I Ate An Elf
sung to the tune of ‘I Kissed A Girl‘
This is the story of my obsession with elves, almost an obsession
For the thousands of letters, begging for an explanation
It was a joke on “Mad” the show, not MadTV
that was incredibly creepy
I ate an elf and I liked it,
I decided to fry it, I hope Santa doesn’t notice
It tasted chewy, it tasted so minty, like a candy cane
I ate an elf, and I liked it, I liked it
I can’t buy elves but it doesn’t matter
I can just set a trap, watch out, North Pole
It’s just a simple bucket, filled with Lucky Charms,
I ate an elf and I liked it, when it fell into my deep-fat fryer
I ate an elf and I fried it, I hope Santa doesn’t mind it
It tasted chewy, it tasted so minty, like a candy cane
The elves taste magical, green coats, chewy hats, candy insides