Wait, that’s not Syrika, that’s Mr. Macho. What’s the difference? (Joke contributed by Syrika.) Time for the double catch up post!!!
School of Summer: Yesterday was good. Today was not as fun. Still, it could have been worse.
And Then Everyone Started Water Fighting….I have never heard the ‘kung-fu fighting’ song, but I’ve read about it. Anyway, there was a HUGE storm yesterday. I called it a flash flood. Rain started pouring down, and I could see mini rivers across the parking lot! We made it home safely from summer school. Technically, it wasn’t a flash flood, I just called it that. For that reason, I would STINK as a weather anchor.
Me: Well, Michigan, a flash flood is coming to you. STAY INDOORS, for the love of safety!
Boss: You fool! That’s just a very sudden storm!
Me: Oh…..I’m getting fired now…..
Poor Spongebob. I wouldn’t have that reaction to being fired. My reaction would be more like this:
Me: Oh. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Actually, I’m not sure if that would happen. Eh.
Despicable ME! Not Gru! What do you mean, “I’m not despicable.” YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE, MISCELLANEOUS READERS! WAAHAHAAHAHHA! WAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHHA! ANARCHY! ANARCHY! *NOTE: I DO NOT ENDORSE ANARCHY. IT IS BAD.* Longest. Intro. Ever. So, Despicable Me 2 is coming out. WOOOOOO! I loved the first one! WOOOOOOO!
I just realized how advertising works. On YouTube, this advertisement for some video game called The Last Of Us keeps playing. I have no interest in playing it, but that song is incredibly catchy. Hence the title of this section. The advertising got stuck in my brain, and I remembered the game.
“You lie!” No, I changed my mind. No more Facebook nonsense. I am considering getting a summer job next summer, because my volunteer hours should be completed after July 25th. Therefore, it may not look good for nonsense to be seen by prospective bosses. Hmmm, note: Delete all references to my nonsense-ridden blog.
I haven’t been putting as much pictures in this post. To make up for it, that was a hilariously odd Spongebob picture. Poor Spongebob. For Miscellaneous Soup, I’m Zach, Syrika is NOT Mr. Macho, and have an excellent summer-full Wednesday. I am going to do some summer reading and/or story writing.