Question 1: Who am I?
A: The sarcastic question asker.
B: The wonderful, handsome, incredibly talented question writer, who is writing this answer himself.
C: Bob the Eyeball.
D: Mr. Ponypants.
Question 2: Live from New York, it’s _________ __________!!!
D: Saturday Night Question
4: I am a___
B: Elf-eating pyschopath
C: Elf-eating lunatic
D: Nerd Question
5: Who am I?
A: A crazed idiot.
B: A nerd.
C: No one.
D: You already asked that!!!
Question 6: Why does this blog exist?
A: To act as a front to control the universe.
B. To entertain people.
C. To explore human culture
D: This blog doesn’t exist. EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE!!!!!!
Question 7: (Essay Question) In 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 words or more, explain quantum physics in the form of an episode of the Muppet Show. Extra points will be given if you add Beaker exploding 1,000 different times in 1,000 different ways. More extra credit will be given if you can name the winners of the next 100 years worth of sporting events so Zarion can get some serious moolah. Wow, this blog needs a better budget.
Your personality will be revealed to you after you answer the questions in a comment.