Zarion: Hi, esteemed colleagues. Courtesy of an Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, I learned that today is National Panic Day. As a gift to you all, here’s a reason to panic.
(Tigerboy jumps into view)
Tigerboy: I’VE HAD SUGAR!!!!!!! AHA!
Zarion: Oops, wrong thing. HAPPY, WHERE ARE YOU?
(Cuddles pops up)
Cuddles: I’ve been cooking!
Zarion: Uh, oh. That’s all the time we have, bye! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
(Giant wall of ooze slams into camera, camera person runs away)