I turn 17 on July 23rd, 2013.
Yes, yes. Thank you for the greetings, WordPress. As I was saying, my birthday-
KNOCK IT OFF! Sheesh. Stop showing that picture! Okay, anyway, I turn 17. I have not had driver’s ANYTHING yet, due to various mental images of what might happen.
Yeah, sort of like that. Got anything else?
YES! Exactly! I went to get my state i.d., and it was looooooooooong. I brought eight books to read, fortunately. (I only finished one of them.) Two things I was tempted to do, but didn’t. I’m not THAT stupid, after all.
1) Yell “WHAT ELSE IS THE NSA HIDING FROM US, YOU GOVERNMENT STOOGES???”
2) …DARN. I had something funny planned, but I forgot it. Oh, well. You get the point. From Miscellaneous Soup, I’m Zachary Krishef. Have an excellent day, and don’t run anyone over, for the love of Ponypants. (Inside joke. Literally.)