Zarion’s Movie Reviews: The Three Stooges (MINOR spoilers ahead)


Hiya, folks. I saw the movie yesterday, and I finally thought of a way to creatively review the movie while doing it justice, and at the same time, not being TOO spoilerish. I will review the movie in sentences of seven words.

Thought 1: Read the signs carefully- they have jokes!

Thought 2: Horses were very unexpected-  made me laugh!

Thought 3: Mucho slapstick; poor lion and Curly, too!

Thought 4: Laughed so hard I cried- no kidding!

Thought 5: Stay after the credits, extremely worth it!

Thought 6: Curly’s singing sounds like a drunk Elmo.

Thought 7: N’yuck, n’yuck, n’yuck! We love you, Curly!

Thought 8: Almost choked on my popcorn from laughing!

Thought 9: Obviously top of my birthday wish list!

Zarion out.