12 Things You DON’T Want To Say To An Angry Bear

12. Hi, ‘Winnie!’

11. I’m eating honey, and you can’t have some.

10. Are you really that fat, or is it just fur?

9. Where’s your friend, Christopher Robin?

8. I have a rug that looks just like you.

7. You’re ugly.

6. I can bear-ly tolerate you. (Note: Any type of bear pun will suffice.)

5. Wah, wah! Where’s Eeyore?

4. You STILL can’t have my honey!

3. Hey, look! A giant bee monster!

2. Can I turn you into a rug?

1. My great aunt Edna could make you extinct, and she’s 109!


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