Zarion: Hello, everyone. We realize that, over the course of all of our contests, HARDLY ANYONE has signed up. To change that,we mixed things up a bit. Tigerboy?
Tigerboy: Ladies, gentlemen, and assorted balls of yarn, the person who comes up with the best new item of interest for Green Thumb to write about in his column also wins an absolutely free shout-out in one of our bizarre game shows.
Zarion: OR our upcoming full-length Saturday Night Live parody. The rules are the proposed topic must be clean, NOT offensive in any way, and relevant.