Tigerboy: We have just received an urgent story from the Miscellaneous Soup News Research Squad!
Zarion Kreena: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby!
Tigerboy: We should immediately drop everything and cover only this!
Zarion Kreena: Forget the fiscal cliff!
Tigerboy: Enough about oil, Barack Obama. and the Middle East!
Zarion Kreena: This is what we should be focusing on!
This has been an extremely sarcastic ‘News Update’ mini-post.