young life) have finally managed to put the bottom sheet on my mattress without it falling out! A milestone!!!
I’m, well, shocked. I googled my science/homeroom teacher, and he’s on Facebook, possibly. Weird.
LOL: Laugh out Loud
ROTFL: Rolling on the floor laughing
OMG: Oh, my gosh.
Critical Mass Weight of Underwear in a Space Suit: You don’t need underwear in a space suit(I think. Man, where was my BIE? That stands for Blog Idea Engineer.)
FYI: For Your Information
Dude: A name that means a friend, or a greeting.
Murgleschmurgleburgle: I made this one up, just because I wanted to. Hey, it’s not as if people can change my posts. I’m the only person who-
Hello. I am Mr.Fancypants VanMurkenmickle, and I would like to introduce you to a new entry that I like to call Masterpiece Theater- The Bloggy Version as only I can do it. Poor Zarion is now running a hot-dog and hamburger stand in Miami. HEY, how did you get back here???!!! No, no! What are you doing with that piece of dynamite from that obnoxious game show entitled
The Dynamite is Right!!
Hello, folks. Zarion is back, and ready to host another game show!!! Our first contestant is our (only) champion dynamite-surviver, Tigerboy!!! Hey, I just realized something. (Sorry for this, creators of Garfield and Friends.) This is one of
Zarion’s Tales of Scary Stuff!!
Someone is watching me. Okay, I’m going to look behind me, and-OHHHH, YEAH!!!!! It’s the new game show!!!
To be continued………
The holiday concert is tonight, so I’m scared. YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Academic Fair starts Friday.
We are having noodles in the shape of the Star of David. Yummy!!
I’m happy, because I went to East Grand Rapids Library.
Remember the BIG thing that I was hinting at? Well, here it is!! A game!!! I’m going to do many, many more game shows, so keep your eyes peeled and read my blog!! Now, it’s time for The Dynamite is Right!! I’m your host, Zarion Kreena, and get ready for this EXPLOSIVE new game show!! Here’s our first contestant, Joe Cool! Hello, Joe, and how are you today? I’m fine,Zarion, and I can’t wait to play! Um, what do I have to do?You simply have to spin the wheel made out of lit dynamite, pull one out, and pray that it won’t explode!! Then, if it doesn’t explode, then you have to jump into the ravenous piranha tank. Now, let’s play!! Okay, I’m picking out the TNT 2000, I hope it doesn’t-BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!! Oh, that’s too bad! Hey, take Joe Cool to the nearest hospital. Also, it should preferably be one that specializes in the extraction of dynamite from the nose! Here’s our next contestant! He’s from another dimension, he’s a (fairly)competent superhero, and he also loves pretzels!! Meet Tigerboy! So, Tigerboy, I understand that you belong to the superhero organization known as the Superclub?Yes, I do. Is it also true that you believe that you have a definite chance of winning? Yes. Why? You see, I have a resistance to dynamite, lasers, and basically anything like that. You could say that it’s like the equivalent of Superman’s bullet-proofness. It is one of the advantages of being so tiny. Why are you so small? I’m so small, because-DING-A-LING!!! Oh, that’s all the time we have to chat, time for you to-BOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! Ooh, you didn’t even take the stick of TNT out yet- Holy cow!! You’re not hurt! You just look a little dizzy!!! You do have invulnerability to things like that! Now, let’s see, we only have enough time left in the show to do our Bonus Round!!! For theBonus Round, you just have to eat this eatable dynamite and survive. Munch!! Munch! MMM! Tastes like pretzels!! Yummy!Wow, the show is over, and we have extra time! So, why are you tiny? You used to be a giant tiger. It’s because that was a different form. “Miniature Tiger” is my main form. Oh. Here’s my secret recipe for “Tigerboy’s Tasty Tacos”, if it makes you feel better. The secret ingredient is-
So….. I’m surprised, frankly. I thought that more friends and family would write in. Oh, well. Just remember this: The contest ends December 25.
Seriously, I’m happy. It’s the second day of Chanukah, and now my old, worn-out pair of pajamas has been succeeded by this red one. You’ll see the blue one later. See that Blue Whale Webkinz down there? Usually, I can make up cool names, but now I have Writer’s Block. Friends and family, please help this Webkinz get a name.
I have a message for all of the peoples(real word) reading my blog. IT HAS A NEW LOOK FOR CHANUKAH!!!! Ah-hah! Oh, yeah! This new look is the best one, YET!!! This is a fan (a.k.a. Me, Zarion)favorite, so I might just make this the spring look!
As, the title says, I was wrong. Chanukah actually starts tonight.Oh well, I’ll make it up to you with Chanukah/relating-to-Chanukah posts until Chanukah is over.
Cuddles wants a pony for Chanukah. I told you that he had an obsession with ponies.
Here’s a birthday poem for you, Dadicon! I love you! <:) :O
Happy Birthday(the formal version)
Happy Birthday, to you!
Happy Birthday, to you!
Happy Birthday, dear Dadicon!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday(the funny one)
Happy birthday to you!
You live in a zoo!
You look like a monkey…
And you smell like one ,too! (Not really, it’s just part of the song!)
YAHOO!!! The first day of Chanukah is also Dad’s birthday. Yay!
There’s 26(or 52) ways to spell Chanukah in English, but only 1 way to spell it in Hebrew. Who knew?
I’m going to relate everything to Chanukah in my blog today. Example: Turnips. I would not want to eat turnips, even on Chanukah.
0 more days until Chanukah. Why? Well, today is Chanukah!! Yeeha!!!
Here’s a story made only with pictures. It is called “Cuddles is (foolishly) leaping toward the camera.)
The gum in the picture has been lost since I got home from (ugh!) sleep-away camp. So, what? Momicon said that gum isn’t food, so it can’t spoil. Besides, it was wrapped!!
1 more day until Chanukah.
Hey, peoples!!! (That’s a real word.) This is my hundredth blog post!!! Here’s some commentary from Syrika on this milestone. (Note: This isn’t the BIG thing. That’s coming later.:)) “YAHOOOOOOOO HUZZAHHHHHH!!! REJOICE!!!!!!!! I’M HUNGRY. No, really, I’m starving. GIMME FOOOOOOOOD!!!!! With love, from Syrika. Now go away. Talk to Zarion. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!” Wow. That was….. interesting, to say the least.(No offense Syrika, go eat if you are hungry.) Now, here’s some commentary from Cuddles&Company.
Cuddles:Zary has a blog. Me wanna see it!! (Note: They are all babies, so you might hear some baby talk.) Oh, YOU MEAN I’M BEING QUOTED, AND EVERYONE CAN HEAR WHAT I’M SAYING RIGHT NOW? Oh, well in that case Zarion has his pajamas on inside out, and I LOVE peanuts.
Happy:EXTREME SPORTS WULE!!!!
Lucky: I’m on your bwog? WAHHH!!!!!!!! I’m scared!!! Also, I wike gah-dening. Googoo, go gaa. annana weewee.
Jeremy: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ(Note from Zarion:Wake up, Jeremy!!)
Now, here’s a story, that is based on a comic I once drew.
Cuddles was walking in the park, sadly. “Sigh,” he thought,”I wish I could find apony to hug, love, and name George Finkleberry the Eleventy-Seventh of The Month of Ponyianscuddlesrules-Bobbyjoe.” Nearby, Happy was spying on Cuddles, and a prank formed in his cute little mind. Quickly, he gathered up Jeremy and Lucky, put them(and himself) into a pony costume. Cuddles saw the pony and SHRIEKED!! Now, even though this was an obvious pony costume, complete with patches, paint, and a tag that said “Happy’s Pony Costume” Cuddles, really wanted to hug the pony. Cuddles chased the “pony.” It ran. Cuddles chased. It ran. Cuddles chased. It ran. Cuddles caught up to Happy in the costume, and then Happy and Jeremy sensibly zipped open the pony costume. Lucky, on the other hand, didn’t use the zipper and simply ripped right through it. Cuddles yelled in terror when the costume opened up, and that’s, unfortunately, when the Animal Control officers came up. They took out a 50-foot long needle to tranquilize the 3 frightened still-in-costume babies. Obviously,another chase ensued. Cuddles, tried to help, but his “help” ended up with all four babies going to jail. As they were thrown into their cell, Cuddles said anxiously,”If you see Zawion, pwease tell him that I escaped from my bath, and locked the bathroom door.
Ah, wasn’t that great? I think it was. Now, it’s time for a poem entitled Cuddles, which was, course, written by Cuddles himself.
I love peanuts! Oh, yes I do!!
I also love getting cuddled, it’s very true!!
Cuddles, cuddles, cuddles, cuddles, YEAH!
That was very, um, good,Cuddles. Well, now I’m not a philosopher, but I believe that reading a person’s blog can tell you about their mind. That means that I am TOTALLY INSANE!!!!!!!!!! MWU-HAH-HAH-HAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! To end this post here is a bunch of seemingly random words.
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- AND JUST PLAIN WEIRD!
- GRAB BAG OR THINGS THAT CAN’T BE IN UNCATEGORIZED
- STORIES: WACKY
- WANNA HEAR SOME COOL FACTS?
Something BIG is coming to this blog, and you don’t want to miss it. Also, I’m not talking about the Chanukah Celebration on Friday. All the posts will be about Chanukah, but anyway this new BIG thing is super-cool. Be here.
Here’s a list of the top 10 television shows that I absolutely, positively, hate with every fiber OF MYSELF!!!!!!!! (Also, the second half will be movies.)
10. Big Comfy Couch
9. Dora the Explorer
8. Fanboy and Chumchum
6. The Muppets (I have always thought that it is bad.)
4. Mister Roger’s Neighborhood
3. Reading Rainbow
2. All of the Dora the Explorer specials.
1. The Barney Movie(all of them, and the show)
YUMSYKINS!!! Elbow macaroni, with pepper, butter, and salt can be extremely delicious!!!
2 more days until Chanukah.
10 more days until Chanukah.
I’m mad!!! Now, Karion has made a spoof of Chief Crazy Horse, who is called Leader Insane Quadruped. It’s time to start a war.
Here’s a special treat-the fourth and fifth Sensational Superclub stories!!!!!(Also, it shows the Superclub’s response to my “voice mail” request.
Hey, ho! I’m here to tell you that this is the very first super-hero crossover in this comic! Way cool!! So, sit back, and watch the sensational Superclub team up with the amazing Spider-Man!!!
“Hey, come look at this!” Rubberboy said. “Someone’s left a voice recording message. Hmm. It’s some nut who says that he needs help with a paintball machine and someone named Karion. He also says that he needs help building his dimension-transporter, and he’s only gotten the voice recording thing ready. It’s probably just a prank call.” So the Superclub deleted the alleged crank call, and went to go out on patrol. When they got back, however, a new message was on the screen, and they could hear someone saying, “Come on, pick up. This is an emergency.” “Uh, if this is another prank call, then-” When Switchboy was about to finish his sentence, he got interrupted. “Finally! Hey, it’s Spider-Man.(Told you he’d be in the story!)I need your help with something. I’ll tell you in my world.” “It’s Spider-Man. Why did call, though? He can usually handle things-” “Hurry, up!”Tigerboy yelled. “The Dimension-Hopper 10000 is all warmed up!” Spider-Man was Tigerboy’s favorite superhero, and he was always glad to see him. And with that, the Superclub went to New York.
In New York by the train station, Spidey was already there. “I’m happy you’re here. The Vulture has been doing all sorts of crimes, and I can’t catch him in the act! That’s why I need your help. Will you help me?” “Sure!” Tigerboy said. “Good. I asked Louie the Stoolie, and he says that Vulture is going to rob the art museum next.” “Well, then what are we waiting for?” Switchboy said. “Let’s go!” When they got to the roof of the museum using Portal Rays, (rays that can make portals to almost anywhere and any-when)the Vulture was already breaking in! “What are you doing here?! Oh, well, you’ll never catch me with my new, powered-up mechanical wings!” When he flew away cackling, Spider-Man instantly leapt onto a telephone pole, and said, “That’ll never happen, Vultchie!” The chase was on!
