I’m BACK…..Only To Possibly Be Gone Again, Soon. Sorry. (Why Do These Have To Be Capitalized?)


SUCCESS!!!!! I have passed my Chemistry final exam with an 80% percent!!!! All that time spent studying and NOT making blog posts paid off!

My reaction to FINALLY being done with Chemistry, AND that my overall grade will mostly likely be a high B?

Like that picture? I literally Googled “ridiculously happy face.” More highlights of my day:

Aww, WHO’S a good doggy?? YOU are! YOU are!! TUMMY RUB TIME!!! I was going to go upstairs to my brother’s room to relax, because he’s at a training center. I asked the dog if he wanted to come with me, and he interpreted that as “Hey, boy! Wanna go on a walk? Wanna go on a walk??” and not “Hey, boy! Wanna come with me to Sol’s room?” In all fairness, I was using the same tone of voice as I use for…Well, pretty much every time I talk to him. Think baby talk, but with more tummy-rubbing. Oh, he wuvs his tummy wubs, oh yes he does!!! He gave me these ADORABLE little doggy whines of happiness! He hardly ever does that! Well, not to me, at least. Now that I think of it, Syrika (FAKE NAME), my sister, is away at camp, and she usually takes the dog out for a walk.

10800 and thirty seconds/ that’s how long I spent/ at the library! Bad “Seasons Of Love” song parody. I first heard the song in parody song in The Office, season seven, “Michael’s Last Dundies.” Basically, multiple hours at the library. Hooray! I love the library!

FINALLY…..Why I might not be blogging for thirteen days. Approximately. ROAD TRIP!!! Also, a family reunion! Hey, you guys remember Poniu? (FAKE NAME) Back in the old days when I used a fake name and I had no readers, (J.K. Rowling used a fake name for The Cuckoo’s Calling, and it had readers. When the information that she wrote it under a pseudonym was leaked, it had more readers. I STARTED A TREND!!), my cousin Jared had a WordPress blog. He hasn’t updated it in a while, and I don’t think he updated his website, either. Note to self: Get the link. Anyway, we did this cool thing where he wrote a post on Miscellaneous Soup, and I wrote a blog post on Ponui Theater. Let me check…..Aha! Here is a link to my post on his blog (just click on the word here, at the beginning of the sentence), and this is a link to his post on my blog. I have actually re-blogged many of his posts to Miscellaneous Soup, thereby adding confusion if you simply try searching “Ponui” on this blog. Just use the links.

Could you be more specific?

You know, the usual. Reading, writing, relaxing, making a SECRET FANFICTION SERIES for this blog…Any of those grab your attention? Wink, wink. Hint, hint. The blog post teasing my SECRET FANFICTION SERIES has already been made, but I want to wait until I actually have some stories written. It will be dated, though. I make some jokes about my room being messy, and certain areas (pile of paper from school) have been cleaned up and recycled. For the story, I want to post it in the way a television show works. I set a designated time for each story to be posted, and then I stick to that schedule, with a number of pre-made stories. When I run out of my stories, that would be the equivalent of a television show’s hiatus. Here’s some hints about my story. If you feel like it, guess in the comments section below.

HINTS:

1. Weirdness

2. Other characters from the universe

3. My own version of a canon that’s been established since the 1940s

5. Healing factor

6. Costumes.

Have an excellent day, everyone! For Miscellaneous Soup, I’m Zachary Krishef. Have an excell-Wait, I already said that. OH! I thought of something!

SHAMELESS PLUG TIME (But Not For Me): 

My sister got me hooked on fanfiction. Google “fanfiction mists Justice League” and read the stories that come up. They are GOOD. Please do it. Also, read Dale E. Basye’s book series, Heck: Where The Bad Kids Go. I am making a review of the most recent book, because it was incredibly well-written and interesting. Please. Read it. Bye, everyone!!! *distributes smiles and lolllypops to everyone*

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MOVIE REVIEW: “The Campaign”


Preliminary Thoughts:

Okay, this movie is my first R-rated movie. I’m a little nervous.

Plot/Concept:

Okay. The basic concept is simple. Two corrupt federal employees don’t like the current North Carolina congressman, Cam, so they attempt to oust him with a dark horse, Marty. It’s a pretty interesting concept for a movie, partially because I am very interested in the political system. I also enjoyed the use of political satire.  Some plot points near the end that some people would call predictable, I did not see coming at all.

Humor:

You can find raunchy humor. You can find swearing humor. Clever jokes, low-brow jokes. Racist jokes, interesting jokes. Some of the humor in this movie actually made me laugh, while other portions disturbed and annoyed me.

