Fake Commercial: Salt Bowl


(Happy family eating corn on the cob)

Announcer: Corn on the cob is delicious, but what happens when you can’t get salt evenly spread on the cob?

(a young boy puts salt on his corn with a salt shaker, it falls off)

Announcer: If you can’t stand that anymore, then try the ‘Salt Bowl.’

(Mom pulls out a wrapped package)

Announcer: The Salt Bowl is a bowl filled with only the finest sea salt. You just rub your corn in it, and-boom! Instant salted corn on the cob!

(Boys rubs his corn in the salt bowl. He licks it, smiles. His sister stops licking her corn, and rubs it in the salt bowl.)

Announcer: This product also works on pasta…

(Someone rubbing a forkful of spaghetti in the salt bowl)

Announcer: Pizza…

(A dad rolls pizza up and puts it in the salt bowl)

Announcer: Fruit…

(Little sister puts a strawberry in the salt bowl, it comes out completely covered in salt.)

Announce: And even fondue.

(Mom pulls out a fondue pot, Dad ladles some melted cheese out and puts it in the salt bowl)

Announcer: Soon, restaurants will have a portable version of the salt bowl.

(A waiter places a grimy bowl on the table)

Announcer: The Salt Bowl- Deliciously giving you germs every time you use it.

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