With the rest of the Superclub turned into birds, (courtesy of Switchboy)and Tigerboy turned into Flying Tiger (but still miniature), they flew, web-slinged, and leapt after the Vulture! “This is strange.” Tigerboy thought. “It’s almost like he’s purposely leading us this way, so we’ll be-”“Trapped! I’ve finally caught all of you, you accursed fiends!” As soon as the Vulture said these words, a large glass-steel combo fell upon the heroes. “Hahaha! And the best part is, this cage dampens your powers!” the Vulture excitedly yelled.
To be continued.……
Recap:In our last issue, the Vulture trapped our heroes in a cage. But, what is the actual trap part? Find out in this issue!!!!
“And now,” Vulture cried in happiness, “I shall eliminate all my greatest enemies at once!!! You see, soon this trap will toss you into an active volcano. Then, you will be turned into powder by the spinning, crushing gears that are at the bottom. Finally, your remains/partially living bodies will be vaporize by this Vaporizer 10,000!!! This cannot possibly fail!” Then, he activated the trap, and left to, no doubt, commit more crimes. “Oh, no!” Spider-Man said. “My side strength doesn’t work here!” “I have an idea!” Tigerboy yelled. “As soon as we’re about to fall onto the gears, I’ll drop a bomb on it.” Switchboy nervously said, “Um, I think you should do it now, because we’re about to fall in!” Everyone screamed in terror, but there was no need, because Tigerboy’s plan actually worked!!! “Everyone, follow me, because I know where he’s heading!” Spiderman said hurriedly. Everyone followed him, and(after searching fro almost a whole hour)they found him, robbing a hospital for children. “Wow, I know you were low, Vultchie, but I didn’t know that you were this low!” Spider-Man yelled as he kicked the mechanical part of the Vulture’s wings. “You can’t stop me!” the Vulture cried as he flew to the beach. While Tigerboy returned the money, the rest of the heroes trailed Vulture to the beach. “Hah, you’ll never catch me here, for I have the advantage!” “What is he talking about?” Electrickid said, before they were pushed aside by Spidey! “Get down! I know who-AFLUMP!!!” The Vulture’s new partner, Sandman billowed around him, forming a cage. “You’re dead meat.” he growled, before lunging at them.
To be concluded.….
No, I’m not talking about the “near death experience in the shower”thing again, I’m just saying that it’s dangerous to walk into your school, when there’s a lot of other middle schoolers pushing, trampling, and kicking you. Also, I have a plan for stopping Karion which is based on a funny paintball commercial thingy that Neiren told me about today. PAINTBALL WAR!!! Hey, I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!(Sorry for stealing your line, Momicon! ) I’ll call the Superclub, and see if they can get the paintball things, and maybe even help me!!* Bye!!
*To see the Superclub’s response, read the upcoming fourth story.
While I’m searching for a website on my invention, I’m going to give you the third Sensational Superclub story. Happy reading!
I’m your friendly, neighborhood introduction-ist-thingy, so let’s get started with this rocking an rolling scientifically proven to be good (by me), story!!!!
“The bank’s lights were flashing with red and blue lights, remarkably similar to a police car, and Mr. Regal, the notorious cat burglar, was climbing up the rope of his helicopter to get away from the scene of the crime! Suddenly, sticks of TNT came flying down from the air! It was Switchboy who had switched into a jumbo jet, which Tigerboy was operating(He’s a registered pilot)and simultaneously dropping bombs. Not enough to make him lose his grip, but just enough to unsettle him, and to make his finges almost slip off the rope. Then, Electrickid put a force field(he recently became able to generate force fields and energy bolts)and snared the dastardly crook. That was two years ago. Now, he’s in a maximum-security prison. And he’s still in it right now, so who’s robbing all of the houses, stores, and restaurants in Dreamyland?” As Electrickid concluded the slide show, everyone was still confused. “Hmm. There’s still no clues that can show he escaped from jail.” Switchboy mused. “Oh! Maybe the person committing the criem is an android that has flying rocket boots, a laser beam that can turn a human to dust, and an automatic pretzel making machine.” Tigerboy suggested. Everyone stared at him for a moment, puzzled. “Hey, you did say that anything could be useful. I’m just trying to help.” “I know!” Boulderboy exclaimed. “Let’s pay a little visit to Dr. Rutabaga. Maybe he knows something about what’s going on around here.”
When the Superclub got to the laboratory, it was, as usual, a hustling and bustling hive of frenetic and frantic energy. Unfortunately, when they found Dr. Rutaga as he was working with some metals, their search was fruitless. “I am sorry, but I have not heard of this ‘Mr. Regal’ character, and I do not wish to. Goodbye.” “Well, that was useful.” Tigerboy complained. Just then, their portable emergency locator started beeping without stop. “It must be Mr. Regal! Come on!” The Superclub quickly rushed to the Museum of Rare and Priceless Jewels. At the museum, they found Dr. Rutabaga stealing the Klopman Diamond. “You can’t stop me now, Super-brats! I have a special metal suit that can resist any superpower! You will be helpless against my stunning ray!” “That may be true, but it can be penetrated by good, old fashioned TNT!” Tigerboy then shoved some dynamite inside of the suit, and instantaneously it exploded with a sonic boom! The Superclub went to check on Mr. Regal, and made a shocking discovery! He was an exact clone of him, except it was made out of metal! “He…made me..to commit crimes(zzzt)with(crackle, pop. zzzt)help. A(ZZZZTTT! SNAP! CRACKLE POP! CRICK-ZZZZT!!!)scientist. His.. (zzzt) name…(zzt) was-” BOOM!!!!!! Just before Mr. Regal’s android clone could say the name, he exploded. Every bit of him, every metal shard, was turned into dust with the explosion, and the stunning ray. “Come on.” Magmaboy exclaimed. “I know exactly who his partner-in-crime is!
Before you could say, “He did it!” the Superclub arrived at the laboratory to arrest none other than.……..Doctor Rutabaga? “It’s true! I did it!” the (not so)good doctor/scientist confessed as he was led into the police van. “He promised me that I would get some of the reward, and what with my job wages being so low and all, I gave in to temptation!” The story’s not over yet, though. Mr. Regal(the one who had been in jail all this time)had 18 more years added on to his 30-year sentence. But, in the Superclub’s home, Tigerboy had one last thing to say. “I called it. I said that he was an android, and I was right. Except for the flying rockets, lazer beams, and pretzel maker, I was right.”
AARGHHHH!!!! I”M STILL ON HOLD, AND NOBODY HAS EVEN BOTHERED TO HELP ME!!! ALSO, THE HOLD MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE A CHIMPANZEE SUCKING ON A RATHER LARGE BANANA!!!!WHAT ARE THEY DOING OVER THERe????!!!!!????
At the office…..
A monkey is sucking on the telephone while playing Super Mario Bros. on the Wii.
To be continued…..
School Info. in the Superclub’s Universe(I’m telling you this while I’m waiting someoen to help me and get me “off hold.”)
I’ve learned from the Superclub(when the first issue had a footnote)that the school they go to is a school that teaches superheroes how to be better at their job, I guess you would call it.
Okay, good news and bad news about the dimension-transporter. First, the bad news. It’s extremely complicated to make , and I don’t think that I’ll ever finish it. Now, it’s good news time! I thought of a new use for the dimension-transporter. I can ask the Superclub to help me with Karion Zreena. Oh, when will I finish this? Oh, look, a manual with a phone number to use for information and help on the dimension-transporter.
To be continued……
(Sorry,it’s short. anyway, here’s the second Superclub story!) The Sensational Superclub #2: The Origin of the Anti-Superclub
The Origin of the Anti-Superclub
Hello, it’s me again! I’m here to tell you about the Anti-Superclub. They are incredibly evil, and long to finally destroy the Superclub, but they haven’t succeeded yet. What? You’re asking how the Anti-Superclub came to be? Well, just sit down, relax, and take a load off! You’re going to hear the story now! Actually, I’m just going to tell you the shortened version.
Tigerboy was really sick, so the Superclub made clones of themselves to literally take the illness out of his body. They entered through his nose, while Electrickid stayed bck to operate the machinery. Suddenly, the machine made an insame, crazed clone of Tigerboy, just as the Superclub’s clones came out of the original Tigerboy’s nose, declared that they would attempt to destroy the Superclub forever as the evil Anti-Superclub, and left.
(Note: The Superclub was attacked by the Anti-Superclub at every turn, but the villains always failed. Also, the Superclub had placed Tigerboy’s illness into a jar and vaporized it, and it was never seen again.)
(Another Note: I had a really long and detailed description of this, but it was deleted. Sorry.)
My little sister, Syrika, has been bugging me to put this on my blog, so here it goes:
Deer are the most dangerous animals in the U.S.
Tiger beetles are faster than cheetahs.
Dogs and cats with white fur and blue eyes are the most likely to b born deaf.
A blue whale’s heart is the size o a small car.
*For Syrika’s sake, these better be right.]
I HAVE JUST RECEIVED INFORMATION FROM A FRIEND THAT I CANNOT USE DREAMYLAND AS A SETTING IN MY STORY, BECAUSE IT HAS ALREADY BEEN USED IN THE FILMSHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL. I SAY,”FOO!” THIS IS A DIFFERENT FICTIONAL DREAMYLAND. MY DREAMYLAND IS A TOWN, SO I AM NOT GUILTY OF COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT.
I am going to try and build a dimension-transporter, so I can find out exactly what’s going to happen next with the Superclub. Stay tuned for more details.
I’m going to give a recap of why this blog is called “Miscellaneous Soup” for any new readers. I wanted my blog to have a whole mixed-up jumble of things, from stories to poems, to list… ANYTHING! It’s a miscellaneous soup of strange, odd, and twisted-yet-appealing things. That is why my blog is called “Miscellaneous Soup”!!
“WHAT?!?!?!?!” shrieked Jake. “Matt, are you CRAZY?!?! You can’t just choose to go on a mission in outer space like that. We have parents, Matt. And more importantly, lives. Normal kid lives. This will change our lives into mega-unique lives.” He changed the subject. “By the way, how didyou decide to go so quickly? It would take me weeks to decide that type of life-changing choice.”
Matt shrugged. “I just suspected that since Mr. Chang is an alien hunter guy, he would have these cool alien gadgets that would take care of everything Another thing, Jake. Stop saying lives. It’s driving me crazy.”
Mr. Chang nodded. “That’s right.” he said. “ I’ll tell you more about it on our way to the ASL clearing. Now, who’s ready to go?”
Matt was nodding so hard, Jake thought his head would fall off. Pete didn’t need to do anything- his clenched fists and determined stare told everything. Jake was skeptical, though. “Are you sure about this? I mean, do you have some kind of gadget that will keep us alive?”
Mr. Chang smiled slyly. “If you go, I’ll give you a box of supergalactic dominos that float in midair and will only fall when you press a button on a remote control.”
“I’m in!” Jake squealed.
A few minutes later, the small group was in the ASL clearing. Mr. Chang had whipped out his cell phone and was dialing his ex-boss, Mr. Renneila. “John? Yeah, it’s me, Scott.” He paused. “No, I’m not going back into the business. But I’ve found 3 other people who want to be part of it. My son, Peter, (Pete winced. He hated to be called Peter) and his friends, Matt Timberson and Jake Linklen.” Another pause. “Oh, age? Pete is ten and so are his buddies.” “Buddies?” Matt muttered to Jake. ” That’s so seven thousand years ago.” Jake giggled as Mr. Chang continued to talk. “Yes, I said ten. Three ten year olds are going on a space mission.” He cringed as he held the phone far from his ear. It sounded like somebody was screaming. The boys could not hear everything Mr. Renneila was saying, but it sounded something like this:
“SCOTT, THEESE BOYZ AH TOO IMMATURE! THEESE MISHON ISS DANDERIS AND LIFE-RISKING!” Mr. Renneila’s strange jabbering quieted down. The boys couldn’t here what he was saying anymore, but Mr. Chang frowned and said, “Really?”
Then Mr. Chang scowled. “Very funny, John. But I’m serious. I really think these boys are mature enough to go on a space mission.” He frowned.
“In fact, I don’t even know why I called you. You’re not my boss anymore. Good day!”
