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Ed’s funeral is held in Studio 8H. Lorne Michaels finds you. He almost throws you in jail, but decides to make you an NBC intern. You rise to fame, become a featured player on Saturday Night Live, host Late Night, host The Tonight Show, etc. What? NO! We’re not saying that Mr. Fallon took this quiz, and that’s why he’s who he is today! No, Mr. Michaels! Please don’t sue us for libel!
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