Generic Game Show Host: Hi, I have a horrible name, and welcome to Chubby Bunnies X-TREME, live from Studio 10Q! You all can shove marshmallows in your mouth, but can you do it while juggling? Making bratwurst? Imitating Batman? Stay tuned to find out!
Steve: Hi, I’m the first contestant.
GCH: Excellent. You must face off with Dawn, as you both stuff marshmallows in your mouth and complete mystery challenges.
Steve: Is this safe?
GCH: We tested it out on interns. The results were inconclusive. MOVING ON! Dawn?
Dawn: I’m going to mess you up, punk! You’re going down! I can detach my jaw!
GCH: Steve. You must stuff yourself with strawberry marshmallows as Dawn whacks you with a mallet for one minute.
Steve: A foam mallet, right?
(Dawn whacks Steve with a real mallet as he frantically shoves marshmallows in his mouth.)
Steve: OW! (Censored) That hurts-AGH! I’m choking!
GCH: And, stop! Now, Dawn, you must shove marshmallows in your mouth, while giving Steve the Heimlich maneuver.
Dawn: It’s not working- (choking) Acckkk….
GCH: Aaaand…we’ve just been cancelled! Goodbye! That’s our show!
Dawn: (spits out marshmallows) We could have died, you sadist! What are you, a serial killer?
(GCH freezes, and slowly heads for the camera. Dawn and Steve nervously look at each other. The cameras go off, and the lights turn dark)
GCH: None of you can leave.
(Dawn and Steve scream. End scene.)