Mr. Chang hung up, than turned brightly toward the boys. “Well, boys, looks like you’re going on
an adventure. Here, let me show you the tools you’ll need.” He sat on the ground. Pete, Matt, and Jake sat next to him. “This is called a time keeper,” Mr. Chang said, placing it on the ground. The time keeper had only two buttons, labeled play and stop. “The stop button is for stopping time,” Mr. Chang said. “Press that button every time before you leave on a mission”
“Every mission?” Jake repeated nervously. “I thought we were only going on this one.”
Mr. Chang chose to ignore that. “The play button does the opposite.” he said. “Push that button every time you finish a mission.”
“What?!?” Matt exclaimed. “That’s it? No cool gadgets?”
Mr. Chang glowered. “In case you haven’t noticed, Matthew,” he snapped, “This is not a game, and this is not a toy. This is real life. We don’t exactly have cool gadgets yet. People haven’t invented Joikins or Teleguests or Virturacing yet,” Matt shot Pete a confused look. Pete shrugged. Where was the quiet, orderly dad he used to have?
Mr. Chang was still talking. “And anyway, that’s not all of the inventions I’m going to show you.” He placed a glowing orb on the ground in front of him. “This is called an Illuminorb. It will light your way on dark planets, as well as keeping you safe from other aliens.”
“What do you mean?” Pete asked. Mr. Chang sighed. “Well, certain aliens who work for King Vervox will try to attack you.” Jake shuddered.”Who’s King Vervox? And how will the light protect us?”
“King Vervox is a tyrant who is trying to take over the universe.” Mr. Chang replied. “His subjects hate light, so the Illuminorb will keep them away. So anyway,” He continued, “It’s time for me to explain our last invention.” He took out a small, closed item that looked like a red Nintendo with two bumps on the top part. “This is called a Mini Alien Information Computer And Guide. We call it the MAICAG for short. But the odd part is,” Mr. Chang added, lowering his voice to a whisper, “it has a mind of its own.”
The MAICAG suddenly lit up and snapped open. “I heard that,” it snarled. Eyes appeared in the bumps on the top section.
As the title says, I have an important announcement to make. The Sensational Superclub is now a book series. Watch out for books 2 and 3. Yeeha!!!
“Operation: Destroy Dreamyland”
Welcome to the Vault of Adventures, where every superhero story ever made is stored! You’ve heard of Batman, Superman, and the Fantastic Four, but this brand-new superhero team is likenothing you’ve ever seen before. Meet…the sensational Superclub! We shall begin our tale in a seemingly normal neighborhood in Dreamyland, a veritable Utopia, except, of course, for the evil villains that the Superclub had to stop from destroying Dreamyland. Do you see that house over there? The one with the orange roof, tan walls, and a plain brown door and the green doorknob? Good. That is the secret residence of the Superclub. No one knows about it, except for the Superclub themselves. It’s a crime-stopping laboratory, clubhouse, house, and much more all rolled into one. Needless to say, it’s much bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. Now, I can read you the fascinating tale of the sensational Superclub!
“Yahoo!”Tigerboy shouted. He quickly turned into Robot Tiger, one of his many forms, and leaped into a seemingly normal brown paper bag. After that, a giant spring rocketed him out and sent him into a bouncy, rainbow-striped pit filled with scrumptious looking pretzels. “The Pretzel-Bouncer 4000 is the best!” Meanwhile, the rest of the Superclub raced into the invention room. Who are the members of the Superclub, you ask? I’ll tell you! First, there’s Switchboy. He’s the leader of the Superclub, and has the unique ability to turn himself, anyone, and/or anything into, well anything. Next, there’s Electrickid, who has the power to turn himself into electricity, and make electricity(static or otherwise)come out of his eyes or hands. Also, Boulderboy can control boulders, and Plantboy can control plants and other types of vegetation. Finally, there’s Rubberboy and Tigerboy. Tigerboy can turn himself into a weird assortment of tigers, including the aforementioned Robot Tiger. Strangely enough, his “normal” form is Miniature Tiger, a tiger that is so tiny, someone could trap him in a pickle jar. In fact, that actually happened one day, but that’s another story. No one knows why that’s his normal form. Tigerboy didn’t choose it, but maybe we’ll find out…. eventually. Rubberboy has incredible stretching powers, which involves twisting his body into ordinary things, except that they’re made of rubber. That’s rather like Plastic Man, who’s a friend of Batman. Maybe they are related. Oh, well, it doesn’t pertain to the story, so let’s continue! Suddenly, Tigerboy started shouting something excitedly. “Hey, guys! I’m in the kitchen, and I want to show you something that I think is really cool.” Using his Switchray(a ray that has the same powers as Switchboy, which is used for emergencies)he turned a disgusting, slimy, green piece of bread into a cash register, and dumped some pretzels inside of it. After that, he put it in a drawer. “Hey, Tigerboy,” Switchboy said nervously, “this isn’t going to make anything explode, like the “Rocket Pretzel” experiment, is it?”
“Only twenty car alarms were set off from the explosion.” Tigerboy replied.
“Actually, you’re forgetting the truck, ice cream vehicle, giant hot dog trucks, hamburger trucks-“
“Okay, okay, so maybe that was a little dangerous, but this is completely safe.” As Tigerboy was saying this, he morphed into Flying Tiger, flew approximately eighteen feet into the air, and turned back into non-flying, Miniature Tiger. “Tigerboy, what are you doing?” Rubberboy asked, half amused, half frightened. “I thought you said this was safe!” “It is.” Tigerboy assured him. And with that, he hit the table, causing the drawer to spit out the cash register, in turn making the pretzels come flying out. “Hey, that’s cool!” Boulderboy exclaimed. “Can we have some?” Just then, an alarm clock started ringing, but where was it coming from? The answer was revealed as Tigerboy pulled open a secret compartment in his head, and pulled out a purple, orange, and green alarm clock that was flashing the message “EMERGENCY MEETING AT THE SUPERHERO SCHOOL” over and over again. “Uh, oh. We don’t have time to snack. There’s an emergency meeting at the superhero school.” Switchboy exclaimed. The Superclub quickly opened a trapdoor in the kitchen and leapt through it! On the sidewalk near the school, another trapdoor opened and the Superclub zoomed out! As they walked into the building, they never saw the line of spiders, creeping along the field, heading into a tiny hole in the ground, and transforming into the giant spiders(and other things)that made up Council of Scaryannia. Inside the school, a loudspeaker was blaring an important message for all of the students. “Attention all students. Go to the auditorium.” Suddenly, a there was a loud scream! “AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” Tigerboy screamed in pure, absolute terror. “There’s a spider in my locker!!!” Tigerboy’s worst fears(and weaknesses)were spiders, snakes, and bugs, not in necessarily in that order. “Ha, ha, ha!” A new person appeared. It was Shrinky, a bully who relished playing pranks on Tigerboy, including putting rubber spiders in Tigerboy’s locker. His friend and “henchperson/lackey” Lava Lamp snickered, and then they both walked away.
Later, in the auditorium, Principal Smith quieted everyone down to begin the emergency assembly. “Attention, students. I’ve called you here today to tell you that report cards are coming soon. Be careful, and study hard.” Everyone left the auditorium, and the Superclub returned home to find the emergency signal going off. “Oh, no!” Switchboy exclaimed. “The Council of Scaryannia is robbing the jewelry store!” In an instant, the sensational Superclub raced to the scene of the crime! Oddly, when they got there, the spiders, snakes, and bugs that made up the Council of Scaryannia was nowhere to be found. Suddenly, the Superclub(except for Tigerboy who had leapt into the bushes as soon as he heard a rustling noise)had been captured!!!
When Tigerboy finally made it back to the Superclub’s home, his heart was racing with 100% terror. “What should I do?!? I’m terrified of Scaryannia!!! Hmmm. I’ve got it!”
Meanwhile, as Tigerboy was making plans, the Scaryannia Council had placed the Suoerclub in a vicious trap. They had been put in a box-shaped rocky cavern laced with TNT, with was placed in a cave! “Hahahahahaha!”the Council hissed. “You will be terminated! After that, no one will be able to stop us from transforming the entire human race into spiders with this lazer beam. And the best part is, it’s powered by the explosion that will destroy you! Oh, the cleverness of us!” Meanwhile, a small figure tunneled into their kitchen. “I KNEW that I had gotten that map wrong!” Tigerboy moaned. Just then, a hairy, greasy, dreadlocked spider dripping with venom crawled into the room. Tigerboy squeaked nervously, and tried to hide in a broom closet, but it was too little, too late. The spider grabbed Tigerboy, and led him to his doom!
As Tigerboy sat in his prison cell waiting to be turned into a spider, he suddenly remembered something. “I can just tunnel straight through the ground! Why didn’t I think of that before?!” Quick as a flash, he started to burrow!
When he got to the room with the Superclub in it, it was time for Operation :HUGE HIGH DIVE to begin! Tigerboy transformed into a ginormous tiger, leapt into the air, and fell onto the huge slab of rock containing the Superclub! The impact dislodged the second slab of stoen, thereby releasing the Superclub and deactivating the doomsday plan and trap! Then, Rubberboy stretched himself into a netlike form, and then they captured the Council of Scaryannia. “No! You can’t do this to us! We’re nor ordinary, human criminals! Nooo.….” they wailed as the police van carted them away. “Hey, Tigerboy.” Switchboy said. “I just have one more question. How did you get that great idea on how to destroy the trap?” “It was simple.” Tigerboy replied. “I just did the Pretzel Experiment from before, but on a larger scale.” And with that, another successful mission in the career of the sensational Superclub!
And now, here’s the info. For one thing, this is not, I repeat is not one of the contest entries. I made this, purely on my own. Speaking of the contest entries, three have come in. A pet turning into um, a… a thing, mutant frog toys that want to take over the world, and Super Monkey. I willbe continuing my versions of the stories, but I thought it would be fun to have a contest , and see what other people could come up with. Bye, for now!!!
First Prize: Your story plot will be made into a real story by me on my blog, and I will make YOU a character in it.
Second Prize: I will make your story real later.
Honorable Mentions: I will STILL make them into stories later, and I will mention you and your plots when I announce the winner.
Anyway, your plot will turn into a real story, ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!
I’m miserable, because something weird happened, so I can’t finish my homework. Sigh…
I just left a friendly comment on a cartoonist’s WordPress blog. I’m in awe……
I have recently received a complaint from CAC about me showing favoritism with my cousins, so I apologize. Sorry, cousins.
I am proposing a second contest. Whoever can think of the best plot for a Superclub story gets the chance to be a character in that story. Have fun, and enter, enter, ENTER!!!!!!! THE CONTEST EXPIRES JANUARY 23, 2010!
Soon, I’m going to the library and I’m going to have fun! Yeeha!
My favorite Spongebob episode is “Pests of the West,” and my favorite Looney Tunes/Merry Melodies cartoon is “Buccaneer Bunny.”
Here’s the aftermath of my chicken tale. Mr.ChickenPotPie was turned into a mime, and got sent to mime school. The End(for real this time)
The (previously unnamed)Blue Whale’s name is Ernie Curdie the Eighteenth! And, the winner is SYRIKA KREENA!!! I’ll tell her after I post this. (Wow, this is weird. The picture word thing. THIS IS NOT A CAPTION!!!!!!!
- (Drum Sounds)
It’s Great, It Rhymes With Nate, Yes, You Guessed It, The Debate Is Coming Back! The Great Debate 2: Zarion vs. Syrika on”Why I should tell her the blue whale’s name before ANY OF MY LOYAL VIEWERS(Other than her 🙂 :0 )
Syrika=bold Zarion=purple/magenta coloring Let the debate begin.(Either way, my other loyal readers will hear the name.) (Another Note: NO SWEARING AND/OR SWEAR SQUIGGLES…… OR ELSE YOU WILL BE TORMENTED IN THE REALM OF ENDLESS TICKLING WITH BARNEY!!!!!!! I MEAN IT. ;0 :0 )
No. You didn’t say you would put it on your blog.WAHAHAHHAHAHA, where have you been for the past weeks, “I will put this on my blog at January 3rd, 2010.” If you keep being mean, I’m telling everyone that my real name is Mumuphamurphimuph. (Note: That is a sound that one makes when they are purposely covering their mouth to avoid saying something.) Anyway, I was saying that I didn’t hear you say you would put that on your blog. Everyone else did. Also, “No.” I heard you say you would TELL ME on January third. I am going to tell you, just in bloggy form. Syrika, you’re free to insult me. That’s allowed. Okay, noodleface. But really, (you dingdong) can’t you just tell me now and the rest of the viewers on the blog? We live on the same house on the corner in MICHIGAN. I’m not doing the debate anymore Zariony be meanie. (Is it possible to do tears too?) Bye, Flibberflabber.:( The name is NOT Flibberflabber, in fact her name will be revealed…. IN THE NEXT POST!!!!!
