12. Hi, ‘Winnie!’
11. I’m eating honey, and you can’t have some.
10. Are you really that fat, or is it just fur?
9. Where’s your friend, Christopher Robin?
8. I have a rug that looks just like you.
7. You’re ugly.
6. I can bear-ly tolerate you. (Note: Any type of bear pun will suffice.)
5. Wah, wah! Where’s Eeyore?
4. You STILL can’t have my honey!
3. Hey, look! A giant bee monster!
2. Can I turn you into a rug?
1. My great aunt Edna could make you extinct, and she’s 109!