Bob the Eyeball: Hello. I am Bob the Eyeball, and this is my story. Every time Zarion lets me on this blog, I’ve been hurt, cartoonishly and seriously. Why does this happen? Is he prejudiced against rubber eyes who can talk and stick to walls? Maybe he’s jealous. I don’t know why, but maybe he is. I’m basically Spider-Man. I can be funny. (door opens)
Green Thumb: What’s going on? WHo’s in here?
Bob the Eyeball: You’ve got to help me. I’m being tortured here. If you can help me, call 395-929-NOT-A-REAL-#.