The contest ends tomorrow. Those of you who are entering shall have to hurry up.
That was a great party. Just me, my family, Cheese Whiz, tiny twist pretzels, America’s Funniest Home Videos, and my blog. Also, it was a milestone. This New Years’ was the very first time, that I haven’t gone right to bed after the party. I read a great book, then gently drifted off to sleep at 12:52. (I woke up at 10:47)Cuddles, Jeremy, Happy, and Lucky had the wildest partyever! I could hear explosions(from TNT),screaming,movies,and all of them counting down the seconds until the ball dropped.When it was only 9:00!! At least I still have my sanity. I love our family New Year parties. One fun time Syrika had been secretly making confetti for New Years, and when the ball dropped, she threw the pieces of confetti everywhere. Actually, that really wasn’t very fun, because I had to help her clean it up. Oh, by the way, Syrika finally managed to see the ball drop. Every year until now, she had turned her head at the wrong moment or something like that. Happy 2010!(Syrika is almost done with Chapter 3 of Alien Chronicles.)
See you next year, and happy new year!
Here’s a note. The time is wrong. The post before this was published exactly at 12:00. YEEHA!!! Tune in tomorrow for some info. on past New Years’ celebrations!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! It’s 2010! YAY!!! A NEW MONTH, DECADE(DEPENDING ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW), AND FUN TIME!!!!(MEANING TIME TO READ THIS BLOG!!!!)
Colds Are A Super-Villain’s Best Friend!!
I’m pleased to announce that many, many more stories have been planned. Bye.
“Wachhoo!” Switchboy said! “I hade codes.(Translation: Watchhoo! I hate colds!) The borst, pard is, id’s affectig our powers. Let’s hope that is geds better. (The worst part is, it’s affecting our powers.)” “Don’t worry.” Electrickid said. “I’ve invented special medicine that can make your nose be un-congested, so at least we don’t have to use translating-earphones.” Suddenly, the emergency signal started flashing! “Oh, great.” Tigerboy moaned. “It’s the Anti-Superclub, robbing anotherbank.” The Superclub quickly raced to the bank, but Electrickid accidentally sneezed and made an impenetrable force field pop up. “Uh, oh. Sorry!” The Anti-Superclub laughed at them meanly. “You losers are so incompetent, that a mere COLD can stop you! Hahahahahaha!” And with that, that ran away, still laughing.
When the Superclub got back to their house(after accidentally getting wet, shocked, slightly burned, and tied up by Rubberboy’s malfunctioning powers)they knew what to do.
“My new invention,” Electrickid said, “is sure to help us with our ”power problem. These new costumes are illness-absorbent. They will temporarily render our cold gone.”
“Well, I hope it works.” Tigerboy said glumly. “They’re robbing the Museum of Rare Jewels.”
When the Superclub got to the museum, the Anti-Superclub members were escaping. The fleeing felons quickly threw a net ove them, haphazardly, and were shocked to discover that they were able to dodge it! “Hey, I thought your powers were gone for good!!” Anti-Switchboy growled. He quickly threw some smoke bombs at the Superclub, but their plan failed. Tigerboy, in Speedy Tiger form, zoomed to the smoke bombs and put them in his head’s secret compartment! Then, Switchboy threw a net at them, and captured the villains! “It looks like we were able to stop you after all.” Rubberboy said. “Now, you can go to jail.”
In jail… “Achoo! Wachoo! Hatchoo! Ughhh.” the Anti-Superclub groaned. “Ooh, I guess we should have stolen those special costumes after all. Our contact was right. ”
Who is the Anti-Superclub’s contact? How did they know about the costumes? What adventures will the Superclub have next? Find out in upcoming Sensational Superclub titles.
Again, it was accidentally deleted, so it’s short summary time! Tigerboy accidentally bought a magic book. He started to read it during “Reading Time”, and it sucked him into a strange world filled with evil people from other stories that he has read previously. He managed to escape by finding the magic book again.
After he got back, the Superclub said, “Why were you acting so scared? You were only reading.” Tigerboy then put the book in his room, and started reading a new book. Inside his room, the book was still glowing.
Prologue: In a room in a seemingly abandoned house, a very special meeting is going on. the members are all villains who have strived to defeat the Superclub and other heroes many times before. The leader, a shadowy figure at the head of the table, said, “Phase One of our plan is going into effect. Soon, we shall have infiltrated the world’s most heavily guarded facilities, and we shall soon finally have our much needed revenge.” The rest of the crooks and villains cheered, while the shadowy and mysterious figure sat back down. “Soon, revenge will be ours.”
While the sinister meeting ended, a different type of evil was going on. Specifically, a bank robbery was going on! Slicer had broken out of prison, so he could “chop the heroes up and eat sushi”. Well, that wasn’t what was going on. in fact, the Slicer was furiously slicing and chopping at a force field. “Let me out! Grrr! Once I break free of here, I’m gonna slice all of you into tiny chunks!” As the police took him away, another villain was robbing the bank, using an android army! It was the Mad Thinker! Electrickid tried to overload the machines with electricity, but they were electric-resistant! “Electrickid! Weatherboy! Tigerboy! Initiate plan 283-34-454834-3.14!”Swichboy called out as he was trying to switch a robot into a feather.(The robots were remarkably agile.) The plan was put into effect immediately. Weatherboy quickly made some rain fall onto the robots, hoping to short-circuit them, while Electrickid made a force field fall over them! Then, Tigerboy burrowed directly underneath them, causing a minor(but contained)cave-in! Then, Rubberboy quickly stretched around the lead robot, making it fall down and blow up.(Nobody was harmed.) After that, it only took a force field to contain Mad Thinker. “Hey, I just thought of something.” Rubberboy said. “Where’s Portalboy? He should have been back from his solo mission by now. Oh well it’s probably nothing.
When the Superclub finally made it back to their house, the emergency screen was flashing, and there was a message on the video screen. Tigerboy clicked on it. “Hi, this is Reed Richards a.k.a. Mr.Fantastic of the Fantastic Four, and we need your help. A bunch of Skrulls are attacking Baxter Building, and there’s too many for us and Spider-Man to handle on our own. Please hurry when you get-” There was an explosion, and the screen dissolved into static. Quickly, the Superclub hopped into their dimension-transporter, and raced to the Baxter Building!
At the Baxter Building, there was complete and utter chaos. Skrulls were destroying the building and turning it into piles of rubble. Switchboy quickly said, “Okay, Electrickid, you get the rubble out of the way, and Tigerboy? Go crazy.” With a shriek of happiness, Tigerboy pulled some NTNT(Bombs that, when they explode, make nets come out, trapping the villains)and started hurling them in the general direction of the Skrulls. It was extremely hard to trap the Skrulls in a net, because of their shapeshifting abilities, but Electrickid found out that with one force field, it could trap rubble and Skrulls! It was still difficult, though. Even with the combined efforts of the Superclub, Spider-Man, and the Fantastic Four, the Skrulls kept on coming. Just then, the mighty Avengers came, and started to help them! As soon as the Skrulls saw the Avengers, they turned and fled. Those who were still trapped were taken to a special jail.
When the Superclub went back to their fortress, they were extremely confused. “Why did they run away like that?” Electrickid mused. At that very moment, the portable emergency screen started signaling that there was another emergency! The Lizard, Doctor Octopus, Chameleon, Vulture, Electro, Rhino, Green Goblin, Kraven the Hunter, Kingpin, Mysterio, Molten Man, and Mysterio were attacking the World Day parade! For the second time, they used the transporter to go back to the Marvel universe! When they got there, Iron Man and Daredevil were already there! “Hi! Can you help us? There’s too many villains to stop alone!” Iron Man asked as he shot a repulsor beam. There was no need for an answer. All of the heroes tried to stop the villains, but were paralyzed with a mysterious transporter beam! With a flash, all of the heroes had disappeared!
Meanwhile… all of the other heroes were being taken to that same mysterious place. But, where was it? Where?
When the Superclub, Iron Man, and Daredevil regained consciousness, they found themselves inside of a spacious, colorful fun-house like building, with heroes from the Marvel dimension, and the DC universe. Batman was the first to speak. “I recognize this place.” he said. “It’s the Joker’s hideout! But how could he do this? He doesn’t have the available recourses!” “Ah, but that’s where you’re wrong, Batsy!” The Joker cried, on a nearby podium. Everyone gasped! How could Joker have gotten over there so quickly? “Hello, heroes!” Joker said with a snarl and grimace. “I brought some friends along to play!” All of the villains from the Superclub’s dimension were there, along with some from DC and Marvel. Lex Luthor came up onto the podium. “Yes, we get over here so quickly? It is all part of our accomplice’s plan. He had this brilliant scheme in mind, and he also told the Anti-Superclub about your cold-absorbing costumes.(See Colds Are a Super-Villain’s Best Friend) Why don’t you come up here?” Lex Luthor stepped down from the podium to reveal the special accomplice/guest. Tigerboy gasped in shock! It couldn’t be him! He had just put him in jail two days ago! (Issue 9) “Yes, it’s me.” Lil’ Pooky Bear snarled. “I had the master plan to get Parasite to steal Professor X’s mind-reading powers! Also, ” Lil’ Pooky Bear pulled someone, bound and gagged, to the podium. “It helped that Parasite was also able to take a tiny bit of Portalboy’s powers and give it to us. You see, we all have a little bit of Portalboy’s and Professor X’s powers!” “Yeah, but you forgot one thing!” Superman yelled. “You didn’t bother to trap us, you were so confident!” All of the superheroes quickly (and easily, because the stolen powers wore off at that moment) subdued the villains. Unfortunately, for everyone, Lil’ Pooky Bear got away, along with Slicer and the Anti-Superclub, but it didn’t matter. The nefarious scheme was over, and everyone was safe. The stolen items were given back, Portalboy was freed, and everything was safe. “I get it now.” Tigerboy said. “The plan was for only certain superheroes to be weakened at certain times. That’s why the Skrulls ran away when the Avengers came.” And with that final mystery solved, everything was finally completed. Except for the next mission, that is!
Hey, Miscellaneoussoupers! I have been extremely busy, which is why you haven’t been reading the new Superclub stories. That will change soon, as I declare tomorrow “Superclub Story Day”!!!!!!!
Would you rather:
Eat a live mongoose… or stick a papaya up your nose?
Read your mom’s old mushy love letters….. or kiss a pointy hedgehog?
Lick poison ivy….. or punch a bull in the nose?
Swim in a shark tank….or give someone a sponge bath?
I just want to say congratulations to all of the people who made it into the spelling bee! You did a good job, Neiren!
Urgh! Must….control…vampretzel(vampretzel: a pretzel-crazed vampire)urges. Bye! Off to school!
Weird things from Uncle John’s Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader(and some facts from my math class, yesterday. Also, Ponui can use these. Also, the views of the people don’t reflect my personal views. 🙂 )
Here’s the random fact from my math class that we used for a bar graph/histogram: Most kids in my class like Fritos more than Doritos, Sun Chips, and other things.
Now, Uncle John thingsies:
Some Real Hong Kong Translated Into English Subtitles
*I scare nothing! Even you become napkins! *Fat head! Look at you! You’re full of cholesterol! *The tongue is so ugly. Let’s imagine it to be Tom Cruise. *It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!(Zarion here. How did that guy swallow a crab? Did he swim inside of an aquarium?)*Dance the lion for others for just some stinking money! It’s like razing my brows with the kung-fu I taught you! *Alternatively, you must follow my advice whenever I say “maltose”! *If you nag on, I’ll strangle you with chewing gum. *A red moon? Why don’t you say “blue buttocks”? *Watch out! The road is very sweaty! *A poor band player I was, but now I am crocodile king.
