News Update With Zarion Kreena And Tigerboy: Episode 11-


(Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da)

Announcer: News Update With Zarion Kreena and Tigerboy!

Zarion: Hello, I’m Zarion Kreena.

Tigerboy: And I’m Tigerboy. Here are the night’s top stories. Last Monday, Fox New’s Detroit channel covered a local car show. When asked what else happened on Monday, they said “Oh, nothing happened! Absolutely nothing else that we would even be remotely interested in.”

Zarion: The bird flu is back, so, please, don’t go around kissing any birds. That means you, Idaho. We’re watching you.

Tigerboy: New promos have been released for a Marvel Comics storyline called “The Age of Ultron”, where an artificial intelligence takes over the world. In other words, I, Robot with superheroes.

Zarion Kreena: Justin Bieber is hosting Saturday Night Live next week, so don’t forget to set your DVRs to record anything else that is on besides that.

Tigerboy: I feel a time warp coming! No, this isn’t a joke!

(The desk travels through time….Vague clips are shown…..)

Nervous Ned: GIANT METEOR! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Zarion: Kreena: It’s pi day, so be sure to-

Nervous Ned: SEQUESTER! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!

Tigerboy: North Korea has been making nuclear tests, so we’re all doomed, war is inevitable, blah, blah, blah, EVERYBODY HIDE!

Zarion Kreena: There’s a new viral video going around called the “Harlem Shake.” My only question is, why is part of New York shaking? Earthquake?

Tigerboy: ‘Lil Wayne is currently in the hospital.

Zarion Kreena: School closed because the Fresh Prince theme song was played…..

Tigerboy: No Hulk spinoffs for the Marvel Cinematic Universe….

Zarion Kreena: The Bachelor

Tigerboy: Muppets sequel

Zarion Kreena: Skyfall

Tigerboy: Bill Nye-

(Time warp ends……)

Zarion Kreena: ….What just happened?

Tigerboy: I have no idea. What day is it?

Zarion Kreena: March 19th.

Tigerboy: Wow…It’s been over two months since we started this.

Zarion Kreena: From News Update, I’m Zarion Kreena.

Tigerboy: And I’m Tigerboy. Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

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