Zarion: No, I am not dead. I had an accident involving sewer rats, butter, Yakima, and potato ice cream. Suffice it to say that I am now working as a street mime in Colorado. Uncle Murray quit, so I’m writing the posts now. Zarion the transcript writer. (laughs nervously) Anyway, I’m trying to earn money to fly to the location of the Miscellaneous Soup headquarters. In the mean time, a song parody to earn cash.
Oh Oh Ohhhh Ohhhhh.
Oh Oh Ohhhh Ohhhhh.Help me out,
I’m begging you.
For all the comedians,
When you’re a street mime.
Zarion: CUT!! Basically, I’m desperate for your help, you need to save my life. Uh, oh, I just remembered. (turns pale) It’s the Super Bowl, so no one’s listening! NOOOOOOOOO!!! Zarion out……