Real-Life Bumper Stickers
*Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket? *I love defenseless animals-especially in a good gravy! *I’m multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time! *D0 they ever shut up on your planet? *Therapy is expensive;popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose. *I brake for no apparent reason. *Honk if you’ve never seen an Uzi fired from a car window! *Try not to let your mind wander-it’s too small to be let out by itself! *Politicians and diapers need to be changed-often for the same reason! *Whose cruel idea was it for the word LISP to have the letter “S” in it? *My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her-or something like that! *Caution:I drive like you do *I’ll bet you a new car that I can brake faster than you can! *Boycott shampoo! Demand real poo! *Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. *Bad cop, no donut.(Apparently, there’s a joke that policemen eat donuts on duty.) *I’m not a complete idiot-some parts are missing! *If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. *On the other hand, you have different fingers. *Question reality *Preserve nature;pickle a squirrel *Stop staring at my bumper, you pervert! *Four out of five voices in my head say, “Kill!” *If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Two disgusting, REAL poems from the 1800s about a sadistic kid named Willie
#1 Willie saw some dynamite,
Couldn’t understand it quite;
Curiosity never pays:
It rained Willie seven days
#2 Into the family drinking well
Willie pushed his sister Nell.
She’s there yet
because it kilt her.
Now we have to buy a filter.
Ahh, irregular and weird, isn’t it? Now, here’s one bonus thing before I sign off for the day!(Bla haha! Sorry, it’s hard to control the vampretzel urges.)
My Review of Spider-Man 2 in 5 Words
Awesome m0vie of cool proportions!
Ugh…I ate too much pretzels. Hey, wait! That means that my affliction is gone! The Were-Zarion is no more! Huh.. Oh, no! (gurgle) Bla, bla, bla. I am Zarion, zee vampire weeth a bad French ah-ccent.(No offense to anyone who’s French.) Bwawahahahaha!!!
Happy figured out a solution to my Were-Zarion problem. I should simply(munch, gobble, snarf. BURP!)rapidly(munch munch)eat(gobble)pretzels because the transformation happens when I get pretzel cravings.(BBBUUURRRRRRRPP!!!!!!) More details as events warrant.
Here’s my review of the movie, Tooth Fairy. Awesome! I definitely recommend the part with the inventions. Oh, by the way, there’s a little bit more of the film after the credits. Watch it! 4 out of 4 stars!!!
And the winner of the CMT music awards is…whoops, wrong card. The winner of the Superclub contest is…Oh, my gosh!!!! Look at this list Zarion made:
1st Place: Cal(mutant toads/rabbits) and Bumpy(cucumber monsters-some type of veggie at least)
2nd Place: Syrika’s second plan(someone stealing the world’s cheese supply)
Honorable Mentions: Syrika’s first plan(evil mutant pet), Ronnie’s idea(Super-Monkey)
Stay tuned for the winning stories(not just the plots)! Where can I find a tranquilizer dart for the Were-Zarion?
I feel like a monster, Frankenstein maybe, or a vampire. Anyway, that’s why my blog looks so creepy-AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRROOOOO!!!!!! Huh? I didn’t mean to do that! What’s happening to meee-Growl! GRRR! Snarl! HHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! GRARG!! ARRGGGHH!!
To be continued….
The definition of Reform Judaism is a branch of Judaism that wants to accept and combine Jewish history from the old days, and modern Judaism now. Also, in Reform Judaism, they give complete and absolute equality to everyone who practices it, rather unlike Orthodox services, where women have to sit in separate groups.(No offense to Orthodox Jews.)After these commercials, see the history of Reform Judaism and their opinion on many different things in our lives today.
Eat at Red Robin today! They have delicious spaghetti.
The history of Reform Judaism started around the time of the French Revolution. Things like ghettos were being abolished, and Jews were(finally)recognized as citizens of our fair world, Earth.Here’s a link for someone talking about Reform Judaism beliefs. I hope that you enjoy it. Now, here’s the Reform on God. Basically, the Reform Jews feel the same way about God as Conservative Jews like me. On the subject of Torah, they draw on the lessons. After this commercial break, learn more about Reform Judaism.
“There is a very great comedian. To learn more about him, go to this blog.“
Here’s some information about Reform Judaism and Inter-Faith Marriage. The Torah says that we shouldn’t marry practice Inter-Faith Marriage, but Reform Jews are not very firm against Inter-Faith Marriage. Reform rabbis, some at least, aren’t under discipline for inter–marrying. Now, here’s info. about Bar/Bat Mitzvahs. They don’t really have Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, instead they something called a “Confirmation.”
And now, a quiz. The person with the most questions right, wins a special prize.
1) True or False: Reform Judaism started in the American Revolution.
2) True or False: Ghettos were being abolished when Reform Judaism started.
3) What do Reform Jews do for the subject of Torah?
4) True or False: Conservative Jews and Reformative Jews feel the same way about God.
1) Have you noticed that my titles have been capitalized and uncapitalized? That is because some feel like a message, and others(like this one)are simply like story titles. I just wanted to clear that up.
2) If I seem a little cranky, tense, and terse(a vocabulary word)then it’s because I have a huge, swollen, PAINFUL canker sore. Ow. It hurts to talk, eat, and do anything with my mouth in general. Unfortunately, I have had them MANY times before, and they’ll go away. I still talk in class like normal, but it’s a little hard. Okay, enough about me. On to number(see next announcement)
3) Three!!! “L”, my Hebrew school teacher, was sick last time we had class, but now she is going to teach us again! Yeah!
4) The contest officially ended last night. Be sure to find out who won, later today! You will NOT want to miss the action-y, silly, funny, and above all, BRILLIANT works of art. /
5) Tigerboy said that he might ask the Superclub again, but they’re pretty busy.(For details, read the upcoming Superclub tale.) Oh well, it’s progress.
6)Green Thumb, a monkey from Michigan Adventures, will have his own spot on this blog. Stay tuned for details!
Well, that wraps everything up! Remember, keep reading this blog! You won’t be sorry!
It’s my half birthday, which explains the weird title! Yay!
I have made progress with my attempts to meet the entire Superclub. Sorry that this post is so short, but I have to figure out what I’m going to do if they visit this blog. Visit Ponui while you’re waiting for more blog posts.
Tigerboy came to be in a game show earlier this week, and now I’m proud to present
Yes, it’s true. Our math really is illogical. Are you ready to play, Tigerboy? Sure, I guess. Good. What is pie + snickerdoodle – snicker? Uh, Snickpier-doodle? Correct! Now, what is “Pot” plus “er” minus “Cuddles is cute.”? Pickle Potter the Second! I’m sorry, the answer is ” ‘ Gimme peanuts!’ the baby elephant said cutely.” Now, onto the next contestant! Some Hobo!!! Hi. (Burp. Snork. Giggle, I mean gurgle. Dribble. Drool. A snot bubble pops.) I just won the “Most Disgusting Hobo” award, in the 2010 Hobo Olympics. Eeeh… Okay, I just changed my mind. SECURITY! Our third (not so)lovely contestant is Bugs Bunny. Eeeh.. What’s up, Zarion? (chomp, chomp). What’s the math problem? You mean ILLOGICAL math problem. What is Elmer Fudd squared times Foghorn Leghorn to the power of Tweety divided by Noodle Chicken, plus Daffy Duck? That’s easy, Doc. The answer is…. Roasted duck with a side of chicken noodle soup and meat loaf glazed with bird meat. But not from Tweety, from Meaty, his evil twin. Congratulations! You have won… 12 stacks of reusable TNT!!!! That’s great, Doc. Yosemite Sam is coming for me(he checks his watch)right about now. Bang! Bang! I’m going to get you, you long-haired galoot! There’s nothing you can use to protect yourself! You’re only in a room full of… uh, dynamite. Momma, I’m scared! AAAHHHH! Well, he’s running away like a headless chicken now. Hey! I resent that, I say, I resent that remark you rabbit! Well, now that Foggy’s done, let’s introduce our final Looney Tunes/Merrie(NOT A TYPO) Melodies guest star. Th-th-th-that’s all, folks! See you after this post!
Help the people of Haiti. Please.
The events that I summarized are now a page. Read it now.
I’m back! It turned out that Cuddles had set the laser on “Knock unconscious”, rather then “Deep Fry Death.” Also, Tigerboy told me that he would check with the rest of the Superclub. In the meantime, heres’ a list of my individual split personalities.
A List of My Individual Split Personalities
*Some stupid kid
*Old Man Stinkbrains
Happy was thinking of an epitaph when Tigerboy came in for the game show. Then, Zarion started moving and they all started screaming. (Before that, Tigerboy said that he would have to check with the rest of the Superclub to se if Zarion could meet them.)
(Note: Cuddles speaks in baby talk.)
Here’s the third “Great Debate”, and you will love it! People:Zarion Vs. Cuddles the Baby Elephant. Court Case: Zarion is mad at Cuddles for frolicking in the mud. Zarion=italicsCuddles=bold
I wanna frolic in the mud! No. Why? You get the entire house dirty, and then you jump on me. That’s because I love you. Still, you should stop it. Never!! I hate your logic, poopybrains! If you stop playing in the mud, then you can have less baths. You dare speak the name of the dreaded tingy?! GRRR!!!!! Come on, Cuddles, you know that this reasonable. No0dlehead!!! Fat noodlehead!! UGLY, FAT NOODLEHEAD!! Stinky, ugly, fat nood-Okay, I get the point! Stop it! No! LOOK AT ME!!!(See photo of Cuddles shaking his tiny, cute, PAINFUL fist!) Wait, Cuddles, what are you doing with that laser beam?!ZAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
This is Syrika. Zarion died from the laser beam. Wow, I never knew a baby elephant from Kohl’s(a store)could be so violent. Oh well. This is Syrika(again)signing off until Zarion recovers on the 12th of Googleplex.
Ponui recently asked me why I changed my blog’s appearance. I did it because I can, and because I wanted something new. In fact, I’ll change it again right now. See you!
I am working on contacting Tigerboy about the game show, and he says that he will think about it. More info. coming soon! ;0 :0
Hey hey, hey! It’s me again!! Here’s another story that’s sure to make you happy!!!
There is a villain, whose powers are so great, so destructive, that he might actually be able to terminate the Superclub. His name is the Slicer, or just Slicer. Fortunately for the Superclub, he is one of the most incompetent super-villains in the world. Sadly though, that might change, because he recently went to P.O.O.-F.O.R.-B.R.A.I.N.S. University. Now, he’s.… Doctor Slicer. Not much of a change, I know, but he has more self-confidence now. And, he wants revenge. Da-da-da-dum(b villain who is a lunkheaded imbecile)!!!
Meanwhile, the Superclub was at a special seminar on how to stop half-witted, bumbling morons who-Okay, I can’t take the insults any more. I’m the author, and I’m going to list all of his stupid qualities, so we can stop saying that he’s lame-brained. I have a schedule. Anyways, read this list.
A LIST OF HIS STUPID-NESS THINGIES
*Patrick(from Spongebob)type moron
*a few fries short of a Happy Meal
*Cuddles when you throw peanuts in a volcano
*Zarion Kreena-type idiot
*his elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top
Okay, there’s just too many. I could do an ent-I’ve got it!! Later, read a post all about Doctor Slicer’s stupidness. Back to the story.
Anyway, the Superclub was at the convention*, when a special news report saying that the Slicer is on the loose. (Also, the Slicer is like the Rhino. Dim, but incredible brute strength.)
Suddenly, Dr.Slicer crashed through the wall, and started slicing anything he could get his “hands” on! “I’m going to get you runts!” he howled as he turned the table to dust with a chainsaw. The Superclub quickly went into action, and initiated Operation: Slash the Chainsaw!! First, Tigerboy used the Magic Pencil(whatever it draws can come to life, and holes can make people fall in, well, holes.)to draw a hole to trap Dr.Slicer. Next, Switchboy made the broken table into the type of cage that the Vulture used on them(first issue in the trilogy.). Dr.Slicer quickly chainsawed against the steel. To his absolute horror, it didn’t break. Suddenly, he grinned and pulled out a remote. “Heh, heh heh. The Anti-Superclub gave me this specialized remote that can turn Tigerboy into different tigers.” He turned Tigerboy into Robot Tiger, then made him smash open the cage using the magnet! “Now I’m free, and you shall perish!!!” And with that, he started to slice Robot Tiger!
