This is a special message from the executives at Disney. Yesterday, we announced the reboot of DuckTales, to positive reception. However, some people have expressed concerns that we will ‘ruin’ the classic show by modernizing it, despite our saying that it will keep the spirit of the original show. To appease your worries, we have decided to release a sneak preview of the new theme song.
Life is full of neat swag
Here in Duckburg
Star Wars, iPads, Marvel Comics
It’s a duck-blur
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history
We’re back, your favorite show!
This can’t possibly be bad!
We can also announce at this time that the theme song will be performed by Taylor Swift and rendered in dubstep.