A Miscellaneous Soup Personality Quiz


Question 1: When were you born?

A: I was never born.

B: I am a ghost.

C: July 4, 1776.

D: Whenever you say I was

 E: Donkuary 189th. Planet Potter of the Harry time.

Question 2: How many fingers am I holding up? (Note: As Zarion is missing, I’m the person asking the first-person questions. -Tigerboy)

A: None

B: How can we tell what fingers you’re holding up?

C: I don’t want to know.

D: 1,000.

E: Two, and you’re mouthing the word “peace.” Nerd. 

Question 3: Who will win the Presidential Election of 2012 in Miscellaneous Soup, Inc.?

A: Mr. Ponypants

B: Bob the Eyeball

C: Woofles

D: A dead rat. Hey, he/she can’t be worse than Zarion!

E: Zarion. He’s the dictator. 

Question 4: In  a perfect world, what would you eat for breakfast?

A: The rotting corpses of everyone who didn’t survive.

B: My own rotting corpse, for I am a zombie.

C: Silly! Everyone knows that these answers don’t make sense!

D: Bananas

E: Pancakes from (NAME OF RESTAURANT DELETED TO AVOID PRODUCT PLACEMENT)

Question 5: What is Zarion’s first law if he gets reelected as the dictator of Miscellaneous Soup, Inc.?

A: I thought you said it was the Presidential Election of 2012!

B: “Give me pretzels or die.”

C: “Give me a copy of Nevermore: The Final Maximum Ride Adventure.”

D: “Let them eat pretzels!”

E: “Blah, blah, blah. Go have fun, and, LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!

Question 6: What would you rather eat?

A: A dog

B: A frog

C: A bog

D: An elf

E: A mongoose

Question 7: You have a weapon, and you are locked in a room with someone you hate. What do you do?

A: Kill them.

B: Force them to give me their lunch money.

C: Have a tea party.

D: Eat an elf.

E: Nothing. You are dreaming.

Question 8: What do elves taste like?

A: Chewy

B: Minty

C: Like a candy cane

D: You make me SICK!!!

E: Delicious

Final Question: Is this the final question?

A: No

B: Nada

C: Definitely not

D: Your breath smells like skunks and death

E: I hate you, Zarion

Question 10: Where is Zarion? No, really, we can’t find him.

A: I don’t know.

B: In New York’s sewers, writing messages for help  (Note to Self From Tigerboy: DO NOT put this in. It is false. DO NOT put this in.)

C: I am holding him hostage in exchange for money and a copy of Seinfeld Invades The Office, his famous unfinished novel.

D: What was the question?

E: TIGERBOY, YOU IDIOT! THE ANSWER IS “B”!!!!!! HELP ME!!!! THE RATS ARE GNAWING MY LIVER!!!!

Actual Final Question: Hooray! We have our first REAL, not related to the authors, subscriber! What is his/her username?

A: eof737

B: A is the right answer

C: See above

D: See above

E: New subscriber? FINALLY!!!

IF YOU ANSWERED….

 

*All A’s….You are not a Miscellaneous Soup reader. You only come here for Green Thumb’s column. 😦

*All B’s…. You browse through the blogs. 😦 😦

* All C’s….You are a partial expert.

*All D’s…You’re new here, aren’t you?

*All E’s….You found the hidden answers for what I would do!!!!! :0 YOU COULD WRITE THIS BLOG!!!! (Note from Tigerboy: This was Zarion’s blog. I only wrote the one question,after  he disappeared. Tigerboy out.)

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