As soon as the blade came near Tigerboy, he quickly used the jetpack to fly away, unharmed. “Hey! Why you…” Doctor Slicer’s voice trailed off as he realized that a tiny sparking bomb was flying on top of his head. Electrickid had built it(it is called MasterShocker 5000), and it was designed to short out Slice-oops, I mean Doctor Slicer’s mechanical capabilities. BOOM!!! The bomb exploded with such force, that the mechanical chainsaw and other various slicing things completely shorted out. “No!” Doctor Slicer screamed as the police, who had been discreetly called by the person giving the lecture on Tricking Dumb Super-Villains. Finally, as the police tied him up, (and put him in the van that was taking him to a jail specifically designed for super-villains)he moaned, “I’m going back to ‘Slicer.’”
*They were the only ones there.
What do you think? Is iPsycho a real iCarly episode or not? Write in with answers.
I’m over my furious rage over salaries for sports players, and I have an idea to reach the Superclub. It’s so simple!! I can just contact Tigerboy to go on a game show!! Yeeha!!!
Happy (belated) Martin Luther King Junior Day!
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, Huh, oh, sorry. I think that Spider-Man is scary, but excellent. Sure it had blood, violence(it is a superhero movie)and swearing, but I like it. I can’t wait to see the next ones.
I’M FURIOUS!!!! READ THIS TO DISCOVER WHY!!!!! (THIS IS HOMEWORK BY THE WAY!! I’M TOO SCARED TO SEND THIS FOR REAL!!)
Dear Horizon Editor and author of this piece,
I agree with your article. Sports players are grossly overpaid. First of all, it’s OUTRAGEOUS AND HORRIBLE that doctors and computer designers are paid less then a basketball player. This is getting out of hand. Now, a million dollars is considered an insult. I cannot believe the gall and chutzpah of the sports player who whined that he didn’t have enough money to pay for his car insurance. If he can buy eight cars, then he doesn’t have any excuses that would make it okay in my eyes. Donate to hospitals with your money, you spoiled brat!!! It sickens me to think that baseball and other sports players get paid more than the President. It’s horrible that $1 million is now an insult, and that it is going into the four millions! I’m sick of it!!SICK OF IT!!!!!
To quote from your article, ‘Nolan Ryan broke ground in 1979, becoming the first athlete to receive a $1 million-a-year contract.’ I’m boiling mad, and this is injustice!!! This is sad, and I’m frustrated about this!! Isn’t there a way to lower their salaries???!!! AARRRGGHHHH!!!!!! Also, it’s making kids lose a great job, basically. You said, and I quote, ‘From the perspective of a young person, sports seems like the better choice. Would a child rather play basketball and make millions, or go to school for years and end up making $500,000 a year?’ This is very, very wrong, and I want to stop it.
Zarion Kreena a.k.a An Outraged Reader
I have a nasty feeling that Syrika’s friend is coming over. You know the know. Miss “I Will Disobey My Friend’s Big Brother And Go In His Room”. Grrr.
Recap: The Superclub and Spider-Man escaped from the trap using a bomb, and went to stop the Vulture. They discovered him robbing a childrens’ hospital. After that, they chased after him, and finally caught him at the beach. Then, Vulture revealed that Sandman was his partner, and then Sandman lunged at them and attacked.
Electrickid sent up a force field that Sandman slammed into, then Spider-Man swirled webbing after webbing glob onto him. It wasn’t enough, though. Just then, Tigerboy came back. “I return ed the money. Where were you.……Uh, oh.” Then, Sandman hit Tigerboy with a sand anvil. “Ha-hey, why aren’t you dead!? It must be that stupid resistance! Fortunately, on tipsforstupidvillains.com, it says what to do about this. Smash harder!!!!” Sandman smashed. Nothing happened. Sandman smashed harder. Nothing happened. Sandman howled with fury, and smashed even harder. Nothing happened. Sandman made a combination sand hammer-bazooka that would smash on impact. There was an explosion, and Tigerboy turned into a (still-living)tiny pile of ashes. “Ow.”was his only comment, and then he waited until he recovered. Waterboy had the brilliant idea of spraying him with water. He turned into a pile of mud. “Hey, what are ou doing? No…glubmrpp.’ And with that, he was taken to jail and the Superclub went back to their home.
I’m a simple guy with simple tastes. While other people prefer potatoes with veggies and cheese, I like mine (preferably mashed)with pepper and salt. Now, I shall take my leave. It’s Spider-Man time!!
I like the Alex Rider book series, and it’s very excellent if you like spy tales. My favorite parts of any spy stories are the way cool gadgets. They are incredibly cool, and very useful. Also, they could probably be made now. Proving my point, in a National Geographic Kids mag., it said that laser scissors are now real. Bye, for now!!
ARGHHHH!!!!!!! Silicon’s teacher might make me have “classes” with him at school!!! I have homework, lunch time, and other classes. Also, she didn’t even ask me for permission. I know that Silicon may have gotten the information wrong, but I’m seriously annoyed. He’s milking it right now, just to get me in trouble. Grrr.
Seriously, I don’t care about football, sports in general, and the Super Bowl, but I’m having a party anyway. I mentioned this earlier, but now it’s official!!!!! Time for the Super Bowl Snack-O-Rama Party O’ Spider-Man! Translated, it’s time for the party in which I try to finish off my extra snacks, and finish Spider-Man 3. GO SNACKS!!!!!!! By the way, I have a banana smoothy/ie on my blog, because the theme is “Banana Smoothie.” That’s the answer to your question, Syrika!
Happy birthday to Laura Ingalls Wilder!!! Momicon loves her books!
I had a great party last night. I watched Batman: The Brave and The Bold and The Super Hero Squad. I didn’t even know that Batman could be so weird! Anyway, I didn’t eat all of my snacks, so now I’ll have a Super Bowl party, even though I don’t like the Super Bowl. Best of luck!
People Who Are Going: Me, Myself, I, and my imaginary friends.
Food: Popcorn, Pretzels, A Granola Bar, and Animal Crackers
Things to Drink: Water, Milk, or Juice
I AM THE ONLY PARTY PERSON?PERSON WHO”S INVITED EXCEPT FOR MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS!!! KARION IS NOT WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have brought extra pretzels and extra popcorn home for the fiesta mentioned above. It will be going on sometime this weekend, and I’ll let you know what happens later!
Here’s a special poem to commemorate the second “Dynamite Day”, written by happy and I. My writings will be in old, I mean BOLD, while Happy’s thingies will be written like this.
Dynamite, oh dynamite. You make me laugh, so.
Dynamite is so perfect, even though it doesn’t glow.
Actually, this RADIOACTIVE dynamite sticks can glow as bright as the stars.
Happy, put that down! If you light it, we’ll be blown halfway to Mars!
In honor of this glorious occasion, I shall light it now.
No, no Happy, don’t light it! And don’t you dare say, “Sheesh, Zarion. Don’t have a cow.”
Oh, tsk tsk, you sillybrain. Dynamite is meant to be lit.
Put out that fuse, Happy, and I’ll stop having a fit.
Oh, pish-posh, Zary. I’ll make sure there’s space in this special container. There’ll be enough room.
No, Happy! That’s a cardboard box! And anyway, the only rhyme we can use for this special poem is-
Oh, Zary. Don’t worry. I’ll take you to the hospital. Don’t go around the bend.
Happy, I only have one thing to say to you right now. THE END!!!
1) Syrika is going to Lansing with her classmates. I miss her. Don’t worry, though. She’ll be back by 5:00 tonight.
2) I declare today “Dynamite Day 2: Son of TNT”!!! I will celebrate it in the next post.
3) Our science teacher used an air horn in class. I was not amused.
I need help. Seriously. You see, there’s this question I have about Spiderman, and I can’t find the answer. Thus, my plea for assistance.
I read in the Back in Black Spiderman series that Spidey pulled out his black costume when Aunt May is shot. N0w, isn’t his black costume really an alien symbiote? Please help me, I really want to know.
Hey, people. I can’t decide between three extremely excellent titles for this little story, so you just pick the one you like the most. “Revenge of the Elevators” or “A Funny Thing Happened to me on the Way Back From the Library” or “SHHH! They can hear you, so be kind to them!!!”
Dadicon, Syrika, and I were going home from a satisfying trip to the ‘brary(Library). That picture is one of the precious books I got! We decided to go into the elevator, because of the heavy books, and because we were on one of the top floors. In the elevator, Dadicon and Syrika were(immaturely)jumping. Right before the elevator stopped, and we could get out, Dadicon stopped jumping and Syrika didn’t. We could hear rattling noises coming from somewhere above us. Apparently, Syrika had possibly damaged the elevator. When we got out, Dadicon and I got out safely. However, the elevator doors started closing before Syrika got out. Fortunately, Dadicon pushed the button that opens the doors. We arrived home shortly.
UPDATE: Ugghhh…I feel miserable. I ate some garlic powder on a tiny chunk of potato. Boy, that was a mistake. I barfed, sneezed repeatedly, and now my nose is running and previously felt clogged up! Mr. Elevator, I wasn’t jumping, so why are you torturing me?!!! Grr. Wait, Karion might have loosened the garlic powder container!! All the more reason for revenge!!!
Hi, people who read my blog. Normally, I would be at Hebrew school(a place for me to get better at speaking Hebrew. I’m Jewish, you know.), but I have a nasty headache and a temperature of 99.?.(I don’t know what that part is, so I put a question mark. ) I finished my homework, which is why I am blogging right now. Bye, I think I’ll rest a little more. Why do headaches have to be so painful?!?!?!
It’s a Bird…It’s a Plane.… It’s …Huh? The Supermenagerie?
Dreamyland quickly gasps in horror when the Anti-Superclub turns the Superclub into animals! Well, that’s technically not true, I guess. Tigerboy is simply trapped in Miniature Tiger form. Oh well, you still don’t want to miss this latest episode in the lives of the Superclub that will drive you zooey! (Pun intended.)
The Anti-Superclub members were leading the Superclub members on a wild chase! “YOU’ll NEVER CATCH US!” they shouted! Quickly, Anti-Waterboy tossed another sack of money out of Anti-Switchboy.(He had turned into a helicopter.) Then, Waterboy’s evil duplicate drenched them with a wave worthy of a tsunami! Switchboy quickly retaliated by turning into a super-sized hose!(With a special helicopter attachment so the rest of the Superclub wouldn’t fall down onto the cold, hard, cement, rock-solid ground!) Their best efforts weren’t enough to stop the villains, though. With a sonic-powered turbo-thruster-boost/rocket powered laser beam blast, the Anti-Superclub zoomed away, while zapping our heroes in an eerie, rainbow-ish light!
“Oh,”Tigerboy groaned as he regained consciousness. “Hey! Why am I in an alleyway, with a bunch of animals? As far as I know, Animalboy wasn’t here! Of course, he can’t turn other people into animals. Wait, that weird ray! It must have turned the rest of the Superclub into animals!!!”
WE INTERRUPT THIS SUPERCLUB STORY FOR A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. Here’s the new Superclub members.
*Tigerboy(He’s already a Miniature Tiger. Specifically, he’s only six inches.)
*Glueplatypus(Platypuses are funny.)
WE NOW RETURN TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED STORY!
Tigerboy rushed over to the various assortment of animals, formerly known as the Superclub. “Are you okay?” The responses were various quacks, moos, growls, and other assorted things. Also, Tigerboy had to run away from Magmapony and Switchdeer for fear of being trampled! “Oh, no!”he thought to himself. “They must have gained the animals’ personalities! They don’t recognize me or their powers!! It must not have affected me, because I’m already an animal! I guess that I’ll be going solo, tonight!” Tigerboy quickly used the Portalray to get himself and the animals back to their house. Then, he quickly grabbed a secret weapon(while avoiding Waterchicken’s beak after accidentally getting pecked once or twice)and started to find the Anti-Superclub’s lair!
Tigerboy’s plan was simple. He would disguise himself as a lamb using the Switchray(because if the Anti-Superclub saw him. they would just assume that he was one of the Superclub members who had aimlessly drifted over their)and find the invention that would change the rest of the Superclub to normal! Then, he would use the secret weapon he brought to make sure that the Anti-Superclub would not be able to get revenge on them…at least for a couple of days!
