Zarion: And now, “The Nuclear Radiation!” Yaaaayyyyyy!
Tigerboy: It combines social commentary and parodies. What more could you ask for?
Zarion: Chocolate pie?
Tigerboy: Okay, enough host/co-host introduction banter. Start the song!
Why is everyone so paranoid
About nuclear radiation
And the deadly effects it could have?
Because, radiation is deadly.
Extinction could happen
And bunkers can’t help you hide!
So we’ve been told and stupid people chose to
put crazy rumors on the Internet
But I know they’ll get deleted….wait and see.
Tigerboy: CUT!!! This is getting too depressing. It reminds me of the time a villain made me eat a nuclear bomb…(pauses)…the explosion didn’t hurt, actually.
Zarion: Okay, that’s just weird. Goodnight! Hopefully we’ll be funnier later!