10 Reasons To Hate Monkeys

10. They throw poop.

9. Monkey cannibalism. It’s real. Look it up.

8. When not given a banana, they will attack.

7. You have to mention bananas when you mention monkeys, and it’s hard to spell ‘bananaanas.’

6. Did I already mention the poop?

5. They are smelly, from the poop throwing.

4. Let’s just say that Curious George is not realistic.

3. Howler monkeys.

2. Ever try putting on an alternate version of Peter Pan with a monkey playing the role of Nana?

1. Monkeys on typewriters can not produce Shakespeare. We here at Miscellaneous Soup have tried that, and our chief monkey, Happy, can only destroy typewriters.


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