When Tigerboy finally found the Anti-Superclub’s fortress, it took practically all of his willpower not to gasp in horror! It was a huge building, made out of metal, and robot guards with laser cannons were patrolling every area, and if he so much as took one step closer, KFT(Kentucky Fried Tigerboy)would be on the dinner menu! Quickly, Tigerboy grabbed his weapon, pulled out the pin, and speedily turned into Speedy Tiger(a tiger with super speed)and ran away! BOOM!!! Instantly, all of the robots were covered with bubble gum and short-circuiting! “So far,” Tigerboy thought. “my plan has been a success. Sure, I’ve completely blown my cover, and will probably be vaporized by more robots, most likely in the thousands, but my plan is still a success. Hmm, maybe I should re-think that.” Tigerboy burrowed through the ground, and popped up in a room filled with all sorts of inventions, test tubes, beakers, chemicals, and giant robots coming toward him with laser beams the size of a large tree trunk. “Wait, what was that last thing?” Tigerboy thought, but it was too late. The robots had already fired!
As the laser beams came toward Tigerboy, he(still in Speedy Tiger form)quickly grabbed another G.G.(Gum Grenade) and tossed it at the laser beams, while dodging the already fired blasts! The robots’ weapons suddenly swell to the size of overgrown boulders, and exploded with a huge popping noise, spattering gum everywhere, also, unfortunately, on Tigerboy.
Anti-Rubberboy quickly rushed into the destroyed inventions room. “What’s all that noise? Has that stupid, weird Anti-Tigerboy been playing with the nuclear firecrackers AGAIN!!!???” As you can see, certain members of the Anti-Superclub were on horrible terms. Suddenly, his eyes found Tigerboy. “Well, well, well, well, well, well-” One of the robots whacked him. (Some of the duplicates have minor functioning errors, such as continuously repeating a word.) “Sorry, robots. As I was saying, well, well, well. What have we here? A little nuisance spy.” He leaned closer to Tigerboy. “Do you know what we’re going to have to do with you?” Tigerboy responded, “Mmmph, grh w iyue yy momuble, mumble, mmmph.”
“No, you little runt! We are not going to give you pretzels! Stop being sarcastic!”
“Oh, there you go again. Being sarcastic! Get your miniscule mind off of pretzels!!! Anyways, we are going to turn you into an animal, using our new weapon. It can turn animals into other animals! And if you say that it’s redundant somehow, I will personally tear that gum of off you. Painfully.” Tigerboy didn’t want to get the gum viciously torn off, so he stayed quiet and tried to think of a plan.
The testing room was dark, wet, and smelled as if one thousand clones of Cuddles had tooted in there, made “Stinky Gumbo Surprise”(a smellier version of a disgusting recipe called Gumbo Surprise), and then died in there. Actually, Tigerboy wouldn’t be surprised if that was true. Cuddles, a superhero who he had teamed up with before(see the upcoming issue 14), was reckless, silly, and weird. Basically, like himself, except in baby elephant form. The rotten door creaked open and Anti-Electrickid walked in, smirking. “I see that Anti-Rubberboy has used the chainsaw to get that gum off. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Such a shame, I could have used it for a new torture device to test out on you. Sadly, though, we can’t always get what we want in life. And by that, I mean that I can get what I want in life, but you can’t. I am really looking forward to using this on you. What shall I turn you into? A pig-bear, maybe? No, nothing threatening. A platypus-squirrel would be nice.” While Anti-Electrickid chattered on (seemingly)obliviously, Tigerboy attempted to escape from the giant bullseye that he was strapped to, Anti-Electrickid suddenly whipped around and shouted, “Come on, that’s pathetic. You really thought that you could escape if I’m not looking. I have eyes everywhere.” He showed Tigerboy the eerie-looking camera that that was strapped to the back of his head. “Heh, heh. I have eyes in the back of my head! Even if you did manage to escape, you wouldn’t make it out of here alive. I have hidden booby-traps, tricks, ans surprises everywhere! Now, I’m going to use this weapon on you!!”
Just as he was about to turn Tigerboy into a hideous monster, Tigerboy quickly flew out of the trap! “How did you do that?!” the evil duplicate hissed angrily. “You didn’t turn into that stupid Flying Tiger(not a typo), did you?” Then, he realized that Tigerboy had morphed into Robot Tiger!! Quick as a flash, Robot Tiger used a hidden laser to burn through the door and escape! Unfortunately, he ha forgotten that the door was rotten, moldy, and ,above all, flammable. The door exploded, and an immense fireball flew up! Anti-Electrickid quickly changed himself into electricity to escape the fire. Tigerboy said, aloud, “Okay, so I know that the entire Anti-Superclub is probably after me now. I also know that the machine is behind one of these doors. Let’s see. This is going to take the most complicated guessing/picking procedure I’ve ever done in my entire life. One potato, two potato, three potato, four potato, eeny, meeny, miney, mo-Alright, this is taking to long! I’ll just go through the middle door!” Fortunately, the animal machine really was in that room! In a flash, Tigerboy grabbed the machine, and headed out of the door, not noticing the members of the Anti-Superclub, following him in an energy bubble, like Electrickid’s!
As soon as Tigerboy raced back into the alleyway(unnoticed), he changed the Superclub back to normal! “What happened?” they all asked, after the last bits of animal DNA(Deoxy riboNucleic Acid) had gone away, Tigerboy told them everything that had happened while they were animals. Tigerboy looked confused at that point, because everyone was looking at him with a worried expression. “What’s going on? The story wasn’t that scary.” he asked them, before realizing that they were looking behind him. Slowly, he looked around…and saw the Anti-Superclub, with angry expressions etched into their faces. “You destroyed our fortress, you wrecked our latest plan to destroy you, and you RUINED OUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!” The Anti-Superclub started to leap at the Superclub, but, sadly, they weren’t looking where they were going. They collided straight into their machine, causing it to short-circuit, and turn them into animals! “You know, it’s sort of ironic.” Rubberboy said when he finally stopped laughing at Anti-Rubber-Chipmunk. “The machine that the Anti-Superclub tried to destroy us with, ended up saving our lives. But, I just have one more question. Why do I have a craving for dandelions and flowers?”
Well, it was ordered from Ebay last night. I cannot vait for eet to vome!! Vait, vhy (bla bla)am I talking like zees?! Oh, no! Zee vampretzel curse ees geeting vorse! I ‘ate ‘aving a bad French ah-ccent! (NO OFFENSE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE FRENCH)
This is only a maybe, but Momicon might get a Spider-Man costume from Ebay or Amazon tonight! Look out world, Zarion Kreena might transform into the Amazing Spider-Zarion!!~ Icannot wait for Purim!!! YEEHAA!!!
It’s Passover! Passover is sort of like Chanukah in the way that it lasts for multiple days. On Chanukah, you can eat yummy-nummy pastries called hamantashen, and you can’t eat any wheat on Passover. Goodbye pretzels, noodles, and all that other good stuff! Make way for Passover! It’s Day One, and I’m already suffering from “pretzel withdrawal.” My unique condition known as “picky-eateritis” makes me an incredibly picky eater. Sigh. At least we have the wondrous Bazooka Joe bubble gum! Yay! I won’t be able to post for a while, but rest assured, I will continue to work on the book series.
Yes, you heard right! For this week, you’re going to see the BEST stories this side of Karion’s padded cell. Speaking of that, the story with that is near completion, as well as the story with the Super-Babies. I will be giving you my own story versions of Spider-Man, Phineas and Ferb(Beware, it very well might be pathetic. I’m not good at making my own story versions of television shows yet), Scooby-Doo(YAY!!! ), and more! If you like stories, this is your lucky week! Don’t miss the upcoming posts of stories galore!
I am very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very sorry if you like “Alien Chronicles”, because it doesn’t look like it’ll ever be finished. So, I’m going to be finally doing the contest stories, and some other stories from certain television shows. Basically, I’m thinking of making my own “Spectacular Spider-Man” stories.
This is very bad for lovers of this blog!!!! WE NEED MORE OF PONUI’S HUMOR!!! Without Ponui’ s blog, life is meaningless! Please, please, please, please, please, come back!!!!!!!!
- AND JUST PLAIN WEIRD!
- COOL BOOKS
- GRAB BAG OR THINGS THAT CAN’T BE IN UNCATEGORIZED
- STORIES: WACKY
- THE STRUCTURE OF…
This is my amendment: “If Zarion has a very, very, very, VERY,VERY great blog idea then he can post it, AND it will not make you puke with horror.” That being said, I’d like to introduce you to Arnold J. Pumpernickelponypie. Arnold has an incredibly unique talent of reversing any joke. Unfortunately, he completely reverses the funniness factor as well. I’m putting this on my blog so he can get publicity. His website is http://www.reversedjokesbyarnold.thisisnotarealwebsite.com Here’s some examples.
Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road?
A: Because he didn’t wan to go to the other side!
A man walks into the local “Grubs N’ Slugs restaurant to order a veggie soup. When he starts to eat the soup, he sees a greasy fly doing the backstroke in it and taking a shower. Quickly, he calls the waiter. “Look, Mac, about this fly in my soup-Can I please have another? They’re delicious!”
Q: What do you get when a tyrannosaurus doesn’t drive?
A: No tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the playground?
A: He didn’t want to get to the other slide!
Cows go-Wait a minute! Cows don’t go “who”!!!! (Note from Zarion: Technically, I GUESS that we could call this a funny joke. )
- AND JUST PLAIN WEIRD!
- GRAB BAG OR THINGS THAT CAN’T BE IN UNCATEGORIZED
- WANNA HEAR SOME COOL FACTS?
Thing #1: Guess where I’ve been from Friday-Sunday(earlier today)? Keenus/kinnus! I can’t spell it. It’s Harry Potter-themed, and now I have a cool set of Harry Potter glasses! I love them. You can see them in the photo below.
Thing #2: This is embarrassing, but I have to tell it. I hate Dora the Explorer with a passion, but there’s an episode that I want to see. “Swiper the Explorer” is its name. I have a number of theories for Swiper’s helpfulness, and I want to see if I’m right.
Okay, remaining contestants. We’re going to have a quiet contest! Whoever can-AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Junior is trying to eat me!Ewephant! Ewephant! Ewephant! You stop that right now, son!NO!!!!! NONONONONONONONO!!!!!! Yo, dudes. Got any cash? I’m in this for the money, and the publicity. This is my card for “Ponypants Real Estate. It couldn’t be any worse! Believe me, I’ve tried! YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!! There. You’re quiet. All of you are completely disgraceful! You can’t even be quiet for one measly second! ONE MEASLY SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED, AND NO ONE, WINS THE PRIZE!!!!!!! Uh, ‘scuse me, but Iwas being quiet. Humina….humina…humina… You….you won the prize? As sure as the moon’s round.Or something like that.)Well , folks, we have a surprise winner today! Some Hobo is our (gulp)game show champion! And, Lucky? Bring (snicker) out (giggle) the (Ha, ha, ha) prize(BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!) Okay. Tadahhh!!! You prize is…..a lump of moldy cheese with chopped liver! This game show was one with a bad prize, which are called “Squelches!!!!”
Hello, fans of the game show format! Here’s the next part of our wonderful game show! (In case you want to know why it’s a multi-parter, it’s because every time someone gets eliminated, I end it. I guess it’s sort of like Survivor, Total Drama World Tour,Total Drama Action, Total Drama Island, and commercials. (There. Are you happy, Syrika?)
Here’s the special challenge for this next section. We have to eat wacky foods. Wike an ewephant? No, Ponypants Jr. NOT like an elephant. Anyway- -IF YOU TAKE ONE BITE OF ME, YOU DIE!!!Okay, that’s IT! Cuddles, put the flamethrower down. We can settle this peacefully. The first contestant is………………………………………….MMrs. Ponypants!!! Oh, why thank you. (Snort, snort. Boogers fall out, and slime oozes out.) Aw, shucks. What do I have to eat? Ground llama bits with essence of manure. WAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU THINK THAT’S A CHALLENGE??!! I EAT THAT ALL THE TIME! She’s lying.Shut up, Junior. Gimme!! (Snorf, glarble, mobley rgrhglis g;ktwrgr, chomp.) Urp. Uh, I think that I-BBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Well, that’s it for this section. Come back for more Miscellaneous-ness! Bye!
