Saturday Night Live Quotes


Wayne’s World. Wayne’s World. Party time. Excellent.

I’ve got a fever! And the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!

Now, let’s get started by letting me give you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about. First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river. Now, you kids are probably saying to yourselves, “Hey, I’m going to go out and get the world by the tail and wrap it around and pull it down and put it in my pocket!” Well, I’m here to tell you that your’e probably going to find out, as you go out there, that you’re not going to amount to JACK SQUAT!

 Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!
 
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.
 
We are from France.
 
Da bears!
 
Superstar!
 
Wild and crazy guys!
 
I’m Chevy Chase, and you’re not.
 
Well, isn’t that special.
 
Pepsi! No coke!
 
Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow. 

 

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