Zarion: Yo, my peeps! The tagline for this blog isn’t very accurate,
Tigerboy: “Humor, Saturday Night Live reviews, and a sprinkling of just about everything!”. Yeah, right. Saturday Night Live yes, everything else, no.
Zarion: So here’s a preview of what is to come.
Dr. Soup-Van H0ffer: Allo. I am ze new recurring character, to be in a segment entitled “Dr. Soup-Van Hoffer Analyzes Cartoon Characters.” You vould be zurprized at how dizturbed zhey are. Take Superman, for example. He-
Zarion: Save it for the show. We don’t want anything getting ruined.
Tigerboy: Also, we’re going to get some sketch comedy. “The Lego Family”, for instance.
Zarion: Stories and poems.
Tigerboy: Finally, we will accept suggestions. Just comment with a suggestion, and we WILL do it. No dirty suggestions, or swearing.
Zarion: Finally, again, here is a teaser of a new segment.
Aquaman In “Going To The Movies”
Aquaman: Ah, I love going to the movies. Come on, my finny friends. (wheels in huge bucket of fish, water slops everywhere.)
Aqualad: I hate these family movie trips. You’re not even my dad.
Mera, the AquaQueen: Don’t complain, dear. Be a lamb and help me bring Topho in.
End Of Segment
Zarion: We hope you have enjoyed that portion.