Appropriateness:

This is rated R, and for good reason. Swearing. Dirtiness. Racist-ness.

Casting:

The actors did a good job. I truly believed that Will Ferrell, Zach Galifanakis (Did I spell that correctly?), Jason  Sudeikis, and all of the actors were excellent.

Music:

One particular song is not appropriate. Still, the soundtrack, especially over the end credits, actually sounds interesting. I especially liked the use of the Archie’s song “Sugar, Sugar” to represent the innocence in Marty’s life.

Sum Up: 

This movie has some surprisingly heartfelt messages and morals. Like I said above, I did not see that coming from a crude movie. I would not see The Campaign again, but I liked approximately 46% of it. For Miscellaneous Soup, I’m Zachary Krishef. Have an excellent day!

Happy Birthday To Daniel Radcliffe! Wait, Wrong Person. The Royal Baby? Wrong day. IT’S ME!!


BIRTHDAY PLANS:

1) Watch Ratatouille. It’s a good movie.

2) Volunteer at the library.

3) Watch my first R-rated movie, The Campaign. Political  comedy!!!

4) BIRTHDAY PIE!!!!!!

Any other plans? NOPE! Well, maybe I’ll do my version of a live blogging session. I’ll make a post for The Campaign, and write my thoughts about it. Or not. I do want to be completely focused on the movie.  Here’s one thing I’m NOT going to do: WORK ON CHEMISTRY! I finished all of the Chemistry work for today.

What do YOU do on your birthday, readers? For Miscellaneous Soup, I’m Zachary Krishef, AND IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!! HAVE AN EXCELLENT DAY!!!!

My Final Post As A 16-Year Old


Thank you, but it’s not my birthday, yet. July 23rd.

Uh, thank you, but it’s still not my birthday.

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Uh… It’s-

    I’m sorry that I had to use a picture to yell. I’m just tired from a very long road trip.

What to talk about……..Canada? Nearly going to jail? No, I am not kidding. You don’t want to know. I’ll just talk about Seinfeld.

Yeah, that’s disturbing. I give up, I’m going to bed. I’ll talk to you later, WordPress. For Miscellaneous Soup, I’m Zachary Krishef. Have an excellent night!

Going Home!


We’re not starting the journey, yet, but we’ll be home…eventually….We just have some stops. My pessimistic prediction is returning to (NAME OF HOMETOWN DELETED) by 9 pm, but Mom things it will be late afternoon. For Miscellaneous Soup, I’m Zachary Krishef, and COMIC CON!!! COMIC CON IS SO EXCITING!!! Wait, did it end? I MUST RESEARCH IT!! COMIC CON!!!! Have an excellent day.

Where In The World Is Zachary Krishef?


Not in my hometown, that’s for sure!

No, I am not on the run from the police. My parents have been invited to a wedding, but I have not. Therefore, I get to relax in a hotel, and use the lobby’s WiFi. But, I will NOT abuse it. Don’t worry, (name of hotel deleted for privacy’s sake). So, have you heard about Comic-Con? I might make a post about the movie ideas, but that may wait until when we get home tomorrow. My birthday is Tuesday, and I’m excited. What’s new with you? For Miscellaneous Soup, I’m Zachary Krishef! Have an excellent day!

I WISH I COULD BE AT COMIC-CON!!!!!!!


Here’s what I’ve learned:

1. Maria Hill WILL have an Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. cameo.

2. Superior Spider-Man, meet Agent Venom!!

3. Vin Diesel is The Vision! No, Ant Man! He’s someone!

4. Ultimate Marvel’s barriers are breaking down! What the what? GALACTUS???

5. AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 INFORMATION!!

6. DC’s Trinity War. I don’t buy comics, I get them at the library. Still, I enjoy reading descriptions of what happens. WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOO! What do YOU like about Comic-Con? Chat with me in the comments! PWETTY PWEASE, I’m lonely! One more thing:

Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel!

No idea when information on that or the film of Phineas and Ferb will be released, but maybe at the Disney Con. EXCITED! I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!!! NERDINESS NERDINESS NERDINESSS BLAAFAJJA DADOJF ADOJF JA wf wap

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Excuse me.. I word-vomited. I have regained my composure, and I am going to check Comic Book Resources one more time for information. HOLY PONYPANTS, Thor: The Dark World  action figures???? Oh, wait, I only want to see the movie. Oh, well. HEY, PEOPLE! YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN VERSION OF THE MOVIE WITH THE ACTION FIGURES AND YOUR IMAGINATION!!!! I’m done. Bye! For Miscellaneous Soup, I’m Zachary “NERD AND PROUD OF IT” Krishef, have an excellent day, and I NEED TO STOP YELLING!!!!!!!!!!