Question 1: When were you born?
A: I was never born.
B: I am a ghost.
C: July 4, 1776.
D: Whenever you say I was
E: Donkuary 189th. Planet Potter of the Harry time.
Question 2: How many fingers am I holding up? (Note: As Zarion is missing, I’m the person asking the first-person questions. -Tigerboy)
B: How can we tell what fingers you’re holding up?
C: I don’t want to know.
E: Two, and you’re mouthing the word “peace.” Nerd.
Question 3: Who will win the Presidential Election of 2012 in Miscellaneous Soup, Inc.?
A: Mr. Ponypants
B: Bob the Eyeball
D: A dead rat. Hey, he/she can’t be worse than Zarion!
E: Zarion. He’s the dictator.
Question 4: In a perfect world, what would you eat for breakfast?
A: The rotting corpses of everyone who didn’t survive.
B: My own rotting corpse, for I am a zombie.
C: Silly! Everyone knows that these answers don’t make sense!
E: Pancakes from (NAME OF RESTAURANT DELETED TO AVOID PRODUCT PLACEMENT)
Question 5: What is Zarion’s first law if he gets reelected as the dictator of Miscellaneous Soup, Inc.?
A: I thought you said it was the Presidential Election of 2012!
B: “Give me pretzels or die.”
C: “Give me a copy of Nevermore: The Final Maximum Ride Adventure.”
D: “Let them eat pretzels!”
E: “Blah, blah, blah. Go have fun, and, LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!
Question 6: What would you rather eat?
A: A dog
B: A frog
C: A bog
D: An elf
E: A mongoose
Question 7: You have a weapon, and you are locked in a room with someone you hate. What do you do?
A: Kill them.
B: Force them to give me their lunch money.
C: Have a tea party.
D: Eat an elf.
E: Nothing. You are dreaming.
Question 8: What do elves taste like?
C: Like a candy cane
D: You make me SICK!!!
Final Question: Is this the final question?
C: Definitely not
D: Your breath smells like skunks and death
E: I hate you, Zarion
Question 10: Where is Zarion? No, really, we can’t find him.
A: I don’t know.
In New York’s sewers, writing messages for help (Note to Self From Tigerboy: DO NOT put this in. It is false. DO NOT put this in.)
C: I am holding him hostage in exchange for money and a copy of Seinfeld Invades The Office, his famous unfinished novel.
D: What was the question?
E: TIGERBOY, YOU IDIOT! THE ANSWER IS “B”!!!!!! HELP ME!!!! THE RATS ARE GNAWING MY LIVER!!!!
Actual Final Question: Hooray! We have our first REAL, not related to the authors, subscriber! What is his/her username?
B: A is the right answer
C: See above
D: See above
E: New subscriber? FINALLY!!!
IF YOU ANSWERED….
*All A’s….You are not a Miscellaneous Soup reader. You only come here for Green Thumb’s column. 😦
*All B’s…. You browse through the blogs. 😦 😦
* All C’s….You are a partial expert.
*All D’s…You’re new here, aren’t you?
*All E’s….You found the hidden answers for what I would do!!!!! :0 YOU COULD WRITE THIS BLOG!!!! (Note from Tigerboy: This was Zarion’s blog. I only wrote the one question,after he disappeared. Tigerboy out.)