“No Longer Active”: A Song Parody of “Radioactive”


Radioactive Parody

by Zachary Krishef

Whoa, oh, oh

Whoa, oh, oh

Whoa

 

I’m waking up to a shattered trust

I check my page with disgust

My videos are in the catacombs.

 

I’m breaking up, shutting down, then checking on other shows

This is it, the Blip-pocalypse

Whoa, oh

 

I see my friends, make some plans

Join a new site, get back the fans

We’ll beat them at their own game.

Whoa

 

I’m breaking up, shutting down, then checking on other shows

This is it, the Blip-pocalypse

Whoa, oh

 

It’s shutting down, I can feel it in my views

Enough to make YouTube good

Welcome to the Blip age, to the Blip age

Welcome to the Blip age, to the Blip age

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, We’re no longer active, no longer active

 

“All shows must go”, the medium can’t die

Deep in our hearts, they will survive

 

It’s shutting down, I can feel it in my views

Enough to make YouTube good

Welcome to the Blip age, to the Blip age

Welcome to the Blip age, to the Blip age

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, We’re no longer active, no longer active.

THE END…BUT NOT IF YOU SUPPORT THE REVIEWERS ON PATREON!

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