Zarion: Hey, don’t go on this blog!
Tigerboy: It will rot your life.
Zarion: I’m not saying that we’re immoral, but Hades once offered to be our joke-writer.
Tigerboy: Zarion accepted.
Zarion: You want to rot your brain?
Tigerboy: Yes, yes, yes! It’ll heal anyway! (sings) Heal-ing factor…!
Zarion: FILTH! FILTH! FILTH! Let the brain-rotting commence!
24 hours later…
Zarion: I am sorry for my actions. I love my colleagues, and I did not realize how much this would hurt them.
Tigerboy: Translation: I am a lying weasel. My publicist knows all.
Zarion: Miscellaneous Soup has been-No, is one of the greatest things in my life.
Tigerboy: Translation: Money, money, money.
Zarion: I hope you all understand what I’m trying to say.
Tigerboy: Translation: Money, fame, power, mention on Saturday Night Live, cameo on Saturday Night Live, and guest hosting of Saturday Night Live, more TV roles, huge movie career.
Zarion: I hope that all of you have enjoyed our parody of the Angus T. Jones scandad.
Tigerboy: We would have made this a viral video, but we rotted the minds of our budget producers.
Zarion: Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow. I’m Zarion Kreena, and you’re not.
Tigerboy: TRanslation: I am as funny as Chevy Chase, just without the profanity, sexism, racism, and other bad qualities.