Zarion: I can’t believe I made it to 600 posts. Wow. Anyway, it’s time for a celebration! Tigerboy?
Tigerboy: (pulls back curtain) Announcing…fan mail! The one drawback is, we don’t have any fans, so it’s just mail! Letter 1:
Your blog stinks.
Zarion: Well, that isn’t very nice. Tsk. tsk. Next letter. I’ll read it, this time.
Dear The PIIIIIIIG,
Please run for president! I hate Zarion 😉
Tigerboy: (laughing) Hooray! Hooray! We love you, anonymous person!
Zarion:…..I hate you. Next letter.
Why do you put up with Zarion? He sounds like a jerk with bad breath!
Bobo the Talking Charcoal Patty
Zarion: I THOUGHT WE WERE CENSORING THESE LETTERS! Who did I put in charge of that?
(camera cuts to Cuddles)
Cuddles: (stares at all the letters, looks at them….licks them) Appwooved!
(camera cuts to Zarion)
Zarion: Okay…..next letter.
Why do Cuddles, Lucky, Jeremy, and Happy work for you? Isn’t that child/baby abuse?
P.S. Insult my name and perish.
Tigerboy: I’m going to run away now……POLICE! HE KIDNAPPED ME AND FORCED ME TO DO THIS!!!! I HAVE NEVER EVEN USED HIS TOOTHBRUSH! Well, maybe that one time. I had a bad itch on my-
Tigerboy: My tail. A Chihuahua was stuck to it.
Zarion: Come on, can’t I get even one polite letter? Okay, final one. I’ll read it.
Dear Miscellaneous Soup,
I think this blog is wonderful! I love it!
Zarion: Yay!@ Zarion out!