Aquaman: Ah, I love going to the movies. Come on, my finny friends. (wheels in huge bucket of fish, water slops everywhere.)
Aqualad: I hate these family movie trips. You’re not even my dad.
Mera, the AquaQueen: Don’t complain, dear. Be a lamb and help me bring Topho in.
Ticket Salesperson: Uh, sir? You can’t bring a live octopus into a movie theater. I’m pretty sure there’s a law against that. Also, did you kidnap those children?
Aquaman: How can you accuse me of that? I’m Aquaman!
(His statement is met by silence. Aqualad tries to leave the movie theater, but Aquaman blocks the exit.)
AquamSan: Here’s his birth certificate.
Ticket Salesperson: Well, this seems to be in order. What movie do you want to see? Wait, let me guess. The Avengers!
Aquaman: NO! Never!
Ticket Salesperson: A special showing of The Amazing Spider-Man?
Topho: (loAoks disgusted)
Ticket Salesperson: The Dark Knight Rises?
Ticket Salesperson: Hmmmm…..Howard The Duck?
(Everyone looks enthusiastic. The tickets are bought.)
Popcorn People: Hi, would you like some popcorn?
Aquaman: Sure! (buys an extra large bucket of popcorn for himself)
(They go into the movie theater, slopping water everywhere.)
Aqualad: These seats are uncomfortable.
Mera: We’re too close to the screen.
Aquaman: (finishes the popcorn) This is really salty….Has it been an hour already?
Movie: Trapped in a world he never made…
Mera: This is horrible.
Aquaman: Seriously, I need some water. I’m going to die in about five minutes.
Random Audience Member #1: Shut up!
RAM #2: We’re trying to watch the movie!
Nearly two hours later…
Movie Theater Employees: (poking at Aquaman with a stick) I think he’s dead.
(Corpses of Aquaman, Aqualad, and Mera twitch. Flies buzz around them.)
*Translation: Good thing Aquababy was left home with a babysitter.