Syrika’s Thanksgiving Rules For Dogs


1. Look cute. Remember, this is a ONCE A YEAR HUMONGOUS FEAST that you shouldn’t miss out on. Drooly dogs get sent away from the table.

2.Don’t be annoying. Whining, barking or jumping on people’s chairs does not get rewarded.

3. When the owners start talking about going to someone else’s place for Thanksgiving, whimper and give them a really cute “But I’ll miss you” look. Puppy eyes and rolling around on your back helps.

4. Follow people around with your bowl in your mouth and your paw pointing to the food.

5. If you end up not getting anything, lick EVERYONE’S hands after the meal. Chances are, they’ll taste like turkey.

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