Hello, readers of my blog. You’ve probably noticed that I still don’t have the contest story winners up, AND the story of how Karion got defeated AND my other stories AND more of the special game show. All that will now change, because I will not make any more blog posts until those things are completed. Of course, I’ll still update the page entitled “Wisdom From Our Science Teacher”(Check it out!), but that’s about it. The unmade blog posts will be made…..so I can get a whole new stack of unmade blog posts. Wow, I really am an incompetent novice blogger. See you next time, readers, and hopefully with some of the missing posts! No more continuity errors for this blogger(until I forget that I wrote that/until I get lazy again)!!!
Well, technically it’s not spring cleaning. We’re just tidying up for Passover, and it happens to be spring. I love spring.
*We will discover alien life.
*Madagascar 3 will come out. (Yeah!)
*This blog will still exist.
*A new Smurfs movie will come out. (No opinion. I haven’t seen the Smurfs.)
*People will finally realize that Marvin the Martian is not a robot. See this article. You may have to search for that particular quote.)
*Robots and humans will live in peace.
*Harry Potter will still be popular.
*Food will in the form of pretzels.
*The last war will be fought with toothpicks.
*Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader’s will still be popular.
*The world WILL NOT end.
RARGH!!!! I LOVED GARFIELD: A TALE OF TWO KITTIES!!!!DID YOU SEE WHAT THE “GOLDEN RASPBERRY AWARD” NOMINATED THI FOR!!!!!?????? “Worst Prequel or Sequel” and “Worst Excuse For Family Entertainment”, my eye!(WHAT DOES THAT PHRASE EVEN MEAN???!!!) Sure, it’s funny when a bad movie gets it, but not when a good movie gets it!! Apparently, they recognize the worst movies!! “Up” should have been nominated! YOU STINK!!!!!!!
Here’s some reasons for why bagpipes are dangerous.
1. The loud noise can hurt your ears.
2. The loud(a.k.a. flashy, colorful)suits can hurt your eyes.
3. Some maniac will try to destroy the bagpipes, causing panic.
4. In the panic, someone will be trampled.
5. People will start an angry mob.
6. People will start a riot.
7. During the angry mob’s rampage, people will be trampled.
8. During the riot, people will be trampled.
9. If someone is forced to watch it on television, they will throw something at the TV, thereby destroying it.
10. Someone will use a weapon to destroy all of the bagpipes, in the world, and it would harm bagpipe-players.
*Note: I enjoy the bagpipes, but I know that some people don’t, thus, this blog post.
“Pre-Made” Post: Illogical Math-CELEBRITY EDITION(as in, new people and old people being introduced, not celebrities.)Part 1
I have a special treat for you!!
ILLOGICAL MATH-CELEBRITY EDITION
Here’s our guests.
*Some Hobo (Gurgle. Hi. Burp. Snork.)
* Mrs. Valley Girl (I, like, love, this, like totally, cool, likelikelikelikelike, blog, like totally. Like.)
*Mr. Ponypants (I am a mad scientist! KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*Mrs. Ponypants (Arnie, you take off that stupid suit and do the dishes!)
* Uncle Ponypants (I’m in this for the cash.)
*Cuddles (GIMME PEANUTS! Syrika knew that I was going to say that.)
* Mr. Ponypants Jr. (I wanna eat an ewephant.) (Cuddles says AAAAAAHHH in the third person!!!) That last statement was from Cuddles.
Anyway, here’s our show, well, Part 1 anyway. So, Mrs. Valley Girl. What’s pony-PONY!!!!!?? YYYYYAYYYYY!!!! Not now, Cuddles. As I was saying, what’s pony plus tomato minus frog?It’s. like, the, square, like, root, like, of, like, pi, like, also,-Times up! The answer was actually “lemon.” You’re out! Oh, by the way, if you get out, thwn you have to be teleported out by our technicians expert. Ready, Happy? Yup. (BBBBBZZZZZZTTTTTTTT!!!) Uh, Happy, that was the “Mars” button. You just sent Valley Girl to Mars. Who cares? Good point. Cuddles, your turn! Now, what’s pickle times eleventy-seven minus-SQUIRRELS!!!! You’re right, but I’m going to have to take off points for shouting out. Darn. Next!
To be continued……
* I can type with my mittens on.
*Insect bits accidentally get into peanut butter.
*I can read at least two Harry Potter books in one day.
* Last week, I read 3,223 minutes total.
*(Some)Scientists believe that the Universe will end with the Big Crunch, similar to how it started with the Big Bang.
* There’s a chance that Mozart may have met Beethoven.
Hello, and welcome to DinnerChat. I’ll be giving you tasteful(pun intended)comments about my dinner. Beware, if you have a weak comment.
1. Yuck. Regurgitated noodle.
2. I hate eating noodles, after I’ve just spit them out because another noodle went through the wrong pipe.
3. Broccoli looks like tiny trees
4. Mwuahahaha! This noodle is a combination of mean people at my school. (MUNCH)
5. Congratulations to Syrika for getting a 97 out of 100 in her ABC book.
Syrika might stop being annoying! Here’s a photo of her being annoying.
Whoops, dangity-dang! That’s actually my hair! Stupid maintainance/tech people. Here’s the real photo.
Now that is deserving of the category entitled “My Family.” Why? Because I can.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I LOOK LIKE A GOBLIN!!!! AAAAAAAIIIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! O-okay(gulp), here’s(shiver)the next( HA-BLACH!!!!! A.K.A. I just vomited from the horrificness of the picture.)photo w-will work out.
Yup, that’s the picture of Syrika looking weird. And now, words of wisdom from Bumpy. hi i am bumpee i cayun spel vree gude. thjis is hou8 i spel this wrde; helllpppreeee1!!11!1!!1111 its sillee1111 an eeway ispe l t his wrde lik this; auntidisistablishmintareeumisme. alsoe flaucinafiswitashissmiem (Here’s my translation. “Hi, I am Bumpy. I can spell very good. This is how I spell this word: HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!! Its’s Sillee(Silicon)! Anyway, I spell this word like this: andisstablishblishatarium,” Oh, Foeey! I’ll get to that later! “Also, Floc-” OH, WHATEVER!!! I CAN’T SPELL IT!! BYE, FOR NOW!!! WHY AM I YELLING???!!!)
I’m taking a special break from cleaning the “Karion Stuff” from this blog, just to give you an angry rant. Here’s my reasoning.
1) A singer who isn’t funny at all did the opening speech, and TRIED to act like a stand-up comedian. Singers should not act like comedians, because they are not funny. Also, some really boring people were introduced.
2) Up won an “Oscar” instead of Fantastic Mr. Fox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How could Fantastic Mr. Fox not get the award???!!! I have a message for all of you. Write angry letters and emails to the people who run the Academy/Oscar Awards, and complain! Better yet, leave voice-mail messages AND call. We cannot let this injustice run without being complained about!!! Roald Dahl fans, UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m taking another short break to give you my personal opinion on something.(WARNING! WARNING! SPOILERS ON THE NEW iCARLY SPECIAL!!!!!)
My review of iCarly: iSpaceout. Frankly, I didn’t like it very much. We never did find out what happened with the “Little Girl” subplot. Also,why is the name of the psychiatrist funny? I was thinking that the little girl was there because of the oyster/tomato juice, and I was really disappointed in general with iSpaceout. See you next time, people who faithfully peruse this blog for new material!
Update: It didn’t even say, “Houston, you have a problem in the episode, and the actual space voyage in American/Earth history.
I have been looking through my old blog posts, and I sound really hyper. When I read them in my head, they sound like a hyper chipmunk who has just had 1,200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of caffeine. Back to work. Enjoy more “pre-made” posts. Superclub stories #s 13, 14, and 15 coming soon.
I am completely, utterly, mad. Mad as in “furious”, not as in “crazy.” If you enjoy Harry Potter a lot, then you should not Google “Parodies of Harry Potter.” It will make you go crazy with anger. Now, on a completely unrelated note, Google was originally going to be named “BackRub.” That’s weird!
A Pathetic Play, by Zarion Kreena.
Cast of Characters:
* Nike, the Usher
* Billybob the Person Who Performs The Marriage Ceremony
Narrator: This is the beginning of our short tale.
Bobby Shoe: I love you, Jane Sneaker.
Jane Sneaker: I love you too, Bobby Sneaker. Let’s get married!
Bobby Shoe: Yay!
At the wedding chapel….
Bobby Shoe: Excuse me, Mr. Usher. We’re the bride and groom.
Nike the Usher: Oh, sorry. I thought you were gatecrashers. My name is Nike, by the way.
Billybob the Person Who Performs The Wedding Ceremony: I now pronounce you shoe and sneaker!
What Happened Next: Mr. (Bobby) Shoe took his shoe, and stepped on the glass, but, alas, the glass broke. What a joke, and, alas, instead of laughing we all heard “Boo-Hoo.”
Narrator: And they all lived happily ever after in their little shoe house which is built by the Adidas shoe construction company. (Note: The house was soon bought by a little old lady with a lot of kids.)
Nouns “Shoes” and “Love” made by The Rating Gorilla
Plot by Zarion Kreena
IF YOU ARE READING THIS MESSAGE, THEN ZARION HAS JUST REGAINED CONTROL OF HIS BLOG. ENJOY THESE “PRE-MADE POSTS” WHILE HE WORKS ON BRAND NEW THINGS!
Hi. I made these blog posts, so you can get the absolute best of my blog, while I get my blog back to normal. Here’s a post about the Slicer in the form of one-liner jokes.
The Slicer is so dumb, that…..
* he thinks that an elevator can take you to the Moon.
* professional wrestling isn’t fixed(I have no opinion on this.)
* you can fit a square peg into a round hole.
*Karion’s reign of terror will last until this blog is destroyed. (And because you’re reading this automated post, his reign is DEFINITELY over.)
I’ve heard rumors that say that Zarion is going to try and stop me! How can he do that? My defenses are impregnable, my walls are sealed! No one can get in here! (Suddenly, there was a great flash of light, and the sensational Superclub appeared!!) I can’t believe it! How can you be here?! You’re just characters in a weird book series that Zarion makes!
To be continued in issue 15…..
Hello, people of planet Earth. The title about a guide to me is just a silly pretense in order to get you to read this post. You see, I’m through slowly taking over this blog. From now on, my plan is going full speed ahead! You won’t want to mis this, future people who will serve me. No, that isn’t a mistake. You will be serving me soon. For full details of my plan, you will just have to wait another couple of days. I can tell you this, however, you will remember this moment for a long, long time! Mwuahahahahaha!!!
41. Goldie was a chef. She was fired for burning the restaurant down.
42. Joey wanted to eat a potato.
43. Barbara loved hippopotamuses. Sadly, she was eaten by one when she tried to brush its teeth.
51. No, I don’t have more writer’s block. I’m just lazy.
21. Bob ate a giant hoagie (sandwich). Bob had stomach troubles. Bob now has diarrhea.
22. I ate a Kit-Kat bar. It was good.
23. Julia Child is a famous chef. Even though she eats a lot of butter, she has lived to the ripe age of 93.
24. Purim is fun. There’s a lot of costumes.
25. Joey once stuck his face into a blender, just to see what would happen. Now, Joey is in room 3856 of the Hospital for Stupid People. (Note: If you find this disgusting, sue Zarion. Please.
26. Mr. Ponypants is weird. Cool.
28. Joe was a fireman. He once accidentally set a house on fire, instead of putting another house’s fire out. By the way, this is the same person from #13. He changed his name.
29. Two more people went to the movie with teenager-eating slugs. The police went to search for them. They couldn’t be found either.
30. Thee writre forre thisssw3 storieeee ise aa bahdde spllr. Hee ise inkreddibleey hoorribel. I shud hav himme firedde.
31. I ate a walrus. The tusks hurt.
32. Jimmy was lazy. He didn’t do his homework, and spent his time blogging about cheese, ponies, and how Zarion Kreena is stupid.(Note: Jimmy is Karion’s third uncle on his mother’s side twenty-times removed.) Jimmy was eaten by a hyperactive dodo bird for this. Remember, kids, don’t act like Jimmy.
33. I like ponies.
35. In the earlier story, I had writer’s block/
40. I hate writer’s block.